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The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address
Transcript
Dan McCoy
[0:00]
It's the Flophouse Movie Minute!
[0:14]
Hey, wake up! Are you okay?
S2
[0:17]
Oh, I must have fallen asleep at my computer.
Dan McCoy
[0:20]
Say no more. I know what you've been doing.
[0:23]
You've been typing in the web address for the Flophouse, haven't you?
S2
[0:26]
You caught me. I feel so guilty. It's my favorite podcast, but the URL is just so long that I can't get through typing it without falling asleep in the middle.
Dan McCoy
[0:36]
But haven't you heard the news? The Flophouse now comes with fewer letters.
[0:41]
Fewer letters?
[0:42]
Yeah. Here, let me show you. Now, instead of going to theflophousepodcast.blogspot...
[0:50]
Stop! You're putting me to sleep.
[0:52]
Okay. Well, now, instead of the old address, you can just type in www.flophousepodcast.com.
[1:03]
It's that easy?
[1:04]
It's that easy. And what value? That's a letter savings of more than 30%.
[1:10]
And I need to save all the letters I can in this economy.
[1:13]
And it's not just letters. Each letter untyped represents time. Precious seconds, you could be doing something else. Reading the great Russian masters. Staring into space. Or masturbating.
S2
[1:25]
Well, I do love to masturbate. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
Dan McCoy
[1:32]
Ha ha ha ha ha. Who doesn't? So the next time you're reaching the pinnacle of physical pleasure, scream out,
[1:38]
Thanks, Flophouse! Thanks for getting yourself a slightly shorter URL.
[1:43]
That's www.flophousepodcast.com. Because after two years, it was about time we got our act together.
[1:50]
Bye.
Description
A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.
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