The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live

[0:00] The next three guys I have coming on, they have a podcast.

S1

[0:07] It's really funny.

[0:18] Wow.

Dan McCoy

[0:20] They had our theme music and everything.

[0:22] Yeah.

S1

[0:22] We just don't sue us.

[0:27] So.

[0:29] Do you guys want to go through your names and everything together?

[0:35] Let's start with the fine gentleman at the end.

[0:38] Not Mitch.

[0:38] Wow.

[0:39] Fine gentleman.

[0:40] I'm Dan McCoy.

[0:42] I'm Stuart Willinkum.

[0:43] My name is Elliot Kalin.

[0:45] And these are the Flophouse, ladies and gentlemen.

[0:50] One of the long-time staples of the show is that we do talk about notoriously bad movies

[0:56] and a lot of the current crap that's coming out of Hollywood now

[0:59] is really infuriating.

[1:01] So I always feel like it's a good time to poke holes in it.

[1:04] And I think one of the things, and you guys believe too,

[1:06] is that the horror movie genre has been going down the tubes.

[1:10] Yes.

[1:11] I think one of the things I don't, I'm not a really big fan of it.

[1:14] Oh, by the way, like a candy bar that may contain nuts,

[1:18] this may contain spoilers.

Dan McCoy

[1:22] So if you're allergic to spoilers, I guess, avoid this part of the show.

[1:26] This was produced in a factory that may have also produced spoilers.

Elliott Kalan

[1:31] What's the accepted amount of inside parts or rat feces in these questions?

S1

[1:37] So my question...

[1:39] I noticed you didn't answer that.

Dan McCoy

[1:42] I'm suddenly terrified due to the underscoring that's going on.

S1

[1:47] I couldn't quite comprehend because my mind is so small, what you just said.

[1:53] Oh, that's okay.

[1:54] Okay.

[1:55] So my initial question is the Saw movies that are coming out.

[2:00] I was wondering how many movies is it going to take for Saw to follow the Jason trend

[2:05] that it will be in space?

Elliott Kalan

[2:08] Wow.

[2:08] Saw in space.

[2:10] Yeah, sure.

[2:11] I think you've just sold a million dollars.

[2:15] There's some way to include a carnival and high school musicals.

Dan McCoy

[2:21] Well, Saw has to go to the hood before he can go to space.

[2:24] Yeah.

[2:25] It's like the chain horse.

[2:26] Yeah.

[2:28] First you go to the hood, then you go somewhere else, then you go back to the hood.

S1

[2:32] Then you go to Vegas.

Elliott Kalan

[2:33] None of them go to the Old West, which is what I want to see.

[2:35] Saw in the Old West would be interesting, though, because he's going to have to construct

[2:39] all his traps out of things that were available at the time.

[2:42] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[2:44] It would be much like the traditional Rube Goldberg track.

[2:47] Right, right.

S1

[2:48] There's a candle that goes through a string and the canary dies or something.

Dan McCoy

[2:52] Yeah, life's hard enough back then as it is.

[2:55] I mean, you don't really need a trap.

[2:58] Yeah.

[2:58] If the Oregon Trail has taught us nothing else, people are going to die whether or not Saw's

[3:04] going.

[3:04] And also that it's fun to shoot more bison than you can carry.

S1

[3:10] I don't like the Saw movie because I feel like you lost the face of a killer kind of thing.

[3:15] Because in Jason and Freddy, you had an identifying person who was murdering you.

[3:20] Yeah, it's very easy to identify with Jason.

[3:22] A man who has no personality, does not talk, and no face.

[3:27] But Saw just seems to be about just how elaborate they are going to kill you versus...

Dan McCoy

[3:32] Well, you've got to imagine Saw spent a lot of time with his paper mache making that mask.

[3:37] You know, I think that humanizes him.

[3:39] He's like a fifth grader.

Elliott Kalan

[3:40] I would say what you're getting at is Saw is the thinking man's movie, and say Friday the

[3:45] 13th, Nightmare on Elstrader are the feeling man's movies.

[3:47] Yes.

[3:48] Because there's someone you can identify with.

[3:50] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[3:50] Wait, isn't it that little puppet that's killing everybody in those tall movies?

[3:53] What's going on?

Elliott Kalan

[3:54] I don't understand.

[3:55] I think you're thinking of The Game with Michael Douglas.

[4:00] Oh my god, that's what happened?

S1

[4:02] Well, as far as you know, yes.

[4:04] You can only really see The Game once, by the way.

[4:08] I don't know.

[4:08] Has anyone ever seen The Game?

[4:09] Maybe your tape is broken.

Dan McCoy

[4:15] No, I think it will prove you wrong.

[4:17] We have the DVD of The Game in our pocket.

[4:20] We will prove it after the show.

S1

[4:23] What are some of your favorite horror movies that you really like?

[4:29] The ones that you think are the best?

[4:31] I mean, aside from, I have to say, The Shining is kind of the stand-by horror movie to say

[4:36] is the best.

Dan McCoy

[4:37] Well, I'm a big fan of the horror comedy, which is why I'm sort of glad that Zombieland

[4:42] has actually been successful this last weekend, because historically, the horror comedy, America

[4:48] is like, what the fuck's this?

[4:49] I don't like to laugh while I'm getting scared, but I love An American Wild from London.

S1

[4:53] I, I, I, yeah, that's a pretty great one, yeah.

[4:56] It's got a lot of great comedic elements to it, and, uh, it's got a great, yeah.

[5:00] It delivers everything the title promises.

[5:02] Yeah.

[5:05] For that alone.

[5:06] That transformation scene is goddamn freaky as hell.

[5:12] He asked us what our favorite movie is.

[5:14] I wish, uh, did you know about the movie, uh, Unborn?

[5:21] Oh yeah, we just watched that.

[5:22] Yeah, that's the most recent, uh, podcast.

Elliott Kalan

[5:24] Uh, oh, you did?

[5:25] Okay.

S1

[5:25] Uh, Unborn, uh, yeah, I wish, the movie doesn't play up any Jewish, like, characteristics in any

[5:32] of the characters.

[5:33] I think that would have...

[5:34] Well, the, the only Jewish character in it is played by Gary Oldman.

Dan McCoy

[5:37] I think that there was a, uh, movie executive who was like, I don't play the, uh, I hear

[5:41] J-whore is really big right now.

[5:43] And they misunderstood it.

[5:45] You know, they were on J-dates.

[5:46] They thought it was like Jewish horror.

[5:47] Same thing.

[5:47] Yeah, Jewish horror.

[5:48] Oh my.

[5:49] Uh, I think, Stuart, I feel like you're getting shortchanged.

S1

[5:52] Like, even though there are potentially two microphones on you at any time.

[5:56] I don't even know what's going on.

[5:57] Uh, I would have thought Larry David would have been a better rabbi in the movie, but

[6:02] I think that would have been more...

[6:04] They had many more problems with the movie than who do to play the rabbi.

Dan McCoy

[6:09] Yeah, I think that the fact that Gary Oldman agreed to be in the movie was not the problem

[6:12] with the movie.

S1

[6:14] Um, uh, my, one of my fantasies is to see Donald Trump.

[6:18] Did Iceman do a horror movie?

[6:20] Uh, I think that was...

[6:22] I think it's happened.

[6:23] I mean, it wasn't called a horror movie.

[6:25] The adventures of Ford Fairley.

Elliott Kalan

[6:27] We're all familiar with that.

[6:28] Um, Stuart?

[6:30] I'm familiar with that.

[6:32] Well, he should make a movie called Diceman.

[6:34] And it's like Candyman, but he kills people with games of chance.

[6:39] Does Candyman kill people with candy?

[6:41] I have to.

[6:42] Not in the movie, but in his spare time, I have to assume.

[6:44] Like, how did he get the name otherwise?

[6:46] Yeah.

[6:47] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[6:48] Um...

[6:49] He's just a fan of the game Candyland.

[6:51] That's what he does.

[6:52] Then they would call him Candyland Man.

[6:56] That's a fair point.

S1

[6:58] You have me.

[7:00] Uh, Stuart, do you have a recommendation for your all-time favorite horror movie?

[7:04] Um, uh...

[7:05] It's like giving me to a tiny press conference.

Dan McCoy

[7:11] I was planning on recommending the Saw movies.

[7:14] I just don't know what to say anymore.

[7:17] So, I guess it's Ellie's favorite.

S1

[7:18] I like the...

[7:18] I think the first three are the best.

[7:20] But the last ones I've seen, they kind of repeat just, like, flashback information.

[7:24] I actually don't like those movies.

[7:25] They're not very good.

Dan McCoy

[7:26] Uh, I don't know.

[7:28] Um, I...

[7:30] A movie I'd like to recommend is a movie called Killing Spree, starring a guy named Asbestos

[7:34] Felt.

[7:35] Uh, who gets mad because he thinks his wife's cheating on him.

[7:38] And kills a bunch of people.

[7:39] And then they come back from the dead and kill him.

S1

[7:42] Nice!

[7:43] Good movie.

[7:43] What is it?

[7:44] It's called, uh...

Dan McCoy

[7:44] Killing Spree, starring Asbestos Felt.

[7:47] Now, I have to assume that's his given name.

[7:50] Asbestos Felt.

[7:51] His Christian name, yes.

Elliott Kalan

[7:53] Uh, uh, Ellie, did any...

[7:55] Uh, I have a, uh, soft spot in my heart for, uh, uh, recent...

[8:00] I mean, I'm not talking about, like, 30s horror movies or anything like that.

[8:03] Uh, yeah, sure.

[8:04] Well, we don't listen up.

[8:05] Let's talk, say things that people are gonna actually go see.

[8:08] Maybe.

[8:09] Uh, uh, soft spot in my heart.

[8:10] Wow, wow.

[8:11] Wade Andres, my door.

S1

[8:14] Uh...

[8:14] These rubes.

Elliott Kalan

[8:16] Ouch.

[8:16] No, I'm sorry.

[8:17] Well...

[8:17] I love you guys.

[8:19] Uh...

[8:20] But, uh, John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness.

[8:23] I've always had a soft spot for it.

[8:24] It's not a perfect movie.

[8:26] But, uh...

[8:27] He has nails in it.

[8:28] But, yes, Sam Neill is in it.

[8:29] Sam Neill's really good.

[8:30] Yeah.

[8:30] Jürgen Prochnow's in it, right?

[8:32] Yes, Jürgen Prochnow is also in it.

[8:34] Okay, keep talking.

Dan McCoy

[8:35] Stuart just likes, uh, movies with people with strange names.

[8:38] Jürgen Prochnow.

[8:40] He just enjoys saying it.

Elliott Kalan

[8:42] Uh, but that one is, uh, it's a thinker.

[8:45] Yeah.

[8:45] But there's also, you know, scare effects and monsters and things.

[8:48] Nice.

[8:48] It's basically the story H.P. Lovecraft should have written for the screen.

[8:53] But he didn't, because he died long before he had that chance.

S1

[8:57] Great.

[8:57] Uh, well, I'm sorry we have to move on, guys.

[8:59] Um, but, uh, ladies and gentlemen of Blophouse!

[9:02] Woo!

[9:03] Woo!

[9:04] Uh...

[9:04] Should we...

[9:07] Uh, you can...

[9:08] Would you guys want to stick around on stage, though, while the Blophouse sisters, uh,

[9:13] perform?

[9:13] Sure.

[9:13] Blophouse sisters?

[9:14] Uh, great.

[9:16] This is a very comfortable couch.

[9:17] Yeah, thank you.

[9:18] I'm glad that you're, uh, we have a big family here tonight.

The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live

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