Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

[0:00] You know guys, I'm moving to California. This is Elliot Kaelin, by the way. Talking

[0:09] here with Dan McCoy and Stuart Wellington. Are we the guys or are the listeners? I started

[0:13] addressing you guys, but I kind of want to address the listeners too. I kind of want

[0:16] to undress the listeners. Dan, that's that ribald sense of humor I'm gonna miss when

[0:22] I move to California. You know, I'm moving to Los Angeles, the City of Angels, True West

[0:26] as they call it, and it just makes me sad. I'm gonna miss New York, and I kind of want

[0:32] to see as many people as I can before I go. Uh-huh, like one last big blowout where we're

[0:38] all gonna get laid. Well, I mean, I'm married, so I'm consistently laid quite a bit. If anything

[0:45] a little too much, it's just like a nonstop sexual hothouse. Anyway, but besides that,

[0:52] why don't we throw some shows at the Bell House in Brooklyn? Maybe, maybe, maybe the

[0:58] last shows we'll do in New York for quite some time, for the foreseeable future even.

[1:03] Yeah, who knows what life will bring. Possibly, possibly California will fall into the ocean

[1:10] the minute I set foot there, or a North Korean missile will nuke the whole City of Angels,

[1:15] True West as they call it. I'm worried about that, Elliot. What? There's been a lot more

[1:19] saber-rattling from North Korea, and it's right when my good friend Elliot Kalin is

[1:24] gonna go to Los Angeles. They can't throw a saber across the Pacific Ocean, even if

[1:27] they do, it might hit somebody else who lives closer to the beach. Yeah, if it's rattling,

[1:30] somebody needs to tighten up that saber. Yeah, put it in a sheath or a hilt, or what do they

[1:34] call it? What do you put a saber in? A sheath? A scabbard. A scabbard, thank you. Your enemy's

[1:39] guts. Put it in a scabbard or enemy's guts, that's a tighter fit. The point is, what do you say?

[1:45] On June 9th, 2017, 69 itself, we do two shows at the Bell House. One of them will already be sold

[1:54] out, but the other one at 10 p.m., Flophouse After Dark, let's call it, maybe let's have some tickets

[2:02] still be available so that people can get one last taste of Elliot in the flesh. Please don't

[2:07] eat me for real before I leave for heaven, or as it's also known, Los Angeles. Listen guys,

[2:13] we added this second show for you. Don't make fools of us by not selling it out. That's right,

[2:18] guys. Dan, thanks for making the subtext text. We've got another show, a late show,

[2:23] added on June 9th at the Bell House. Our first show is sold out, but our later show,

[2:27] where we're going to be talking about a little movie called Fifty Shades Darker. Fifty Shades

[2:32] Darker. I think what happened is people just want me to watch Fifty Shades Darker for no

[2:38] reason. I mean there's always a reason to watch Fifty Shades Darker, so that Dan has

[2:42] a legitimate excuse to look at butts. We want you to help enable him and enable me to feel

[2:48] better before I leave for California, the West Coast of America. Starring Brad Pitt and David

[2:58] Duchovny. That's the California I'm going to? That's not even spelled right. That's how scary

[3:02] it is. June 9th at the Bell House in Brooklyn. It's going to be one last hurrah for the time

[3:08] being for me and for these guys on the Bell House stage, unless they do a two-man show called Flophouse

[3:14] minus one, which actually you guys should do. It would be hilarious. We have a rotating guest host

[3:18] each time, and it really takes some of the pressure off of me to do remote recording for

[3:22] the show. Anyway, we'll talk about it later. No, that's a great idea. But until then, but I still

[3:25] get the same amount of profit sharing, right? Anyway, so until then, this will be our last New

[3:32] York hurrah for the time being for a live podcast recording. And so June 9th at the Bell House,

[3:38] we want to see you there for that 10 o'clock show, 50 Shades Darker. We promise you don't

[3:42] have to watch the movie ahead of time if that's what's stopping you. Yeah, and if you're, you know,

[3:46] you're a total nasty freak and you want to watch both those movies, Triple X, Return of Xander Cage.

[3:50] The first movie we're going to talk about. And 50 Shades Darker. The second movie we're going to

[3:54] talk about. You can come to Hinterland's Bar the night before, where I'm going to be watching them

[3:58] back to back for some dumb reason. And I'll probably be pretty drunk. So if you don't have

[4:03] a ticket to this 10 o'clock Bell House show, you have no excuse to go hang out with Drunk

[4:07] Stuart at Hinterland's. And you don't have to spend money on the movies that way. You don't

[4:10] have to even like, if you really want to see, you don't have to spend money on that. You can spend

[4:14] all your money on delicious booze. Dan, do you have anything you want to add? Uh, nothing other

[4:20] than not understanding the legalities of Stuart running an unlicensed movie theater. But let's

[4:25] not get into that. Yeah, we'll delete this episode. Edit that part out. It's fair use. It's

[4:30] fair use. You'll be commenting on it for news purposes, right? All right. Yeah, it's a review

[4:36] show. It's parody. He's substantially changing the material. Anyway, Bell House show. Go to,

[4:41] uh, what's the Bell House's website, Dan? It is thebellhouseny.com. That's thebellhousenewyork.com,

[4:49] thebellhouseny.com. No, no, not thebellhousenewyork.com. The URL is thebellhouseny.com.

[4:56] I'm just clarifying what NY stands for. Oh, thanks, buddy. Much appreciated. What does

[5:01] stand for? Uh, communications. No, it stands for commercial. Because that's what this was.

[5:08] Thanks, everybody. Bye. That was a lot of jibber jabber, and I think they'll enjoy it. I hope so.

[5:16] And we'll be back next week with a regular episode. We're still rolling. Apparently.

[5:22] We're always still rolling at the Flophouse. Thanks, everybody. June 9th at the Bell House.

Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

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