A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

[0:00] Hey everyone, welcome to, uh, not the Flophouse, just a quick announcement, an important Flophouse

[0:07] announcement about a live show we're doing virtually. Not virtually in the sense that

[0:13] we're almost doing it or just like kind of next to doing it, but like we are doing it

[0:18] over the internet. Elliot, you take the ball. Yeah, Dan, why don't I, uh, let's, let's, let's

[0:25] avoid any more semantic confusion and why don't I just talk about it. No, let's talk about, let's

[0:28] talk about virtuosity some more. No, no, no, no. Uh, that's right. It's 2021. It's a whole new year

[0:35] and that means the Flophouse is back and it's coming to your town virtually. Not that we're

[0:40] kind of coming to your town. Oh no, now I'm doing it, but we are appearing on your computer screen.

[0:45] That's right. On Saturday, February 6th, 9 p.m. Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific, we will be talking and

[0:53] walking, uh, but mainly sitting in our seats about the movie Teen Wolf. That's right. You

[0:59] demanded it. Now we're doing it. Teen Wolf. Michael J. Fox, the other cast members. Teen

[1:05] Wolf. Teenage Wolf? My gosh. That's right. That's all I need to know to go to the movie theater and

[1:11] put down my money. I mean, it was, it was a huge hit. That's right. We'll be talking about the

[1:16] classic tale of a nerdy outcast who becomes a werewolf, which makes him a basketball star,

[1:22] which gets him the lead in the civil war stage play the high school is putting on.

[1:26] And he's going to have to make a choice between being a werewolf and doing what's right. Also,

[1:31] his friend is named Stiles and he wears a t-shirt that says, what are you looking at? Dicknose,

[1:35] right? Yep. Yep. So you asked for it. You know Teen Wolf. Why am I describing it to you? You

[1:40] know Teen Wolf. It's the movie that made the eighties. That's why I call it the mateys.

[1:45] And we're going to talk about it Saturday, February 6th, 9 p.m. Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific.

[1:49] We're not just talking about Teen Wolf. We're going to have all new presentations. We're going

[1:52] to have an audience Q and A. We're going to have new kind of show stuff we haven't done before.

[1:57] That's right, folks. There's new segments in this one. Why? Because we're making you pay for it,

[2:02] but not that much. Only 10 bucks a ticket, only $10 a ticket for all this entertainment.

[2:07] Have you gone insane? Maybe we have folks tune in and find out. Just go to www.theflophouse.simpletix.com

[2:14] That's S-I-M-P-L-E-T-I-X dot com. www.theflophouse.simpletix.com

[2:21] and belly up to the bar. Buy your ticket. Otherwise, you can't see it.

[2:26] Oh, but I'm not going to be able to sit on my computer Saturday, February 6th,

[2:31] 9 p.m. Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific. Well, good news, Crybaby. Good news, Crybaby.

[2:39] No, no. Hey, Crybaby, change that wet diaper because guess what?

[2:43] When you pay for your ticket, you get access to the archived show for one week afterwards.

[2:48] That's right. Watch it at your leisure, or if you're in England, watch it at your

[2:51] leisure. Crybaby, it's only $10 for one week of access to the original Flophouse Teen Wolf

[2:58] talk show Saturday, February 6th, 9 p.m. Eastern, 6 p.m. Pacific. I already ordered a very special

[3:04] shirt for it. We're talking Teen Wolf, and you're going to love it. $10, www.theflophouse.simpletix.com

[3:10] Now, I was going to talk about your aggro style, but let's talk about how you said

[3:14] Parsifik twice. You said Persifik like four times. Persifik like your Popeye.

[3:19] That's how we say it out here. This is how we do it.

[3:23] Yeah, so I'm going to distance myself from Elliot's nagging. I'm just going to say we'd

[3:27] love to have you listeners come watch us do a show on the internet.

[3:34] That's right. I'm the bad cop, Dan's the good cop, Stu's the hot cop,

[3:38] and we're going to be talking about Teen Wolf Saturday, February 6th, 9 p.m. Eastern, 6 p.m.

[3:42] Persifik. Just go to www.theflophouse.simpletix.com All right. Well, see you soon. Bye.

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