movieminute Episode #22 Jun 2, 2008 00:02:53

Transcript

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.
[0:10] Hi. I'm famed Hollywood director Jonathan Timmy.
[0:13] I'm sure you remember my Oscar-winning film, The Silence of the Lambs,
[0:18] with its chilling final line, delivered by Hannibal,
[0:21] the cannibal lector, I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[0:25] Send shivers up your spine, huh?
[0:27] What you may not know is that the last scene originally lasted much longer,
[0:32] but the complete phone call was cut down for pacing reasons.
[0:35] Now, with the 17th anniversary DVD release,
[0:39] you can finally see the entire last scene as it was originally meant to be.
[0:46] Don't bother with the trace, Clarice. I won't be on long enough.
[0:50] Dr. Elector? Where are you, Dr. Elector?
[0:53] I have no plans to call on you, Clarice.
[0:56] The world's more interesting with you in it.
[0:59] You take care now to extend me the same courtesy.
[1:02] You know I can't make that promise.
[1:04] I do so wish I could chat longer, but...
[1:08] I'm having dinner tonight with an old friend.
[1:11] Well, that would be nice, Dr. Elector.
[1:13] What? No, what did I say?
[1:16] I'm having dinner tonight with an old friend?
[1:19] I meant to say...
[1:20] I'm having an old friend over for dinner.
[1:23] Yes, and I said that would be nice. Where do you know him from? College?
[1:26] No, I said it wrong.
[1:29] Hold on, I mean...
[1:30] I'm having a small dinner party this evening with a few close friends.
[1:34] Would you care to attend?
[1:36] Why, yes, Dr. Elector. That would be lovely. Should I bring anything?
[1:39] Oh, no, Clarice. Your charming presence will be enough.
[1:42] Of course, if you want to bring a bottle of red wine, I wouldn't...
[1:45] No, no! That's not what I mean.
[1:47] Would you like to call me back, Dr. Elector?
[1:50] No, I'm going to get this. Just hold on a second.
[1:55] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[1:57] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[1:59] I'm having an old friend for dinner. Keep it together, Hannibal.
[2:03] Dinner having? I'm an old friend.
[2:05] Friend, din, din. Have dinny.
[2:07] Friends, it's one for dinner.
[2:09] What the fuck is wrong with me?
[2:11] Dr. Elector, are you trying to say I'm having an old friend for dinner?
[2:14] I think I know what I'm trying to say, Clarice.
[2:18] Who's the evil genius here, you or me?
[2:20] Well...
[2:21] You or me?
[2:24] You are, Dr. Elector.
[2:25] Fine. Now, thank you for choosing the collector's friend.
[2:29] Would you like to supersize your dinner for only 25 cents more? God damn it!
[2:33] Freeze! Hands up, Hannibal!
[2:35] Oh, what now?
[2:37] Remember when you said you wouldn't be on long enough for a trace?
[2:45] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[2:47] I'm having an old friend for dinner.
[2:50] I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Description

We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic.

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