A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Dan McCoy

[0:00] Hey everyone, welcome to, uh, not the Flophouse, just a quick announcement, an important Flophouse announcement about a live show we're doing virtually.

[0:11] Not virtually in the sense that we're almost doing it, or just like kind of next to doing it, but like we are doing it over the internet.

[0:20] Elliot, you take the ball.

Elliott Kalan

[0:23] Yeah, Dan, why don't I, uh, let's avoid any more semantic confusion, and why don't I just talk about it?

Dan McCoy

[0:28] Let's talk about, let's talk about virtuosity some more.

Elliott Kalan

[0:30] No, no, no, no, uh, that's right, it's 2021, it's a whole new year, and that means the Flophouse is back, and it's coming to your town virtually.

[0:40] Not that we're kind of coming to your town, oh no, now I'm doing it, but we are appearing on your computer screen, that's right, on Saturday, February 6th, 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific.

[0:51] We will be talking and walking, uh, but mainly sitting in our seats, about the movie Teen Wolf.

[0:57] That's right, you demanded it, now we're doing it, Teen Wolf.

[1:02] Michael J. Fox, the other cast members, Teen Wolf.

[1:06] A teenage wolf?

Dan McCoy

[1:07] My gosh!

[1:08] That's right.

[1:08] That's all I need to know to go to the movie theater and put down my money.

Elliott Kalan

[1:12] I mean, it was, it was a huge hit.

[1:14] That's right, we'll be talking about the classic tale of a nerdy outcast who becomes a werewolf, which makes him a basketball star, which gets him the lead in the Civil War stage play the high school is putting on.

[1:26] And he's gonna have to make a choice between being a werewolf and doing what's right.

[1:30] Also, his friend is named Stiles, and he wears a t-shirt that says, what are you looking at, dick nose, right?

[1:36] Yep, yep.

[1:37] So, you asked for it, you know Teen Wolf, why am I describing it to you?

[1:40] You know Teen Wolf, it's the movie that made the 80s, that's why they call it The Mateys.

[1:45] And we're gonna talk about it Saturday, February 6th, 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific.

[1:49] We're not just talking about Teen Wolf, we're gonna have all new presentations, we're gonna have an audience Q&A, we're gonna have new kind of show stuff we haven't done before.

[1:57] That's right, folks, there's new segments in this one.

[1:59] Why? Because we're making you pay for it.

[2:02] But not that much.

[2:03] Only 10 bucks a ticket.

[2:04] Only $10 a ticket for all this entertainment?

[2:07] Have you gone insane?

[2:08] Maybe we have, folks.

[2:09] Tune in and find out.

[2:10] Just go to www.theflophouse.simpleticks.com

[2:18] www.theflophouse.simpleticks.com

[2:21] And belly up to the bar, buy your ticket, otherwise you can't see it.

Dan McCoy

[2:26] But I'm not gonna be able to sit on my computer Saturday, February 6th, 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific.

Elliott Kalan

[2:33] Well, good news, Crybaby.

[2:34] Good news, Crybaby.

Dan McCoy

[2:36] We gotta talk about your sales pitch here.

Elliott Kalan

[2:39] No, no.

[2:39] Hey, Crybaby, change that wet typer.

[2:42] Because guess what?

[2:43] When you pay for your ticket, you get access to the archived show for one week afterwards.

[2:48] Watch it at your leisure.

[2:50] Or if you're in England, watch it at your leisure.

[2:52] Crybaby.

[2:53] It's only $10 for one week of access to the original Flophouse Teen Wolf talk show.

[2:59] Saturday, February 6th, 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific.

[3:03] I already ordered a very special shirt for it.

[3:05] We're talking Teen Wolf, and you're gonna love it.

[3:07] $10.

[3:08] www.theflophouse.simpleticks.com

Dan McCoy

[3:10] Now, I was gonna talk about your aggro style, but let's talk about how you said parcific twice.

[3:16] You said percific like four times.

[3:18] Percific like your Popeye.

Elliott Kalan

[3:19] That's how we say it out here.

[3:21] This is how we do it.

Dan McCoy

[3:22] Yeah, so, you know, I'm gonna distance myself from Elliot's necking.

Elliott Kalan

[3:26] I'm just gonna say we'd love to have you listeners come watch us do a show on the internet.

[3:35] I'm the bad cop.

[3:36] Dan's the good cop.

[3:37] Stu's the hot cop.

[3:38] And we're gonna be talking about Teen Wolf.

[3:40] Saturday, February 6th, 9pm Eastern, 6pm percific.

[3:44] Just go to www.theflophouse.simpleticks.com

[3:48] Alright, well, see you soon.

S3

[3:50] Bye!

A FLOP HOUSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

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