movieminute Episode #22 Jun 2, 2008 00:02:53
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Transcript

S1
[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.
[0:09] Hi. I'm famed Hollywood director Jonathan Timmy.
[0:14] I'm sure you remember my Oscar-winning film, The Silence of the Lambs,
[0:18] with its chilling final line, delivered by Hannibal, the cannibal lector.
[0:23] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[0:25] Send shivers up your spine, huh?
[0:27] What you may not know is that the last scene originally lasted much longer,
[0:32] but the complete phone call was cut down for pacing reasons.
[0:36] Now, with the 17th anniversary DVD release,
[0:39] you can finally see the entire last scene as it was originally meant to be.
[0:46] Don't bother with the trace, Clarice. I won't be on long enough.
S3
[0:50] Dr. Lecter? Where are you, Dr. Lecter?
S1
[0:53] I have no plans to call on you, Clarice.
[0:56] The world's more interesting with you, innit?
[0:58] So you take care now to extend me the same courtesy.
S2
[1:02] You know I can't make that promise.
S1
[1:04] I do so wish I could chat longer, but...
[1:08] I'm having dinner tonight with an old friend.
[1:11] Well, that would be nice, Dr. Lecter.
[1:12] What?
[1:13] No, what did I say?
[1:16] I'm having dinner tonight with an old friend?
[1:18] I meant to say...
[1:20] I'm having an old friend over for dinner.
S2
[1:23] Yes, and I said that would be nice.
[1:25] Where do you know him from, college?
S1
[1:26] No, I said it wrong.
[1:29] Hold on, I mean...
[1:30] I'm having a small dinner party this evening with a few close friends.
[1:34] Would you care to attend?
S3
[1:36] Why, yes, Dr. Lecter. That would be lovely.
[1:38] Should I bring anything?
S1
[1:39] Oh, no, Clarice.
[1:40] Your charming presence will be enough.
[1:41] Of course, if you want to bring a bottle of red wine, I wouldn't...
[1:45] No, no, that's not what I mean.
S2
[1:47] Would you like to call me back, Dr. Lecter?
S1
[1:50] No, I'm going to get this.
[1:53] Just hold on a second.
[1:55] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[1:57] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[1:59] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[2:00] Keep it together, Hannibal.
[2:03] Dinner having?
[2:04] I'm an old friend.
[2:05] Friend-den-den.
[2:06] Have-denny.
[2:07] Friends, it's one for dinner.
[2:09] What the fuck is wrong with me?
[2:11] Dr. Lecter, are you trying to say I'm having an old friend for dinner?
S2
[2:14] I think I know what I'm trying to say, Clarice.
S1
[2:17] Who's the evil genius here, you or me?
[2:20] Well...
[2:21] You or me?
S3
[2:23] You are, Dr. Lecter.
[2:25] Fine.
S1
[2:26] Now, thank you for choosing the collector's friend.
[2:29] Would you like to supersize your dinner for only 25 cents more?
[2:32] God damn it!
[2:33] Freeze!
S3
[2:34] Hands up, Hannibal!
[2:35] Oh, what now?
S1
[2:37] Remember when you said you wouldn't be on long enough for a trace?
[2:40] You're welcome.
[2:41] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:42] You're welcome.
[2:43] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:44] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:45] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:45] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:46] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:47] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:48] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:49] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:50] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
S1
[2:50] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:51] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.
[2:52] I'm not going to be on long enough for a trace.

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