movieminute Episode #84 Nov 17, 2009 00:02:40
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[0:00] It's the Flophouse Movie Minute!
[0:10] When a hot-headed composition teacher teams up with a renegade FBI agent who breaks all the rules of grammar,
[0:19] sparks were bound to fly.
[0:22] But they have to work together if they want to stop a serial killer
[0:25] whose crime scene messages reveal an inability to understand the difference
[0:30] between the possessive form of it and the contraction it is.
[0:35] This winter, death comes both with and without an apostrophe in.
[0:40] It's complicated.
[0:45] Betty Carlin was the world's most sought-after supermodel,
[0:49] but the relentless standards of the fashion industry destroyed her body image,
[0:53] sending her into a spiral she couldn't control.
[0:57] This winter, experience her harrowing true tale of her struggle with anorexia in...
[1:03] The Lovely Boat.
[1:10] All the Hindu god Vishnu wanted was a little vacation.
[1:14] Maybe spend the summer swimming as a fish,
[1:16] hunting the woods as a boar,
[1:18] or prowling the plains as a lion.
[1:21] Instead, he finds himself stuck in a turtle,
[1:24] the slowest of his many forms,
[1:26] with only 24 hours to make it back to India before Shiva takes the throne.
[1:31] And his only friend is a reincarnated talking cockroach.
[1:36] This holiday season,
[1:38] introduce your kids to the ancient tradition of
[1:40] Vaishnavaism the fun way,
[1:43] with...
[1:43] Avatar.
[1:44] Avatar.
[1:49] She was the youngest child of King Henry VII.
[1:52] He was known as the father of his people.
[1:54] This Christmas,
[1:56] Fox Searchlight Pictures invite you to revel in one of the most unlikely romances in history,
[2:01] between England's Mary Tudor and King Louis XII of France in...
[2:05] The Princess and the Frog.
[2:11] Every day in New York City,
[2:14] millions of pounds of expired hogsnauts,
[2:17] hooves,
[2:17] and other scrap meat are sold,
[2:19] in sausage form,
[2:21] to unsuspecting tourists and residents just in search of a quick bite.
[2:26] But what are these street vendors of death really doing to us?
[2:30] Find out in this year's most shocking documentary,
[2:33] Old Dogs.
[2:34] Old Dogs.

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