The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:10] Yeah, so wait, when are we going to do a show where one of us plays a character the whole time?

[0:15] Like the Crypt Keeper?

[0:17] Yeah, like somebody's the Crypt Keeper.

[0:19] I just watched Demon Knight again. Not a great movie, but it was okay.

[0:23] It's not a great movie, but, you know.

[0:25] I liked it.

[0:26] As far as Tales from the Crypt movies go.

[0:27] There were some boobs.

[0:28] Better than Bordello of Blood.

[0:30] Because there were boobs in that, I think.

[0:32] In Bordello of Blood?

[0:33] I think there was a shockingly...

[0:35] Of course there were boobs in it.

[0:36] I don't think there's very many boobs.

[0:38] I don't remember the movies either that well, so.

[0:40] Uh, Demon Knight has a lot of Billy Zane in it.

[0:44] That's true.

[0:45] You know what I just discovered? I was looking through the On Demand Free channels.

[0:49] What's that?

[0:50] And they've got a whole one that's just horror movies.

[0:52] That's pretty awesome.

[0:53] Thefear.net?

[0:55] Yeah, I guess, well...

[0:56] I don't know.

[0:57] I watched Midnight Meat Train on that channel.

[0:59] Oh, really? I'd still have to see that.

[1:01] Yeah, me too.

[1:02] Lives up to the title, I hear.

[1:04] Fuck you.

[1:05] The thing about Demon Knight that I think really makes it better than Bordello of Blood is that

[1:11] William Sadler is a much better hero than Dennis Miller.

[1:16] I think almost anyone is a better hero than Dennis Miller.

[1:19] If I am ever put in a position where I get to make my dream movie,

[1:24] I would try and find a place for William Sadler in there.

[1:26] He's like my Jeff Fahey or Michael Biehn.

[1:30] One of my bosses at work is obsessed with Michael Biehn

[1:33] and how he should be a much bigger star than he is.

[1:35] He should. He was in two huge movies and then he just disappeared.

[1:38] He's still around.

[1:39] He was also in Abyss, dude. Abyss was great.

[1:41] Yeah.

[1:42] That was a Peter Weller film.

[1:43] And Mary Mastrantonio.

[1:45] Peter Weller?

[1:46] Yeah, or who's in that?

[1:47] Albrecht, Ed Harris.

[1:48] Ed Harris, that's one thing.

[1:49] Man, Peter Weller would have been greater.

[1:51] I don't like that movie even more.

[1:53] I think in my mind I wanted Peter Weller to play that part, so I put him in.

[1:56] Apparently James Cameron was like,

[1:58] I'm going to put you in these great movies and I'm going to make you a star.

[2:01] Oh wait, no one else is putting you in movies.

[2:04] Except for years later, Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez

[2:07] will put you in Grindhouse.

[2:09] He was good in Grindhouse.

[2:11] He was great in Grindhouse. I love Grindhouse.

[2:13] How did they make another one of those?

[2:15] They never will.

[2:16] I know.

[2:17] Because they lost tons of money.

[2:18] Because America likes balls.

[2:19] Yeah, if it was called Grindballs,

[2:22] then they would have watched it.

[2:23] Speaking of grinding, I just heard that

[2:25] we can start the party.

[2:28] Maybe we should start.

[2:29] And also, you didn't want to edit and I want to go home.

[2:32] Yeah.

The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes

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