Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

Elliott Kalan

[0:00] you know guys i'm moving to california this is ellie kalen by the way uh talking here with

[0:09] dan mccoyne's for wellington we the guys or the listeners yeah i don't understand i started

[0:13] addressing you guys but i kind of want to address the listeners too okay you kind of want to undress

[0:17] the listeners dan that's that ribald sense of humor i'm gonna miss when i move to california

[0:23] you know i'm moving to los angeles the city of angels true west as they call it

[0:27] and i uh it just makes me sad i'm gonna miss new york and i kind of want to see as many people as i

Stuart Wellington

[0:34] can before i go like uh one last big blowout where we're all gonna get laid well i mean i'm married

Elliott Kalan

[0:40] so i'm consistently laid quite a bit braggy if anything you know your secret if anything a

[0:46] little too much it's just like a non-stop sexual hothouse anyway but besides that hey why don't

[0:52] we throw some shows at the bell house in brooklyn maybe maybe maybe the last shows we'll do in new

[0:59] york for quite some time for the foreseeable future even yeah who knows what life will bring possibly

[1:06] possibly california will fall into the ocean the minute i set foot there or a north korean missile

[1:13] will nuke the whole city of angels true i've been worried about that elliot there's been a lot more

Dan McCoy

[1:19] saber rattling from north korea and it's right when my good friend elliot kalen is gonna go to los

[1:25] angeles they can't throw a saber across the pacific ocean even if they do it might hit somebody else

Stuart Wellington

[1:29] who lives closer to the beach it's rattling somebody needs to tighten up that saber yeah put it in a in a

Elliott Kalan

[1:33] sheath or a hilt or what do they call it what do you what do you put a saber in uh scabbard your

[1:38] scabbard thank you put it in a scabbard enemy's guts that's a tighter fit the point is what do you

[1:45] say on june 9th 2017 69 itself we do two shows at the bell house one of them will already be sold

[1:54] out but the other one at 10 p.m flop house after dark let's call it i think maybe let's have some

[2:02] tickets still be available so that people can get one last taste of elliot in the flesh yeah please

[2:06] don't eat me for real yeah before before i leave for heaven or as it's also known los angeles listen

Dan McCoy

[2:13] guys we added the second show for you don't make fools of us by not selling it out that's right guys

Elliott Kalan

[2:18] dan thanks for making the subtext text we've got another show a late show added on june 9th

[2:24] at the bell house our first show is sold out but our later show where we're going to be talking

[2:28] about a little movie called 50 shades darker 50 shades darker i think i think what happened is

[2:34] people just want me to watch 50 shades darker for no reason i mean there's always a reason to watch

[2:40] 50 shades darker so that dan has a legitimate excuse to look at butts and we want you to help enable him

[2:47] and enable me to feel better before i leave to for california the west coast of america

Stuart Wellington

[2:54] and so starring brad pitt and david dacovny that's the california i'm going to that's not

Elliott Kalan

[3:01] even spelled right that's how scary it is so june 9th at the bell house in brooklyn it's going to be

[3:06] one last hurrah for the time being for me and for these guys on the bell house stage unless they do

[3:12] like a two-man show called like flop house minus one which actually you guys should do would be

[3:16] hilarious we have a rotating guest host each time and it really takes some of the pressure off of me

[3:20] to do remote recording for the show anyway we'll talk about it later no that's a great idea but until

[3:24] then but i still get the same amount of of uh like uh profit sharing right anyway so until then this will

[3:31] be our last new york hurrah for the time being for a live podcast recording and so june 9th at the

[3:37] bell house we want to see you there for that 10 o'clock show 50 shades darker we promise you don't

[3:42] have to watch the movie ahead of time if that's what's stopping you yeah and if you're you know you're a total

Stuart Wellington

[3:46] nasty freak and you want to watch both those movies triple x return of xander cage the first movie we're

Elliott Kalan

[3:51] going to talk about and 50 shades darker the second movie we're going to talk about you can come to

Stuart Wellington

[3:55] hinterlands bar the night before uh where i'm going to be watching them back to back for some dumb reason

Elliott Kalan

[4:00] and i'll probably be pretty drunk so if you don't have a ticket to this 10 o'clock bell house show

[4:05] you have no excuse to go hang out with drunk steward at hinterlands and you don't have to spend money on

Stuart Wellington

[4:09] the movies that way you don't have to even like if you really want to see you don't have to spend money on

[4:13] that you can spend all your money on delicious booze dan do you have anything you want to add

Dan McCoy

[4:18] uh nothing other than not understanding the legalities of stewart running an unlicensed

Stuart Wellington

[4:23] movie theater but uh let's not get into that yeah we'll delete this episode edit edit that part out

Elliott Kalan

[4:29] it's fair use it's fair use you'll be commenting on it for news purposes right

[4:33] all right yeah yeah it's a review show it's parody he's substantially changing the material

[4:38] anyway bell house show go to uh what's the bell house's website dan it is the bell house ny.com

Dan McCoy

[4:47] that's the bell house new york.com the bell house n no no not the bell house new york.com i'm just

Elliott Kalan

[4:52] the url is bell house the bell is is the bell house ny.com just clarifying what ny stands for

[4:58] oh thanks buddy much appreciate what does com stand for uh communications no it stands for commercial

[5:06] because that's what this was thanks everybody bye

[5:10] that was a lot of jibber jabber and i think they'll enjoy it i hope so and we'll be back next week with a

[5:17] regular episode we're still rolling apparently we're always still rolling at the flop house thanks

[5:25] everybody june 9th at the bell house

Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

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