FH Mini 38 - The Movies That Didn't Make Us

[0:00] Hey everyone and welcome to the Flop House.

[0:06] I'm Dan McCoy.

[0:07] I'm Stuart Wellington.

[0:09] I'm Elliot Kalin.

[0:11] No jokes needed.

[0:12] Dan?

[0:13] Yeah, it's true.

[0:14] Well, I was a little distracted because Stuart looks so bemused by me saying my name.

[0:22] No, I was still laughing because that was like the fourth time you're like, okay, let's

[0:26] just get into it.

[0:28] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[0:32] Yeah.

[0:33] You know, I think, you know, a lot of false starts helps our energy as a podcast.

[0:37] That's what really...

[0:38] Yeah, yeah.

[0:39] It's the audio equivalent for us of struggling to get a condom on in the middle of sex.

[0:45] It's the best part of sex.

[0:47] Yeah.

[0:48] It's the puzzle aspect.

[0:49] It's like the reverse escape room for your penis.

[0:52] Yeah.

[0:53] Why couldn't we just be born with ballistic penises to deal with labyrinthine duck vaginas?

[1:00] Yeah, exactly.

[1:01] Like in the movie, ballistic penises, ex-penis versus ever-penis.

[1:04] I thought you were going to say, why couldn't we just be born with condoms on our penises

[1:10] already?

[1:11] I can think of one problem with that.

[1:14] Yeah.

[1:15] Anyway, so this is the Flop House.

[1:19] Obviously, it's a movie podcast.

[1:22] Normally, it's about bad movies.

[1:23] We talk about them.

[1:25] Just drag this episode into your garbage and hit empty trash.

[1:30] I mean, come on.

[1:31] We talked about penises.

[1:32] The Flop House could be a title for a penis podcast.

[1:34] True, true.

[1:36] So we do two of those or three, depending on how many Saturdays are in a month.

[1:43] What do you call them?

[1:45] Main episodes a month.

[1:47] But on the off weeks, we do these minis, which are kind of a little, you know, a snack

[1:52] to tide you over between those episodes.

[1:55] And tonight, I'm in the driver's seat.

[1:58] Uh-oh.

[1:59] Which means...

[2:01] Cancel ride.

[2:03] As...

[2:05] Watch out, Nux is driving again.

[2:07] Oh, boy.

[2:08] We're going right into the storm.

[2:10] As is usually the case when I'm in the driver's seat, I have devised a little game for us.

[2:15] Oh, shit.

[2:17] Here comes Jigsaw again.

[2:21] That's how people react.

[2:23] Here comes Jigsaw again.

[2:25] Oh, boy.

[2:26] This is Dan as Jigsaw.

[2:27] He'd be like this.

[2:29] How would you like to play a little game?

[2:31] There's a bomb.

[2:32] Hold on a second.

[2:33] Wait.

[2:34] Let me just set this up.

[2:35] Wait.

[2:36] Let me get this right.

[2:37] Okay, okay, okay.

[2:38] There's a bomb, and you need a key.

[2:39] That's it.

[2:40] Wait.

[2:41] Hold on.

[2:42] Let me figure this out.

[2:43] Wait.

[2:45] Hold on.

[2:46] You just see Jigsaw scrolling through his phone trying to find the email that was...

[2:50] I'm like, he's not even in his email app.

[2:52] He's in Instagram right now.

[2:55] Yeah.

[2:56] Well, okay.

[2:57] Dan, so you're a modern-day Jigsaw in a 21st century world, and you've got a game for us.

[3:02] Yeah, and the premise of the game is...

[3:06] So, we often like to dig up, out of our memories, movies that have left no cultural footprint,

[3:15] movies that people have forgotten.

[3:18] Our friends over at Blank Check like to call them movies that don't exist, which I think

[3:22] is a good way to define them.

[3:25] So my game is going to be this.

[3:27] I am going to alternate giving you guys the title of a movie that has left little to no

[3:36] sort of lasting footprint in the cultural imagination.

[3:40] And if you're able to tell me anything about this movie, you will get a point.

[3:44] Now, for the purposes of this game, anything about this movie will be defined these ways.

[3:53] Not literally anything, but if you are able to tell me...

[3:56] It was your word, Dan.

[3:58] You're the one who said anything, and now you're telling us we were wrong.

[4:03] If you're able to tell me the director of this film, if you're able to tell me one of the top three

[4:10] listed cast members on IMDb, or if you're able to give me a reasonably accurate description

[4:19] of the movie's basic premise, any of these three things will be acceptable to get you a point.

[4:26] Okay, Dan. Are there style points?

[4:29] That's a good question. Are there style points?

[4:32] I mean, it is a podcast that we're doing for entertainment, so the style will be appreciated

[4:38] by the audience, but it will get you no points from me.

[4:43] Like the last game, if someone is unable to give any information about the movie,

[4:50] the other player will have a chance to steal.

[4:53] Is there a sound effect when you do a steal?

[4:56] It depends on whether Alex wants to do any work or not.

[5:06] Yeah, whatever that sound that Elliot just made, you can cut that out and reuse it.

[5:12] Classic swip-swipe, but real high-pitched.

[5:15] Dan, just to be clear, are we allowed to Google search the titles?

[5:19] No, you're not allowed to.

[5:21] Okay, just making sure.

[5:23] For the purposes of this game, that would be considered cheating.

[5:27] And for most games. Most trivia games.

[5:31] My fingers are so crossed that I get fucking Avatar.

[5:37] Okay, so alphabetically, we'll start alphabetically with Elliot going first in the first round.

[5:45] Works with both first name and last name.

[5:47] I did actually go through that in my head.

[5:53] Stuart, what's your middle name again?

[5:55] Lenton.

[5:56] Yep, mine is Charles, so all three names above Stuart's in the alphabet.

[6:00] Elliot, Charles, Kalen, Stuart, Lenton, Wellington.

[6:04] What fancy boys we are tonight.

[6:06] We're a couple of little British royals.

[6:09] And I'm Daniel Kirk McCoy.

[6:12] That's why I'm Dank McCoy on Twitter.

[6:15] Dank McCoy.

[6:17] Okay, so Elliot.

[6:18] Not because of your nugs.

[6:20] My nugs are pretty dank, but that is not why I named myself that.

[6:25] Stuart, how are your nugs?

[6:27] I didn't name myself in general.

[6:29] How are your nugs?

[6:30] Pretty dry.

[6:31] Yeah, okay.

[6:32] That's our little side game.

[6:34] How are your nugs?

[6:37] Okay, Elliot.

[6:39] Your first movie that doesn't exist, but does.

[6:43] What is it?

[6:44] They do exist.

[6:45] They do.

[6:46] These are actual movies.

[6:47] Even though they call them movies that don't exist, they do exist.

[6:49] They have not captured the cultural imagination.

[6:53] This movie is from 2009, and its title is Beyond a Reasonable Doubt.

[7:01] Can you tell me anything about Beyond a Reasonable Doubt?

[7:08] I mean, my guess is it's a remake of the Fritz Lang movie, Beyond a Reasonable Doubt.

[7:14] And in that case, maybe you could give me a plot summary.

[7:18] That someone has been – in that one, I can give you – the Fritz Lang one, someone has been unjustly accused of a crime.

[7:29] But it's actually a plot that they've put together so that they can commit a murder and get off from it.

[7:34] Well, you found a loophole in this game.

[7:37] Elliot, you do get a point for that because it is in fact a remake of that movie.

[7:43] This version starred Michael Douglas and was directed by Peter Himes.

[7:49] Oh, really?

[7:51] Journeyman director Peter Himes.

[7:53] Yeah, from Capricorn 1, right?

[7:54] Yeah.

[7:55] Okay, so that's one for Elliot Stewart.

[7:59] Oh, man. This is going to be rough.

[8:02] Your movie is Being Human.

[8:06] Can you tell me anything about Being Human?

[8:10] This is a movie that came out in 1994.

[8:17] Two hours, two minutes long.

[8:20] Yeah, is Robin Williams in that shit?

[8:24] Robin Williams is in Being Human.

[8:27] Nice. I was hoping you wouldn't get it because that's the only thing I know about it too.

[8:30] That is the only thing I would know about that movie.

[8:32] I watched this movie. So growing up, my cousin Barbie worked – she was the manager of a movie theater in like Wyandotte or something.

[8:44] The Being Human Theater.

[8:46] Well, because she got – occasionally got like to go to prescreenings of movies that they're like auditioning them or some shit for the local movie theaters.

[8:58] And so she – one day to just keep me busy because I was like, what, 14 at the time, 13?

[9:05] She just had me go watch a bunch of movies.

[9:08] So I watched – the two movies I watched back-to-back were PCU followed by Being Human.

[9:16] Oh, man. It was basically the same experience.

[9:20] Yeah. Well, this is – yeah.

[9:22] If PCU is the next one, I'm sorry if I blow up your spot, Dan.

[9:25] And Being Human is based on a one-man show, right?

[9:28] That would make sense.

[9:30] Is it? All I know about it is that Robin Williams is pensively looking out onto the ocean on the cover of it, and I never rented it.

[9:45] I walked by it several times in the video place.

[9:49] I know that it got terrible reviews.

[9:52] Maybe it's not based on a one-man show.

[9:54] Maybe I just thought that because it's like one person doing multiple parts, right?

[9:59] Yeah.

[10:00] I kind of remember that it's you know it's kind of a blur I feel like it I would assume

[10:06] it would have something to do with robots because with a title like that but that's

[10:10] Bicentennial Man right? Bicentennial Man yeah okay well we're I think did did Robert Williams

[10:17] did a voice for Disney's robots or was it not Disney that or was it Disney that did the movie?

[10:23] I think Blue Sky or Blue Sky yeah I think you're right um anyway um yeah being human part of the

[10:31] uh craze the the short-lived craze for titles that are gerunds um or have gerunds of them okay

[10:40] uh back to Elliot uh Changeling can you tell me anything about oh yeah Angelina Jolie

[10:46] Changeling her kid gets kidnapped and no one believes her sure yeah Clint Eastwood directed it

[10:52] uh wow right he was written by J. Michael Straczynski possibly Jeffrey Donovan's in that

[10:58] Elliot knows so much about Changeling yeah hey we're gonna tell you it made a big impact on me

[11:04] sorry sorry blank check no they picked that movie no no one these are movies that I just

[11:10] yeah I I could have I could have honestly I could have gone deeper with this I wanted I wanted well

[11:16] I mean to say movies that made no cultural impact there's a hundred years of movies

[11:22] I was worried you were going to be like the answer was getting in the kitchen it's uh it's a Joey

[11:28] Brown movie from 1932 this movie is called Foxy Grandpa what is it about no I yeah I I wanted it

[11:37] to have a a little chance that people would know what I was talking about but um oh that's fair

[11:43] yeah Jim yeah Changeling all right right on everything I said about it back to Stuart uh-huh

[11:50] uh your movie is Unstrung Heroes can you tell me anything about

[11:56] Unstrung Heroes you better know something because I do oh no uh

[12:04] oh man I don't know anything about this I would assume that it's some kind of a

[12:09] puppet movie or a movie about puppets uh but yeah I I have no idea uh is is Dustin Hoffman in it

[12:22] Dustin Hoffman uh I don't believe is in he's certainly not one of the top three

[12:27] bills okay so I whiffed Elliot you have the chance to steal

[12:32] actually no I was real cocky before and I'm not sure I'm remembering did Diane Keaton

[12:36] direct Unstrung Heroes Diane Keaton directed Unstrung Heroes starring Annie McDowell and

[12:41] John Turturro and John Turturro yeah I can see I could see John Turturro's hair that was the thing

[12:47] that was the thing I remember from it it's it's majestic you can't forget it when was this from

[12:55] uh that was like early 90s right yeah let me it's 95 a kid a kid has like he has like a goofy

[13:03] uncle or goofy uncles or something yeah he's a couple of offbeat uncles he learns life lessons

[13:09] I mean that's just Uncle Buck I mean I don't know it's Uncle Bucks there's two uncles oh wow two

[13:14] that's a lot of pancakes well it's like that that old lions movie that uh that secondhand secondhand

[13:21] lions yeah with Dev Patel no old lions movie so uh Elliot you stole that one so the it's still

[13:31] the ball's still in your court for this one uh Cyrus can you tell me anything about the movie

[13:36] Cyrus Cyrus is Jonah Hill and uh and uh uh Riley right John C Riley that is correct Marissa Tomei

[13:44] I think yeah that is correct yeah Cyrus um so wow that's a movie I hadn't thought of in a long time

[13:51] yeah going more about the moment in Hedwig and the Angry Inch when the guy says Cyrus when he when he

[13:57] should be saying oh Cyrus more than I've thought of that movie mm-hmm uh well that's that's the

[14:03] first half guys it went really fast um and going going into the second half oh Stu you got some

[14:09] ground to make up because you've got one point and Elliot has four oh wow okay that's where my

[14:16] brain space is being taken up by I can turn this around yeah

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[18:03] of the episode it's possible I mean it's still pretty early like this is if this was a movie

[18:09] and the credits were happening you'd be like oh that's a little bit of a wait but it's not that

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[18:18] Brothers we're gonna be talking we're doing a virtual live show we've done a couple of these

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[18:40] lot yeah don't come to our show to boo us it's yes it's a waste of all of our time I know he

[18:46] they're paying for the ticket do what you want you know I mean you would think it would be don't

[18:49] encourage it you would think it would be like it would be a weird combination for all three of us

[18:55] to be heels at the show instead of uh what's that uh no baby faces sweet boys baby faces

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[20:49] I don't have a day job anymore.

[20:51] Yeah, so this is literally my only source of income.

[20:56] I feel like each of us has taken a turn

[20:58] in the past couple of years where we're like, Flophouse, thank goodness you're here.

[21:01] You pay my bills.

[21:03] It's Dan's turn in the hot seat.

[21:04] You're my safety net.

[21:06] Yeah, please.

[21:07] And Dan's been sitting back a little bit,

[21:09] just just lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills.

[21:11] And then he decided, you know what?

[21:12] My life needs a change.

[21:13] So Flophouse, can you help me?

[21:16] Oh, shit.

[21:17] I shouldn't have been lighting all those hundred dollar bills on fire.

[21:20] It's so cool at the time.

[21:23] But in hindsight, you're like, this this was a waste.

[21:26] That one's on me, guys.

[21:28] I mean, the bigger problem also is that Dan was putting out those fires

[21:31] with gasoline just makes a bigger fire.

[21:33] Yeah.

[21:34] All right.

[21:35] Well, now that we've plugged and I've made

[21:39] a shameless play for your sympathies back to the game again,

[21:44] Stuart, you have one point, Elliot, you have four.

[21:48] I'm arbitrarily doubling the points this round.

[21:51] I got Elliot right where I want him.

[21:54] Ha ha.

[21:55] Oh, man.

[21:56] Why am I? Wait, what do I maybe maybe?

[21:58] OK, well, ask any ask any sports expert.

[22:02] They'll tell you four to one is the worst lead in sports,

[22:07] especially in the second round when I've used up all my energy.

[22:10] And now you're ready to go.

[22:12] Yeah. Do I get any do I get any like bonuses or phone of friends or.

[22:17] None of that.

[22:18] But you do get to start this round since Elliot started the last round.

[22:21] So I believe, Dan, you said that points are double in this round.

[22:24] Points are doubled in this round.

[22:26] Two questions. If I don't get any, you'll be in the lead.

[22:28] Mm hmm. That's true.

[22:31] And again, it is pretty arbitrary that the points are doubled this round.

[22:34] The the movies are not any harder than in the first round.

[22:40] In some ways, they're easier.

[22:44] Yeah, like Evan Almighty, it's like.

[22:48] So, Stuart,

[22:51] the your your movie is the prize winner of Defiance, Ohio.

[22:55] Can you tell me anything about this film?

[22:58] So I think I thought you said they weren't

[23:00] harder this round, Dan, the prize winner of Defiance, Ohio,

[23:04] whether it be director top three build or what this movie is about.

[23:10] Can I can I ask the year of release?

[23:15] The year of release is

[23:18] 2005.

[23:19] And I want to clarify that when I say tell me what this movie is about,

[23:22] you have to give me more than it's about some sort of prize winner in Defiance,

[23:26] Ohio, my plan 2005.

[23:30] I'm going to say Kathy Bates was in it.

[23:35] She may have been in it.

[23:36] I do not know. I'm not looking down the cast, but she's not.

[23:39] He's refusing to learn anything more about this.

[23:43] I feel like I was an educated guest.

[23:46] Yeah, I think it's pretty good.

[23:49] Elliot, do you have anything for this?

[23:51] I don't. So I'm just going to say Allison Janney.

[23:55] Good guess again.

[23:56] This is a movie about in order to support her 10 children,

[24:00] Evelyn Ryan enters a commercial jingle writing contest.

[24:04] And the top three actors are Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Laura Dern.

[24:10] Director Jane Anderson.

[24:12] This all would have been good guesses, especially because they were right.

[24:14] Yeah. Yes.

[24:15] So, Elliot, we're staying with you.

[24:19] Your next movie is called Breach.

[24:24] Oh, Breach was the story of of the FBI case, the FBI spy case.

[24:29] And it was what's

[24:33] Cooper was in that, right?

[24:34] Chris Cooper, Chris Cooper.

[24:36] Yes, is top billed followed by Felipe.

[24:39] And yeah, he was the was the was the agent who's trying to track him down.

[24:43] And that was a true story.

[24:45] Yes.

[24:46] So, Elliot, you get a couple a couple of points, two more points.

[24:49] It's six to one now.

[24:51] Ah, Stuart, welcome to my web.

[24:59] The more points I win, the trickier it gets for me.

[25:04] Here's your chance to

[25:08] win back some points.

[25:10] We'll not win them back.

[25:11] Just win them.

[25:12] You're not stealing them.

[25:15] This would be Dan.

[25:15] That could be an interesting mechanic.

[25:17] It would be a great mechanic.

[25:18] Point stealing. Yeah.

[25:19] Yeah. So maybe there's a sound effect for that, too.

[25:23] Pozoint! Something like that.

[25:26] Yeah, sure. Pozoint.

[25:27] Or the sound of like a little burglar tiptoeing away.

[25:30] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[25:32] Yeah.

[25:33] Your film is.

[25:37] White Squall.

[25:40] Can you tell me anything about the movie White Squall?

[25:44] I can tell you it has something to do with boats.

[25:49] Peter Weir directed it?

[25:54] You know what? Close.

[25:56] I know the movie that I think you're thinking of, but no.

[26:00] OK, then.

[26:02] No, I don't know White Squall.

[26:04] I know nothing about it.

[26:06] Elliot, can you steal.

[26:09] Did Ridley Scott direct White Squall?

[26:12] Ridley Scott directed White Squall.

[26:16] I remember my dad being really excited

[26:18] to see that movie before it came out, and I don't think he ever did.

[26:22] Yes.

[26:23] OK, Elliot, I'm going to I'm going to stay with you here.

[26:28] You're it's a blowout, but you have yet another chance.

[26:31] Don't rub it in at this point.

[26:33] I mean, it's a blowout.

[26:35] OK, Brian De Palma and John Travolta.

[26:39] Your movie is The Evening Star.

[26:42] What is this film? The Evening Star.

[26:44] Evening Star.

[26:46] Was that the movie that.

[26:51] Nick Cassavetes directed.

[26:54] No, I'm thinking of a different movie than the star of the title.

[26:57] Stewart, do you have.

[27:01] Oh, damn it. I know what this movie is.

[27:03] OK, come back to me after Stewart.

[27:05] Yeah.

[27:07] Stewart, do you have anything for this?

[27:08] About a newspaper.

[27:14] Now, I don't I don't know the sequel to Terms of Endearment.

[27:17] It is the sequel to Terms of Endearment that was made.

[27:20] Yeah. Many years later.

[27:22] Yeah. And Jack Nicholson and Tristan McLean are both in it again.

[27:25] Right. Yeah.

[27:26] Yeah. Yep.

[27:27] Don't give me those points, Dan.

[27:28] It would be unfair for you to give me those points.

[27:30] I'm not going to. Maybe give them to me.

[27:32] Maybe give them to me.

[27:34] Stewart, I believe you're this is yours.

[27:37] Yep. OK, so for the final the final question of the entire game.

[27:42] This is worth ten points, right?

[27:45] This is the golden snitch of questions for the hundred points.

[27:48] The final question.

[27:49] Can you tell me anything about the gun and Betty Lou's handbag?

[27:59] If you have been listening to our own show,

[28:02] you should know something about the gun and Betty Lou's handbag.

[28:05] We certainly got a heavy tutorial on it weeks ago.

[28:09] Yeah.

[28:10] So what can you tell me about it?

[28:13] In this case, I will accept any of the actors I mentioned.

[28:18] You mentioned a lot of them.

[28:19] I've mentioned several guest members.

[28:26] Stewart is taking his headphones off.

[28:33] Oh, he looks so upset.

[28:37] Can you pull anything?

[28:39] This is more of a this is now more of a friendship quiz.

[28:42] If you listen to anything, I say.

[28:47] Yeah.

[28:48] Well, Stewart is it looks like he's got something.

[28:52] I think I'm ready.

[28:56] Yeah, is John Turturro in it?

[29:02] No, there's no John Turturro.

[29:05] Elliot, can you tell me any of the guest

[29:07] members of the gun and Betty Lou's handbag?

[29:10] I got some bad news, too,

[29:12] because I also do not remember a single thing Dan said about the gun and Betty Lou's

[29:17] handbag.

[29:20] Oh, man, I would have accepted Penelope Ann Miller,

[29:24] Alfre Woodard, Julianne Moore.

[29:27] Who else did I say?

[29:29] There's meatloaf, a lot of people.

[29:31] Catherine Keener is in it.

[29:34] Adam Shankman, I mentioned going way down the list.

[29:38] Frank Welker.

[29:42] The one I missed

[29:44] is that Stanley Tucci is uncredited.

[29:47] So, well, anyway, it's a good thing I didn't see Stanley Tucci,

[29:51] then I would have lost points.

[29:53] Thank you for playing my devious game.

[29:58] It was all just.

[30:00] to prove that we don't pay attention when you tell us about things.

[30:03] You got me again, Jigsaw.

[30:06] That's the catchphrase in the movies, right?

[30:08] Like, oh, Jigsaw, you got me again.

[30:12] Jigsaw's at it again.

[30:15] Ah! Saw.

[30:19] I would like to thank our listeners

[30:22] for listening to this shenanigans-filled episode.

[30:26] I would like to urge them again to go to our website,

[30:31] click on events, get a ticket for our live Super Mario Bros. show.

[30:37] Flophousepodcast.com slash events for our show on September 25th.

[30:42] And I'd like to thank our editor...

[30:44] 2021, baby.

[30:47] To thank our editor, Alex Smith.

[30:49] I'd like to thank our network, Maximum Fun.

[30:52] Maximumfun.org for all kinds of great other podcasts that you can listen to.

[30:59] Some of them might actually teach you something, unlike this one.

[31:02] I mean, this one's...

[31:03] We'll tell you something about White Squall, I guess.

[31:05] That's true.

[31:07] I mean, if anyone...

[31:08] You told people who was in The Gun and Petaloo's Handbag,

[31:10] but there's no way they're going to remember it.

[31:11] That's for sure.

[31:12] It's impossible.

[31:13] It slips off the brain.

[31:16] But until next time, I've been Dan McCoy.

[31:19] I've been, like, Stanley Tucci, I think?

[31:22] I don't know.

[31:23] Yeah, that's you.

[31:24] I'm Elliot Kalin, very frustrated that I...

[31:27] This is how my brain works.

[31:28] I'm very frustrated I did not get The Evening Star one right,

[31:30] even though I've never seen that movie.

[31:32] I saw the trailer for it once when I was a child in the theater.

[31:35] And I'm mad that, for some reason, that didn't stick in my head.

[31:38] But thank you, Dan.

[31:39] Yes.

[31:40] Bye.

[31:41] Bye.

[31:43] That was a fun game.

[31:44] That was a fun game.

FH Mini 38 - The Movies That Didn't Make Us

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