FH Mini 4 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

[0:00] Broadcasting live from the heart of the tire fire we're living in, it's a Flophouse Mini

[0:12] starring me, Dan McCoy.

[0:14] Oh, and me, Stuart Wellington.

[0:17] And over here in sunny Los Angeles, Elliot Kalin.

[0:21] Dan, how come you can't bring that level of energy to the regular show?

[0:26] Well, this is desperate hysteria, Elliot.

[0:30] Or is it that you're like, I only have so much energy and for a regular episode it's

[0:33] got to last an hour and a half, but this time it's only got to be ten minutes?

[0:38] That's possible.

[0:39] It's also possible that I'm just happy to see other human faces.

[0:42] It's kind of like when we went on a cruise to Alaska and we went on a tour of an Alaskan

[0:48] sled dog training facility.

[0:52] The sled dog team dragged us around on like a little golf cart thing that was much heavier

[0:56] than my Ditterod sled, but they only did it for a brief period of time.

[1:02] So Dan is a lot like those very friendly, happy sled dogs who are also very muscly athletes.

[1:08] Sounds like Dan.

[1:10] I thought this was leading into a description of how this being dragged around by happy

[1:16] sled dogs was the happiest any of us have ever been.

[1:20] It was one of the happiest moments of my life.

[1:23] Yeah.

[1:24] Don't worry, when this mini goes up, I will post some video of these happy doggies.

[1:29] Oh, nice.

[1:30] There's no way it's going to match the best video from that vacation.

[1:34] Dan performing in the Voice of the Sea competition.

[1:37] That's true.

[1:38] That was actually the happiest moment of my life, and I kept staring at the heavens.

[1:42] Please strike me dead, for I don't want to experience anything else.

[1:46] Yeah, it was a little insulting to see the video that you took and to hear you and Charlene

[1:50] laughing the whole time.

[1:51] Dan, honestly, what do you think their reaction was going to be?

[1:54] Were they going to be like, whoa, he's really doing it.

[1:58] He's amazing.

[1:59] Yeah, like we're watching a dinosaur skateboard.

[2:04] Call up your cousin, Chuck Berry, because this is the sound he's been looking for.

[2:10] We're out to sea, guys.

[2:12] I thought that they would be transfixed by my siren song.

[2:15] Sure, sure.

[2:16] Well, maybe their ears were full of beeswax.

[2:20] Much like Odysseus himself.

[2:21] Well, that was the thing.

[2:22] All of our friends' ears were filled with beeswax, but not me.

[2:24] I had them tie me to my chair so I could experience the glory of Dan's voice.

[2:29] That's a good idea.

[2:31] So guys, we don't really have a format for the Flophouse minis, but in so much as we

[2:37] have had one in the past, it's been people tweeting topics at us and us addressing them.

[2:42] But we're going to do something a little different.

[2:44] I don't think we want to get necessarily stuck in that for every Flophouse mini, but do a

[2:49] lot of those probably.

[2:50] But Ellie, what's your format change?

[2:53] What are we doing this time?

[2:55] I thought, you know, guys, I would give everybody a little peek into what's going on in the

[2:59] creative firmament that is my house right now, because as everyone knows, there is a

[3:06] lot of bad stuff going around.

[3:08] And as a result, my family has been staying inside for days, which many families are.

[3:14] And I think many families are doing what we are doing, which is going insane.

[3:22] Going from that point where it's like, oh, this is family togetherness, to the point

[3:26] where it's like the movie Cube, or anything where people have to spend the night in a

[3:31] haunted house and only one can survive, you know, to win the money.

[3:35] Like an existential nightmare.

[3:36] Yes.

[3:37] That's the way that Gabriel, my 19-month-old, described it earlier today.

[3:43] It is kind of extreme patience therapy, though.

[3:46] I've tried looking at it that way to make myself feel better about it, because if Audrey

[3:52] and I feel like on the verge of an argument, it's like, okay, I'm just gonna stop right

[3:59] now, because we cannot go anywhere else.

[4:03] And do you always do it in the movie phone voice?

[4:05] Yeah.

[4:06] You have selected lower tension.

[4:10] If you would like to continue lowering the tension, press one.

[4:13] If you would like to return to the argument and raise the tension, press two.

[4:17] You have chosen two.

[4:20] Very surprising.

[4:22] If you would like me to keep the subject of the argument around this specific minor thing,

[4:26] press one.

[4:27] If you would like me to extrapolate to deeper personal issues between us, press two.

[4:32] Oh, wow.

[4:33] Two.

[4:34] Wow.

[4:35] Okay.

[4:36] If you would like me to refer to a private thing you shared with me that is very hurtful

[4:39] to you, press one.

[4:42] If you would like me to guilt you over something you have done to me that I previously said

[4:47] I forgave you for, but secretly was still holding onto in the back of my mind, press

[4:51] two.

[4:52] Uh-huh, yeah.

[4:53] This is very revealing.

[4:54] What I love is that at some point, she must have selected the bitchy reaction to her responses

[5:00] button.

[5:01] Ooh, wow.

[5:02] Are you sure?

[5:03] Ooh, I've been burned.

[5:04] That's more of like a soundboard or like one of those machines you get at the drugstore

[5:15] that just has a bunch of different sounds.

[5:16] You know the one, Dan.

[5:17] You have one, right?

[5:18] Sound machine?

[5:19] Never heard of it.

[5:20] Yeah.

[5:21] Well, it's made in Miami.

[5:22] I call it the made in Miami sound machine.

[5:25] There's probably a shorter way of saying that, but ...

[5:27] Yeah, I think you could lop off at least two words.

[5:30] Okay, now, guys, what I wanted to share with you was that out of nowhere, not in any way

[5:37] inspired by me, not prompted in any way, my son, my older son, Samuel, has decided to

[5:43] write a book, and he has ... Out of nowhere, he's just started writing it.

[5:47] At first, he was dictating it to me, and then he started typing it himself, and I just thought

[5:52] I'd share with you guys and maybe the world at large a little bit of his work.

[5:55] It's a work in progress.

[5:56] He has been revising it as he goes, but he told me ...

[6:01] Do you want notes on this?

[6:03] No, I don't think so, but I mean, tell me and maybe I'll tell him, but he told me it

[6:07] was okay.

[6:08] He gave me permission to share it with the podcast audience, even though he doesn't even

[6:12] want me to tell my family members the title because he doesn't want to spoil it, but I

[6:16] said, could I read some of it on the podcast, and he said, yes, so ...

[6:19] Now, this isn't some kind of backdoor pilot for my son wrote a porno or something, right?

[6:26] I mean, it is amateur erotic fiction, if that's what you're wondering about.

[6:30] Oh, no.

[6:31] He should never have been in the room when we did that Veronica episode.

[6:33] He said he has to be ... He was not in the room.

[6:36] I want to clarify this for people who have wondered this on Twitter.

[6:41] Because we had to cut out a bunch of Max Von Drive talk, our editor, Jordan Cowling, took

[6:49] out a lot of Sammy, who was there to pluck on the heartstrings, and one of the things

[6:55] that got lost was him leaving the room.

[6:59] So it's easy to believe that he was just there as we talked about the many inappropriate

[7:04] things in Veronica.

[7:06] Let's just say NSFW content.

[7:11] Not safe for ... I mean, nobody's working right now, so not safe for what, like walruses?

[7:17] I mean, there's plenty of people working, Elliot.

[7:20] There's people that deliver your food, bring you groceries, all those sorts of things.

[7:23] That's true.

[7:24] Lots of people are working.

[7:25] You're right, Stuart.

[7:26] Lots of people are working, and I'm very glad that they are, because they're keeping our

[7:29] world alive.

[7:30] But speaking of keeping things alive, perhaps I'll keep your spirit of suspense and thrills

[7:35] alive with a little preview of this book by Sammy.

[7:40] He's entitled it The Mystery of the Stinky Cheese.

[7:42] The title was the first thing he told us about, and Dan, I know you love mysteries, and Stuart,

[7:46] I know you love stink.

[7:47] So it's right up your alley.

[7:48] I think we both love cheese, too.

[7:51] Well, Stuart, you know, it has a little tummy problem for you, I guess.

[7:56] It does.

[7:57] Thank you for bringing that up in front of everybody, Dan.

[8:02] I'm sorry.

[8:03] The most common stomach issue that anyone has, that lactose does not agree with you

[8:08] all the time.

[8:09] Actually, Dan, the most common stomach issue is hunger.

[8:12] Wow.

[8:13] Are we trying to out-break each other, is that what's going on?

[8:19] I think we are.

[8:20] Earlier on I had to correct Elliot about how time zones work, so I guess I had mine already

[8:24] off air.

[8:25] Yeah, that's true.

[8:26] And you corrected me hard.

[8:27] You really rubbed it in.

[8:28] So, The Mystery of the Stinky Cheese.

[8:31] This is a novel.

[8:32] It's multiple chapters.

[8:33] So, chapter one.

[8:34] Are you ready?

[8:35] Uh-huh.

[8:36] Yes.

[8:37] Okay.

[8:38] The Mystery of the Stinky Cheese by Samuel Kaelin.

[8:39] Okay.

[8:40] Chapter one.

[8:41] There once was a place called Mouseville, and in Mouseville there was a contest with

[8:45] who had the most cheese in Mouseville.

[8:48] But everyone did not have their cheese because someone stole it overnight.

[8:52] It was in a big case, and someone stole it.

[8:55] The mystery begins.

[8:56] That's the end of chapter one.

[8:57] Oh, wow.

[8:58] Oh, wow.

[8:59] That's a teaser.

[9:00] That was, when he wrote that line, I was like, thank you, yes, beautiful, I love it.

[9:06] Well, I like that he leans fully into the brand of Mouseville by mentioning it multiple

[9:11] times.

[9:12] Even within the same sentence.

[9:13] Yeah.

[9:14] He's establishing it.

[9:15] Yeah, it's IP building.

[9:16] World building.

[9:17] Yeah.

[9:18] It's world right off.

[9:19] And I love how he eschews kind of a normal narrator style to go for more of like sort

[9:26] of someone introducing a movie on television.

[9:30] Like the mystery begins.

[9:32] Something like that.

[9:33] Okay.

[9:34] Yeah.

[9:35] Chapter two.

[9:36] Beginning of the mystery.

[9:37] Chapter one did not have a chapter title, but the rest of the chapters have titles.

[9:39] Chapter two.

[9:40] Beginning of the mystery.

[9:41] And the kind of person that stole the cheese is obviously easy, but we don't know which

[9:45] one of them stole it.

[9:47] They are mean to Mouseville because they are tigers.

[9:50] Even though the mice are, wait, this is where there's a twist.

[9:53] Even though the mice are bigger than the tigers, the mice cannot defeat them.

[9:57] What?

[9:58] Yeah.

[9:59] You told me I could read it.

[10:00] Uh oh.

[10:01] Sammy, do you want to come in?

[10:02] Hold on.

[10:03] Sammy, come on.

[10:04] Oh, Sammy is now interrupting and saying that I can't read it.

[10:08] Sammy, come on over.

[10:09] No, it's okay.

[10:11] Straight from the bath, I assume.

[10:12] I mean, I have some, I have some clarifying questions.

[10:15] No, he can't hear you because he doesn't have headphones on.

[10:17] Sammy, would you like to tell them, are you saying I can't read any more of the story?

[10:20] Uh huh.

[10:21] Okay, because you told me before that I could read it on the podcast, but you changed your

[10:23] mind?

[10:24] Okay, do you want to talk about it at all?

[10:25] No.

[10:26] Okay, what was the inspiration for it?

[10:28] He just shrugged his shoulders.

[10:29] Oh, wow.

[10:30] Okay, Sammy, I will respect your wishes and I will read no more of it, okay?

[10:33] I was just proud of it, but okay, have a good night.

[10:35] Bye, Daddy.

[10:36] Okay, bye, Daddy.

[10:37] Have a good night.

[10:38] Bye, Daddy.

[10:39] But you're Sammy.

[10:40] Bye, Sammy.

[10:41] I love you.

[10:42] Oh, weird.

[10:43] Yeah, I called him Daddy by accident.

[10:44] But you promised me, Elliot, that eventually when Sammy's a little more willing to share

[10:48] that I get a little closure, because the idea ... I was taken by surprise by a number of

[10:54] things in just those few sentences of Jeff or two.

[10:57] He is a master of twists and turns.

[10:59] He is constantly surprising you.

[11:02] I think it was A.E.

[11:03] Van Voight who said that you needed a story twist like every 300 words, and he's beaten

[11:08] that limit.

[11:09] I'm not even going to mention to you the volcano that shoots cheese, and I think I won't tell

[11:18] you about the big battle that ends when a mysterious riddle message appears, and everybody

[11:23] is frozen in place, and that's when the detective comes in.

[11:25] Goddamn it.

[11:26] Actually, you know what?

[11:27] I'll give you just a teaser.

[11:28] Maybe he won't be upset about this.

[11:29] Okay?

[11:30] Okay.

[11:31] I'll just read you the beginning of one chapter and then a little bit of the rest.

[11:32] Okay?

[11:33] Okay.

[11:34] I'll give you just a teaser.

[11:35] Maybe he won't be upset about this.

[11:36] Okay?

[11:37] Okay.

[11:39] I'll just read you the beginning of one chapter and then a little bit in the middle.

[11:40] No, this is the beginning of chapter seven, which is called chapter seven, five o'clock.

[11:44] The detective was coming at five o'clock in the morning.

[11:46] He woke up at two o'clock in the morning.

[11:48] He did not like it.

[11:49] His brother woke him up.

[11:51] Then he had a real mystery to solve, so that's based on reality, which is Sammy's little

[11:55] brother waking him up, and then in chapter eight, another plan, so the detective comes

[12:03] in.

[12:04] He was there.

[12:05] Hi, he said.

[12:06] I am here.

[12:07] Why?

[12:08] Because you slept in today.

[12:10] You are late.

[12:11] As late as you can be.

[12:12] Why are you staring at me?

[12:13] I'm not staring at you.

[12:14] You are still staring.

[12:15] So that's a dumb dialogue between the detective and somebody else there.

[12:19] So I guess that's all I can share with you, because I'm going to have to respect Sammy's

[12:21] wishes and not tell you anymore.

[12:23] Yeah.

[12:24] Oh, man.

[12:25] What a ... I mean, the art of the trailer there, first off, like you're just given just

[12:29] enough of a taste.

[12:30] Yeah.

[12:31] Without spoiling the whole plot.

[12:33] That was the teaser release.

[12:34] That was the teaser.

[12:35] And maybe I'll talk to him.

[12:36] Maybe he'll allow me to reveal some more.

[12:38] But you know.

[12:39] Yeah.

[12:40] Stuart, I'm starting to think that this is kind of a little suspicious.

[12:42] I think maybe he always meant to give us one taste for free, and now he's counting on the

[12:48] money that's going to roll in once this gets published.

[12:51] Yeah.

[12:52] It's weird.

[12:53] On this Skype call, there's this Patreon link that keeps popping up.

[12:56] Yeah.

[12:57] Sammy is really into crowdfunding and crowdsourcing, and he says-

[13:02] And crowd surfing.

[13:04] And crowd surfing.

[13:05] He says he can't take him to a concert, because he will just climb on that stage, and he'll

[13:08] just jump onto people's hands.

[13:11] And then he'll start stealing their rings and their watches.

[13:14] He's kind of like the Artful Dodger if the Artful Dodger went to a lot more concerts.

[13:18] Uh-huh.

[13:19] Mm-hmm.

[13:20] Well, yeah.

[13:21] I'm sorry, guys, that this is just a teaser.

[13:22] You know, this is just the teaser dropping, but that's the way that modern entertainment

[13:25] is.

[13:26] First, you advertise that the teaser is dropping, and the teaser drops to reveal the release

[13:29] date.

[13:30] It's the teaser of the teaser.

[13:31] Yeah.

[13:32] I'm familiar.

[13:33] Yeah.

[13:35] I remember when I was watching the teaser.

[13:36] Yeah.

[13:37] They showed me one shot of Vin Diesel surfing on a car and then catching a different car,

[13:41] and I'm like, what?

[13:43] Wait, wait.

[13:44] Catching a different car?

[13:45] Like, in his hands?

[13:46] Yeah.

[13:47] Like, the car flips, and he catches it with his hands.

[13:48] Yeah.

[13:49] Or the shot where he somehow manages to drive along a suspension bridge, like a rope bridge

[13:55] that is falling off on one side, but he's going so fast that he can continue to drive

[14:00] up the slats.

[14:01] Uh-huh.

[14:02] He's trying to find gravity from Wicked?

[14:04] Yeah.

[14:05] Now, wait.

[14:06] I haven't seen this teaser.

[14:08] So he catches a car in his hands?

[14:09] Yeah, yeah.

[14:10] Just watch it.

[14:11] It's on F9.

[14:12] No, no.

[14:13] But so where do his hands go on the car?

[14:14] So he's surfing on top of the car.

[14:15] Just press F9 on your keyboard.

[14:16] Yeah.

[14:17] Dan, I have a Mac keyboard.

[14:18] There's no function keys.

[14:19] It's not going to work.

[14:20] So hit the function key and then hit the nine key.

[14:27] I hit the fast and furious key.

[14:33] I was in a Zoom meeting the other day, and I was typing too fast, and I accidentally

[14:37] hit the fast and furious key, and suddenly my computer froze up, and it was just Vin

[14:41] Diesel catching cars on my screen.

[14:44] So he catches it.

[14:45] Wait.

[14:46] So he's like, I don't understand.

[14:47] Does he catch it by like, he grabs onto part of it?

[14:50] I know you want me to paint a word picture, but it's very difficult, Elliot.

[14:55] So imagine Dominic Toretto.

[14:57] Dominic Toretto is surfing on top of a muscle car.

[15:01] Now is he surfing on water?

[15:02] No, he's standing on top of the muscle car, on the roof.

[15:05] Oh, so he's like Stiles.

[15:06] He's like van surfing like Stiles.

[15:08] And then one car like flips sideways, and it looks like it's going to like land with

[15:15] its top on top of his car, but instead he just catches it.

[15:19] But how does he lift a car?

[15:21] Elliot, that's the question I'm asking.

[15:23] That's the question that that trailer brings up, and only the movie can answer it.

[15:28] Because I know the Fast and Furious movies have gotten pretty unrealistic, but are they

[15:35] saying that he has super strength now, or is it just that he only has power over cars?

[15:40] I mean, I think it's both of those things.

[15:42] I mean, I feel like those are movies where as long as you're touching your car, you're

[15:45] going to be okay.

[15:47] I think Stewart is, it definitely looks like he's catching a car, but I think it's just

[15:53] because he has his arms out to block it, and a car comes whizzing at him.

[15:57] That's how you catch a ball, is you put your arms out and block it.

[16:01] Yeah, that's true.

[16:02] You don't block it, you know, you catch it.

[16:06] I mean, I wonder, maybe there's a scene where like someone poisons him, and he has to get

[16:10] his keys out so he can get into the car in time, because once he's sitting in the car,

[16:14] nothing, I guess a charm is put on the car early in the movie by a wizard or a pixie

[16:19] or something.

[16:20] There's probably a scene where he has to wrestle Heracles, and Heracles keeps letting him heal

[16:25] his wounds by sitting on his car, right?

[16:28] Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

[16:29] And Heracles realized the only way to stop Dominic Toretto is to lift him up off of Mother

[16:33] Car.

[16:34] Yeah, you know, speaking of Heracles, I thought that, I was very surprised, going back to

[16:39] Sammy's story, that the tigers were the mice, their enemies, because I know that at least

[16:45] lions, another big cat, are friends with mice after the thorn incident.

[16:49] Yeah, Dan, I guess all big cats are the same, racists.

[16:52] Oh, wow.

[16:53] You're the guy who's like, you're running to like a puma at a bar, and you're like,

[17:00] hey, out of my way, out of my way, cougar, and he's like, excuse me, excuse me?

[17:05] And I go, yeah, no, I was just talking to Courtney Cox, star of Cougar Town.

[17:12] And the puma's like, oh my god, I'm such a big fan.

[17:15] Monica, can I have your autograph?

[17:16] Oh, that's embarrassing.

[17:17] I called you Monica.

[17:20] And Dan, you're like, well, I'm not Courtney Cox.

[17:22] I was talking to her.

[17:24] You seem to have gotten me mistaken with her.

[17:25] And he's like, Courtney, you've really changed.

[17:27] You have a beard.

[17:28] You're a man now.

[17:29] I mean, I love it.

[17:30] These are all good changes.

[17:31] But what are you going to do next in your career?

[17:33] And you're like, well, you know, I'm still at the Daily Show.

[17:35] And he's like, Courtney Cox is on the Daily Show?

[17:37] And that's when I step in, and I'm like, guys, there's a big misunderstanding right here.

[17:41] Yeah.

[17:42] Well, I mean, this shows that weaving a tail is passed down in the Kaelin family.

[17:47] Oh, yeah.

[17:48] I mean, where do you think he got it from?

[17:50] Where do you think he got the ability to spin nonsense into yarn?

[17:54] And then use that yarn to make a sweater that doesn't quite fit?

[17:57] Mm-hmm.

[17:58] Yep.

[17:59] Stuart seems...

[18:00] How are you doing over there in that other box, Stuart?

[18:03] That other box?

[18:04] I'm looking at you.

[18:05] Well, you know, I was trying to come up with some kind of story where, like, Elliot and

[18:11] Sammy show up to a woman, and they teach her how to spin hay into, like, a bullshit story.

[18:20] But they demand a baby in return, you know, that kind of thing.

[18:24] Mm-hmm.

[18:25] And that's how I had my second son.

[18:26] And they have to guess your names, and she just pulls out a book of common male names.

[18:31] It's not really that hard.

[18:32] You know, like, it takes a while, but they get to Elliot and Sammy, both.

[18:37] Yeah.

[18:38] Yeah.

[18:39] Okay.

[18:40] Wow.

[18:41] I mean, we got a lot done today here, guys.

[18:42] And I, yeah, I feel like we accomplished a lot.

[18:45] We could check a lot off our bucket list.

[18:47] I want to apologize to the listeners at home that they only got the barest tip of the iceberg

[18:53] that is Sammy's emerging magnum opus.

[18:56] But maybe I can prevail on him to let me share a little more in the future.

[18:59] Next week, we'll be back to our regular format, where, what did we do again on this show?

[19:06] I don't remember.

[19:07] We watch a bad movie, and then we talk about it.

[19:09] Right.

[19:10] And then we play when Elliot pitches his upcoming paywall content.

[19:14] Okay, guys.

[19:18] We'll see you next time.

[19:19] Bye.

[19:20] Bye.

[19:21] Bye.

[19:22] Stay safe.

[19:23] Okay.

[19:24] Let's count off, too.

[19:25] You ready?

[19:26] Uh-huh.

[19:27] One.

[19:28] Two.

[19:29] Three.

[19:30] Three.

[19:31] Wait, Dan, why are you saying three?

[19:32] Sorry.

[19:33] I spaced out because there was a legal warning up at the top of Skype telling me that people

[19:44] need to know that they're being recorded.

[19:46] Yeah.

[19:47] Yeah.

[19:48] Sorry.

[19:49] All right.

[19:50] Let's do it again.

[19:51] One.

[19:52] Two.

[19:53] Three.

[19:54] Four.

[19:55] Five.

[19:56] Six.

[19:57] Six.

[19:58] Seven.

[19:59] Eight.

[20:00] Dan, okay.

[20:01] You know what?

[20:02] Let's restart this recording.

[20:04] Okay.

[20:05] No.

[20:06] No, no, no.

[20:07] Yes.

[20:08] There's a minute of ... Okay.

[20:09] No, no, no.

[20:10] No, no.

[20:11] Okay.

[20:12] One.

[20:13] Two.

[20:14] One.

[20:15] Say one again.

[20:16] One.

[20:17] Two.

[20:18] Three.

[20:19] Four.

[20:20] Five.

[20:21] Six.

[20:22] Seven.

[20:23] Eight.

[20:24] Nine.

[20:25] Jordan, I know this is just a mini, but please put that at the end.

[20:26] Yeah.

[20:27] Yeah.

[20:28] Dan's inability to remember how many people are on the call.

[20:32] Maximumfun.org.

[20:33] Comedy and culture.

[20:35] Artist owned.

[20:36] Audience supported.

[20:37] Hi.

[20:38] I'm Dave Hill from before, and I'm very excited to bring Dave Hill's podcasting incident back

[20:45] to Maximum Fun where it belongs.

[20:48] You can get brand new episodes every Friday on MaximumFun.org or, you know, wherever.

[20:54] And while my partner, Chris Gersbeck, and I might lack in specific subject matter on

[20:58] our podcast, we make up for in special effects.

[21:02] Chris, add something cool right here.

[21:05] Also, we have explosions, animal noises, and sometimes even this.

[21:14] Dave Hill's podcasting incident every Friday on Maximum Fun.

[21:18] Chris, do another explosion right here.

FH Mini 4 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

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