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The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain
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Dan McCoy
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And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.
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So, Elliot, you did a...
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Hold on.
Elliott Kalan
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No, that was perfect.
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Well, fuck it up. We gotta do it again.
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Stop fucking it up, Darren.
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Take two.
Dan McCoy
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So, Elliot, you did the John McCain video
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for the Daily Show's convention coverage.
Elliott Kalan
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It's called the John McCain biofilm.
Dan McCoy
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Yeah.
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That was narrated by a big Hollywood star, was it not?
Elliott Kalan
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It was.
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A transatlantic Hollywood star, Mr. Ian McShane.
Dan McCoy
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What was it like wearing with him?
Elliott Kalan
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Let me tell you.
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Well, for anyone who's not familiar with the name,
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Ian McShane is best known in England for his character Lovejoy,
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the roguish antiques dealer who solves crimes.
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But here in the United States,
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he's best known as Al Swearingen on Deadwood,
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the best character on that show,
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one of the best characters on television in the past couple years.
Dan McCoy
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He was also in the Death Race movie.
Elliott Kalan
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He's in Death Race.
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He was in Scoop.
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He was the voice of the evil polar bear in Golden Compass.
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And he's a voice in something else coming up, too.
Dan McCoy
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He was in Hot Rod, the Andy Samberg film Hot Rod.
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Yeah.
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He was?
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Yeah.
Elliott Kalan
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Oh, I didn't know.
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That's disappointing.
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Well, he's really good.
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And I regret completely that I missed the recent run of Harold Pinter's The Homecoming that he was in on Broadway.
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But I was doing this McCain biofilm, and it was all about how McCain's a tough guy and a maverick,
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and there was a lot of cowboy imagery in it.
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And I said, the guy I'd really want to work with is Ian McShane.
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So I went to our guest booker, and I said, let me know if this is realistic.
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I'd like to get Ian McShane.
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And she said, yeah, we can do that.
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And then told me that it's a common request for her to get Leonardo DiCaprio to work on pieces and things like that.
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So she said, Ian McShane is a big name, but I think he is more doable than Leonardo DiCaprio.
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So that's a little look behind the scenes at how The Daily Show works.
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We put off recording his voice track as long as possible so that we could get the script in shape.
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So it was about a month almost between when I suggested him and when we actually recorded,
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and we had to reschedule with him a couple times because it was just not ready for him.
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But he was very nice and very politely kept rescheduling.
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He recorded in Los Angeles, and I was in St. Paul, Minnesota at the time.
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So it was all over the phone, and then here's another look behind the curtain.
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The way they do this, they record it in L.A.
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Then they upload it to the Internet on an FTP site, and we download it.
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Very exciting.
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With, like, satellites and stuff?
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No, more like just the Internet.
Dan McCoy
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Fiber optics?
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Is there some sort of thing?
Elliott Kalan
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Those might be involved.
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It depends on their connection.
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Maybe there's DSL lines.
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I don't know.
Dan McCoy
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Is it radioactive in some way?
Elliott Kalan
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Nope, not at all.
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Did we get it from the Egyptians?
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Nope, they didn't know about this.
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Stargates?
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No.
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Stargates were not from the Egyptians.
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They were from the ancient alien civilization that inspired the Egyptians.
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Oh.
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I gotta watch that movie again, I guess.
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One of the things that bugs me about Stargate is you'll read descriptions where it's like,
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aliens who imitated ancient Egypt and are now, and it's like, no.
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You're supposed to get that the Egyptians imitated the aliens.
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They built the pyramids because they wanted to have things that looked like spaceships.
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Is that what it says on the Netflix sleeve?
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That's what it, I don't know what it says.
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Hey, they have a TV show based on Stargate now.
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That's really weird.
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Anyway, I'll finish this story about Ian McShane.
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It was one of the coolest experiences I've had working at The Daily Show, aside from fist-pounding
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Barack Obama when my hands had Dorito crumbs all over them and I couldn't shake his hand.
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But that's another name-dropping story unrelated to movies at all.
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He was very polite.
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He was ready to go through the script any number of times as much as he needed to.
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And he has, he's English, so he has an English accent and then he like turns on the Al Swearengin
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in American accent and it's really cool.
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And I would do an impression of it, but I can't do it justice.
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We had been working with a scratch track that I was recording, so we had my voice reading
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this stuff in my approximation of what it would sound like.
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So the first line was, he was a maverick.
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So it'd be like, he was a maverick.
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Exactly sounding like that.
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And then we would replace it with Ian McShane's voice and suddenly the whole thing would come
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alive and not sound shitty because I was completely wrong for that part.
Dan McCoy
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You're not wrong for any part.
Elliott Kalan
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Thank you for that.
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I think he's coming on to you.
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This is awkward.
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We're being recorded right now.
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Ian McShane, it was just amazing and exciting to work with him.
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Someone I'd seen on TV a lot and was a huge fan of and he was very, it was the kind
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of thing where you are involved with someone you're a fan of and you find out that they're
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very nice and are a pleasure to work with.
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And so it's exciting.
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And, you know, the only time that I was ever happy to learn that someone I was a fan of
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was not the nicest guy was when I met Kurt Vonnegut.
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And we had been told ahead of time we could go down and talk to Kurt Vonnegut and he would
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sign a book for us.
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And we go down and he sees us walk in the room and he goes, ah, do we have to?
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And it was like, oh, Kurt Vonnegut, that was perfect.
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That's exactly what I would imagine you were like, a crusty old man.
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So, but this was the exact opposite of that.
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He was really nice to work with and did it, I think, just as a favor for us.
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Very exciting.
Dan McCoy
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So that has been the first episode of name dropping with the Flophouse.
Elliott Kalan
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Next time I'll tell you the exciting story of how I went to high school with a famous movie star.
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Who was it?
Dan McCoy
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And you won't watch her topless.
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Andy Rooney?
Description
In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.
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