Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Dan McCoy

[0:00] Hey, it's Dan here. A word of warning, the episode you are about to listen to is not a regular episode.

[0:08] We got together to record a regular episode, and we discovered that for some reason our equipment had started picking up radio signals.

[0:20] So you will hear hip-hop being played beneath the episode as recorded.

[0:27] I have ordered new equipment that hopefully will fix this problem.

[0:34] But in the meantime, I had taken a poll on the website of listeners, and they said,

[0:40] Yeah, sure. Give us this episode as a special bloopers edition.

[0:46] They would rather have that than having to wait the several weeks until we're all back from vacation to give a real episode.

[0:55] So enjoy, but if you're a new listener, realize that this is not a normal episode.

[1:00] Please go back and listen to an actual episode.

[1:03] For everyone else, don't say we didn't warn you.

Stuart Wellington

[1:19] I like magic. He's got a moment.

[1:21] He's not magic. He's a mutant. He's not magic.

[1:24] By the way, yeah, I'm really excited about this new Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 line.

[1:30] That's with Nova.

[1:31] Yeah.

[1:31] This Rocky Raccoon.

[1:32] Ghost Rider.

Elliott Kalan

[1:32] Yep.

[1:33] Rocky Raccoon.

[1:34] Rocky Raccoon.

[1:35] Rocket Raccoon.

[1:36] Rocky Raccoon is a different raccoon.

[1:39] Rocky Crocodile in the World of Tomorrow.

[1:40] Rocky Crocodile in the World of Tomorrow is a project I'm working on, as you know.

[1:44] That he was reminded he was working on recently.

[1:46] Because I forgot about it.

Stuart Wellington

[1:48] Yeah, make sure my levels are good.

[1:50] Yeah, mine too.

[1:51] Check.

[1:52] Your levels always seem to be pretty much the same.

[1:54] I'm the one who's like, way too loud.

[1:57] Not very loud.

Dan McCoy

[1:58] Yeah, because as I've said before, you constantly change the amount of distance you have from the microphone.

[2:03] I rock back and forth like some kind of crazy retard.

[2:08] Whoa, whoa.

[2:09] Don't put that in.

Elliott Kalan

[2:12] Check.

[2:14] Now it's fine.

[2:15] And we're going out live, aren't we, tonight?

[2:16] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[2:17] Okay, so we got a call.

[2:19] The Payland family.

Elliott Kalan

[2:21] The Retards Foundation.

[2:23] Crazy retards from America.

[2:25] I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

Dan McCoy

[2:29] And let's start.

Elliott Kalan

[2:30] Retards Foundation.

Dan McCoy

[2:31] In three, two, one.

[2:39] Hey everyone, and welcome to the Flophouse.

[2:41] I'm Dan McCoy.

Elliott Kalan

[2:43] Hey guys, I'm Stuart Wellington.

[2:44] And hey fellows, I'm Elliot Kalin.

[2:48] Elliot Kalin.

Dan McCoy

[2:49] Spicing it up a little.

[2:50] Gotta change things.

[2:52] The old change-em-ups.

[2:53] The old switcheroos.

[2:54] Like your Jason Bateman's and your Ryan Reynolds's.

Elliott Kalan

[2:56] Yep, we all peed in a magic fountain tonight, and now babies look like ladies.

[3:00] Peed on a...

[3:02] Just like in the poster.

[3:04] You're holding up a baby.

[3:06] Oh, no, it's a lady.

[3:07] And now it's a baby again.

Stuart Wellington

[3:08] Similar face, though.

Elliott Kalan

[3:10] Very confusing erection.

[3:11] Or, wait.

[3:12] Not nothing to do with that.

[3:12] The look on Ryan Reynolds' face in the poster, he's like, as if the ladies literally dropped

[3:17] out of the sky into his arms.

Stuart Wellington

[3:20] Or they just told a really good joke.

[3:23] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[3:24] Like a knock-knock joke or something.

[3:27] Yeah.

[3:27] Some joke about their panties, perhaps.

[3:29] About why their panties look like diapers.

[3:33] Man.

[3:34] It's a...

[3:35] Magic statues, peeing, all that kind of shit.

[3:38] Is it a magic statue?

[3:39] I thought they peed on a magic statue.

[3:41] I thought they peed on a magic fountain.

[3:42] Oh.

[3:43] We'll have to watch the movie.

[3:44] Three coins in a magic fountain.

[3:46] Three peas in a...

[3:47] Which one will you pee on first?

[3:51] Man, we had a...

[3:52] We had a...

[3:53] So what do we do here, Dan?

[3:55] We had a painful time getting to the Flophouse.

[3:58] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[3:58] I hope everyone listening to the Flophouse tonight really appreciates it.

[4:01] And I hope we do a good show.

[4:02] Yeah.

[4:03] Elliot and I were stuck on a train together.

[4:05] I would call it the Hell Train.

[4:07] The Hell Train to Dumbtown.

[4:08] That sounds pretty exciting, yeah.

Dan McCoy

[4:10] I mean, it's only slightly better than a midnight meat train.

[4:13] We did not get slaughtered.

[4:15] But we also didn't get to eat any meat.

[4:16] Yeah.

[4:17] And there wasn't any CGI gore effects.

[4:20] No.

[4:21] I mean, it usually takes a good...

[4:22] Like 45 minutes, say, to get from work to home.

[4:27] And today...

[4:27] In this modern day and age.

[4:28] A full two hours.

[4:30] A lot of stopping.

[4:32] A lot of not going anywhere.

[4:34] A lot of walking in the humidity.

[4:36] And in the meantime, Stuart, poor Stuart Wellington, was sitting outside my apartment on the stoop

[4:41] like a stray cat.

[4:42] Like a baby in a basket.

Stuart Wellington

[4:43] Just hanging out, jagging it.

[4:46] Whoa, really?

[4:46] On the street?

[4:47] So, what I'd like to point out to our listeners at home, who might be following Dan's career,

[4:53] is that he got the job that he's been trying to get, and now is complaining kind of about

[4:57] having to come home from it.

Dan McCoy

[4:58] I know, I don't...

Stuart Wellington

[4:59] We're complaining about the faulty collapse of the...

[5:01] I took the same train for my old...

Elliott Kalan

[5:03] About the collapse of the Metropolitan Transit Authority.

[5:06] Yeah.

[5:06] Who controls the New York subways and is doing a terrible job.

[5:09] While there's people who are stuck at home...

[5:10] We're moving into a wine cast.

Stuart Wellington

[5:11] There's people that are stuck at home...

Elliott Kalan

[5:12] You mean like you stuck at home playing video games all day?

Stuart Wellington

[5:15] Yeah, well that was...

[5:16] I'm...

[5:17] You know, I work four days a week, Elliot.

[5:18] I gotta prep...

[5:19] I gotta...

[5:20] I gotta center myself for that by playing Mortal Kombat.

[5:22] That's true.

[5:23] By being Freddy Krueger in Mortal Kombat.

Elliott Kalan

[5:24] Yeah, of course.

[5:25] I will say, it's too bad this is not a mass transit podcast.

[5:29] It's called The Train House.

[5:31] Because we could talk about a lot.

Dan McCoy

[5:33] And some choice words for someone.

[5:37] Like booger.

[5:38] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[5:39] And a portmanteau.

Stuart Wellington

[5:41] Choice words.

[5:42] So, we watch movies here, right?

[5:45] Yeah, that's the thing.

[5:46] Is that what we do?

[5:47] That's part of our mission statement.

[5:47] I thought we complained about getting home from work.

Elliott Kalan

[5:50] Okay.

Dan McCoy

[5:51] We watched a film tonight.

[5:53] Barely.

[5:54] Yeah.

[5:54] You know what?

Elliott Kalan

[5:54] I'm gonna go on record as saying we watched what was barely a film tonight.

[5:58] Oh, I thought we barely watched it.

Dan McCoy

[5:59] Well, at five times.

[6:00] Are true.

[6:01] I mean, we chose a very short movie because of the aforementioned delay.

[6:05] We watched Beastly, which came in at a trim one minute and twenty...

[6:11] Wait, one minute.

[6:12] One minute, yeah.

[6:13] Wow, this was a short movie.

[6:15] One hour and twenty-six minutes.

Elliott Kalan

[6:16] Yeah, eighty-six minutes.

[6:17] Less than an hour and a half.

[6:19] Felt like it was five hours long.

[6:22] It was like Hell Train Part II.

[6:24] The movie.

[6:25] Hell Train, the movie.

[6:26] The Hellening.

[6:28] Helen Keller.

[6:30] Sure.

Dan McCoy

[6:31] I think it would be fair to say that this movie was a tale as old as time.

[6:35] Yeah, it was a song as old as rhyme.

[6:38] Possibly.

[6:39] It was about a beauty and a beast.

[6:42] Not in that order.

[6:43] And how they came to fall in love.

[6:46] Yeah.

[6:46] I mean, it's the same old shit, right?

[6:48] Well, it's the story of beauty...

[6:50] Same old song and dance, my friend.

Elliott Kalan

[6:52] The story of Beauty and the Beast told from the Beast's point of view.

[6:55] And also, and set in modern day New York.

[6:58] And also, he's not that beastly.

[7:00] And it's dumb.

[7:01] Yep.

[7:03] Came out.

[7:03] Closed.

[7:03] We open on a modern day high school, which also resembles, as Stuart mentioned, the cloning facility from Star Wars Episode II, Return of the Clone Attack.

Dan McCoy

[7:14] So there are a lot of...

[7:15] Of the menace.

[7:16] There are a lot of Jango Fetts running around, or...

[7:18] Shit loads of Jango Fetts.

Elliott Kalan

[7:20] Yeah, the whole football team is Jango Fetts.

[7:24] But...

[7:24] Oh, they'd be really good.

[7:25] Good team.

[7:26] Alex Pettyfer, a flophouse returnee from the hit film I Am Number Four.

[7:31] Sure.

[7:31] And maybe the least charismatic young man in movies today, is running for...

[7:37] Is it...

[7:37] Wasn't really...

[7:38] He's like president of the...

[7:39] Of the Green Committee?

Dan McCoy

[7:40] Yeah, some sort of environmental panel of the school.

[7:45] And his speech...

Elliott Kalan

[7:46] It opens with his candidate speech, which is, I'm handsome, ugly people suck, and I'm rich.

[7:52] Vote for me.

[7:52] I don't even care about this shit.

[7:54] Vote for me.

[7:55] So he wins.

[7:55] Thunderous applause.

[7:56] Thunderous applause.

[7:58] And also one of the Olsen twins.

[8:00] Mm-hmm.

[8:00] Which one?

Dan McCoy

[8:02] I can narrow it down to two.

[8:03] The one who still acts.

[8:05] Okay.

[8:05] I feel like there's one who has had some minor success.

[8:08] Robert Duvall Olsen.

[8:10] Yeah.

[8:11] The older brother, Robert Duvall Olsen.

[8:14] He looks good.

[8:15] Yeah.

[8:16] For a middle-aged man Olsen.

[8:19] Very fetching.

[8:20] So she's like a witch.

[8:24] She's a teen witch.

[8:25] Like a hag.

Elliott Kalan

[8:27] And she is the...

[8:27] Because in the high school world that they kind of sketch in, they don't spend a lot of

[8:31] time setting it up, the popular handsome kids are the automatic rivals of the teen witches.

[8:37] And also Vanessica Hudgens.

[8:40] Vanessa Hudgens.

Dan McCoy

[8:41] Vanessa Hudgens.

[8:42] Known to everyone as the nude on the internet girl from High School Musical.

[8:47] And known to us as...

[8:48] Known to everyone?

[8:49] Yeah.

[8:50] Like even the Dalai Lama?

[8:51] Yeah.

[8:52] Like even Vladimir Putin.

[8:53] You would be surprised.

[8:55] Like the news that someone from High School Musical was naked on the internet.

[9:00] Poojintow.

[9:01] Spam blue globe.

[9:03] It was like one of those montages where, you know, like...

[9:06] There's a lot of newspapers.

[9:07] Yeah.

[9:07] Newspapers.

[9:07] And then it goes to, for some reason, the telegraph is still being used.

[9:12] People like Inuit are hearing about this.

[9:15] But anyway, we know her at the Flophouse for her role as the boring one in Sucker Punch.

[9:22] Which one was the boring one?

[9:22] As opposed to all the exciting ones.

[9:24] Yeah.

[9:25] In the dull movie...

[9:27] The Smucker's Bunch.

[9:28] The Smucker's Bunch.

[9:29] About cosplay chicks.

Elliott Kalan

[9:30] I wonder if it had only been called The Smucker's Bunch and been like a Disney movie with Don Knotts

[9:35] about kids who like steal jam.

[9:38] They're like jam themed criminals.

Stuart Wellington

[9:39] I mean, you wouldn't have to change the movie that much, right?

Dan McCoy

[9:42] Sucker Punch?

[9:42] You'd have to add the jam in.

[9:43] Okay.

[9:44] Less pie and belly button.

Stuart Wellington

[9:48] Okay, we can do that.

[9:49] What about the...

[9:50] More full frontal.

[9:52] We can do that?

[9:52] What technology can we do that with?

[9:56] We have the technology.

[9:57] Yeah, we can do that.

[9:58] We can do that with our imaginations, guys.

[10:01] Alright, the movie in our mind.

Elliott Kalan

[10:04] Okay.

[10:04] Like a book on tape.

[10:06] Yes.

[10:07] Like the book on tape you read to yourself.

[10:10] So, anyway, Beastly.

[10:12] Beastly.

[10:13] So, he wins president of this committee.

[10:16] And he has a prank on the witch where he says, you know what?

[10:22] Would you come to this dance with me?

[10:24] And then she shows up and he goes, you really think I'd dance with you or sleep with you?

[10:28] And she puts a curse on him.

Dan McCoy

[10:29] Yeah, he thought he was pulling a carry on her.

[10:32] But she was actually just giving him...

[10:33] But she was pulling a harry on him.

Stuart Wellington

[10:36] And this all takes place in like the first five minutes of the movie.

Elliott Kalan

[10:39] Yeah, it's a really fast moving movie for a while.

[10:41] So, he turns, you guessed it, beastly.

[10:46] But how does it manifest itself?

[10:48] Does he have claws, fur, fangs, a werewolf type creature, an ape type creature, a dog type creature?

[10:54] What does he turn into?

[10:56] Well, I mean, he gets a bunch of tattoos.

Stuart Wellington

[11:00] Yeah, okay, and?

[11:01] Some scars with metal inside of him.

[11:03] Okay, and like what, he looks like a monster, right?

Dan McCoy

[11:06] Nah, he's kind of bald.

[11:09] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[11:09] But like, he's so hideous he can't show his face.

[11:11] He's like...

Dan McCoy

[11:11] He kind of looks cool.

[11:12] He kind of looks like a cool guy.

[11:14] Like a tough guy.

Elliott Kalan

[11:15] Yeah.

[11:16] But he's like a monster.

[11:17] Like, people would scream if they saw him.

Dan McCoy

[11:18] I mean, like, I think that, like, a goth girl would find him really hot.

Stuart Wellington

[11:21] I mean, they'd scream if they saw his abs.

[11:23] I mean, that dude's cut up.

[11:25] He is chiseled.

[11:28] Yeah.

[11:28] And those tattoos only just bring it out, you know?

[11:31] Yeah, they just...

[11:31] You can't take your eyes away from the body.

Dan McCoy

[11:32] Well, he's got magical animated tattoos, which makes him even cooler.

[11:36] That's right.

[11:36] Exactly.

Elliott Kalan

[11:37] He's got a tattoo of a tree on his arm.

[11:39] And when the tree is in bloom, because the tree follows the seasons, when tender love is important.

Stuart Wellington

[11:45] He can't understand there's no calendars in this world.

Elliott Kalan

[11:47] Yeah, yeah.

[11:47] He lives in an alternate world with no calendars.

[11:50] Right.

[11:50] Yes.

[11:50] So the only way...

[11:51] He tells time to be a tattoo.

[11:52] The only way he knows a year has passed is because his tattoo changes.

[11:55] And so he is all tattooed and scarred up, but he still looks presentable.

[12:00] He doesn't look like a fashion model anymore, except in, like, you know, some magazines.

[12:06] You know, like, bizarre or something.

[12:07] So his father...

[12:09] Not buzz-ar.

[12:11] Right.

[12:11] Harper's Bizarre?

[12:12] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[12:12] Not Harper's Bizarre, but bizarre.

Elliott Kalan

[12:14] Yeah.

[12:15] He...

[12:16] His father, who is Peter Krause from Six Feet Under...

[12:18] That's how you pronounce his name?

[12:20] Yeah.

[12:20] That's how I pronounce it.

[12:21] No, that's...

[12:21] Krause.

[12:22] It's not Krause?

Dan McCoy

[12:23] I don't think so.

[12:24] It's Krause.

[12:24] It's an E at the end.

[12:26] Yeah, okay, fine.

[12:26] It's not a silent E.

[12:27] I mean, like, there are words with an E at the end that you don't...

Elliott Kalan

[12:30] Name one.

Dan McCoy

[12:31] I dare you.

[12:32] So the...

[12:33] Can't do it.

[12:34] So wait.

Stuart Wellington

[12:34] So the boring guy from that boring show, Six Feet Under, is in this board.

[12:38] Yeah.

[12:39] Mr. Sports Night.

[12:40] Yeah.

[12:40] Peter Krause.

Elliott Kalan

[12:41] Oh, Herman J. Sports Night?

[12:43] The guy that named the show after?

[12:45] I didn't know he was in this.

[12:45] The guy who founded Sports Night.

[12:47] So, Nate from Six Feet Under is the dad of this guy.

[12:54] And he's a famous reporter in New York.

[12:57] What does he do when his son shows up covered in tattoos and kind of scaried up a little bit?

[13:02] Does he, A, say, hey, I still love you.

[13:05] You're my son.

[13:05] Does he, B, tell him, of course you still have to go to school even though you look kind of stupid?

[13:10] Where does he, C, buy a house in Brooklyn and force his son to stay there and never leave?

Dan McCoy

[13:15] I feel like this quiz is unfair since Stuart and I both watched the movie.

[13:19] I don't know.

[13:19] Stuart sometimes.

[13:20] It was A, right?

[13:21] All right.

[13:21] Fair enough.

[13:22] It was, okay.

[13:23] Wait, what?

[13:24] I don't know.

[13:24] Wait, wait, wait.

Stuart Wellington

[13:26] D?

Dan McCoy

[13:27] You did something else, right?

[13:28] I did not give you a D.

[13:30] Choice letter C.

Elliott Kalan

[13:31] Yes, they buy a house in Brooklyn and he just lives there.

[13:34] Hides him away.

[13:35] With their black Jamaican maid slash personal assistant.

Stuart Wellington

[13:38] As opposed to the white Jamaican maid?

[13:41] They were white Jamaican.

[13:41] I'm sure they were white.

[13:42] Yeah.

[13:43] I mean, sure.

[13:43] You know, like hippies.

[13:44] I'm just trying to point out Elliot's racism.

Elliott Kalan

[13:47] By accurately describing someone's skin color?

[13:49] Wait, what?

[13:50] Look, there's only one black person in the entire movie.

[13:54] I just wanted to highlight that there is some attempt to have another race in the movie besides white.

Dan McCoy

[14:00] There's more than some attempt.

[14:01] There is too much attempt.

[14:02] Like, this is the most Jamaican woman.

[14:04] She is very over-the-top Jamaican.

Elliott Kalan

[14:06] Yeah.

[14:07] Like, you expect her to just be, you know, singing reggae and, you know, dreads everywhere.

[14:13] Yep.

[14:14] Don't know much about Jamaican.

Dan McCoy

[14:15] Praying to her very slow and smoking her marijuana.

[14:19] Going to Sunsplash.

Elliott Kalan

[14:22] Talking about how her grandparents were English citizens.

[14:26] Yeah.

[14:27] That's our entire knowledge of Jamaica.

[14:29] That's it.

[14:30] Everything we know about Jamaica.

[14:30] Bob Marley.

[14:31] Anyway, so.

[14:32] Buffalo Soldier.

[14:33] That's America.

[14:34] Buffalo Soldier.

[14:35] And the other guy who shows up is TV's Dewey Houser.

[14:39] That's what he's best known for now, right?

[14:41] Neil Patrick Harris.

Stuart Wellington

[14:43] Star of How I Met Your Mother.

Elliott Kalan

[14:46] How I Met Your Mother and every awards show.

[14:48] Yeah.

[14:48] And he is hired by Peter Krause to be Alex Paper's tutor.

[14:53] And he's blind.

Dan McCoy

[14:55] So he can see into people with souls.

Elliott Kalan

[14:59] But mostly he's just a snide game.

[15:00] Wait, I thought it was, wait, he's magic?

[15:02] Well, no, no.

[15:03] I mean, blind people are less shallow than Bryce.

[15:06] Yeah, they have magic powers.

[15:07] Oh, okay.

[15:08] Soul seeing powers.

[15:10] Like Ray Charles had.

[15:11] Wait, really?

[15:12] Yeah.

[15:12] Ray Charles, if you touched him, he could see your future.

[15:15] So he's got like The Shining or?

[15:17] The Dead Zone.

[15:18] The Dead Zone, okay.

[15:19] Yeah, that was Ray Charles.

[15:20] Okay.

[15:21] Originally, Stephen King wrote it about Ray Charles.

[15:25] And Ray Charles refused to get permission, so they took it all to piano play.

Stuart Wellington

[15:28] I thought it was about Anthony Michael Hall or whatever.

Elliott Kalan

[15:31] Well, no, he played the character in the TV show.

[15:33] So wait, it wasn't about him though?

[15:35] No.

[15:36] Usually when someone is starring in a TV show, the show is not about them.

Stuart Wellington

[15:39] But what about Seinfeld?

[15:41] That was about Jeremy Seinfeld.

Elliott Kalan

[15:43] That's right.

[15:44] It was about Jeremy Seinfeld.

[15:46] You're right.

[15:47] Yeah.

[15:49] Air to the Seinfeld stand-up fortune.

[15:52] That his father, Jerry, started.

[15:57] Basically, the ugly guy is unhappy because he's ugly.

[16:02] He realizes he is in love with Vanessa Hudgens.

[16:05] He starts to stalk her.

[16:07] And then he finds out she's a good person who hands out sandwiches to homeless people.

[16:11] And through a series of unfortunate events involving a mugger and a trigger-happy dad,

[16:18] he convinces Vanessa Hudgens' dad to send Vanessa Hudgens to him to live with him in Brooklyn

[16:23] and be sequestered away from the world.

[16:26] And that's his plan to get her to love him so that he can be freed from his curse.

Dan McCoy

[16:31] Basically, imagine a screenwriter trying to figure out a way to modernize the Beauty and the Beast story,

[16:40] wherein the Beast has trapped Beauty in his castle,

[16:44] but not realizing that in a modern version of this story, this would just seem like a creepy kidnapping.

[16:49] Yeah, nobody would be okay with it.

[16:50] Lose all sympathy for the Beast and for anyone who hated and abetted the Beast.

Stuart Wellington

[16:55] Especially since we know that the Beast is like a dude.

[17:00] Like, we know he's just a regular guy.

[17:02] At least in the Beauty and the Beast story, normally you're like, oh, he's a horrible monster.

Elliott Kalan

[17:06] Is he a monster or a daemon or something like that?

[17:09] Sure.

[17:09] A Matt Damon?

[17:10] Yeah, is he Matt Damon?

[17:13] Is he Academy Award winner Matt Damon?

[17:15] So wait, what happened was the...

Stuart Wellington

[17:17] It would be called Beauty and the Damon.

[17:19] Beastly broke up the mugging, spirited away this knocked out girl.

[17:26] Yeah, just like in the movie, spirited away.

[17:28] And then he comes running back to, I don't know what, like maybe tell the muggers that they should never touch her again.

[17:35] Just in time to get there when her dad's shooting one of the guys to death.

[17:39] Like, that's crazy.

Elliott Kalan

[17:40] And the other guy is just kind of walking around in the background and doesn't notice that a gun has just been fired until he sees the body.

[17:47] It's a very poorly put together scene.

Dan McCoy

[17:49] It's not well staged.

Stuart Wellington

[17:51] It's already a difficult concept for us to understand that somehow this guy shot this mugger and now he's being basically, what, like blackmailed?

[18:02] I guess so, yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[18:03] Even though it was self-defense.

[18:05] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[18:05] It's a little weird turn for the movie to take where there's been no violence in the film.

[18:10] Yeah.

[18:10] Up until that point.

Stuart Wellington

[18:11] And suddenly Beastly is like beating people up and people are getting shot.

[18:14] Yeah.

[18:15] So it's already a strange idea and then it's told really awkwardly.

[18:21] Yeah, it breaks the tone of this.

Elliott Kalan

[18:22] There's a lot of tunnel shifts because then once Vanessa Hudgens gets to Beastly's house, it turns into this kind of light comedy romance where it's like, oh, the only way I know how to attract her is to put expensive curses outside of her door.

[18:35] Here you go.

[18:36] And she's like...

Stuart Wellington

[18:36] While wearing a ski mask.

[18:37] While wearing a ski mask so she can't see my hideous tattooed face.

Dan McCoy

[18:40] Which girls prefer ski masks to the face?

[18:44] But it's like...

[18:45] And then Blinding and Jamaican need to help them out.

[18:47] The music is like...

[18:49] Do do do do do.

Elliott Kalan

[18:50] Do do do do do.

[18:51] Wah.

S4

[18:51] Wah.

[18:52] Wah.

Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes

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