The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

[0:00] In this episode, it's the Flophouse vs. Alien vs. Predator 2.

[0:30] Welcome to the Flophouse. I'm Dan McCoy.

[0:33] Yeah, I'm Stuart Wellington.

[0:35] And I'm Lou Fernandez.

[0:37] Yes, Lou will be subbing in first tonight.

[0:40] Regular co-host Elliot Kalin had some family business to attend to,

[0:45] but I welcome you guys to speculate on more embarrassing reasons why he couldn't be here tonight.

[0:51] Diarrhea, probably.

[0:53] Stuart goes immediately to the potty. Lou?

[0:58] I can only assume that he's getting a full-back tattoo of some sort of icon that he likes.

[1:03] Maybe a Smurf?

[1:05] Oh, sure.

[1:06] A full Smurf scene on his back?

[1:08] I was going to hope you were going to go with, like, Looney Tunes characters wearing their clothes backwards, a la Criss Cross.

[1:13] Oh, nice. I haven't thought about Criss Cross in a while.

[1:16] They're going to make you jump jump.

[1:18] The Mac Dad will make you jump jump. They go in that order.

[1:21] Also, House of Pain will make you jump around, jump around, jump around.

[1:26] I'm really impressed with your knowledge of hip-hop, Circa, when I was a kid.

[1:31] Sure. Well, Lou, tell us a little bit about yourself before we get into it.

[1:36] Oh, my goodness. Well, I'm extremely modest to start,

[1:40] but I'm an Irish-Puerto Rican gentleman born on the island of Puerto Rico.

[1:45] I'm going to start at the beginning.

[1:47] Sure.

[1:48] You literally have all the time in the world for this podcast.

[1:50] All right, well, I grew up in Manhattan.

[1:53] I went to school in Wisconsin.

[1:55] I went to school with the guy who was the focus of the movie American Movie.

[1:59] Nice. Mark Borchert?

[2:01] Yes, Mark Borchert.

[2:03] Borchert.

[2:04] And I came back to New York in 1996 and have led a mundane life here in the greatest city on earth.

[2:11] All right. And you do comedy improv, which is one of the reasons why you're here.

[2:16] Also, you got me my job.

[2:18] That's right.

[2:19] Which is another blackmail.

[2:21] I hold that over your head in very obscure ways.

[2:24] I don't really force you to do things, but I remind you about it a lot.

[2:28] It's not that good a job.

[2:29] No, I agree. You let me know that it's not good on a regular basis.

[2:33] Over Gmail chats.

[2:35] Yes.

[2:36] Well, let's get into the movie that we watch.

[2:39] Wait, which movie was this one again?

[2:41] It was Alien vs. Predator Requiem.

[2:43] Hey, isn't that otherwise known as AVP 2?

[2:46] Oh, this was Requiem?

[2:48] This was Requiem.

[2:49] I thought this one was AVPR.

[2:52] What would the R stand for in that?

[2:54] Oh, Requiem. Okay, I get it.

[2:56] There's no Requiem played at any point.

[2:59] Yeah, what's the dictionary definition of a Requiem?

[3:02] Because I don't think we got that.

[3:04] Isn't it like a funeral, funereal composition of some kind?

[3:07] So is it like the –

[3:08] Memorial song?

[3:09] Is it the funeral of aliens and predators versing each other?

[3:13] I think it's –

[3:14] We can only hope that's what it memorializes.

[3:17] To me, it would have represented a sad song about the money I had spent to see it if I had seen it in the theater.

[3:23] Well, let's talk – for a moment, let's take a little side trip down memory lane

[3:27] and just note that Stuart and I actually saw Alien vs. Predator 1 in the theater together.

[3:35] In the theater.

[3:36] And we did that –

[3:38] We had our popcorn.

[3:39] We were really excited.

[3:41] We had really big drinks.

[3:42] I think we did that because we had both been pleasantly surprised by Freddy vs. Jason.

[3:47] Yeah, sure.

[3:48] And the fact that that movie was actually pretty cool.

[3:50] I mean, considering that it was a movie about Freddy vs. Jason.

[3:53] Always considering that.

[3:54] Yeah.

[3:55] But it was the best Freddy vs. Jason that we could imagine.

[3:58] That was after Freddy Takes Manhattan.

[3:59] Or no, Jason Takes Manhattan.

[4:01] Yeah, Friday the 13th Part VIII.

[4:03] But that one's not even as bad as Friday the 13th Part VIII.

[4:06] I'll admit that I had illegally downloaded the first Alien vs. Predator.

[4:11] Right.

[4:12] And then fast forwarded when I realized there were no aliens for the first 45 minutes

[4:16] until the pyramid stuff happened.

[4:18] Yeah, well, let's talk about –

[4:19] What is a pyramid, then?

[4:20] Wasn't it?

[4:21] I thought it was –

[4:22] Was there or wasn't there?

[4:23] There was a pyramid.

[4:24] Yeah, what's the deal?

[4:25] I was going to say, let's talk about the ways in which this movie is superior

[4:28] to the first Alien vs. Predator movie.

[4:30] And I can only think of one thing, and that's that there's no shape-shifting pyramid in it.

[4:35] The first Alien vs. Predator takes place in Antarctica.

[4:40] And there's a shape-shifting period that used to be used by –

[4:44] Period?

[4:45] Pyramid.

[4:46] Pyramid?

[4:47] Period?

[4:48] Period, yes.

[4:49] The –

[4:50] Freudian slip, dude.

[4:51] The aliens are getting the period.

[4:53] And that's why they're so angry all the time.

[4:55] Nice.

[4:56] And there's a pyramid in Antarctica.

[4:58] You're misogynistic.

[5:00] I am the least misogynistic person on this podcast.

[5:05] So why'd you pick this movie?

[5:06] I do hate women.

[5:07] That's convenient, because the bad guy is a queen.

[5:11] What I remember about the first movie, though,

[5:13] is the Predators built some sort of sacrificial pyramid at Antarctica

[5:19] where they would kill aliens.

[5:21] It was like a testing ground, wasn't it?

[5:23] For young Predators to go and –

[5:25] All I remember is that Lance Henriksen was in it, which was pretty cool.

[5:28] Who?

[5:29] Lance Henriksen.

[5:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[5:31] He was in Pumpkinhead.

[5:33] Yeah, he makes pottery now, by the way.

[5:35] That's a callback.

[5:36] He makes pottery, like professionally?

[5:37] Yeah.

[5:38] Or in a movie.

[5:39] If you go on the Internet, you can buy pottery made by Lance Henriksen.

[5:42] Is that star of the TV show Millennium?

[5:44] Information in the credits.

[5:46] Stop.

[5:47] Thanks for staying, aliens.

[5:48] So, wait.

[5:49] Like, isn't he good?

[5:50] Is he like a potter in the same sense that –

[5:52] who's that guy?

[5:54] Oh, crap.

[5:55] Like the way the guy who plays Screech is a porno actor?

[5:58] Like he does it on his side time?

[5:59] Well, that's out of desperation, wasn't it?

[6:02] Yeah.

[6:03] He's a potter in the same way that Kevin Bacon is a rock star.

[6:08] Oh, okay.

[6:09] That makes sense.

[6:10] Wow.

[6:11] Is that an insult?

[6:12] That seems like mean, yeah.

[6:13] No.

[6:14] I've never seen the Bacon Brothers.

[6:16] I guess I'm just making an assumption.

[6:18] I have to say the phrase alien versus pottery, but I don't know.

[6:22] It just was in my head.

[6:24] I'm sorry.

[6:25] You don't know why.

[6:26] I know.

[6:27] You just want to say it.

[6:28] I just had to say it.

[6:29] So why are they versing each other this time, Dan?

[6:31] This time was some kind of like an initiation, like a hazing.

[6:34] But is this an actual continuation of like – because the movie starts with,

[6:39] if you hadn't seen the prerequiem or whatever, the first one,

[6:43] I would have –

[6:44] A prelude to the requiem.

[6:45] Yes, I didn't see.

[6:46] And then some horrible turn of events leads you to actually watching the sequel

[6:50] for some reason.

[6:51] For no reason.

[6:52] And then, yeah, and then perhaps you're –

[6:53] It just starts with –

[6:54] Doing a podcast.

[6:55] Yes.

[6:56] Sure.

[6:57] And you're forced to watch Alien vs. Predator 2.

[6:58] This is probably the only –

[6:59] Now, I like to imagine that first, Aliens vs. Predator movie,

[7:02] like I imagine these predators are going to like Predator University or something

[7:07] and like their first couple months there, they're like,

[7:09] we want to get into like the cool frat.

[7:11] And in order to do that, they have to go through a hazing where they have to go

[7:15] to Earth to this weird, stupid pyramid and battle a bunch of aliens

[7:19] that are held deep within its like shape-shifting confines.

[7:22] That's after they have to drink like three gallons of water

[7:24] and get stuck in a trunk for a week.

[7:26] Sure.

[7:27] And then somewhere in the process, the aliens get way out of hand

[7:31] and then, of course, the rest of the movie happens.

[7:34] They don't really explain it because they don't really –

[7:36] they don't provide subtitles for those stupid predators.

[7:38] So I have no idea what the hell is going on most of the time.

[7:41] That's good filmmaking.

[7:42] Oh, right.

[7:43] You have to infer from the pure cinema, the wordless cinema, what the predators want.

[7:50] You know what I really like when they show like the predator's face really close

[7:53] and they have like the vignetted light across its eyes

[7:55] so you can really sense the emotion that's going on behind its mask.

[7:59] Yeah.

[8:00] But I don't want to spoil the first Alien v. Predator movie.

[8:04] It's pretty spoiled, Dan.

[8:06] It ends, I guess, with an alien bursting out of a predator.

[8:11] That's how it ends.

[8:12] And that's how this movie begins.

[8:14] I mean, I guess we can assume the sequel picks up literally where the last one left off.

[8:18] It's sort of like Halloween II to the first Halloween or like Lord of the Rings.

[8:23] Right.

[8:24] Which is a proper sequel.

[8:25] Yeah.

[8:26] With a story.

[8:27] But the thing is like the idea, I guess, is that aliens, when they impregnate someone,

[8:32] when they burst out of your chest, they sort of take on your characteristics.

[8:37] That's why the aliens in Alien and Aliens are sort of vaguely humanoid,

[8:43] despite their huge phallic abs.

[8:45] Wait, wait, wait.

[8:46] Who told you that?

[8:47] Did like H.R. Geiger send you an email?

[8:49] Yes.

[8:51] From whatever weird...

[8:52] H.R.G69 at gmail.com sent me an email explaining the way that the life cycle of an alien goes through.

[9:02] Oh, that's cool.

[9:03] But, well, I assume because here we get a pred-alien,

[9:06] like the alien that bursts out of the predator's chest turns into a predator-alien hybrid,

[9:11] which is basically just an alien with dreadlocks.

[9:14] And the weird vagina and tartar mouth thing.

[9:18] Well, but the original Alien kind of had that already with the internal mouth.

[9:24] Yeah, but it didn't have the weird unhinging forepart.

[9:27] The spikes.

[9:28] Yeah, the weird forepart.

[9:29] Well, I don't know what vaginas you've been encountering, Stuart, but I don't think that they...

[9:32] They are terrifying.

[9:34] Folks, terrifying.

[9:36] I guess the ones in the movie have more teeth than I'm used to, but I don't know.

[9:42] You're not saying the ones you've encountered have had no teeth.

[9:47] If I were to see a toothless vagina, I don't know what I'll do.

[9:51] That would just be alien.

[9:53] Yeah.

[9:54] So on the subject...

[9:55] The predator.

[9:57] So the aliens infecting the...

[10:00] ship that ship crash lands on earth course uh... and then uh... appraisers

[10:04] of showing up later right i gotta say that that that is the one other way in

[10:08] which this movie is superior like

[10:10] out of the setup this movie yet

[10:12] is a better setup

[10:14] yet then the first in the first part of the i would rather see

[10:18] aliens and predators

[10:20] in like an actual

[10:21] habitated small town

[10:23] like any time you would say yeah then some weird uh... pyramid in antarctica

[10:30] yeah it's not weird where people have to actively like go to find it

[10:34] i don't know

[10:35] i'm just i'm just thinking of like what

[10:37] where should we go with this next what if

[10:40] what's the next step in this journey

[10:43] yeah well i remember i mean to build on what you're saying and i remember you

[10:47] know a couple months before this movie came out

[10:49] and uh... i for whatever reason just had not really been you know on the on the

[10:54] pulse of the alien vs. predator community

[10:56] and uh... i was at a bar i was actually a fan fiction you were not on the forums? no i wasn't i was

[11:01] actually at a bar in bennegan's

[11:04] i was talking to uh... one of my bosses and we were drinking

[11:08] and he uh... he described one of the like he described the trailer that was on the

[11:12] net that was like you know it was restricted because there was a lot of

[11:15] gore and he was describing it scene for scene we were both pretty drunk and i

[11:19] think i was like wow that sounds pretty awesome

[11:21] and uh... it's too bad because it wasn't very awesome. was he like at any time was he ever like

[11:27] guess what

[11:28] it's encrusted butte

[11:30] that's the twist. and i said i did a spit take all over the bartender and we got kicked out

[11:34] well we're taking a long circuitous route to explaining what this movie

[11:39] actually was but i think that's because

[11:41] the movie doesn't make a whole lot of sense. that's true

[11:44] scenes follow scenes without a connective tissue the same characters

[11:49] will appear

[11:50] in one scene and then the next scene

[11:52] but you don't necessarily feel like there's been any like time space

[11:56] progression between those two scenes it's just that the same actors happen to be in

[12:00] both of them

[12:02] there's definitely a lot of feeling of like well we've got this set up

[12:06] let's just shoot every scene here right now

[12:09] it doesn't make any sense to get everyone on the set and shoot it

[12:12] especially like the hobos

[12:14] yeah in the sewer

[12:15] they're hobos that get infected with an alien

[12:18] basically like the aliens

[12:20] those aliens are poor

[12:24] they have really poor constitutions

[12:26] they're panhandling. i would have preferred that instead of being

[12:29] homicidal the aliens come out and just resume their positions in the

[12:33] in the sewer but with the dog. in society they just don't feel like

[12:39] they don't have the social standing to do anything

[12:42] no joie de vivre

[12:45] the aliens come down

[12:47] they infect a kid and his father. that was actually an awesome scene

[12:52] well it's kind of awesome because this movie does have

[12:55] a sort of interesting disregard for the characters and you know like

[12:59] unexpectedly people will die

[13:02] if you cared more about the characters that would be cool because it would keep

[13:05] you off guard as it is it was kind of like

[13:08] the worst elements of like a friday the thirteenth movie where you're like well

[13:12] basically everyone's gonna die so i don't really

[13:15] give a damn. it was awesome when that dude's arm melted off really early on

[13:19] right in front of his son. i don't know if you noticed that was his

[13:22] his wedding

[13:23] his wedding hand

[13:25] i didn't notice that. that's very important

[13:27] you're trying to detail. there was some symbolism there. there was some symbolism of a divorce

[13:33] motif

[13:33] now

[13:35] the problem with a movie that's this shitty is that i actually start like

[13:39] i start

[13:41] picking on everything about the movie like i'm just like this is bad and this

[13:44] is bad

[13:45] and like i actually found myself concerning myself with

[13:48] the strangeness of their choice to alter the biology of aliens

[13:53] like you know i really don't give a fuck about aliens

[13:56] and like whether or not it takes a long time for a fucking alien pupae

[14:00] or pupa to fucking gestate inside a human. now you're challenging man's earlier statement. this is where you and i

[14:05] differ stewart because

[14:08] i feel that alien and aliens

[14:11] are two of like the best horror movie and like

[14:14] horror movie and like horror action film

[14:17] respectively

[14:19] like ice pirates

[14:21] i don't know what that is. like the movie ice pirates. sure.

[14:23] but i love them and part of why i love them is i do feel like there's a lot of

[14:28] thought that's been put into

[14:30] the alien biology. you've got these

[14:32] the facehuggers hatch from eggs

[14:34] the eggs have been laid by a queen alien

[14:37] you know the facehuggers lay

[14:39] some other sort of egg inside of the host

[14:42] and like then the chestbursters come out and and and there you got your alien.

[14:46] these filmmakers don't have time. here they're like

[14:49] okay i guess

[14:51] we don't need. i bet they're just like

[14:54] people get it

[14:55] people get it just go. just see where like a regular alien

[14:59] puts its mouth over the mouth of a pregnant woman and you see like things

[15:03] going down her

[15:04] her neck

[15:05] and then uh... those are those are baby aliens i bet. i guess and then chestbursters

[15:09] come out and i'm like where's the facehugger man?

[15:12] oh they're cutting out a step. they're cutting out like a middle man.

[15:16] but there's no queen alien in this film at all. they can implant through the mouth.

[15:20] but there's no queen alien to lay the facehugger egg. what's that miniature mouth for?

[15:25] they've established a biology and they've decided to just fuck it.

[15:29] like at this point they're like

[15:30] fuck it. at this point we've got an alien fighting a predator. fuck it.

[15:34] it could have done whatever it wanted.

[15:36] we want the maximum amount of battling in this and the weird biology slowing

[15:41] down the battles.

[15:42] so to better deal with it

[15:44] let's have this alien be able to make out with humans and by making out with

[15:48] them they create aliens in their pregnant bellies.

[15:53] maybe that's a symbol for something.

[15:54] maybe this is like a pro abstinence film.

[15:57] i think you're right.

[15:59] there isn't any nudity in it.

[16:00] there's almost nudity.

[16:02] there was once very hot ass in boy shorts.

[16:05] boy shorts sure that's the definition.

[16:08] although that was the girl that we all pointed out was the unrealistically

[16:13] aggressive hot chick who was after the unworthy pizza boy.

[16:17] let's really really quickly go through the plot.

[16:19] like i'm just going to like run through the plot.

[16:21] aliens and predators come to earth.

[16:23] crested butte.

[16:25] meanwhile this guy who's i guess like sort of a punk kid comes back into town

[16:30] and he meets up with the sheriff who i guess used to also be a punk kid but now

[16:33] they're on opposite sides of the law.

[16:35] and the punk kid is the older brother

[16:37] of the pizza boy who's in love with this unrealistically aggressive woman

[16:42] and uh...

[16:44] and then aliens and predators come to town and they fuck everything up.

[16:47] oh also meanwhile the woman who played michelle in twenty four comes back from

[16:51] the war

[16:52] uh... to find her husband and daughter.

[16:54] but like it really doesn't matter because then they're just all like alien and predator fodder.

[16:58] yeah i'm bored just listening to you dude.

[17:01] i mean there's some funny things that happen along the way.

[17:04] it's really funny like the pizza guy comes and he's like talking to his crush.

[17:08] he comes in. yeah that's by far the best part of the movie. he's delivering like four pizzas to his crush.

[17:13] they're like three

[17:14] you know central casting thugs on the couch

[17:18] and he comes in and he goes and he puts the pizzas in the kitchen and he makes

[17:22] the girl laugh

[17:23] and he leaves. oh is that what the laugh was?

[17:27] yeah i believe that the joke was

[17:29] i think i know who the extra sausage or sausage lovers pizzas for. i think

[17:33] that's a gay joke or something.

[17:37] homosexual people like to eat sausage on their pizzas.

[17:42] italian sausage. so he leaves and then the evil boyfriend comes out

[17:48] and just like decks him and starts kicking him.

[17:51] right and then cruelly throws his keys into the sewer.

[17:55] and let's make it clear this joke was not made directly in front of him.

[18:00] it was actually in another room.

[18:02] it's the most obvious version of the dick boyfriend

[18:07] movie cliche

[18:09] and the whole thing i guess is just a setup for a reason that they go into the

[18:12] sewers later because he throws the keys into the sewer. but the sewer

[18:17] exploration

[18:18] serves almost no purpose because we've already seen the aliens infect the hobos.

[18:22] they find an alien skin down there.

[18:24] but they don't know what it is.

[18:26] and meanwhile... it looks like sewer...

[18:30] like an alien condom is what we're talking about. or a dental dam.

[18:35] an alien dental dam. well you know the

[18:37] vagina mouth that comes in handy.

[18:39] and meanwhile we've got the predator coming down and basically tracking the alien.

[18:44] and it's this weird parallel storytelling where we've got the humans and we've got the predator

[18:48] tracking the alien.

[18:49] and the predator tracking the alien in this wordless sequence is kind of like

[18:53] it feels like a detective story or something.

[18:56] like you sort of expect the predator to be like uh... columbo or something.

[19:00] now one more thing man.

[19:02] i noticed that uh...

[19:04] there were two mouths on the alien.

[19:08] good one dude.

[19:10] the weird thing about these movies, these predator vs. alien movies, is it

[19:13] turns the predator sort of into the hero

[19:16] because the predator is a little more sentient than the alien. like it's a little

[19:20] more like

[19:21] at least it's got an ethos. like it's got a predator based society.

[19:25] i did like the uh...

[19:27] the signal reaching the predator in his predator pad.

[19:30] whoever that is. in the over complicated

[19:34] tv that like comes out from behind the chair

[19:36] into his face so you can see whatever the thing is.

[19:39] and then next thing he's just like i'm out.

[19:42] i gotta go do some predatin'. takes a spaceship

[19:45] to earth

[19:47] record speed. i'm outie. i got some predatin' to do. that's the thing. that's why i can identify with predators.

[19:54] because if i was a predator i'd want to go explore and investigate weird alien

[19:58] things.

[20:00] but why only one

[20:01] i mean it was a spaceship full of aliens that are predators got to know why does

[20:06] the alien

[20:07] here's another thing

[20:09] are you ever said dreadlocks by the way that's right and helps me identify with

[20:12] them as being like people like

[20:15] was the dreadlocks i think

[20:16] is the human breast first up

[20:18] person of the universe humans have dreadlocks sometimes too

[20:23] that's true and they like to uh... they like to uh... hunt things

[20:27] that's true

[20:29] the funny thing is that i don't think of the

[20:30] the predators dreadlocks as a black trait i'd like to think of it as like a

[20:35] kind of a dirty white guy thing

[20:36] okay so he's a white guy with dreadlocks no we went to a hippie college so we're familiar

[20:41] like so you're saying that like this predator

[20:44] on his off time is like playing hacky sack and getting together with his friends in the park

[20:48] to play

[20:49] like arhythmic drums listening to uh...

[20:52] but he smells like petunia oil

[20:54] dave matthews band maybe

[20:56] nice god i hope not

[20:58] you hope that dave matthews band is a big broadcast out to the stars not like the string cheese incident

[21:03] i hope that somehow

[21:05] yeah i really hope that that's not true because of all the music to get to space

[21:09] dave matthews band would be the last thing i want to be our ambassador to the stars

[21:15] i voted against him to be included on our voyager

[21:19] probe

[21:20] the weird thing though like arguably like the one

[21:23] like really cool idea of this movie would be to see the predator alien like

[21:27] oh man

[21:29] finally

[21:29] a hybrid of my two favorite alien movie monsters

[21:34] it's like a frankenstein that's also a dracula

[21:36] but

[21:38] there's no like i said before it's just an alien with dreadlocks it doesn't

[21:43] have any like

[21:44] correlation with the predator you know it's just another type of alien that the predator

[21:49] has to fight

[21:50] which we see

[21:51] in very dim light right you know

[21:54] i think it's meant to add personality to one of the bad guys so it's kind of like

[21:59] so you're like striping gremlins yeah absolutely

[22:02] nice well like in the first alien vs predator there's that one predator or the one

[22:06] alien that has the weird like

[22:08] net scar on his face

[22:10] that's like makes it look like he's got a checkerboard face

[22:13] i don't remember that movie at all no that happens i remember lance henriksen

[22:18] and he's in that movie

[22:20] like a senate like pinhead

[22:22] yeah kinda i really the thing i remember most about the first aliens vs predator

[22:26] and this movie didn't really have one of those moments was

[22:28] at the very end of the movie when uh... your survivor who's like a tough

[22:32] tough woman character

[22:34] who kind of teamed up with the predator to kill the queen alien

[22:37] they uh... you know they get done killing the queen alien and they're standing there

[22:40] on this like you know like cliff

[22:43] and they like take a moment they like stop and look at each other and

[22:46] every ounce of my being is like they need to kiss right now

[22:51] if they make out i will but i will go see this movie four more times

[22:57] i wouldn't mind if you have a like a projectionist quickly

[23:01] let me buy this movie from you

[23:05] doesn't the predator only speak in samples that he gets from other people's

[23:09] dialogue

[23:09] oh yeah

[23:11] so he would have to say something

[23:12] he's like the guy from police academy right

[23:14] with that moment of respect between human and predator

[23:19] like at the end of predator two

[23:21] when the predators like

[23:22] uh... fair play danny glover you got me you got me you were a worthy adversary

[23:28] uh... man

[23:29] oh so many good movies

[23:32] this was not one

[23:34] this is a surprise juice and uh... jenny

[23:37] uh... man i was not i'm so laid back

[23:39] that i have been dribbling

[23:42] you know it's just shocking cuz like

[23:45] you'd think that a movie with aliens and predators and it would it'd be hard to

[23:49] make me sad

[23:50] like that i'd be able to find at least something in it but i was like man that

[23:53] rocked

[23:54] so i'm saying like

[23:55] but i'm not gonna say that i'm going to say that any of the alien like aliens

[23:59] uh... you know alien three or alien four i'm not gonna say those movies are great

[24:03] but at least there's something in all of them that i'm like oh wow that's pretty

[24:06] cool even the bad well yeah even the bad numbered alien movies doesn't make it

[24:12] yet

[24:12] we all agree that alien aliens are great

[24:15] alien three

[24:16] you know has some really like pretty pictures atmosphere atmosphere it's

[24:21] interesting place for it to happen in my resurrection

[24:24] has like it's got that weird frenchness as you know it's got um... michael

[24:29] michael wincott in it

[24:31] sure

[24:32] ron perlman yeah i've discussed freaks me out

[24:36] uh...

[24:37] uh... that's why i met him he would freak me out too if like ron perlman shook my hand

[24:42] he's got giant body parts i would feel like i would be crushed by the weight of his

[24:47] personality you would be afraid he would try to whisk you away to his

[24:51] sewer layer

[24:53] i would be lost in his leonine eyes

[24:59] i have to say that this movie included a lot of

[25:02] quickly introduced disposable characters

[25:05] like the guy hiding the mystery person

[25:08] hiding in the uh... in the graveyard

[25:11] smoking a cigarette with a pistol

[25:13] and he is decapitated which is the predators favorite way to kill humans is

[25:18] to blow their heads from the lower jaw up which is strange for a race of beings

[25:24] that collect skulls

[25:26] i would think that would be counterintuitive he doesn't really

[25:30] can we discuss whether predators skins the the dude for no reason

[25:34] well he doesn't really do you know why

[25:35] yeah i don't know you're going to shed light on it

[25:39] well i've done a lot of uh... are you going to ask the listeners

[25:42] can you write in and send an email to i care about predator skinnings

[25:47] no yahoo

[25:48] the subject of the email has to be

[25:51] i understand why predators skin humans

[25:54] well just it's the only

[25:56] callback to the first predator movie which is a skinning

[25:59] or some sort of trophy collection

[26:02] that has zero going on it's also the only

[26:04] the first body he doesn't dissolve with his magic blue

[26:08] dissolving powder

[26:11] well also

[26:12] you say shortly introduced characters

[26:14] i would say also longly introduced characters

[26:17] spoiler alert audience

[26:20] don't do it man

[26:21] overly aggressive love interest of the pizza boy

[26:25] gets totally killed by predator flying disc

[26:29] and i don't know that it was shot earlier

[26:32] shocking moments

[26:33] the it was definitely somehow survives a alien

[26:37] uh... tail tail going through him i mean like that and that entirely piercing him

[26:41] through his bulletproof vest and it is a great deal and so it's a character

[26:45] uh... bishop survived that the aliens but he was an android

[26:49] yes thank you

[26:51] uh... i want to touch on this overly aggressive love interest here because i

[26:55] thought it was really strange like

[26:57] you know you can have a pretty girl who's interested in your life and a

[27:00] shy nerdy i can't

[27:01] you can happen

[27:03] i was in charge of that is what i mean i like for instance in transformers

[27:07] but the difference here is that like this girl is fucking like this girl's

[27:10] crazy aggressive

[27:11] well and she's unbelievably hot and she

[27:14] just brings up of the board for the same day

[27:17] and i think she breaks up with him so that she can do it with this guy who

[27:20] says he literally is going to pool because you know what's this guy who

[27:23] makes literally known like actual mention that he's interested in this

[27:27] girl and if i'll you know i've i've met some girls in my life

[27:31] easy girls i've met a number of girls and one thing i notice is the girls

[27:35] generally require at least

[27:37] some layer uh... like either and it was a little bit of interest in

[27:41] or a little bit of the uh... exactly took care of that in their earlier scene

[27:45] where she told me she broke up that they go through a long

[27:48] and obscure discussion about how he's looking over his shoulder at the clock

[27:52] of the that happened yes

[27:55] okay or okay i'm sorry the guys who made this movie

[27:58] uh... i'm totally wrong it was you may not see it

[28:01] but you know i just think i would like all the something brothers by the way

[28:04] the people who made brother strouse brothers strouse made this film

[28:08] there's a weird

[28:09] weird choice which was to call themselves the brother strouse

[28:12] you know many brothers were there

[28:14] i wonder if they know this was like a launch their sort of matrix career yes

[28:19] exactly the wacowskis can they do no wrongs there's nothing like making a

[28:24] second sequel of a not good movie

[28:28] we're gonna own

[28:29] a vp are

[28:31] yeah they got home

[28:32] that's really i don't forget the other one of the first alien vs predator was

[28:36] total bullshit this is the only person who had the age of the ones that the

[28:41] fans want

[28:42] if that's what the fans wanted i'd like to have a conversation with those fans

[28:46] or possibly hope that they don't exist

[28:49] yeah i feel like you know i'll tell you about this and i know i feel like we

[28:52] should split the ending but there's no way in this world like some people get

[28:55] away with most people die

[28:57] yeah i i think i've mentioned that uh... it had the uh... the fifth grade

[29:01] as easy escape ending

[29:03] whether than a nuclear explosion

[29:05] rather than it was a nuclear yeah i know they they they

[29:08] fucking dropped a nuke on the planet

[29:10] or the planet

[29:11] they dropped a nuke on the very uh... as an accurate description of what happened on the planet

[29:15] part of the planet

[29:18] what's that what's a nuke a nuclear bomb are you using jargon dan?

[29:21] on the town i am

[29:23] this is uh... military jargon

[29:25] and our heroes are going out in a helicopter and somehow they survive

[29:29] this nuclear blast

[29:30] and the uh... radioactive cloud

[29:33] yeah and then at the end we see all the electricity would have been knocked out by the

[29:38] yeah there would have been a nuclear bomb

[29:40] sorry i grew up in the eighties it's a special type of nuclear bomb designed uh... with aliens

[29:45] and predators and whatever well i have to say that that

[29:48] that for me

[29:49] is one of those like buzzkills because the whole thing

[29:51] movie is really about the predator

[29:53] trying to kill the aliens and then just to

[29:55] oh yeah by the way we could have just dropped a nuke the whole time sorry everybody

[29:59] in the middle of their

[30:00] fighting a nuclear bomb killed them both yeah so this was out to you mainly wins

[30:04] that was a does a bad ass fight the only way it could and

[30:10] see you at a vp three suckers

[30:13] before was at the end

[30:16] question mark uh... i was a little bit surprised it was doing that i had to say

[30:19] that it was that he was

[30:21] they take the predator technology

[30:23] to uh... miss you tammy

[30:26] making reference to

[30:27] wailing you tammy the company

[30:29] from the alien movies

[30:32] but that's one issue that such a reference that i

[30:35] i didn't get at all yeah that was for the fans do it's also for the panel but

[30:39] also they bring it's not going to be a great deal of the day i was a little

[30:42] hitler predator technology

[30:44] to the company from them from the movie alien

[30:47] uh... maybe that teaches them to make a better alien i don't know this is a

[30:51] stupid twist and such a look at weird like

[30:54] terminator ripoff to

[30:56] right yeah i don't know if they've taken it to that guy that

[30:59] bison guy from the person from terminating

[31:02] people like you can use this to make terminators

[31:06] we're going to do it because i'm not in a lot of movies are more than any of the

[31:10] uh... brother from another planet

[31:12] was that that the black and brown

[31:13] yet from uh...

[31:15] nice from uh... terminator to the guy actually got the black gentleman other

[31:19] from another planet uh... with a great fisher stevens scene by the way it's

[31:23] and they're big fish stevens is a great indian guy

[31:26] yes he plays an indian guy

[31:28] or a giant robot or a turtle does he play one of those two

[31:32] he plays an elderly turtle

[31:35] what does he play in that movie

[31:36] uh... he plays a street hustler

[31:39] he actually has a really good line which you and i uh...

[31:43] he says that he's gonna

[31:44] do a final magic trick on the subway

[31:47] uh... at one hundred twenty-fifth street he's like i'm gonna make all the white

[31:50] people disappear that's right

[31:51] and they get off the train

[31:53] which is a good scene

[31:54] but uh...

[31:56] actually happens in a hundred sixteen street

[31:58] yeah people get off the train

[32:00] they're going to school their students

[32:03] students at columbia

[32:05] good stories

[32:07] so uh... i think it's time to have a final uh... final decision on this piece

[32:11] of shit yeah for lose benefit i know he has actually was with the podcast

[32:16] i don't know it's not like that it's a little bit shit

[32:20] we have three categories that is

[32:23] is this

[32:24] a uh... a good bad movie

[32:27] a bad bad movie

[32:30] or a movie that you actually

[32:31] enjoyed in in some way

[32:33] so uh... lulu

[32:36] as the guest one you know i get to go first share

[32:39] uh... i'm going to say this is a bad bad movie

[32:43] uh... i did not enjoy it at all

[32:46] and it wasn't enough

[32:48] fun stuff in it

[32:49] i think the brothers strauss should be ashamed of themselves this is really

[32:53] their worst work

[32:54] okay

[32:57] uh... yeah i'm talking to you guys out there i know exactly what you're

[33:00] thinking

[33:01] you know you're in that video store and you're like

[33:03] there's nothing else out there

[33:05] uh...

[33:06] all my all the movies i really want to run it out like the dungeon siege movie

[33:10] and all that shit

[33:11] so you don't know what to do and then you're like a vp requiem

[33:14] uh...

[33:15] that might have some funny shit net while we were at the whole unrated

[33:18] version and let's check it out

[33:21] uh... you shouldn't fucking do that okay put that fucking video down

[33:25] this movie is terrible

[33:26] and i like really bad movies and this one is really really bad so please you

[33:31] guys i know what you're thinking but please put it back and don't run it

[33:35] yeah i don't i don't know really what i can add to that i agree

[33:39] there was a part of me

[33:40] that was still even after alien vs predator

[33:44] and all the bad reviews of this movie yeah i was like

[33:47] but it's it's it's a couple

[33:49] bloodthirsty aliens

[33:51] there's gotta be

[33:54] there's gotta be something there

[33:55] no there's nothing there

[33:57] don't watch it and imagine your own fight between alien

[34:01] and predator and not too much

[34:02] imagine the drawing of it

[34:05] post it on your fridge

[34:08] like a part of

[34:09] part of me just send it in send it to the flop house we'll describe it write your

[34:12] fan fiction alien vs predator and send it in don't write

[34:16] erotic

[34:17] alien vs predator fiction

[34:19] because none will compare to mine it's way too hot

[34:22] don't write alien vs predator slash

[34:25] poor gash

[34:26] poor gash no gash galeon

[34:31] uh... man that's

[34:32] that's gonna be good stuff

[34:35] that's the thing like

[34:36] and i was expecting this movie you know all the reviews are terrible

[34:40] so you probably were never thinking like oh this movie might be good

[34:44] but it isn't even kind of like this is kind of fun in a stupid way it's just

[34:48] really bad it's hard to believe that they

[34:50] bothered to make posters for it which i remember seeing because it's not worth

[34:54] being

[34:55] released

[34:56] yeah i've watched a lot of shitty movies and this one's really bad

[35:00] uh... we're just angry i did enjoy i did enjoy

[35:03] the thought of seeing

[35:05] in the name of the king when i saw the trailer

[35:07] silently yeah that was that was my favorite part of the dvd while dan was

[35:11] trying to find there are some great trailers for other movies that we assume

[35:14] were bad before the film

[35:16] so maybe you can rent it for those yeah if you like trailers this one has great

[35:21] trailers everybody yeah it'll get you pumped

[35:24] yeah so let's put that

[35:26] let's put that aside though and talk about

[35:29] let's talk about movies that we've seen recently that

[35:31] we've enjoyed like just

[35:33] you know just a recommendation like whatever the fuck

[35:35] movie that we saw recently that we might like

[35:37] i know uh... i know this might be taking me by surprise and he said earlier that uh...

[35:42] he doesn't like to see a lot of movies you know he's a family man doesn't have time

[35:46] for a lot of movies i watch a lot of partial movies when they're on

[35:49] the hbo

[35:51] home box office yes i have the show time and the stars

[35:57] i watch a lot of

[35:58] the end of movies so who's going first

[36:00] well i was just going to say let's go over to you stewart first and then we'll work our way

[36:04] around a little bit of time to think

[36:06] okay uh... i actually have two recommendations because i watched them both kind of recently

[36:11] the first is i re-watched uh... because i didn't

[36:13] remember that i'd watched it until i started watching it again and then i was

[36:17] like holy shit i watched this

[36:19] uh... was i re-watched fright night

[36:21] and that movie is fucking really good that's a great movie man it's like the

[36:25] score is awesome the performances roddy mcdowell

[36:28] yeah roddy mcdowell's awesome amanda burse is really sexy

[36:33] uh... sarandon is fucking amazing

[36:37] so sensual in that movie

[36:39] oh it's amazing

[36:41] and so that was great if you haven't seen fright night in a while you should watch it again

[36:44] because it's fucking really good

[36:46] and then the other movie i watched recently

[36:48] is a french movie called inside uh... it just came out on dvd a little bit ago

[36:53] it got a fair amount of press

[36:55] uh... it's about a pregnant woman who gets attacked by this crazy woman who

[36:59] tries to steal her baby with a pair of shears

[37:03] so what you're saying is if you are pregnant yourself

[37:06] you should watch this movie uh...

[37:08] this movie is

[37:09] fucking gory

[37:11] okay

[37:12] i'm serious

[37:13] if you want to watch a movie that's really gory

[37:17] you should watch this movie because it is fucked up

[37:19] it is gory as hell

[37:21] and i don't say it like it takes a serious movie to make me say that but it

[37:24] is gory so if you want to watch something that

[37:28] probably might make you sick

[37:29] you should totally watch this movie

[37:31] nice that's quite a recommendation

[37:33] that's what we call a conditional recommendation it's it's basically like

[37:37] if you think you like gory movies

[37:39] let's see if you got the stones for this one buster

[37:42] i like that you said buster

[37:44] yep that's my two recommendations

[37:46] well i watched a movie the other night

[37:48] called mister jealousy

[37:50] it's a noah bombach movie

[37:53] oh fuck that guy

[37:55] not ermah bombach

[37:59] he did uh... squid in the whale

[38:02] and then uh... his first movie was kicking and screaming

[38:06] which i like displayed stewart's off-mic

[38:10] that's the movie about the people deciding what to do with their lives

[38:13] yeah deciding what to do after they left

[38:15] yeah i didn't watch that movie because i'm

[38:17] i've been struggling with it for twenty that question for twenty years i didn't need to

[38:20] well let's focus on squid in the whale then

[38:23] well let's focus on squid in the whale then

[38:26] mister jealousy mister jealousy mister jealousy was the movie that he made in

[38:30] between those two movies

[38:32] and those two movies got a lot more attention than mister jealousy mister jealousy was like

[38:36] his sophomore film that got sort of middling reviews and then

[38:41] he sort of disappeared for several years until he made squid in the whale

[38:46] but it's a lot of fun like it's a very underrated movie

[38:49] i'm not going to say it's like this lost masterpiece or anything but

[38:53] stars eric stoltz

[38:55] and uh... annabella sciorra and uh...

[38:59] you know it's about

[39:00] basically what the title would suggest you know eric stoltz is just a guy

[39:04] who's extremely jealous and eric stoltz you mean mask

[39:08] yes okay i mean mask yeah please don't refer to him as a mask

[39:12] mask follows annabella sciorra's old boyfriend chris eichmann

[39:17] into uh... group therapy and pretends to be another guy just to find out

[39:22] information about the ex-boyfriend

[39:24] and it's sort of like farcical but it's pitched at sort of a character

[39:29] comedy level it's not so much plot driven

[39:32] but it's a really good movie i would recommend seeing it if you like sort of

[39:37] indie comedies

[39:38] and that's what i have to say about that and you know i like indie comedies

[39:43] so we just set you up it was like t-ball we set the ball for you now you

[39:47] gotta knock it out of the park brother

[39:49] well like dan said i don't see a lot of movies i was forced to uh...

[39:54] to watch alien vs predator 2

[39:56] i don't know if you guys have seen this movie alien vs predator 2

[39:58] i just saw it

[40:00] so you're recommending that i think that uh... when i was in uh... all you know

[40:04] i didn't see

[40:05] i was in uh... perico

[40:07] okay my homeland

[40:08] yeah i got my at my aunt and uncle have these videos from their that they're

[40:12] uh... my cousin's leave and they left uh... movies are charlie in the chocolate

[40:15] factory one

[40:17] okay which i had

[40:18] vehemently been

[40:19] you know opposed to when i watched it and

[40:21] uh... i did not enjoy it

[40:23] my thought it was uh... you know

[40:24] uh... i enjoyed it more than i thought i would like it. I think you've missed the point of this segment. You've got to recommend something to me.

[40:29] No, I'm sorry. I hate everything.

[40:31] Oh, okay.

[40:33] I didn't despise

[40:34] Jumper.

[40:36] Oh, nice. No, recommend this.

[40:39] I'd like you to justify this to our audience.

[40:41] Because we may do Jumper in a future plot house.

[40:47] I thought the Jumper is fun

[40:49] for the first forty-five minutes where it's actually entertaining, where he's actually living the life of the Jumper.

[40:54] So what you're saying is you recommend the first forty-five minutes of Jumper.

[40:58] Turn off the TV and do something in your house with your time.

[41:02] Maybe clean up the living room.

[41:05] Maybe, you know,

[41:06] Maybe write a screenplay for Jumper 2. Draw a picture about Jumper. What do you think Jumper might do next?

[41:11] With more valuable use of your time.

[41:15] I have a whole book of what Jumper might do next.

[41:20] I think you do a lot of drawings of things.

[41:24] Jumper might go to the store.

[41:26] Which store?

[41:29] He can only go places he's seen.

[41:33] So, you know, it's limited to that.

[41:36] So he's not going to go to a French store?

[41:37] Like a D'Agostino's?

[41:40] He might, if he has a hankering for a terrible experience in grocery shopping.

[41:45] No, I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Christie's.

[41:49] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[41:51] Christie's sponsors this show.

[41:54] Oh my goodness. Terribly affordable.

[41:59] Terribly delicious food.

[42:01] It's terrible that I can't eat everything

[42:04] from Christie's.

[42:05] Oh man, we had some laughs. So, Jumper good.

[42:10] First forty-five minutes good. I apologize for ruining this segment of the show.

[42:14] I would like to take a moment and say, by the way,

[42:18] if you watched The Daily Show,

[42:20] what's that, Dan?

[42:21] It's a popular television show starring Jon Stewart on Comedy Central.

[42:26] People say I look like him sometimes.

[42:28] Really? Yeah, sure. I can see that.

[42:31] I like to draw it out of people.

[42:33] Sure, if it doesn't happen naturally.

[42:37] I can see it. I squint a little bit.

[42:43] Please don't make me count the calendar days back.

[42:45] Oh, yes, yesterday.

[42:48] Our regular co-host, Elliot, had a rather large cameo on the show.

[42:54] Wow.

[42:54] And you can see that by going to the FlophousePodcast.blogspot.com.

[43:00] Thanks to the Comedy Central embeddable player of Daily Show Clips,

[43:05] we have the Daily Show Clip with Elliot up there.

[43:09] So, if you're upset for some reason, if Lou didn't satisfy you...

[43:13] And I'm sure I have not satisfied you.

[43:15] If you want a little Elliot fix, you can go and see him.

[43:19] And he does a very funny...

[43:22] He corrects Jon Stewart about Wolverine.

[43:24] Don't ruin it.

[43:25] Let them see it. Don't ruin it.

[43:27] I'm just being vague. He corrects Jon Stewart about Wolverine.

[43:29] That's all I'm saying.

[43:30] In case you didn't know what he looked like.

[43:31] Which is really funny because, like, I have to say,

[43:33] when I was watching the segment on TV,

[43:37] I taped it on my TiVo-like thing.

[43:41] Is that a VCR?

[43:43] A DVR.

[43:44] Okay. It's a TVR-like thing.

[43:47] Yeah, I taped it and I was watching it,

[43:49] and Jon Stewart makes this joke about Wolverine

[43:53] that is factually incorrect.

[43:55] Or at least factually incorrect in so much as

[43:57] anything about Wolverine can be factually incorrect

[43:59] since he's a fictional character.

[44:01] And I was thinking to myself,

[44:03] wasn't Elliot there to correct them?

[44:06] If anyone would correct the Daily Show staff

[44:09] about a matter of comics, it would be Elliot Kaelin.

[44:12] And then, lo and behold, Elliot shows up in a cameo

[44:16] to do just that.

[44:17] He corrects them, yeah.

[44:18] That's pretty good.

[44:19] That was pretty good.

[44:20] So go to the website and check that out.

[44:22] I will.

[44:23] Wait, what website was that again?

[44:25] It's theflophousepodcast.vlogspot.com.

[44:29] I'll be right over.

[44:31] And if you wanted to email us, it's similarly named...

[44:34] Wait, what's the email address?

[44:36] It's theflophousepodcastatgmail.com.

[44:40] Hey, maybe I'll drop a line

[44:41] after I watch that embedded Comedy Central footage.

[44:44] Also, we have a Facebook group.

[44:47] So if you want to search for The Flophouse on Facebook...

[44:50] Maybe right on our wall.

[44:51] I wish I could join twice, Dan.

[44:53] I've already joined.

[44:54] Really?

[44:55] What about the MySpace?

[44:56] Are we on MySpace?

[44:57] We are also on MySpace.

[44:58] I know it's not as fashionable anymore with the kids.

[45:02] MySpace is downmarket, Dan.

[45:06] We're getting old.

[45:07] Man, this was a good podcast.

[45:10] I can't believe we talked this long

[45:11] about such a fucking turd.

[45:14] Well...

[45:16] I think we should...

[45:17] It wasn't good.

[45:18] I think because we're so angry,

[45:19] we should leave our audience

[45:22] with some words of encouragement.

[45:23] Okay, what's that?

[45:24] I don't know.

[45:25] I thought maybe you would have some.

[45:27] Oh, wait.

[45:27] Why don't we come up with a list of movies

[45:28] that we might watch next time?

[45:30] That'll get people excited.

[45:31] Sure.

[45:32] Maybe like fucking Jumper.

[45:33] Or not.

[45:34] That's probably really good.

[45:35] The first 45 minutes of Jumper

[45:36] before you begin drawing.

[45:37] I thought that maybe we would wanna see

[45:39] that movie Untraceable

[45:41] about the internet that kills people.

[45:42] I wanted to see that movie.

[45:44] I'll watch it alone.

[45:46] Well, you can listen to our podcast about it.

[45:48] Yep, and then you can listen in on the guys.

[45:50] Us being the guys.

[45:51] Yeah, that sounds great, dude,

[45:52] because I'm scared of the internet.

[45:53] Sure, the internet is new and scary,

[45:56] or at least as new as anything

[45:57] that's like 20 years old can be.

[45:59] Do you think there's gonna be nudity in that movie, Dan?

[46:02] I don't know.

[46:03] I don't know if Diane Lane's in it,

[46:04] so maybe, but probably not.

[46:06] She's gotta make it in that movie.

[46:06] In another movie with un and bull in it, right?

[46:10] Untraceable, unfaithful.

[46:12] Mm.

[46:13] Mm.

[46:13] It's not really a bull.

[46:14] Don't worry about it.

[46:15] It's just an un.

[46:16] Un.

[46:17] I'm just hoping that that movie

[46:18] has parts that are traceable,

[46:19] because I will be drawing.

[46:20] That's it.

[46:21] You will be drawing what you hope to be

[46:24] and you will traceable.

[46:25] I wonder what would be traceable in this movie.

[46:27] I wonder what other adventures Diane Lane might get into.

[46:30] I'll send you pictures of me

[46:31] with a piece of paper up on the TV as I trace.

[46:34] If you Flophouse listeners have ideas

[46:37] of what Diane Lane might do on the internet,

[46:40] why don't you draw them and send them to us?

[46:42] Even better, imagine what she would do

[46:44] if she were a jumper.

[46:45] Oh, nice.

[46:46] Where would she go?

[46:47] That's mixing them together

[46:48] and then had to battle a shitload of aliens.

[46:49] What if Hayden Christensen and Diane Lane met?

[46:54] He has shed Anakin Skywalker to be a man.

[46:59] Yep.

[47:00] A jumping man.

[47:01] A jumping man that might get paralyzed

[47:03] and have an operation performed on him

[47:06] while he can still feel it all.

[47:09] I'm still awake.

[47:11] They should have called it I'm still awake, by the way.

[47:15] Well, we've come full circle with Wheels Within Wheels,

[47:18] references to old episodes,

[47:21] talk of Hayden Christensen,

[47:23] talk of jumping, talk of tracing.

[47:25] So I think it's about time to sign off.

[47:27] For The Flophouse, I'm Dan McCoy.

[47:30] I'm Stuart Wellington.

[47:31] And I'm guest host, Lou Fernandez.

[47:35] Good night.

[47:36] Bye.

[47:37] Thanks for seeing or listening to me.

[47:39] Dude, let's watch something good.

[47:41] Here, Stuart, why don't you talk now?

[47:48] I think Diablo Cody's overrated.

[47:51] I thought Juno was kind of crappy to tell you the truth.

[47:53] Can I get a turn back close

[47:53] to the fucking microphone?

[47:54] Talk to me again.

[47:55] Okay, this movie kind of sucked

[47:58] because I didn't want to watch it for very long,

[48:00] but I had to because of this stupid button.

[48:01] Okay, talk as loud as you're gonna talk.

[48:04] I can't believe I watched this movie.

[48:06] It licked my balls.

[48:07] Okay, that's fine.

The Flop House: Episode #16 - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

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