FH Mini 114 - Credits Report

[0:00] Hey, everyone. Welcome to a Flophouse Mini. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm

[0:12] Elliot Kalin, or at least I was Elliot Kalin. Join me, won't you? On a mystery that will

[0:17] go deep into the heart of identity. That's what this episode's about, right, Dan? I thought

[0:21] I was in charge, but Elliot seems to be taking over. It's a hustle takeover of Dan's mini.

[0:26] No, Dan, what are we doing today? So, normally on the Flophouse, as you know, probably we

[0:32] watch a bad movie and then we talk about it. But every other week, we do a mini episode

[0:38] where we freeform it a little bit. And this one is inspired by a listener suggestion actually

[0:44] from John, last name withheld, who wanted a mini focused on Stuart and mid and post

[0:52] credit scenes. Because as we all know, as part of a Flophouse lore, Stu is infamous

[0:59] for shutting off the Flophouse movies the instant they're over, meaning he frequently

[1:05] misses anything that happens after the end credits start. Yeah. So today we're going

[1:11] to play a little game to see if this is true of Stuart and all movies. Elliot, you are

[1:18] involved, too. You're here in an advisory capacity for your friend and co-host. You

[1:23] can help him. Or I guess if you choose to, you can hinder him. I don't know why I would

[1:28] do that. But now that the option is in front of me, I think I have to take it. You know,

[1:32] I just have to. A squid game to me. I gotta let you know that you're free to do what you

[1:37] please. The answer is up to you. But the final answers are going to come from Stuart. Oh,

[1:43] wow. And a lot of pressure. So I have a list of films that have mid or post credit scenes.

[1:50] I'm going to give the title of the movie a brief and a brief refresher of the premise.

[1:55] And we'll see if Stu either remembers if he's seen it or can guess what happens in the credit

[2:01] scene in a game that I'm calling just one more thing. Just one more thing brought to

[2:07] you by Columbo. If you thought something was over, but there's just one more thing, it

[2:12] might be a credit scene or you might be watching Columbo now streaming on Tubi, Prime Video

[2:17] and Peacock. And just to be just to be fair, you said brought to you by Columbo. Did we

[2:22] receive any money for this advertisement for Columbo? No, the the fictional character Columbo

[2:29] now likely deceased. I mean, you know, Peter Falk has not with us, but but the character

[2:36] probably also, you know, you know, you don't think he likes to play now. I'm just saying

[2:43] no money has come from the fictional character Columbo or the show, which is just where you can

[2:49] find it now. What about Columbo University here in New York City? I finally I'm graduating today.

[2:59] Just one more thing. Now, I want to warn the audience, of course, this will obviously be

[3:08] filled with spoilers for films of the past. So if that concerns you, tread carefully. I'd be

[3:14] more concerned if it was filled with spoilers for films of the future. That would be wild, right?

[3:18] Yeah. Would you be concerned or impressed? Like I didn't realize I was sitting next to early

[3:25] edition over here. That's me. Earl E edition. The first the E stands for early, which is weird.

[3:33] Yeah, it's weird. Early, early, early, early edition. Nineteen eighty five. Young Sherlock

[3:43] Holmes directed improbably by one Barry Levinson. It is a film about young Sherlock Holmes,

[3:51] his boarding school adventures, where he meets Watson, engages in a tragic romance and fights

[3:56] a secret Victorian cult. This film also has a post credit scene. What is it now? Again,

[4:05] Elliot can jump in and advise. Ender, can I ask a question? Yeah. Dan, where are we doing this?

[4:12] Where does this fit canonically in your Sherlock Holmes rankings? I'm actually quite fond of young

[4:19] Sherlock Holmes. It you know, it obviously goes against the canonical sort of Sherlock Holmes

[4:27] story where Watson and Holmes meet later in life. But it's kind of a fun little kids adventure that

[4:36] combines Sherlock Holmes with sort of a I don't know, more of a Temple of Doom Goonies feel.

[4:42] So. Okay, so let's see. I mean, I think the. I think it does have a post credit scene.

[4:50] You're right there. You're on the right information that Dan already provided. I get

[4:55] partial credit. I think is a reason. I feel like I feel like it's an introduction of Moriarty

[5:02] and a tease for him returning as a villain. You are correct, Stuart. The villain. The villain

[5:08] of the picture is revealed to be alive. We thought he had perished. He's alive. He checks

[5:13] himself into a hotel in the Alps under a new name, Moriarty. Oh, and how did that play in the young

[5:20] Sherlock Holmes, too? Unfortunately, we did not get any further adventures. Slightly older Sherlock

[5:27] Holmes was not, you know, young man, quarter life prices. Sherlock Holmes didn't burn up.

[5:37] Did they just end up making an even younger Sherlock Holmes?

[5:40] Yeah, they're probably they're probably going to do a baby Sheldon movie or a TV show, right?

[5:45] You got it. There's nowhere else to go unless you go with like super old show.

[5:49] I mean, you can do both. They both have to team up with each other. It's a time travel story.

[5:53] Yeah. I mean, he exists in all times, all points, all everywhere.

[5:56] There's always been a Sheldon. Then there will always be a Sheldon.

[6:00] He's the alpha and the omega. OK, 1992. We all remember 1992. We lived through it.

[6:08] Yeah, a little film was released called Lethal Weapon Three, directed by loaded weapon to

[6:16] directed by Richard Donner. It's the third in a series about a lethal weapon and his partner

[6:22] who's getting too old for this shit. This film has a credit scene. What happens in the credit

[6:28] scene to Lethal Weapon Three? Now, Lethal Weapon Three is the one with the cop killer bullets.

[6:35] Yes, the bullet, the armor piercing cop killer. It's not the one.

[6:39] Rene Russo is in it. No, that's part four. Yeah. Jellies in part four. This is partly

[6:44] Lethal Weapon Two introduced Joe Pesci. Right. And then Lethal Weapon Three introduces Rene Russo.

[6:49] Right. And part three also has a guy getting killed. And then they have the boys to men

[6:57] end of the road song at the funeral. Yeah. Yeah. These are also most of the things I remember

[7:02] about this movie. There's a part, I think, where they, Rene Russo and Mel Gibson,

[7:10] they fight. They compare scars. It's sort of like. Yeah. Like Jaws.

[7:14] Jaws thing. And they have sex right in Jaws when they compare scars.

[7:20] All three of them have sex in Jaws. Yeah.

[7:24] Elliot, do you have any sort of glint in your eye? Do you recall anything about this?

[7:29] I don't. My guess is this is more of a funny mid-credits scene than a.

[7:33] I feel like Joe Pesci has been like left somewhere and he's like,

[7:37] are you guys coming back for me? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He's at the bottom

[7:40] of the ocean with his feet in some cement. He's like, oh, nice. I can only hold my breath so long.

[7:47] That's how he sounds, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[7:51] You're right. I mean, I guess it's kind of a comedic scene. So the tone is correct,

[7:58] although, you know, in real life, this would not be. No, it's not funny happening. No,

[8:02] I'm sure. And it's probably not funny when you're watching Lethal Weapon three either.

[8:06] But no, it's deadly serious. I mean, the humor probably fails at a certain

[8:12] achievement. It's a goal. Yeah, it's like the bomb on the toilet. Right. That's true.

[8:18] Yeah. That's Lethal Weapon two. And a ghoulie planet egg bomb.

[8:26] I mean, I'll watch a Lethal Weapon ghoulies crossover. So it's more fun than any of the

[8:29] actual Lethal Weapons, to be honest. Oh, yeah. Lethal's weapon is the way you

[8:35] pluralize that. You know what? I should rewatch the Lethal Weapon movies. I remember watching

[8:39] them when I was young. I was just so disappointed that it was just two guys like that was the

[8:44] concept. Just two guys that solve a crime, I guess, like there was nothing more to it, essentially.

[8:50] Yeah. Yeah. But like one's crazy. I remember them and one of them just wants to retire.

[8:57] Yeah. I remember them being like, OK, but like they were never like

[9:02] in that sort of buddy cop thing. I don't know. They didn't transcend. I feel like I feel like

[9:07] after Bad Boys 2 came out, it's like, why am I messing with this stuff?

[9:11] Yeah. Yeah, man. You see a rat puppet have sex with another rat puppet.

[9:15] Sure. OK, so you're giving up on what happens or do you want?

[9:19] I already guess. Yeah, yeah. Joe Pesci is stuck somewhere and he's like, guys,

[9:23] you coming back for me? He's in a trunk or something that has to be claimed at the airport.

[9:27] Yeah. No, it's Riggs and Murtaugh are called to another building and they debate whether to go

[9:34] go inside the building and the building explodes. There's a freeze frame and Riggs says, I hope no

[9:40] one saw us, which seems strange to me because like should they have gone into the building

[9:45] and gotten blown up? I don't know if that's the one that is that that one that opens with them

[9:50] cutting the wrong wire. Yeah. So it's a callback to that. I guess I didn't even get in there.

[9:55] And yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wherever they go, buildings blow up.

[10:00] Opens with the guy in the like armored bodysuit and the flamethrower and machine gun

[10:05] I don't I think yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like blasting heavy metal and music in his feet and his headphones

[10:11] Yeah, okay. So let's uh skip ahead a couple years to

[10:15] 1994

[10:16] street fighter

[10:18] Directed by steven e de souza. Mm-hmm an adaptation of the video game about various characters. That's what's in light one another

[10:25] Yeah, yeah

[10:27] After not not a reboot of the sunny chiba movie. I was gonna say no

[10:30] It is not a remake of the sunny chiba movie the movie where julia as sunny chiba

[10:35] The movie where when he punches dudes, it does an x-ray attack and he like, uh, she's crushing their skulls

[10:41] Or you see them like rip the dude's dong off

[10:44] I don't remember that part guys, right? You always think that people's dogs get ripped off

[10:48] Yeah, to be honest, I get sunny chiba movies mixed up a lot, you know, okay

[10:53] What's in street fighter and what's in like karate bear fighter real quick, I think this is a really important thing. Um,

[10:59] If I were to fire up street fighter, who will you play? Who what character would you play? Wait?

[11:03] Oh, play the video game street fighter. What's y'all seem distance attack?

[11:08] Because he does a lot of jump attacks. Wow. Okay

[11:12] You're a goofy character guy, I like to go in hit come right back out again. Yeah, okay

[11:17] I think street fighter is the movie where a guy to show how strong he is

[11:20] He puts a bottle in but in in his elbow between his bicep and his and the rest and he squeezes it till the bottle

[11:26] Breaks just to show how strong that's super hard. I think that happens. I think I either would I usually played either blanca

[11:33] or uh

[11:34] Chun-li. Yeah solid characters. Yeah, both and both have a powerful button mash. Um, yeah

[11:42] Attraction. Yeah. Yeah. And of course i'm zhangief the russian bear fighter. I just love a guy who can pick you up and

[11:48] Big hairy guy. Yeah, you know who i'm not playing as not playing as ken not playing as ryu

[11:54] Ryu, uh, not even like later on where they leaned into the hobo

[11:58] Uh ryu element and like I don't know like hot dad can go on dan

[12:02] No, I want to play a character that has like a has a some kind of superhuman thing about them

[12:06] Yeah, you know, I mean they throw fireballs. That's not so fun. That's not that fun

[12:11] Okay. Well anyway in street fighter after the credits roll, there's more tell me about it stud

[12:17] What that's me

[12:20] What happened there's more? Um

[12:22] Okay, uh

[12:24] maybe like m bison like

[12:27] Calls his way out of the like

[12:29] Out of the grave or out of like a building or something

[12:32] You know what stewart?

[12:34] You are basically correct. There are so many

[12:36] I had to be careful because there's so many of these mid-credit scenes that are essentially just

[12:41] Oh, he's not dead. Yeah

[12:44] Um, they're maybe he's not dead. Oh

[12:48] One might even show up later in this

[12:50] Uh in this game who knows but uh, yeah solar power

[12:55] reactivates in bison's computer

[12:57] And its revival system which restores bison his fist smashes through the rubble

[13:03] And on the computer screen, uh world domination colon replay is selected. Oh, yeah

[13:10] He gets another chance. He has an extra life

[13:13] And game movies based on video games are good. Yeah always

[13:17] Can't wait for that

[13:18] Can't wait for that minecraft movie, huh?

[13:21] I mean we have we had the we are staring down the barrel of the very real borderlands movie guys

[13:27] Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah, we gotta do that one. We gotta do that one. Yeah, the the one that is uh,

[13:33] Not not doing well for old lines gate. Yeah

[13:37] I might have to uh change the locks

[13:41] It's

[13:42] I'd have to give away the lion

[13:43] It's kate blanchett, right? Yeah. Yes. Oh man blanchett. You can't blame her. No, no, no

[13:49] I'm sure that any enjoyment i'm gonna get out of that

[13:52] It will be mostly kate based but uh, and any not enjoyment you get will be the jack black robot. Uh, luckily he's he's not

[14:00] He's also in minecraft. Oh boy

[14:03] So wait in minecraft movie. Do they just look like the guys from the money for nothing video?

[14:08] No

[14:09] It's the same old thing about people get sucked into the video game

[14:12] So you have live-action people in a minecraft world

[14:14] but the minecraft world actually looks much better in the movie than it does in the video game like it sucks and uh,

[14:20] And jack black shows up as steve the character from minecraft

[14:23] But he's still got a huge beard because I guess he told them i'll do the movie that I don't want to shake

[14:27] Yeah, and they're like

[14:28] He is so essential to the success of this. I'm yeah, i'm sure you're right about the jack black robot elliot

[14:34] but the thing is about that like

[14:36] I'm, like how i'm sure that I will like kate blanchett in it. Like I know that

[14:40] Me disliking that robot won't be jack black's fault

[14:43] It will know it won't be whoever was like told to write a jack black robot

[14:49] What does he do the voice for claptrap?

[14:51] It's claptrap the robot. I think like the little boxy robot guy. Yeah, a little boxy robotics

[14:56] So here's the thing jack black. I love him. He does a lot of great performances

[15:00] I've been a fan of his for a long time since I first saw him on mr

[15:02] show years ago and for sure tenacity, but

[15:06] It always it just always stinks when suddenly this performer that you generally like is suddenly very annoying in a lot of movies all at

[15:11] The same time, right? Because like people are like just have him do his thing, you know, like yes

[15:17] Put him into this. It's not it's not pushing him creatively as a performer. Yeah, the minecraft board and he's like

[15:22] Yeah, i'll take another house. That's fine

[15:26] Okay, so moving on uh the last selection before we'll take a little break here superhero movies

[15:32] they often have credit scenes and

[15:35] 2003's daredevil is no exception

[15:39] directed by uh

[15:41] Mark, stephen johnson

[15:42] It tells the tale of famed crime fighting blind lawyer matt murdoch his romance with electro assassin

[15:49] And his battle with the insidious kingpin and the deadly bullseye based on the podcast by jesse thorn

[15:55] What happens what if jesse thorn played bullseye in the daredevil movie? I would love it. I would love it

[16:01] Yeah, I can turn anything into a weapon so, uh, here's this, uh hip-hop cd he just throws it, you know

[16:09] I'm, not against it though

[16:11] No, sort of a gentle bullseye. What if kermit was bullseye? Uh, yeah anything in my hands because it becomes a weapon

[16:18] So wait, does that make make?

[16:20] Electra miss piggy. Yes. Electra is miss piggy fozzy is the kingpin. Yeah, exactly

[16:26] Daredevil is daredevil daredevil gonzo. I suppose. Yeah, i'm a man without fear. Yeah, exactly. Yeah

[16:33] See sam the eagles

[16:35] The electric electric comes up. You know, sam the eagle is a really good kingpin choice

[16:39] Actually, he would be a great kingpin choice. Yeah, so gonzo, sorry

[16:43] Okay, kermit is daredevil. He has to be because he's the main character. Yeah. So is foggy nelson the goofy sidekick

[16:49] Yeah, ozzy is uh, I guess fozzy has to be bullseye then

[16:53] Uh, wow, like sort of a neurotic bullseye would be very funny. Ah, anything in my hands is a weapon

[17:02] I love it. Uh, I can't I just you know, any muppet thing makes me happy. Okay

[17:06] Did you see the thing recently where uh, I forget who was some lady some young actress she was in a in an article

[17:11] She was like I want to be the only person in a muppet movie

[17:15] Just like michael cain was the only person in his muppet movie and the the on twitter

[17:19] The guy who does the muppets history feed he's like i'll remind everyone

[17:22] There are the the michael cain's not the only person in the muppet movie

[17:26] In muppet christmas carol like every all the muppets are operated by people

[17:30] Like it's it's such a funny thing for a performer to be like I want to be the only human who works with the muppets

[17:36] Okay. Well, there's a there's a post-credit scene

[17:39] in daredevil

[17:41] Stewart, can you tell me what this credit scene might be?

[17:46] Well, I feel like it would be dumb so i've never actually seen

[17:51] The daredevil movie. Yeah, I was I didn't have a huge connection. It's great. Yeah, you missed it

[17:56] Oh, man, that was actually that was the start of the mcu, right? It's what?

[18:00] Um, he's a character that I never really had a real connection with. Um,

[18:04] And for whatever reason this movie didn't seem that great. Yeah. Um, let's see. I would say okay

[18:10] The movie that created benefer two not that great. All right. Okay. Yeah, that's hey, hey you heard it first folks

[18:18] Um, you know benefer. I think i've made this joke before about benefer one being the first non-consecutive benefer

[18:24] Benefer one and benefer three are technically the same benefer. Yeah. Um

[18:28] So I I don't think it's a little guess

[18:32] No, I know

[18:33] Stop pressure me. Don't go eat a fucking uncrustable

[18:36] Um

[18:39] So I think it's it's got to introduce another character

[18:43] But like who's another daredevil character like typhoid mary or something? Is it typhoid mary? Does it introduce typhoid mary?

[18:50] Hmm

[18:52] I was not aware of this character, uh, and now i'm interested but uh, what happened? Mary's a great character

[18:57] I mean it takes it's basically kind of doing electro but more so no wait. No, does it does introduce tombstone?

[19:03] Uh, man, does it introduce stilt man? No, we

[19:06] No, we see bullseye. We see bullseye the trapster. Oh, is this when he gets his costume for the first time?

[19:12] Uh, well bullseye is the trapster is not a daredevil villain never been a daredevil villain

[19:18] Bullseye is in a prison hospital

[19:20] Uh, he's all bounded bandaged up after his encounter with daredevil

[19:25] He still has perfect aim though, which we see when he impales the fly with a syringe and says

[19:32] Bullseye, so it's just another variant on the villain is going to be back. Yeah, you know the villain's not done. Yeah, so

[19:39] With that as opposed to as opposed to introducing the owl or the jester or any any other of daredevil's amazing rogues, you know

[19:46] Um, let's take a little break. Uh elliot. Why don't you tell us a little bit about flop tv?

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[23:30] of the mini and this is the only flophouse movie I'm including in here

[23:36] it's the very first flophouse movie 2005 it's stealth direction by Rob Cohen the

[23:44] tale of EDI an artificial intelligence jet created by the military that turns

[23:49] against our heroes Josh Lucas Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel they prevail but

[23:54] something happens after the credits watch like the EDI 2.0 boots up or is

[24:04] revealed I mean basically that that's what it is this is the final the

[24:08] nightmare is not over one on the border between North and South Korea the AI

[24:14] brain turns back on oh no yeah it's I'm glad that they made this movie this call

[24:23] to a warning call about the horrors of AI and humanity listened and it's not a

[24:30] problem anymore yeah yeah stealth did it no more so

[24:34] what one of the most effective movies in the history of movies mm-hmm we're

[24:38] moving forward in time I mean obviously we are yeah but yeah are you just

[24:43] quoting the trailer for in time starring Andrew Garfield not just in

[24:47] live in time what's the name of that movie uh in time is that what live in

[24:52] time the one with Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh oh I don't know that one

[24:55] of the horse oh that's the horse meme thing no I am I am unfamiliar with the

[25:01] trailer for that no obviously we are moving forward in time but in in life

[25:06] but we were also moving forward in time in these movies yeah movies move forward

[25:11] in time too it's rare that a movie goes backwards in time I mean Memento kind of

[25:14] yeah yeah fair enough in 2008 the second X-Files movie was released it was called

[25:21] the X-Files colon I want to believe it was directed by series creator Chris

[25:26] Carter it was a monster of the week style tale of a kidnapped kidnapped FBI

[25:31] agent and a psychic pedophile priest what stuff find this kidnapped agent it

[25:38] was a dark moody installment and there was more after the credits can you tell

[25:45] me what it was uh first off I didn't see this one did you guys see this one I did

[25:52] I was I was a big X-Files fan back in the day it's fine it is like you know it

[25:59] is um like I said they were like well let's not lean further into the

[26:04] increasingly impenetrable mythology stuff let's just do a standalone movie I

[26:09] like that part Chris Carter hmm not the most accomplished of the people who

[26:17] worked on it directorially I don't think but it was okay I saw that first X-Files

[26:24] movie and I was like this wasn't much of a nothing but really much happened in

[26:28] X-Files fight the future so I do yes I'd once bitten twice shy I mean they

[26:32] almost yeah they almost kissed and then a beast on school I remember that that

[26:37] was the most exciting thing that happened in the whole I'm gonna guess

[26:39] you know I know what happens in the post-credits scene spooky Fox Mulder

[26:45] meets an alien no in this moody dark installment the post-credits scene is

[26:52] Mulder and Scully floating on a rowboat near a tropical island and as the camera

[26:58] goes above them they wave up at it so it's it's really more an end scene for

[27:05] David Duchovny and hey everybody we're not doing this anymore you liked it see

[27:13] you for the very short reboot show okay well we'll keep on television shows and

[27:22] and creators directing movies of the TV shows in in 2014 Veronica Mars got a

[27:30] kick-started movie yeah directed by the series creator Rob Thomas where Veronica

[27:34] ditches her potential new life as a high-priced lawyer in the city and comes

[27:39] back to Neptune to save her ex Logan Eccles who is accused of murder what is

[27:45] the post-credits scene in Veronica Mars I feel like it's it's Enrico Calatoni

[27:58] Calla Calla Calla no I can't think of it while you're saying it's like Stuart's

[28:08] brain has been caught in some kind of glitch loop you know he plays the

[28:13] principal on the FX hit show English teacher oh he does he does yeah I think

[28:21] it's aliens and galaxy quest plays an alien me played the photographer named

[28:26] never shoot you Elliot I love there was there is it was a double meaning both in

[28:33] the terms of like look at me out of here but also like photography because a

[28:36] fashion magazine yeah I don't get it it's over my head I'm more of a you know

[28:41] a simple guy I'm a blue-collar guy I think his closet yeah working class Joe

[28:50] Schmoe you know like me I would say it's her dad and he's like sitting down

[28:58] to a really big hoagie like finally there's time to eat this hoagie no this

[29:05] is a this is a comical post-credits scene yep oh you're saying the hoagie

[29:10] one would not have been comical serious with it with the actor of his caliber I

[29:14] think he could pull it off yeah sure he could make that funny but no this is a

[29:18] callback to an earlier moment a surprise cameo so again you don't want

[29:24] spoilers don't listen but it's James Franco in his trailer trying to think of

[29:29] words I love it I'm James Franco everybody loves him yeah not a not as

[29:36] beloved as he once was but he was playing himself in Veronica Mars you see

[29:40] him ask himself in his trailer trying to think of words that rhyme with orange

[29:45] hmm he's just listing out words trying to rhyme them with Warren yeah that's

[29:50] way funnier than my big sandwich bit I'd rather see the big sandwich yeah yeah

[29:56] okay well let's wrap it up and then we can all go get a big sandwich

[30:00] Yeah, oh, yeah went to

[30:02] This is a the final one. It's from just last year. I'm called Wonka directed by Paul King

[30:08] It's a tale about how Willy Wonka used to be Timothee Chalamet

[30:13] But what happens?

[30:19] You remember you see what I did see Wonka and you know what it worked better than I thought it would I I saw it

[30:26] I thought it was better than it was going to be

[30:28] I personally have no memory of what happens in the I'm guessing like

[30:32] Hugh Grant and a bunch other Oompa Loompas hang out or something. It is a Hugh Grant based post-credit scene

[30:38] It's not that because this part where he goes where he's he buys the factory that's before the credits, right?

[30:43] Like that's not a post-credits thing, right? No, no

[30:47] Uh grant does he reveal he's actually like tall

[30:51] Yeah, that'd be crazy really tall the whole time that's the twist. Yeah

[30:56] Um, he's been the whole movie he's been handing people binoculars the wrong way around so when they look at him

[31:01] It looks like he's much smaller

[31:03] And he he was saying that the process of making the Wonka movie was his favorite filming experience of all time, right?

[31:09] No, he was very grumpy about it. In fact

[31:11] I can understand. I think he did not was he ever on on camera with another actor in that movie?

[31:16] Like I imagine it was all green screen acting for him

[31:20] Likely so like he does not seem to be the sort of man who would enjoy that sort of thing

[31:25] Uh, but at least he had a good time making paddington too probably right? Yeah, I mean that bears amazing

[31:30] Well, he says that's his favorite one. Yeah, I mean he's great

[31:34] Yeah, I know he's fantastic more than mickey blue eyes

[31:38] more than mickey blue eyes

[31:40] Well, i'll tell you i'll tell you what happened in wonka since you've forgotten

[31:44] Hugh grant as the oompa loompa tells us what happens to some of the characters

[31:49] Uh, larry chucklesworth, whoever the fuck that was yeah gets back together with his wife

[31:55] Uh abacus, of course played by mr. Carson from downton abbey

[31:59] returns to his family

[32:01] And scrubbit and bleacher are arrested after a failed attempts to eliminate the evidence of their crime. So

[32:08] That's what happened

[32:10] in wonka

[32:11] And uh with that I think we can wrap up we can go into our own pretty close

[32:17] Yeah, I thought steward did really well is it time to look at his score and see how well he did I think I did

[32:22] Really good. Yeah, looking at the score. Uh, he got 800 out of 12. That's the thing. That's amazing

[32:28] I'm, not one of you like i'm not

[32:32] Big city educated city boys. I'm kind of like a blue collar regular guy

[32:39] Indiana and yet, you know all the stuff about movies. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. So, uh, let's uh, so did we

[32:46] Did we is this this is like a fact check, right?

[32:49] There's uh, how many pinocchios does the story that stewart doesn't ever watch? Uh, post-credit scene?

[32:54] Yeah, you only get one pinocchio for that one. I mean some of them you were clearly guessing at I don't think this proves

[33:00] that you watch them

[33:02] But you know what we can no longer this can no longer be part of the joke about stewart, you know

[33:07] Yeah, he's shown us that at the very least he doesn't watch them because he can usually guess what's going to happen

[33:11] What's great is now I can turn it off even like halfway through the movie

[33:16] The very next the very next time that stewart does this exact thing just encouraging bad behavior guys, um

[33:23] Yeah, as i've been trying to say let's get into our own credits and uh, and then call it a day for this mini

[33:30] uh, we are a uh max fun podcast if you go over to

[33:35] maximumfund.org

[33:37] Uh, you can see

[33:39] Uh other podcasts on the maximum fun network

[33:43] Uh, I think I may have said dot com last episode. Oh, I hope I get fired for that blunder

[33:49] um, don't worry dan you will be

[33:51] Uh, and also jk jk jk jk. Dan's a co-owner. He can't we can't fire him

[33:55] We could just force him out right stew. We could do that. We could just make his life less fun until he yeah

[34:01] Oh, we've been doing that

[34:04] Uh, this podcast is also produced by alex smith. He goes by the name how will dotty on the internet

[34:11] Uh for making some rock music for doing some twitch streams

[34:16] Doing all sorts of stuff. You can look him up

[34:19] Uh, but that's been our show for the flop house. I've been dan mccoy. I'm stewart wellington

[34:26] I'm elliot kaelin saying always stay through the credits and then a little bit longer until they kick you out of the theater

[34:33] Bye

[34:40] Bye

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FH Mini 114 - Credits Report

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