The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address

[0:00] It's the Flophouse Movie Minute!

[0:07] Snoring

[0:14] Hey, wake up! Are you okay?

[0:17] Oh, I must have fallen asleep at my computer.

[0:20] Say no more. I know what you've been doing.

[0:23] You've been typing in the web address for the Flophouse, haven't you?

[0:27] You caught me. I feel so guilty. It's my favorite podcast,

[0:31] but the URL is just so long that I can't get through typing it without falling asleep in the middle.

[0:37] But haven't you heard the news? The Flophouse now comes with fewer letters.

[0:41] Fewer letters?

[0:42] Yeah. Here, let me show you.

[0:45] Now, instead of going to theflophousepodcast.blogspot...

[0:50] Stop! You're putting me to sleep.

[0:52] Okay. Well, now instead of the old address, you can just type in www.flophousepodcast.com.

[1:03] It's that easy?

[1:04] It's that easy. And what value? That's a letter savings of more than 30%.

[1:10] And I need to save all the letters I can in this economy.

[1:13] And it's not just letters. Each letter untyped represents time.

[1:18] Precious seconds, you could be doing something else.

[1:21] Reading the great Russian masters, staring into space, or masturbating.

[1:26] Well, I do love to masturbate. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[1:31] Ha ha ha ha ha. Who doesn't?

[1:34] So the next time you're reaching the pinnacle of physical pleasure,

[1:37] scream out, Thanks, Flophouse!

[1:40] Thanks for getting yourself a slightly shorter URL.

[1:43] That's www.flophousepodcast.com.

[1:47] Because after two years, it was about time we got our act together.

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