The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:12] You have reached the voicemail box of Jack Graham.

[0:15] Please leave a message.

[0:16] Oh, I guess this is a voicemail.

[0:21] You have 88 minutes to live.

[0:24] Tick tock dock.

[0:25] Okay, you're still not answering your phone.

[0:29] You've got 81 minutes to live now.

[0:33] If you get these messages, please turn your phone on.

[0:38] And that's it.

[0:39] I'll talk to you later.

[0:40] Hey.

[0:41] Hey.

[0:42] This is calling for Jack Graham.

[0:45] This really only works if you pick up the phone.

[0:51] I just wanted to let you know that you've got 78 minutes to live.

[0:57] I'm kind of concerned about you.

[0:59] You figure that maybe if you got these messages, you'd be worried and you'd start answering

[1:04] your phone.

[1:05] But, I don't know.

[1:06] Maybe you're on the subway or something.

[1:09] 78 minutes.

[1:10] Tick tock.

[1:11] Jack Graham.

[1:12] Jack Graham.

[1:13] Jack Graham.

[1:14] Answer your phone.

[1:15] 70 minutes to live.

[1:16] Talk to you soon.

[1:17] Jack.

[1:18] It's me again.

[1:20] I don't know why you haven't gotten back to me.

[1:21] Talk to you soon.

[1:22] Jack.

[1:23] It's me again.

[1:25] I don't know why you haven't gotten back to me about this me going to kill you thing.

[1:31] Um, 69 minutes to live.

[1:34] This really isn't how I had it planned.

[1:40] Tick tock.

[1:41] Talk to you later.

[1:42] Pick up your phone.

[1:43] Pick it up.

[1:46] Pick it up.

[1:47] Pick it up.

[1:48] Pick it up.

[1:49] Pick it up.

[1:51] 65 minutes.

[1:52] Pick it up.

[1:53] Tick tock.

[1:54] Okay, getting down to the wire here with 50 minutes to live.

[1:57] I had this whole cat and mouse thing planned out.

[2:01] I was going to keep calling you and warning you and really fucking with your head, but

[2:07] I guess you're not on board with that.

[2:11] Um, I don't know if your phone's broken or you're screening.

[2:17] I think if you're screening, you'd still listen to the messages.

[2:21] I really hope I've got the right number because I don't want to freak out some, you know,

[2:27] grandmother somewhere.

[2:28] I will talk to you soon.

[2:31] Just want to let you know, 39 minutes to live.

[2:35] You know what?

[2:36] Maybe you should just give me a call back.

[2:37] Uh, my number is 9177.

[2:40] Oh, you're good.

[2:43] You're good, Jack Graham.

[2:47] That would not be good if I gave you my phone number.

[2:49] Would it?

[2:50] I see the game you're playing.

[2:51] All right.

[2:52] All right.

[2:53] Very good.

[2:54] All right.

[2:55] Well, it's not going to work.

[2:56] So next time, why don't you just go ahead and pick up that phone?

[2:59] All right.

[3:00] All right.

[3:01] I'll talk to you later.

[3:03] Guess it wasn't a trick.

[3:04] Guess it was not a trick.

[3:06] So tick tock.

[3:10] Gotta go.

[3:12] Gotta get this thing done, man.

[3:17] You are no fun anymore.

[3:19] Let me assure you that I am serious about this killing you thing.

[3:26] Read me killing you.

[3:28] It will happen.

[3:30] 18 minutes.

[3:31] Oh, 17 minutes now.

[3:33] So if you enjoy not being killed.

[3:38] Okay.

[3:39] Five minutes to live.

[3:41] Let's just dispense with the whole tick tock thing.

[3:43] I was trying to start a catchphrase.

[3:46] The killers have catchphrases, but can't really simulate the counting down of the clock to

[3:53] someone who is not listening to the clock.

[3:56] If the clock ticks in the forest, does it make a sound?

[3:59] I don't know.

[4:00] Point is, I'm just going to head on over to your place.

[4:03] I've got the address.

[4:04] Don't worry.

[4:05] I'm just going to head on over there, and I'm just going to shoot you.

[4:09] So I will see you later.

[4:13] You probably aren't going to get this message.

[4:16] You'll probably be shot, but I don't know.

[4:19] Maybe the police will get a kick out of this.

The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

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