The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

S2

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

S1

[0:11] You have reached the voicemail box of Jack Graham.

[0:15] Please leave a message.

S2

[0:17] Oh, I guess this is a voicemail.

[0:21] You have 88 minutes to live.

[0:24] Tick-tock-tock.

[0:25] Okay, you're still not answering your phone.

[0:28] You've got 81 minutes to live now.

[0:34] If you get these messages, please turn your phone on.

[0:37] And that's it. I'll talk to you later.

[0:41] Hey, this is calling for Jack Graham.

[0:48] This really only works if you pick up the phone.

[0:51] I just wanted to let you know that you've got 78 minutes to live.

[0:57] I'm kind of concerned about you.

[0:59] You figure that maybe if you've got these messages, you'd be worried and you'd start answering your phone.

[1:05] But, I don't know.

[1:07] Maybe you're on the subway or something.

[1:09] 78 minutes.

[1:11] Tick-tock.

[1:12] Jack Graham.

[1:13] Jack Graham.

[1:14] Jack Graham.

[1:15] Answer your phone.

[1:19] 70 minutes to live.

[1:21] Talk to you soon.

[1:22] Jack, it's me again.

[1:25] I don't know why you haven't gotten back to me about this me going to kill you thing.

[1:37] This really isn't how I had it planned.

[1:39] Tick-tock.

[1:40] Talk to you later.

[1:42] Pick up your phone.

[1:44] Pick it up.

[1:46] Pick it up.

[1:47] Pick it up.

[1:48] Pick it up.

[1:49] Pick it up.

[1:50] 65 minutes.

[1:52] Pick it up.

[1:53] Tick-tock.

[1:53] Okay, getting down to the wire here with 50 minutes to live.

[1:57] I had this whole cat and mouse thing planned out.

[2:01] I was going to keep calling you and warning you and really fucking with your head, but I guess you're not on board with that.

[2:13] I don't know if your phone's broken or you're screening.

[2:18] I think if you're screening, you'd still listen to the messages.

[2:22] I really hope I've got the right number because I don't want to freak out some grandmother somewhere.

[2:30] I will talk to you soon.

[2:33] Just want to let you know, 39 minutes to live.

[2:35] You know what?

[2:36] Maybe you should just give me a call back.

[2:38] My number is 9177...

[2:41] Oh.

[2:44] You're good.

[2:45] You're good, Jack Graham.

[2:46] That would not be good if I gave you my phone number, would it?

[2:50] I see the game you're playing.

[2:51] All right.

[2:52] All right.

[2:52] Very good.

[2:53] All right.

[2:53] Well, it's not going to work.

[2:54] So next time, why don't you just go ahead and pick up that phone?

[2:59] All right?

[2:59] All right.

S1

[3:00] I'll talk to you later.

S2

[3:03] Guess it wasn't a trick.

[3:04] Guess it was not a trick.

[3:06] So...

[3:08] TikTok.

[3:09] Got to go.

[3:12] Got to get this thing done, man.

[3:15] You are no fun anymore.

[3:17] You are no fun anymore.

[3:17] Let me assure you that I am serious about this killing you thing.

[3:25] Read me killing you.

[3:27] It will happen.

[3:29] 18 minutes...

[3:30] Oh, 17 minutes now.

[3:32] So...

[3:33] So...

S2

[3:33] If you enjoy not being killed...

[3:35] Okay.

[3:38] Five minutes to live.

[3:40] Let's just dispense with the whole TikTok thing.

[3:42] I was trying to start a catchphrase.

[3:45] All the really creepy killers have catchphrases, but...

[3:48] Can't really simulate the counting down of a clock to someone who is not listening to the clock.

[3:56] If a clock ticks in the forest, it doesn't make a sound.

[3:59] I don't know.

[4:00] Point is, I'm just going to head on over to your place.

[4:03] I've got the address.

[4:04] Don't worry.

[4:04] I'm just going to head on over there.

[4:07] And I'm just going to shoot you.

[4:09] So...

[4:10] I will see you later.

[4:13] You probably aren't going to get this message.

[4:14] You'll probably be shot.

[4:17] But, um...

[4:19] I don't know.

[4:19] Maybe the police will get a kick out of this.

The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

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