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FH Mini 110 - Encino Dan
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Hey everybody, remember Flop TV, the one hour online video version of the Flophouse podcast
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Flop TV 2, everything you loved about Flop TV, but again.
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Hey, this is Stuart Wellington of the Flop House Podcast, and welcome to another Flop
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House Mini.
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I am Stuart Wellington, and joining me are...
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Jan McCoy.
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And Elliot Kalin.
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That's right, we're back.
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We're back again.
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The Flop House Boys doing a Flop House Mini.
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Exactly where you expect us to be.
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Yep, in your ear holes.
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On a regular schedule.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, one of these Flop House Minis, what we do is instead of watching a bad movie and
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talking about it, we are going to talk about whatever we want.
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And today, I want to talk about something that by the time this episode gets released,
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probably won't matter anymore.
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But the other day, I went to the movies.
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Have you guys ever done this before?
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Not familiar.
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Yeah, I've, you know, once in a while, I've got...
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I'm experienced.
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It's a pretty...
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I had a pretty big week.
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I went to three movies in the theater.
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That's right.
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It's because I treat watching movies like I'm a professional.
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And so, my professional...
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A professional movie watcher?
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, you know...
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In a way, we are.
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I love our job.
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Okay, fair.
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And so, I, of course, being responsible at my job, I went to the movies with my father-in-law
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to see Deadpool and Wolverine versus...
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Deadpool and Wolverine.
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Okay.
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And Wolverine.
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They do fight each other, but that's not the takeaway.
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And so, while I was watching this movie, there was definitely a point where I thought to
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myself, how did we get to this place?
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Why are...
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What is happening?
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How did he get to the theater?
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He probably took the subway.
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Maybe he drove.
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No, he drove.
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My father-in-law can't take the subway.
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It seems like Stuart had an existential crisis triggered by Deadpool and Wolverine.
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I had a little bit of an existential crisis.
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And funny enough, I feel like this...
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It reminds me a little bit of...
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Actually, it reminds...
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I'd just say it reminds me of the opening of Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust.
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His memory is triggered by a bite of a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.
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Which in a way, that would be very appropriate for Deadpool to say when he looks at the camera.
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I don't know if you've met this guy.
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He's kind of like a family guy who was a superhero.
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But I was watching this movie, and I also think it's oddly appropriate because we just
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watched and did an episode on the movie If, which is Disney's attempt to like make...
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Also, Ryan Reynolds.
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait.
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Is he in it?
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He's such a chameleon.
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I can't tell.
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But that's kind of like Disney's attempt at building...
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Like putting all their cinematic universe properties into one thing, right?
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It's very meta.
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Or it's like a mild attempt at metaness.
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If is?
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No, Wish.
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Did I say If or did I say Wish?
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You said If.
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So I was confused.
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God damn it.
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It's a stupid movie name.
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Which we also did recently on a Boston show.
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Yeah, and it had Ryan Reynolds in it.
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So I thought the connection seemed clear to me.
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When you said confused that Ryan Reynolds is in it, it makes more sense that you thought
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Wish because Ryan Reynolds is not in it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He isn't in Wish.
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Oh boy.
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He's such a chameleon.
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There's no way of knowing.
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He's like Jackie Chan.
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There's no way of knowing if he's in a movie or not.
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I've already fucked up this many.
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No, no.
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The confusion is what makes...
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Should we start over?
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Should we start the whole thing over?
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Should we...
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I think people tune in for the confusion.
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So you're saying Wish?
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Exactly.
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Yes.
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It's Disney's attempt to try to tie its old movies together into one thing.
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Deadpool and Wolverine is...
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I haven't seen it, but it sounds like it's very much that.
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It's like very much...
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Let's pull in a lot of different Marvel stuff.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it attempts to sweep all of the older, let's say, either failed or defunct because
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they were part of Fox, sweep them all into a dustpan, not throw all of it away, sprinkle
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a little bit on the MCU and combine it all together.
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Yeah.
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And mix it in with a bunch of jokes about what corporate takeovers and dissolutions
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and such.
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Yeah.
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I was amazed at how much humor in there wasn't specifically just like...
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How in the weeds they get on that.
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Like, you know, comic book nerd stuff, but like stuff for people who really follow the
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entertainment news surrounding these studios.
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Yeah.
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There's definitely points where Charlene's looking at me, I'm like, I'll tell you after
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the movie.
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And then you'll be disappointed.
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So it was very fun.
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It was very fun to, you know, to have this existential crisis and then walk out of the
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movie theater.
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Very fun, says Stuart Wellington about Deadpool and Wolverine.
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Whoa, no!
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So I walk out of the movie theater and my very old father-in-law is there, who we took
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because...
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He says, will I ever get my wish?
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Because he, so we took him there because his favorite guy is Wolverine.
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He loves Wolverine, right?
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Like...
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I mean, Wolverine is an American favorite.
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I remember the first time I wrote a Wolverine comic, I mentioned it to my grandmother and
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I said, this is a bigger character than I'm used to working with.
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And she goes, well, everyone knows Wolverine.
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And I was like, you know Wolverine?
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She's like, damn straight, bub.
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Yeah.
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He's a Canadian favorite, though.
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Yeah.
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He's the best at what he does and what he does.
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It's not very nice.
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Yeah.
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It isn't pretty.
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No.
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On the nice, not nice spectrum, it's closer to the not nice.
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And on the pretty, not pretty.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And the amount of like, I mean, in order to understand, I mean, I guess, well, so we
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asked my father-in-law...
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You know what?
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I just realized something.
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Wolverine in the comics is very short, but Hugh Jackman, who plays him, is not short.
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He is not short at all.
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Jack Reacher in the books is very tall, but Tom Cruise, who played him, is very short.
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Is there some kind of physical, like only so much height is available to Hollywood at
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a certain time?
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Possible.
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And it has to be in stasis.
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And that's why they cast tall people as short characters and short people as tall characters?
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I will say, rest assured that in the multiverse shenanigans, we do finally get our short King
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Wolverine variant as part of the thing.
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Yeah.
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It's funny that you say variant because, yeah, that's right.
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In order to understand some of it, you have to watch Loki, a television show, which is
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a little weird.
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But I'm...
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Well, there's a lot of stuff.
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It is funny that Disney was like, yeah, we'll tie it all together between the shows and
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the movies the way the comic books do.
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And it's like, the comic books are all comic books.
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It's not like Marvel.
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It's not like Spider-Man.
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And it's like, for more on this, listen to the hit song we released last year.
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Like it's still the same medium, you know?
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No, you're right.
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There's no songs about Spider-Man that you can just listen to.
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That was the point.
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But there's no...
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What I'm saying is, that's not the point I'm making.
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The point is, the song does not feature continuity that will then be referenced in a comic book
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later on.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So I talked to my father-in-law, Herb, and I asked Herb, what do you think?
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Did you like the movie?
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His response was, it was different.
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He put down his can of peaches and said...
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Yeah.
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And I feel like that's kind of the thing.
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If I was to show, say, a person who wasn't, say, particularly familiar with all the ins
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and outs of these movies, what would they even think of Deadpool and Wolverine?
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And that was, conveniently, on my walk over here to the Flophouse, I actually bumped into
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a recently unfrozen Neanderthal.
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Oh, wow.
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A caveman.
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One second.
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Guys, let me let him in.
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Oh, wow.
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Holy.
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Okay.
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This is much more than I expected.
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We have this unfrozen caveman, and we're recording this on Friday.
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Our mom is going to be back by Sunday night.
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Okay?
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So we only have a weekend to be able to instill the entirety of the human experience into
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this caveman.
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Okay?
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Because mom is against that.
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Mom doesn't like teaching cavemen modern things.
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Well, if she finds out it's a caveman, she'll take him away from us, and we won't be able
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to show him off in high school.
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Okay?
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I think this pretty much makes a lot of sense.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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I don't know if it works well, but I think that's what happens.
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One thing that Deadpool and Wolverine remind me is that movies have the ability to impart
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the entirety of the human experience into people who might not have experienced those
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things.
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Yeah.
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You can learn.
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Yeah.
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They're kind of like, what, empathy machines?
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Is that what Roger Ebert called them?
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That was the famous quote.
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Yeah.
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That's the famous quote Roger Ebert has that I take issue with, but yeah.
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But nonetheless.
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So we have this amazing tool at our disposal to-
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I wouldn't call Dan a tool, but he is amazing.
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We have to introduce to our Encino Dan, if you will, this Neanderthal man, how to become-
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Wait.
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Alex, just add in some Neanderthal sounds.
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1, 2, 3.
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Okay.
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So yes, that makes sense a lot.
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So we are going to try and communicate.
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We need to impart what it is to be a human in the modern world using the best tool we
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have at hand.
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Not books.
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Not music.
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No.
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Not, I don't know, like interpretive dance.
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No, we're going to talk about movies.
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And so we're going to go over-
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for a couple of different key things about modern society.
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And we need to kind of pick the best movie
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to impart as much information as possible on that subject.
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So just to give you an idea, I have at least one prepared.
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So for instance, for the premise of this podcast,
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I might suggest Encino Man, the movie.
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Barring that blast from the past
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or something else with Brendan Fraser.
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Can I just say-
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Brendan Fraser is really good as a guy
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who has missed a lot of years
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and has to learn about them now.
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Or if he's fighting a mummy.
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Yeah.
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Can I just say, now that Stuart has-
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Stuart's two strengths as an actor.
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Gotten his premise out.
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I didn't want to interrupt his premise
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out of a sense of courtesy
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that I'm not afforded that frequently.
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But now that it's out, I wanted to say that,
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the expressions on the guy's face.
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He's had his notes app out.
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And if you know the notes app,
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it automatically gives a heading to everything
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at the top of it.
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And I've seen the words Encino, Dan,
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for the past 10 minutes.
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I'm like, I gotta know.
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I gotta know how this figures out.
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Where are we going?
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Dan's spectations, yeah.
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No, it was much better than I thought, honestly.
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Yeah, I think it's pretty tough.
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It's a good premise.
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When I was a kid growing up,
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I grew up in New Jersey.
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I didn't know Encino was a place.
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So when that movie came out,
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I was like, I guess that means prehistoric.
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I don't know.
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Totally I didn't get, yeah.
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And it wasn't until I got to see Sean Astin
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and Pauly Shore have some hijinks
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with our buddy, Brendan Fraser,
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before I kind of figured it out.
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The same way that when Get Him to the Greek came out,
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I was not familiar with the Greek theater.
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So I thought the Greek was like a mobster
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that wanted Russell Brand or something like that, you know.
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And luckily that's a movie
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where nobody involved in that movie
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has had like a fall from grace of any kind.
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Okay, so to give you another example.
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A movie that sums up the,
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like I feel is like the perfect encapsulation
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of an issue of our modern day
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would be if we were going to say climate change.
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If we're going to say climate change, for instance,
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I would say First Reformed.
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You know, a movie that perfectly captures
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the terror and the like untouchable frustration
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of being able to do nothing about a problem
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that is killing us all.
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Yeah, the feelings of both guilt and impotence.
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Yeah, towards the problem, yeah.
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So if we were trying to teach our Encino dance,
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exactly, if we were trying to teach Encino dance,
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but I feel like there's much more important,
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like not more important, obviously,
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you know, climate change is going to kill us all.
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But let's say more immediate
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if we want to try and get him into, you know, society.
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So for instance, I've given some examples.
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Let's talk about, let's look at some topics here.
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I wrote down a bunch of topics here
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and I figured you guys could help me.
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You guys are the most knowledgeable film people I know,
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so that's why I want to talk to you,
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barring some other people that I text with.
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But you guys, yeah, you're-
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Okay, well, thanks for the totally-
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So let's say-
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Unfootnoted compliment.
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Okay, language.
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Language.
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Yep, this Neanderthal man
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does not have a concept of language yet.
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What's a good movie about language and communication?
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Now, here's the thing.
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You say, My Dinner with Andre, I'll give you a high five.
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That was literally the first movie that came to mind
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because it's like, well, you want a movie
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with a lot of talking.
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My Dinner with Andre is all talking
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and it could also teach him about how to be in a restaurant
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because that's something new to it.
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See, that's the thing.
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If we can find movies that do double duty here,
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that's great.
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Yeah, on the other hand,
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I don't know if it will get, if he'll be able to,
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so My Dinner with Andre is my number one choice,
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but I wonder if there's something else
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that will more easily help him create the connection
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between language and things.
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Since My Dinner with Andre, fair or not,
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this is maybe a fair criticism or not,
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takes it for granted that the audience
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has an understanding that you can talk
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and express ideas verbally.
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So, I mean, the most literal version I can think of
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is like The Miracle Worker,
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which is literally about someone learning
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that language means things, you know.
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And Not Finding Forrester,
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where he learns that the key to writing
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is really like punching those keyboard keys.
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Yeah, so Dan, this caveman lost,
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he completely missed the time when typewriters were used.
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So let's, why bring it up?
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Why bother with it?
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Well, I thought on the comedy podcast,
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it might be amusing to talk about it, but you know.
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Hey, let's teach you about typewriters anyway,
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so nobody uses those anymore.
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And the caveman is like, why waste Ogg's time?
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You're right to reject my serious suggestion
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of Finding Forrester.
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Yeah, I was gonna say something like,
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I mean, I guess it's more about communication,
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but it's like something like Sound of Metal,
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where Riz Ahmed's character is going deaf
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and he has to struggle with that
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and come to terms with his inability to hear things.
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You know, there's a rival about language,
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about trying to communicate with.
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Perfect, sure, and also time and perception of time.
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Now that Dan got his goofy one out of the way
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with Finding Forrester, he gave us the real one.
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I forgot Dan always opens with a gag.
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This is a serious podcast.
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Yeah, he does one goof for himself in the rest area.
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I don't know what in our history would make us think,
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make you think that a goofy one would be okay.
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And the caveman is like, Ogg not understand.
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When Dan's sincere, when Dan not sincere.
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Mixed signals to Ogg.
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Tell me about it, Ogg.
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Ogg's sick of Dan's mind games.
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Okay, Matt, man, wordy.
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Ogg looking for serious communication relationship.
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Ogg tired of the meat market.
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So as I said, we're gonna have to be able
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to get this guy to blend in with us at high school, okay?
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So what's a good movie?
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Yeah, we're high school students, sure.
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Yep, that shows high school.
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What's a good high school?
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Number one, you only have one movie
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to show him about high school.
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Well, here's my gag suggestion.
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Dan does a lot of gags.
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My gag suggestion, a movie about someone
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showing up at high school and he has to like figure out
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what it's like to be at high school
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when you're not a high school student.
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I don't remember the name of it,
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but that John Cryer movie where he has to go undercover
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as a high school student.
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12 o'clock high?
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Yeah, because he's in the witness protection program.
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12 o'clock high?
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No, not 12 o'clock.
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No, that's not it.
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That's a different one.
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It's the one where he's in the witness protection program.
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It's a cowboy movie.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Dan, you're thinking of 3 o'clock high probably,
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which is not the movie I'm thinking about.
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No.
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I'm thinking about Hiding Out.
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I think that's it.
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Hiding Out.
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Where he has to pretend he's a high school student.
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Is hiding out spelled like high like it's in high school?
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No, it's not.
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I think they missed something there.
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They did miss something.
[16:28]
They did miss something.
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But that is where he plays a stockbroker, right,
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who is on the lam or something like that.
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He's on the run from the mob,
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and so he has to hide out at a high school,
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pretend to be a high school student.
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Was this before or after his ducky days?
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This is, so this is 1987.
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I wish I could go back to those ducky days.
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I do not.
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He's a piece of shit, that guy.
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So that's what, Pretty in Pink.
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Let's just take a look and see what you, that was 1986.
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This is the year after he's ducky.
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So, okay.
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So yeah, I would argue, still ducky.
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Then he's no longer so ducky.
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Yeah.
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On the other hand, there's also like just one of the guys.
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There's another gag suggestion going undercover at high school.
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Another goofy one.
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Yep.
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I'm gonna make a suggestion that's not a goofy one,
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and I think it does a little bit of double duty.
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I would say Alexander Payne's election,
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since it does touch on some politics there.
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Yeah, it'll help him understand a little bit more
[17:20]
about democracy and the American system of government,
[17:22]
but also high school, yeah.
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Yeah.
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And the pressure that a man might go through
[17:25]
when he's trying to get his wife pregnant.
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Yeah.
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I was first gonna-
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He'll be like, all confused.
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Why girl coded as villain of movie?
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Girl just trying to be good at things
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and run for high school president.
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It's complicated.
[17:38]
It's complicated, Aug.
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Tracy's hero of movie, right?
[17:41]
Well, Aug, it's a little more complicated than that.
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I don't, I think the movie's more complicated than that too.
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Like, I don't think she's coded as the villain.
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I think that we're supposed to like understand
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why this like, this person that we're coded to like
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because he's Matthew Broderick,
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but then we realize he's a shit heel
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over the course of things.
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Yeah, that's true.
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And that's just kind of his perspective on, anyway.
[18:04]
For me, it's the scene where Tracy Flick
[18:05]
is complaining to her dorm mates
[18:07]
about them being too loud.
[18:08]
That's the moment where the movie is like,
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yeah, but she's not cool, right?
[18:12]
Yeah.
[18:12]
Yeah, but who was?
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I mean, like, that's the thing.
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Like, the part of the problem,
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the thing that that movie exposes is
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people who care about things and are, you know,
[18:21]
have like specific desires attached to that,
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like are also difficult and that like causes people
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not to like them when, you know,
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likability is not what should, you know, win elections.
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This is also good stuff for Aug to learn.
[18:36]
Yeah, you should learn all this stuff.
[18:37]
You should learn this first.
[18:38]
It might be a political.
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Politics is on my list of things to teach Aug.
[18:41]
Well, then that's my vote ahead of time.
[18:44]
But I was gonna say for high school,
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like at first I wanted to go with days.
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You say screwball, Stan.
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At first I wanted to go with days and confused
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because I feel like that's a very like
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sort of realistic depiction of the interaction
[18:58]
between teens, but it's on the last day of school
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and much of it is not about high school itself.
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They certainly don't do a lot of schoolwork.
[19:07]
Yeah, so I'm gonna switch over to a movie
[19:10]
that I don't love, but you know,
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it's, it comes from a book about going back
[19:17]
to high school undercover, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
[19:21]
Maybe I would go with.
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Okay, okay.
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Yeah, and that'll prep Aug for his love of Judge Reinhold.
[19:30]
His love of masturbation.
[19:32]
Yeah, I would say it's, again,
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this is not a movie that I love.
[19:37]
It doesn't, but I think The Breakfast Club
[19:39]
would get across some of that stuff too.
[19:41]
Yeah.
[19:41]
Yeah.
[19:42]
Okay.
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I mean, of course, these are all high schools
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from, you know, back when we were younger.
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I don't know for modern high school.
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I mean, they don't make,
[19:51]
I mean, there's High School Musical.
[19:52]
That's pretty much it, right?
[19:53]
They make a lot of high school movies these days.
[19:55]
There's Booksmart.
[19:56]
That's a lot of high school too.
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I liked, I liked Edge of 17 from McClure.
[20:00]
years ago. I didn't see that, but I heard it was good. It's good. Yeah. It's a rare
[20:05]
movie where you're like, oh, no, these teenagers are acting like teenagers where they make
[20:10]
bad choices. I mean, if he wants to learn about middle school, then like eighth grade
[20:14]
is yeah. How is that? I always just the concept of a movie about eighth graders stress. I
[20:21]
can understand that. I think I actually think it's a really good movie. And I'm someone
[20:26]
who often gets a little annoyed by kind of Bo Burnham's stuff. But you find him. Does
[20:33]
he do annoying things? It's just not my type of thing. But it is a very good movie. And
[20:37]
it's not as much haters. It's not as depressing as it seems like it'll be. OK, wow, man, we're
[20:44]
crushing these. How about Family Dynamics? What's a good movie to show? Family Dynamics
[20:52]
because I'm from a different type of family dynamic where he is. I don't know. Rides dinosaurs
[20:58]
and he can't explain that he doesn't have language. I don't know if this is the maybe
[21:06]
the crude. I mean, I feel like crude to be like two on the nose for all this already.
[21:14]
It's hard because, you know, all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way, etc., etc. Like
[21:20]
I feel like Family Dynamics is so specific. Like I was, you know, like I was going back
[21:26]
and forth between like, oh, everything, everywhere, all at once, a lot about Family Dynamics.
[21:30]
But yeah, that movie won't confuse Ogg. Yeah, yeah. Specifically tied to an Asian immigrant
[21:37]
experience. But like what isn't tied to a specific experience? What good movie isn't
[21:42]
like? Yeah, that's that's right. So it's hard to say. It's hard because there's a lot of
[21:46]
movie. I mean, because also if you're making a movie about a family, it's often because
[21:49]
something bad is happening to that family. And I don't necessarily want to give a bad
[21:52]
version. So I think I this is my my gag suggestion is Fast and Furious. It's all about family.
[21:58]
But my a good one. But my real suggestion, Adam's family. That's a very honest man.
[22:04]
Barry Sonnenfeld, Adam's family. I think it's it's like they're a they're a creepy family,
[22:09]
but they are a solid, functional, loving family. They're arguably ooky or spooky, but they're
[22:17]
a little kooky. But I think that's if I want to kick in, they would they slap a friend?
[22:22]
This is up to debate that we never see it canonically in the film that way and slap.
[22:27]
I don't know. He's saying the song, Dan. Yeah, but that that would be that'd be my legitimate
[22:32]
one. I feel like if you want to show a movie that where you're like, this is how a family
[22:34]
operates when it loves each other, like even maybe don't show the parts for Pugsley and
[22:39]
Wednesday trying to murder each other.
[22:40]
But still, yeah, that part might be confusing. Yeah. You make fun of me for confusing pics.
[22:45]
He's like, I don't know if this is like this is this is a more out of the mainstream family.
[22:51]
I don't know. But but also but like, yeah, that just their style, you know, but that fact that
[22:54]
like, yeah, they it's a loving husband and wife loving. They love their children. The children
[23:00]
are trouble, but they still love them. His brother thinks comes back and he feels so guilty about not
[23:05]
finding him before. He's so excited he's there. Like, it's great. There's I feel like, yeah,
[23:09]
100 percent. And it's going to teach people. It's going to teach him about kind of like those
[23:13]
kind of type goth aesthetic. Wait, is that Barry Sonnenfeld? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Those are
[23:19]
his best movies, right? Well, he also did get shorty. That's a good one. Get shorty. I love.
[23:26]
Yeah, I think. Yeah. And as a director, I think Adam's family or get shorty probably is his best
[23:32]
movie. Yeah. Like, I mean, I'm partial to Adam's family values, but that's true. And family values
[23:37]
is real. I'm not the man in black is fans. And a lot of people are like, I like it. OK,
[23:41]
what else family values? No, I said I'm not the men in black fans. A lot of people are like,
[23:45]
I like it. It's fine. It's a really fun movie. It's good. And it has like an all time performance
[23:50]
from, you know, it's good. I just put the other ones we mentioned above it. Yes. I mean, I'm
[23:54]
sorry. Ratings. I think Adam's family values. I wouldn't show up just yet because I don't think
[23:59]
he'd be able to handle Joan. Yeah, yeah. It's too intense. Yeah. What a whirlwind of emotions.
[24:05]
OK, I forgot. I forgot he directed nine lives. The movie where Kevin Spacey is a
[24:11]
you've had a real fall from grace. Yeah, it's too bad. OK, modern travel.
[24:19]
What are we going to show for modern travel, whether that's subways, cars, bikes? I mean,
[24:26]
there's one movie that doesn't travel planes, trains and automobiles. Yeah. OK, what's what
[24:31]
is that movie? It's called Rat Race. Mission Impossible dead reckoning. Our mutual friend Tom
[24:40]
is almost always recommending rat race to us. Really? Yeah. He is not recommended rat race to
[24:46]
you. Wait, are we talking about the same time? Yeah. Tom from Huckleberry Travel. Oh, that he
[24:52]
loves. So you weren't talking about the same time? No, we weren't. But that's fine. I don't
[24:57]
know. I was so scared of people. Yeah, I was not aware that he was such a rat race. He's always
[25:05]
like, hey, I love rat race. You want to come watch it? It's like, I guess it's an uneven movie,
[25:10]
but they're like two or three scenes that are very funny. Like the rest of it is not very good.
[25:16]
A couple of flashes of funny moments in it. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Maybe I should take
[25:20]
Tom up on his. I wouldn't say rush to see it. Don't don't race. Speaking of rush, the movie
[25:26]
I would recommend is Premium Rush because I think it gives New York New York geography,
[25:31]
which you have to be able to, you know, because the Flophouse is canonically in New York,
[25:37]
even though a third of it is in Los Angeles. Yeah. But, you know, like your heart is still
[25:41]
in New York, right? For sure. You left us there. I left there slowly dying. But yeah,
[25:47]
and I feel like Premium Rush really gets across the concept of, you know, making your way through
[25:52]
the big city. And he'll and he'll he'll he'll see Michael Shannon. He'll be like, I knew guys like
[25:58]
that back in the Stone Age. I knew guys who had that kind of anger at all the time. He would be
[26:03]
Michael Shannon could be a modern man, a caveman. He could be at all. He can do it all. He can be
[26:08]
any period of history. Like, yeah, is I mean, but also the thing I love him is performance in
[26:12]
Premium Rush so much because it's like he's so genuinely threatening and also such a clumsy,
[26:17]
like goof. Yeah. He's constantly failing. But you are worried about it. Like if he if
[26:23]
you're worried, he's going to get his hands on the hero, you know, scary.
[26:27]
I mean, it's not this character is not scary, but the filmmakers explicitly said, you know,
[26:32]
like they're trying to do like a coyote and Roadrunner thing. And it's it shows like on
[26:37]
the funny side of things like he is a comically sort of bad luck villain even while he's scary.
[26:45]
Yeah. Any any other travel suggestions? We have planes, trains and automobiles.
[26:51]
I mean, if we're talking about just a premium rush, if we're talking about movies with Michael
[26:54]
Shannon in them to then like Kangaroo Jack, there's a lot of travel in that.
[26:59]
Yep. That's you. You remembered that he's in it. I guess. I don't know. Around the world in 80 days
[27:05]
has a lot of modes of travel and a lot of countries. Yeah. That's pretty useful for
[27:11]
semi-modern travel. Yeah. I mean, you know, let's not air balloons. Yeah. Not a lot of
[27:16]
steamships these days. Well, I mean, yeah. And there's there's I mean, a lot of the modern
[27:21]
Bond movies, you know, I feel like they're the older ones actually show him traveling more now.
[27:26]
It's usually they just cut to another country and it says like Monaco in big letters. We don't have
[27:30]
to do that part. Yeah. People are familiar with airplanes now. So maybe an older James Bond movie.
[27:36]
How about religion? What movie should we show? You mentioned first reformed religion.
[27:42]
First reformed. Yep. That's maybe that does a little double duty there.
[27:46]
Now we talk now. The question then is, are we talking about so many religions,
[27:49]
Stuart? What are we saying? A specific religion or the idea of religion? Well,
[27:54]
if if he has to exist in blend into New York high school society. OK, what? I mean, I think
[28:03]
I mean, if it's high school religion, then like what saved, you know, something like that. Not
[28:07]
bad. Yeah. But I would also say serious man. Oh, well, I'd like I'd like I'd say maybe Fiddler
[28:13]
on the Roof, which is the main character literally is in dialogue with God the entire
[28:17]
movie and talks about his religion. You know? Yeah. I mean, in in America, there's a broad
[28:23]
spectrum of religions, but probably for the most part, he's going to encounter
[28:27]
a culturally Judeo-Christian stuff. So maybe like do a double feature slap a Jesus Christ
[28:34]
superstar onto there. Yeah. I think probably not like the serpent in the rainbow. That wouldn't
[28:38]
give him an idea of like the the mainstream American religion. Yeah. I'm trying to see.
[28:43]
I'm like, you know, see if there's something that gives more of a spectrum. But
[28:47]
what do you do? I see Exodus, gods and kings.
[28:54]
God's not dead. Is that showing Bill Mars religious?
[28:59]
I feel like that's going to be. Well, we showed we showed it.
[29:06]
Yeah, well, I hit himself with his club until he died.
[29:10]
We just we just last weekend were in Boston for our Boston show when we were recording this.
[29:15]
And I was took a walk around and at the Boston Music Center or whatever it was,
[29:18]
the one near Fenway, there was a big, big electronic sign up advertising that Bill
[29:24]
Mars was going to be there. And I was like, oh, man, like a man, like I kind of I kind of wish
[29:29]
that that we were opening for him or something like that. So we just mess up that show.
[29:34]
Just ruin it. Kill the plug, everything and run. Yeah. My wife and I celebrated our was at our I
[29:42]
think it was our one of our it might have been our last wedding anniversary. We went down to it
[29:46]
was kind of last minute. So we we went down to Atlantic City and we were getting dinner at the
[29:51]
Borgata. And we just saw a big sign that said that Sebastian Maniscalco was going to be there
[29:55]
of all places, Atlantic City. No. And I was like, Charlene, it's your guy.
[30:00]
Did you choose to meet there because they'd blown up the chicken man in Philly last night?
[30:04]
Wait, wait, wait. I don't get that reference.
[30:08]
Elliott, you're from New Jersey. You should understand this.
[30:12]
It's a, it's a Springsteen song. It's a very famous one. Atlantic City.
[30:17]
Oh, I don't, I'll, I'll, look, I'll be honest.
[30:18]
He's a billionaire. I don't listen to his music anymore.
[30:20]
This is the shame of my, the shame of my, of my life is I don't really connect to Springsteen's
[30:26]
music very much. My dad loves him. My brother loves him. My brother will be like, yeah,
[30:30]
yeah. I took a trip to Iceland. Bruce Springsteen was playing there and I wanted to see him,
[30:34]
you know?
[30:35]
Wow.
[30:36]
But, uh,
[30:37]
I mean, that's what Bruce Springsteen songs are all about is Iceland. I'll just, I'll
[30:40]
just box up that joke and submit it to the now over with Scott Aukerman, uh, Adam Scott
[30:47]
Springsteen series.
[30:48]
The thing is, Dan, I guarantee you'll get like one or two DMS from people that are like
[30:52]
Stuart and Elliot are crazy for not getting that reference. You're the best, man.
[30:56]
One of the movies from Brian Davis.
[30:58]
Yeah. This DM comes from my wife.
[31:01]
So I'm going to, I'm going to recommend a movie that I think, uh, I'm going to recommend
[31:06]
two movies for this one for religion that I feel like maybe they're not the most best
[31:10]
or most accessible movies. One of them I think is an amazing movie, but it's not the most
[31:13]
accessible and the other one is okay, it's fine, but they're both about kind of religious
[31:19]
belief and the questions surrounding that. And one of those is silence, the Martin Scorsese
[31:25]
movie, which I think is an amazing movie and should have gotten more attention from the
[31:28]
world. And the other is leap of faith with Steve Martin, which leap of faith when it
[31:32]
came out, they sold it as like funny man.
[31:35]
Steve Martin is at it again this time. He's a, he's an evangelist, but when you see it,
[31:38]
it's like, it's about a guy who is coming to terms with the fact that he is playing
[31:42]
on the faith of other people for greedy reasons. And when things start, when he starts, when
[31:48]
that faith starts to become real in a way, he has trouble handling it. You know, it's,
[31:52]
and I think that as it's something I haven't seen in years, but I remember it making a
[31:55]
strong impression on me that it was felt more, much more complicated than I thought it was
[31:59]
going to be going into it. Not as funny as I thought it was going to be about like why
[32:04]
people are religious, but also the pitfalls that come with that, you know, when you said
[32:08]
about why and like pitfalls, I thought you were going to go with life of Brian, which
[32:11]
is also about, you know, sort of, uh, the lighter side of religion. Dave Berg's the
[32:18]
lighter side. Uh, no, but it has like some stuff about sort of the way religions form
[32:26]
that could, uh, be useful. I think, I think life of Brian doesn't have is it doesn't have
[32:30]
the, it is about the pitfalls of religion and how a good message can be kind of twisted
[32:36]
or become covered, but it doesn't have the, it doesn't really deal with the concept of
[32:40]
actual faith or the, or then that kind of not knowing or knowing, you know, but it's
[32:45]
such a great movie. Fantastic. And then I will be, I will be impressed by Graham Chapman's
[32:49]
penis. Yeah, he's going to, yeah. I'll, I'll, uh, take a mental snapshot. So, uh, or you
[32:56]
could take a real snapshot. It's up to him. Yeah. I could do what he likes. Yeah. Uh,
[33:00]
there's no teaching him how to use a camera. As I said, I guess autofocus. Um, yeah, yeah.
[33:08]
Og over here. Uh, yeah. Or there's segments of, uh, road to perdition. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
[33:15]
Camera prominently used. So Og here doesn't, uh, doesn't, you know, doesn't come from a
[33:19]
capitalist society. So he probably doesn't understand the idea of like going to work,
[33:23]
going to a work day, uh, working for the man. So what would be a good, good movie to show
[33:29]
Og what it's like to be working? Uh, this is day nine to five because then there's a
[33:36]
movie that might be appropriate for that. That's nine to five is a solid answer. Yeah.
[33:41]
That's, I mean, nine to five was came to mind when nine to five and working girl both came
[33:44]
to mind. Yeah. I mean, blue collar comes to mind if we're doing, if we're showing a Neanderthal
[33:54]
only pulse rate. So, so everyone pervert who keeps journal. Okay. We're going to show them
[34:02]
these movies about how women get screwed in the workplace. And then we're going to show
[34:04]
them this movie about how capitalism screws everyone in the workplace. Yeah. I mean this,
[34:09]
yeah. Then Og suddenly is like super into online poker. What's going on? Uh, I was going to say,
[34:17]
it does seem more likely that Og would get a job at a car factory than rather than a job at a,
[34:21]
a working girl or nine to five type office job, you know, which is not to say anything bad about
[34:25]
those, but, uh, I think he's more likely to work a blue collar job. He doesn't have a degree.
[34:30]
I also like the, the last couple, the, the movies we just mentioned are all pretty old and I,
[34:37]
I've had this like kind of weird issue with a lot of media, whether it's TV or movies that I feel
[34:42]
like, uh, there's a certain, there's a certain increase in lifestyle porn to it or it's very
[34:48]
much so they'll like the stories of blue collar folks, uh, or like working class folks just aren't
[34:53]
being told anymore. And, uh, like everybody's houses are fucking huge. And, uh, so like,
[35:01]
do they make movies about, about this stuff anymore? Uh, they do, but they're not big
[35:08]
release movies. You know, they're not, they're not the kinds of movies that get,
[35:11]
that get into every theater the way they used to. There's certainly fewer movies where the
[35:15]
main character by default is not rich or at least has any kind of money where, I mean,
[35:19]
like I recently on, on father's day, my kids and I went to go see ET and just the fact that like
[35:24]
that family is doing okay, but they're not rich. Whereas now that would be a story about either a
[35:29]
rich kid or a kid who has no money and is at the poverty line. Like there's nothing,
[35:33]
there's no kind of in the middle where someone is not, can't just buy whatever they want,
[35:39]
but it's not constantly, you know, in the, in danger of falling into debt.
[35:43]
Those are the only extremes that we see a lot, but it's mostly rich stuff that we see.
[35:47]
I was going to say like, it was, it's like, uh, you know, like a couple of months ago,
[35:51]
I went and saw Silence of the Lambs in the theater as part of Matt Singer's, uh, series
[35:56]
about, uh, uh, Siskel and Ebert thumbs up, thumbs down pairings where he would, he showed two movies,
[36:02]
one that Ebert gave a thumbs up, one Siskel gave a thumbs down to, and then did the inverse for
[36:07]
the other screening. I can't remember what the other movie was, but, uh, Gene Siskel did not
[36:12]
like, uh, Silence of the Lambs. He said it was too, uh, you know, like too what flashy or
[36:17]
something too, like, uh, you know, it's, it's a, it's a weird argument. It makes sense. No,
[36:24]
just like to like, uh, sensational, I think sensational would be, is a better term.
[36:29]
And especially like when watching it, so much of it takes place in these like small,
[36:35]
like steel towns and shit like that. And like all the extras look like regular people and
[36:40]
they dress like regular people. And, uh, it's watching it on this big screen. Like you would,
[36:47]
like, I guess my memory had been so wrapped up in the, like the mythologizing of Hannibal Lecter
[36:54]
that you kind of forget that it's like a movie set in like America basically.
[36:59]
Yeah. There's a, I was trying to say that. Well, no, just Jonathan Timmy's like,
[37:04]
like one of the best at just sort of capturing like on the ground,
[37:09]
what feels like normal life. And he brings it to what's, you know, like this sort of sensationalist
[37:15]
potboiler. Yeah. What you're saying, sir, it reminds me of a recently also, I was,
[37:19]
I hadn't watched slap shot in many, many years and I was watching that again.
[37:23]
And I'm like, Oh, the kids, I would imagine. Yeah. They loved it. I mean, Sammy loves sports movies.
[37:27]
So I'm like, Oh, you're going to love this. Um, we went to the inside out too. And I was like,
[37:31]
Sammy, did you like it? And he goes, yeah, there was a lot more hockey than I thought there was
[37:34]
going to be, but, uh, the poster there's the part in slap shot, like the characters it's the,
[37:40]
it's similar. It looked like they're in real, real feeling places, real feeling clothes.
[37:43]
And he goes to the owner of the team's house. And in the, in that movie, that house is supposed to
[37:48]
be like a really luxurious, big house. And watching, I was like, this is the house that
[37:52]
every character in movies lives in now. Like this would just be a normal house in a movie now,
[37:56]
not like people, we don't get to see as many movies where people don't have
[38:01]
for me, the crazy frog is just a regular frog. Yeah. Yeah.
[38:04]
Yeah. Uh, but I was going to say another work movie that maybe I'll go enjoy is monsters,
[38:09]
Inc. Very much about having a job, needing to do it, not being, having ambitions to do a different
[38:15]
job, you know, needing to deal with interpersonal rivalry with coworkers. You know, I think it's
[38:20]
kind of fucked up. We didn't suggest the Flintstones or Flintstones Viva rock Vegas.
[38:25]
I feel like I would really connect. Like he was shooting the parallels.
[38:30]
I feel it's the opposite. I feel he'd be like, Oh, this is what you think is
[38:34]
this. You know, that kind of thing. Yeah. Well, it would also be confused.
[38:39]
It would just be confusing. It would feel like science fiction to him. Like it'd be like, wait,
[38:43]
this is not, this is not the way it was. This is some weird mashup. Yeah. I don't understand.
[38:48]
This hurts all his brain. And the thing is, I would have no understanding of dinosaurs. He
[38:52]
would none at all. So yeah, he would just think they were crazy monsters. Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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Who knows?
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So, uh, yeah, let's go back to the show.
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Why not?
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OK, so what about the concept of growing up or growing old?
[44:44]
Oh.
[44:46]
I mean, I we have to dig out the link ladder here, I think, like either the
[44:52]
like cheat and put in the hole before trilogy or that would also cover the basis
[44:58]
of love, boyhood, a movie that I didn't like as much as everyone did.
[45:02]
But, you know, it does what what it's supposed to.
[45:05]
What you didn't like that the kid got older.
[45:08]
I don't know. I just didn't find the kid that interesting.
[45:10]
Like even even if you're going to do this movie about like the passage of time,
[45:14]
like and I understand that like now I feel like I'm criticizing a real person
[45:17]
because it was sort of like, you know, developed alongside the kid's actual life.
[45:23]
But I don't know.
[45:24]
I just I found, you know, the parents more compelling than the kid.
[45:30]
Yes, I think that I think it is it is slightly hurt by the fact that the the
[45:35]
parents are played by two amazing actors who are bringing a lot to it.
[45:38]
And the kid is just kind of living life.
[45:40]
But also Richard Linklater, I think, is more interested in that period of life
[45:44]
when you are a teenager and you think you know everything about the world and you
[45:47]
have your philosophies and your dreams than I personally am.
[45:50]
So when I was watching the movie, too,
[45:51]
I was like, I don't give a shit what this kid thinks like the parent.
[45:55]
There's the scene where his art teacher,
[45:57]
his photography teacher is like, look, you're more talented than other people,
[46:01]
but you're not trying at all and they're going to get jobs and you're not going
[46:04]
to get them because they're going to do the work and you're not going to do it
[46:08]
because you think you can just skate by on talent.
[46:10]
And I was like this.
[46:11]
I was like, I haven't I'm not used to seeing this kind of scene.
[46:13]
And this is exactly what this kid needs to hear.
[46:15]
And then the movie was kind of like, yeah, but he's not really listening anyway.
[46:19]
And it just kind of went off in its direction.
[46:20]
I was like, oh, this kid had had a chance anyway.
[46:23]
So you do that.
[46:24]
There's also a straight up and fly right kid.
[46:27]
This is more about it.
[46:28]
Yeah, I mean, that is kind of my message to the kids of America.
[46:32]
But the this is more about old age than it is about youth.
[46:35]
But like Nebraska, I feel like it's a good movie for like
[46:38]
what it feels like to be older, to have another Alexander Payne.
[46:42]
Yeah.
[46:44]
So it really punches up the fact that only
[46:46]
a few working directors are saying anything substantive.
[46:51]
Life.
[46:53]
But I mean, I mean, I enjoy the genre garbage, too.
[46:57]
Don't get me wrong. Don't get mad at me for.
[46:59]
No, but it would be very easy on movies.
[47:01]
It would be nice if there was a greater variety of tones of film and and kind
[47:06]
of levels of complexity of film in your in your modern day multiplex.
[47:10]
You know? Yeah, yeah.
[47:11]
Why can't I just go see the Fall Guy all the time?
[47:13]
Yeah. Movie that I loved.
[47:15]
I mean, you can now you can own it now.
[47:17]
I want to do so. That's amazing.
[47:19]
I can't say that.
[47:21]
When can I get my Criterion collection?
[47:23]
Blu-ray of the Fall Guy?
[47:25]
It'll probably be a while down the road.
[47:27]
I feel like it has to be reclaimed critically as a, you know,
[47:32]
effervescent entertainment of years past.
[47:36]
Yeah, that makes sense.
[47:37]
OK, so
[47:40]
death, what are we going to show show to get across the concept of death and dying?
[47:46]
I mean, there's a whole movie that's
[47:47]
literally just about the faces of death.
[47:50]
Yep.
[47:52]
Yep. Obviously, Final Destination is a solid option.
[47:57]
I mean, it kind of is because like both
[47:59]
that and it follows are about the inevitability of death.
[48:03]
I don't know if Final Destination is in quite the same way that it follows.
[48:07]
I mean, look, is one artier?
[48:10]
Sure. But like that's that is the fundamental
[48:12]
thing about the Final Destination movies is like, yeah, you can make death skip over
[48:17]
you for a little while, but it's eventually going to catch up to you.
[48:20]
And that's kind of like what makes them like not not to.
[48:24]
But like, do you feel like I feel like it
[48:26]
follows is more about like growing up too fast than it is about like death.
[48:31]
I don't know. It follows to me was about it was about death and about that.
[48:35]
The you cannot avoid it.
[48:36]
And the only way to deal with it is to make connections with other people.
[48:39]
That's what I got from it.
[48:40]
Like that last that last if I'm remembering correctly, I haven't seen in years.
[48:44]
But that last shot of the end where
[48:45]
they're walking and there's kind of like a blurred figure behind them.
[48:48]
And you don't know if it's the it or
[48:50]
something else and they just kind of hold hands.
[48:52]
It's like that's all we can do.
[48:53]
We're all being followed by death.
[48:54]
And all we can do is love each other.
[48:56]
In the meantime, I was watching you the other day, but I mainly got distracted
[48:59]
because the one character has an e-reader that is like a little clamshell.
[49:03]
Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah.
[49:04]
That's amazing.
[49:06]
What an amazing choice that is.
[49:07]
That was that's one of the things that I
[49:10]
didn't even sort of notice when I first saw it.
[49:13]
Like it registered is like, oh, that's weird.
[49:15]
But like the intent was that this is like a reality sort of different from our own,
[49:20]
maybe like a little in the future or whatever.
[49:22]
Like I know from like.
[49:24]
Reading interviews with the director,
[49:26]
but the rest of the movie is so grounded in everyday reality as it exists,
[49:32]
that it didn't even like occur to me that that could be possible.
[49:35]
Yeah, but even that but like that's another one, though, where like that's
[49:39]
a movie that feels like it's taking place in real places like we were talking about.
[49:42]
Like it's they've got, oh, yeah, she's got a little clam e-reader,
[49:46]
but also like they have an above ground pool, you know, like it's a it's that's
[49:50]
and that's what the future is going to be, all the crap that we have now with a bunch
[49:55]
of new stuff tossed on top of it, you know, it's not going to be all new stuff.
[49:59]
It's like.
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And when a movie, uh, when like, like I was complaining about Maxine,
[50:05]
which is a movie that I like quite a bit, but it feels a little bit like it's
[50:07]
cosplaying the eighties where it's like, everything is exactly what you would
[50:11]
imagine from the eighties.
[50:12]
Whereas like in the actual eighties, most of the shit people had was from the
[50:16]
seventies.
[50:16]
Yes.
[50:17]
Yeah.
[50:17]
Very much.
[50:18]
So I feel like that's a concept that like this set design and costuming in a
[50:21]
show like Mad Men actually got a, got a PR had a pretty good understanding of.
[50:25]
I mean, they did Mad Men, they did such a good job of it that like, yeah,
[50:28]
it wasn't just everything.
[50:29]
Everyone didn't dress 60 style.
[50:31]
I mean, also the fact that fucking Goldberg's or something.
[50:34]
Yeah.
[50:34]
Or like the wedding singer or something like that.
[50:36]
Yeah.
[50:36]
Thank you.
[50:38]
Uh, okay.
[50:39]
So man, we're, we're, yeah, we just talked about death.
[50:45]
Uh, I don't know what, uh, I don't think we actually said anything, but that's
[50:49]
fine because, uh, you know, we gotta keep moving, right?
[50:52]
Yeah.
[50:52]
We gotta, we gotta keep moving.
[50:53]
Uh, love what's a good movie to introduce to the concept of love.
[50:59]
Uh, love, romantic love, romantic love, not just the physical act of love.
[51:03]
Yeah.
[51:04]
And not just a number of short clips.
[51:06]
I can share.
[51:10]
I know this isn't the full thing.
[51:11]
It's fine.
[51:11]
We could just watch the preview.
[51:12]
It'll give you the gist of it.
[51:14]
Mm.
[51:17]
Uh, movies about love.
[51:19]
I don't think they've made any movies about love.
[51:20]
Yeah.
[51:21]
I'm not familiar.
[51:21]
I don't think they do a lot of that.
[51:23]
I mean, to be honest, this is a movie that a lot of people don't like, but I've
[51:27]
talked about it before on the podcast because it can't, I saw it at a very
[51:31]
important time in my life when I went to see it with my wife, when we were falling
[51:34]
in love and that's the fountain, the Darren Aronofsky movie, and that's a movie
[51:38]
that is about a man who loves a woman so much that he spends the rest of eternity.
[51:42]
Basically trying to find the way to bring her to life.
[51:45]
And so that's a healthy, that's a healthy way to process your emotions.
[51:50]
I'm trying to find one where like, I mean, my biggest problem with a lot
[51:53]
of movies about love is they don't.
[51:54]
Dan just scrolled past portrait of a lady on fire.
[51:56]
I'm showing that shit.
[51:57]
I love it.
[51:59]
Thanks.
[52:00]
Uh, the, the main problem I have with movies about love is so many of them
[52:03]
sort of actually don't actually show the process of falling in love.
[52:09]
They kind of like skip over and expect you to be like, you know, like, and of
[52:15]
course, you know, I don't know.
[52:18]
It's preordained that these two people like each other.
[52:22]
Yeah.
[52:24]
Yep.
[52:25]
Well,
[52:29]
the zoom doesn't cause any problems.
[52:31]
No, I, I just, I look, I was doing that on purpose.
[52:35]
Okay.
[52:36]
You know, so many romantic comedies are like people meet, they fall in love
[52:40]
because it's love at first sight.
[52:42]
They break up for equally dumb reasons and then they get back together and
[52:45]
we're supposed to be like, yeah, great.
[52:47]
Um, and I was looking for one that sort of shows the process at least.
[52:51]
And I don't know, it's a wacky pick, but it's the first one that came up that
[52:55]
met the criteria is, uh, that movie Palm Springs, which is sort of a groundhog
[53:00]
day scenario, romantic comedy, where at least you spend time with these people
[53:04]
and you understand like why they grow to like one another.
[53:08]
Yeah.
[53:09]
Um, I've got a couple of based on that, Dan, you've, you've
[53:11]
really made me think about it.
[53:12]
And that basically we already talked about the before movies.
[53:16]
Like, I feel like that's, that, that does a really good job of like, because
[53:20]
they're not with each other at the end, you know, they have that, that moment
[53:23]
and then eventually comes back, but also like past lives is very much about that
[53:26]
to me, like you see them getting closer from afar, you know, and building that
[53:31]
relationship, um, even if it doesn't end up in the end, you know, part of the
[53:35]
concept of love is understanding that it might not work out and you can't possess
[53:41]
someone like portrait of a lady on fire.
[53:44]
I, I object to this only from the standpoint of like, for me, the theme of
[53:48]
past lives is not so much that these people are like actually falling in love.
[53:52]
It's that they are witnessing a different course that their life might
[53:57]
have taken and feeling a certain, like feeling about that and feeling about it.
[54:03]
The major part of that different course is them being in a loving relationship.
[54:08]
With John Magaro, indie movie, darling.
[54:10]
Uh, yeah, but that's my point.
[54:12]
Like, I think that like, it's a movie about even if you have sort of a, uh,
[54:18]
romantic relationship that you like, and you have no interest in disrupting, like
[54:22]
there are all these paths that close off to you as you go older and it's okay to
[54:27]
feel a little sad about those things.
[54:29]
Like, I, like, I, like, I feel like the love there is like the love that endures
[54:33]
on the, on the side of the marriage, not this sort of fantasy of something.
[54:40]
Yeah, that's fine.
[54:42]
It's still love.
[54:43]
It's still a movie about love.
[54:44]
Okay.
[54:45]
It's still love.
[54:45]
Okay.
[54:46]
Um, clothes, clothes, clothes.
[54:52]
Yeah.
[54:52]
Og doesn't have clothes.
[54:53]
Okay.
[54:54]
He's not used to clothes.
[54:55]
Why we wear them.
[54:56]
I don't know.
[54:56]
Like phantom thread.
[54:57]
I don't know.
[54:59]
I was going to say, I was going to say the birdcage cause they were some sick fits.
[55:03]
You just want to talk about clothes, good clothes, movies.
[55:08]
Um, we've talked about trap.
[55:09]
What about pets?
[55:10]
The concept of having pets.
[55:13]
Uh, I'm not the secret life of pets cause I haven't seen it.
[55:18]
And I think it's about pets doing things that pets don't actually give an erroneous
[55:22]
view of pets and how they interact with things.
[55:24]
What was about, what about that cats and dogs movie where they're like spies?
[55:28]
Hmm.
[55:29]
Cats and dogs.
[55:30]
Yeah.
[55:31]
Or are you talking about cats and dogs to the return of kitty galore?
[55:35]
What'd you say?
[55:35]
I was talking about that.
[55:36]
That's the one he was talking about.
[55:37]
Pussy galore and off color double entendre.
[55:41]
I think I'm going to recommend, uh, we're trying to teach, uh, Og about pets.
[55:47]
Um, I think then, I mean, this is a, this is a sad movie, but like Kez, the, the
[55:53]
British movie about the, the boy who at the Ken Loach movie about the boy who
[55:56]
gets a pet Kestrel, and it's like the one kind of beautiful thing in his life
[56:00]
for the time that he has it.
[56:01]
Um, that's one about the relationship that can build between a human and an animal.
[56:05]
You know, how about old yeller?
[56:07]
We just, uh, yeah, yeah.
[56:11]
Yeah.
[56:11]
Do you sad ones?
[56:12]
Like, uh, can you ever forgive me?
[56:15]
That's, that's got a really sad moment in it.
[56:19]
And I feel like I can take away some other really cool stuff about
[56:22]
nineties, New York from, can you ever forgive me?
[56:24]
Sure.
[56:24]
Sure.
[56:24]
Yeah.
[56:25]
Mm-hmm.
[56:27]
Yeah.
[56:28]
Okay.
[56:28]
And let's wrap this up.
[56:30]
Ogg, Ogg needs to learn one more thing and learn about art.
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What is a good movie?
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What is the movie to teach him about art and the process of making
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it and what art means to people?
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Um, interesting.
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It's like all these things are like, there's so many facets of the different
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thing, like if you want Ogg's a complicated guy, if you want like a movie
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about sort of like what, like the business side of art and like the weird
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ways in which the art world exists today, there's something like exit
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through the gift shop, or if you want like sort of more of a, I don't
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know, a movie about process.
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I forget what, what's that movie.
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That's just like someone painting someone for like three hours.
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What am I thinking of?
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Uh, manual beer, beer, tuna, or the one I remember you.
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I remember, no, I remember hearing about it, but I don't remember the
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name of it, but I know the one you're talking about, I think.
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I'm surprised Dan didn't already say the artist.
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Yeah, the award-winning title.
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I, so two movies I would recommend then, uh, neither of the most, the most
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accessible, I guess, in some ways it's like there are, I would look at not
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the whole movie, but the portion of Andre Rublev that is about the making
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of that giant church bell and just how, um, how much work goes into it and how
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important it is to the guy who's running the, um, the operation and everything
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like that, how he becomes an artist through doing that.
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Uh, but also like, I don't know, like this is a, this is a bonkers one, but
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like velvet buzzsaw, which I think is not a lot of people's favorites.
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That's a bonkers.
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Well, it is like, it's a satire on the art world, but also at the very end of
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it, the scene where John Malkovich is just kind of drawing things in the sand.
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He's drawing these designs in the sands that will not last.
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And he is the one character who doesn't get horribly mangled or murdered
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because he's just making art for the sake of doing it rather than for the sale of
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it.
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And he knows that those designs he's creating are not going to last.
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They'll go away as soon as he makes them.
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But the process of making art is so, it's so enjoyable to him that he's, uh, he's,
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that he's, uh, kind of, he's making art for the reason to make art, which is to
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make art rather than to sell it.
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So I think that the, by the end, I found that moment, that movie really, really
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touching, even though a lot of the other stuff in the movie is, is like all over
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the place.
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It's a little silly.
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I found the movie I was thinking of by correctly identifying the actress by the
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model.
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It's a, it's LaBelle Noises.
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Oh, that's not the one that I said that terribly, but, uh, what about, what would
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you guys think about Ed Wood?
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Well, it's a movie about someone who's not a talented artist, but it's so driven
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to create and is so passionate about it and creates this kind of community of
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people through the action of making art, even if the art he's making is terrible.
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Oh, kind of along those lines, maybe something like American movie.
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Oh yeah.
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Along those lines.
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Yeah, American movie's a great one.
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Yeah.
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Be Kind Rewind.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Also sort of just the joy of creating a thing, even though they're recreating a
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thing.
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I think that's the, I think rather than, I think that's it.
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If I w we would want to show Aug something that is about the act of creation
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rather than about this cultural idea of art, maybe, you know, start them on the
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right track at least.
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Cause you know, you know, he's probably like made some handprints in some caves.
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Maybe he's, he's painted like a buffalo or something.
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Aug is nodding.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, that's nice.
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So he understands that desire to make your mark on the, on the physical world
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and to make your imagination visual, but he doesn't need to know just yet that
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like there's millions.
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to be made if you cut up a fucking shark and put it from all behind.
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He doesn't need to be hampered by, I don't know, preconceived notions of what is good
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or bad art.
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Yes.
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Just the act of creation.
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The act of creation, exactly.
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Okay, well I think we actually have, this is a pretty good list of movies.
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We probably should start popping them in the old DVD player and showing all of these movies
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before mom comes home.
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It's going to take a while.
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Well, you know, let's buckle our freak belts on.
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So this has been a Flophouse Mini.
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We are a product of the, well, we're part of the Max Podcast.
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Yeah, we're a product of ourselves, Stuart.
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Exactly.
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That's true.
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Yeah, we're a small business.
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You know, we're independent art.
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I prefer to think of myself as a person and not a product, but I guess we're all products
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these days.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, we're incorporated.
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Can I recommend another art movie for us?
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Yeah, of course.
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It's similar to the stuff we're talking about, but like American Splendor is another one
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that I would consider showing, you know.
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Okay, toss it on the pile.
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Dan's getting stressed out about all the movies we haven't watched.
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The movies that we have to watch for this hypothetical situation.
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I want to understand modern life.
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Yeah, I'll throw in the square so he understands what museums are like.
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Yeah.
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I wonder, maybe we just need to show movies with modern in the title.
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Modern Romance, Modern Problems.
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Modern Problems.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's it.
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Those are the only two.
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Yeah.
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Those are the only two.
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Early Modern Millie.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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So this is the Flophouse.
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