FH Mini 44 - FlopTails, Part 2, with Zhubin Parang

[0:00] Life reminds me of a storm here in the doghouse Make a move when it's your turn, get some

[0:16] chili, take buttercup out But don't disrupt the day's events

[0:21] Don't ruin the wedding plans Tear out danger, certain death

[0:26] I'm sure to face you on your quest But don't worry, the hog's bottom three

[0:32] I'm here to get a bowl of chili Flop dance

[0:37] Everybody's favorite crew in Flop dance

[0:42] Pretend cutie pie and talk to stew

[0:47] Lucky Bone Watcher, Elliot is You know when I'm playing scraps?

[0:51] Stupid is Yes, you're silver fur

[0:53] And me, your boy Stew Flop dance

[1:02] Pretend cutie pie and talk to stew Flop dance

[1:07] Not ponytails or some kind of bird tail Flop dance

[2:46] It took them 30 years at least to make the movie

[2:49] Yeah, cuz they just had Tom Hanks hanging hanging out at places where they thought maybe something significant

[2:57] Something historical is gonna happen at the White House

[3:01] They also chopped off Gary Sinise's legs right so that the movie would be cool

[3:09] Yeah, they gave him back new the same way that the same way that Tom Cruise does all his own stunts Gary Sinise loses all

[3:14] His own legs. Yeah for the first movies

[3:16] You also only see those parts where Tom Cruise Tom Hanks is that that actually ended up being historically relevant

[3:21] You don't see like the five years. He's actually added in you know in Bavaria hoping for something to happen

[3:27] Yeah, he did spend a lot of time in Topeka thinking

[3:32] Topeka and went through a number of jobs really hit hard times. He kept during that period you know keep muttering himself

[3:40] It's always the places you least expect you know

[3:45] It's like it would be much more dramatic if something happened here than in say, New York where dramatic things happen all the time

[3:51] Oh boy, well, I guess I'll just stay here for a little bit longer

[3:57] Well we got here because we just are riffing and bullshitting what we do here on this comedy podcast

[4:03] But tonight we're gonna be playing our role-playing game and just a quick catch-up

[4:07] Last week or two weeks ago

[4:10] You were tasked with getting some of the Farmer's Prize winning chili on the day of his daughter's wedding and

[4:18] It is going okay so far you have all managed to make it into the farmhouse

[4:22] And you have managed to keep cutie pie the adorable, but danger prone kitten alive

[4:29] Despite yourselves the amount of heat is currently three if it ever gets to ten you have ruined the wedding and

[4:37] You will be

[4:38] Everyone will be disappointed

[4:40] Let's get back. Are they not gonna get married if we if the heat number gets to ten. You know I don't want to say never

[4:52] She's already probably having cold feet, so I don't think this is this you're gonna. She's gonna. Take this as a sign

[4:56] It's probably turn up the heat warm up those feet get her more excited about the wedding

[5:00] You know get those feet less. I don't know if he means that I feel like it's more

[5:05] That's where the phrase came from right is that people that were going to get married their feet got so cold they couldn't actually walk

[5:11] Down the aisle exactly yeah

[5:14] Shattered like Terminator style just like happened Gary's Denise behind the scenes of Forrest Gump, and they had to write it into the film

[5:21] Cold feet to do the movie and then just would not take his foot off the air-conditioning

[5:25] They kept saying Gary don't do that, and he said I like it. I like my feet being cool. They get sweaty otherwise

[5:33] Okay, so you know I just thought of is it possible to ask the farmer. We just asked the farmer no chili

[5:39] No, we don't use a request on their daughter's way. Yes, if we could speak English. I mean one. He's not the godfather

[5:45] He's a farmer and to it. We speak I my dog comprehension is limited to when I see movies

[5:52] Like I'm a dog. I only understand what I see in classic

[5:58] With a real love for New Hollywood

[6:01] What if we run to the wedding and bang on the window and then escape with the bride in a bus

[6:07] We get chilly then would she give us some chili?

[6:15] So two of you lucky and scraps you are in the kitchen with cutie pie

[6:20] And you have just made a mess of the plates. What's the plan? What are you doing?

[6:24] Are you going to hastily sweep them up and make dough eyes?

[6:28] Are you going to continue attempting to hide yeah?

[6:34] Distraction I mean do we feel like that people have seen in the kitchen have seen us with the plates

[6:39] Or they just know plates have fallen down the the people are coming over to check on the the plates if you

[6:46] Don't do something quickly. You will be spotted. Okay now. I could just one of my traits is distract. I could distract them

[6:52] I don't know what I would be distracting them

[6:55] For I don't know exactly how would it is there anything that lucky that you can do that would get us closer to chili I

[7:03] Mean

[7:04] My skills are being curious unaffected and strange coincidence, so I don't think any particular skill would apply in this case

[7:14] Maybe we could I don't know what dogs do the frisbees we could we could throw the plates around like frisbee

[7:21] I mean that doesn't even necessarily lower the level, but I mean I could use can't stay mad at you again

[7:27] Which I used last time to assuage some workers after their horse almost killed cutie pie

[7:32] And and just a reminder cutie pie is in the kitchen with you and also

[7:37] Tabitha the angry old mean cat who wants to kill cutie pie is also in the kitchen now

[7:42] I if we could somehow blame Tabitha for this yes would that lower the heat level on us?

[7:48] Yeah, you would just have to explain how you would

[7:51] Successfully do that. No that that was that was my immediate thought to Elliot

[7:55] I mean if we all like find if we all hide effectively

[8:00] And Tabitha is the only animal on view it seems like but you would need to trick Tabitha into revealing herself

[8:07] Let me suggest to you guys that one of you runs over to Tabitha

[8:11] And I know there's gonna be a dice roll, but if you can hurl her into the chili

[8:15] I

[8:19] Mean the thing is I mean I guess a dog would want to eat chili the cat was in I was gonna say I don't

[8:23] Want to eat chili that's full of cat, but it was supposed to be the cat hair cat meat

[8:28] I mean here's I mean could I do you think I could get away with throwing doing a cat sound and throwing my voice as

[8:35] Distract so that they would look in the direction of Tabitha rather than in the direction of us

[8:40] Yeah, I mean you're a cartoon dog you can do all kinds of shit

[8:45] We're doing

[8:47] So I'm gonna use distract, that's a that's and I'm gonna do that

[8:51] Distract I'm gonna throw my voice and do a meow meow sound so that it sounds like it's coming from Tabitha

[8:57] So people see her next to the plates and not us well

[9:00] And while they're looking at her we can kind of tiptoe way back towards the chili

[9:03] Okay, I have to good you have a you have a you have a ear for impressions

[9:07] Yeah, well, that's the thing with scraps as a lovable mutt. I'm always observing, and I'm always doing my routines

[9:12] You know I do I do a Jack Nicholson if he were a dog

[9:28] Haven't heard my Jimmy Stewart if he was a dog that's another one that I do

[9:33] And of course who's a hot star now that people like that has a distinctive voice there aren't any I don't think

[9:40] So so I'll do I think

[9:47] Bark bark bark like kind of like an angry. Yeah, he does he does bark when he talks

[9:54] Anyway, who was the other person you mentioned after Adam driver? I was gonna say Kumail Nanjiani, but I'm very

[10:00] I would very much like to hear Scraps do that impression.

[10:02] I mean, Kumail Nanjiani has, I mean, it's mostly an eyebrow, so you can't hear it.

[10:05] You just gotta see it, but I live my eyebrow in the Nanjiani style.

[10:10] Okay, so I'm gonna roll for distract, throwing my voice but making a meow sound.

[10:16] What do you think? Should I use one of my good boy points for this?

[10:18] I've got them, they're just lying around.

[10:20] I think you should, yes.

[10:22] You've got two, right? Use one.

[10:24] Okay, yeah, because it's already 4d6, now this is 5d6.

[10:27] Wow.

[10:28] You're right, that's a solid 50%.

[10:30] I don't think that's, I mean, you show a dog's understanding of chance and, what's the word, probability.

[10:39] Yeah, just don't worry.

[10:41] Okay, I've got two sixes in this one.

[10:43] Wow, so what happens? What do you do?

[10:45] Okay, so literally throwing my voice, I go, out of the corner of my mouth I go, meow, meow, meow.

[10:53] And my voice leaps, the sound leaps from my mouth over to above Tabitha, almost like a cartoon loudspeaker appears above her going, meow, meow, meow.

[11:04] And everybody in the room turns and looks at Tabitha, who is, you know, right on top of the counter.

[11:09] Yeah, she's like perched on top of a cabinet right now.

[11:12] Yeah, yeah, and right where she would be in the perfect place to knock those plates over.

[11:16] And they all get mad at her.

[11:18] And me and Lucky and Cutie Pie, we all tiptoe away and you hear the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding as our toes, because we're literally on our toes tiptoeing away.

[11:27] And they either pick Tabitha up and kick her out of the place, like, or they, with a broom, just go sweep and sweep her off the cabinet and she's flying out the window.

[11:38] Yeah, Nanny McAllister, that's Farmer McAllister's wife, picks her up and holds her one-armed out the window and drops her.

[11:47] Yeah, into the waiting open mouth of Captain, I can only assume.

[11:51] Yeah.

[11:52] No, probably not.

[11:53] Not yet, no. Oh, you won't deal with her that well.

[11:55] Okay, so you have reduced the heat, you are down to two heat.

[11:59] Things are looking good.

[12:01] Oh, great. She falls on the ground and I just play Tabitha falls on the ground and she holds up a sign that says, how rude.

[12:06] Mm-hmm.

[12:07] Yeah.

[12:08] Sounds perfect.

[12:09] And then she gets served papers by the creators of Full House.

[12:12] I mean, you can't trademark, like, just dialogue.

[12:16] They can try.

[12:17] They can try, yeah.

[12:18] I mean, I guess Disney did try to trademark Cinco de Mayo.

[12:22] She's being served papers by the housebroken cast simultaneously, right?

[12:26] Yeah, I mean, you can't copyright a character.

[12:30] Oh, you know, I said that Disney tried to trademark Cinco de Mayo.

[12:33] I think they tried to trademark Day of the Dead.

[12:35] That's what it was.

[12:36] And also SEAL Team Six, they tried to trademark, which seems bonkers.

[12:41] I mean, as bonkers as it is to try to trademark a holiday from up front, like, that has been celebrated for a long time.

[12:47] To trademark an in-the-news covert ops organization.

[12:52] Anyway, Disney, you got a lot of hooks.

[12:55] Trademark law is very much a, well, it can't hurt.

[12:57] We might as well.

[12:58] Yeah, let's try it.

[12:59] It just costs the filing fee.

[13:02] We're rich. We're the biggest media company there is, I think, maybe.

[13:06] It's like, what, $25?

[13:09] Let's trademark thee.

[13:10] Let's just see what happens.

[13:11] You go tiptoeing out of the kitchen.

[13:16] You push open the door to sneak away from the farmer's wife.

[13:21] And you end up in the dining room with, guess who?

[13:25] That's right.

[13:26] Dancer Silverfur.

[13:28] All three of you guys are together.

[13:29] Oh, Dancer, you made it.

[13:31] Yeah, you guys come in on the tail end of the applause that I'm getting from the wedding cake.

[13:37] And I'm like, you won't believe what happened.

[13:39] We flew.

[13:40] We flew because of a smell.

[13:43] I don't want to hear this religious mumbo jumbo, man.

[13:46] I'm not into this.

[13:48] Just give me a pamphlet and we'll just move on.

[13:51] So we were in the kitchen.

[13:53] We left, had to leave the kitchen because some plates fell down.

[13:57] We got to get back into the kitchen where that chili is, right?

[14:00] Also, here's PewDiePie.

[14:01] Guys, I'm telling you, I'm thinking that our way in to getting that chili is the Bruiser way in.

[14:08] Rest in peace.

[14:09] The way that we do a good deed so good that we get that chili.

[14:14] Is that how Bruiser got it?

[14:15] Forget about this trying to get the chili.

[14:17] Is that the legend of Bruiser?

[14:18] Sure, Dan.

[14:19] Legend tells us that he did such a good thing that he got some chili.

[14:25] Voluntarily, the farmer gave him chili.

[14:27] Now, do we have any idea what that thing was?

[14:30] Well, do we?

[14:31] I'm thinking.

[14:32] Or is it lost in the dusty annals of dog legend?

[14:35] I mean I'm sure you guys can make something up.

[14:39] So the story goes.

[14:41] Oh, thank you.

[14:43] I hear that the story goes that – well, that's all I know.

[14:48] He saved a cat falling from the second story of a hayloft.

[14:51] I don't think that was it.

[14:52] And he was affectionate.

[14:54] I mean maybe it was.

[14:55] Yeah, the original Cutie Pie, Cutie Pie the First.

[14:59] Speaking of Cutie Pie, she is already on the dining room table.

[15:03] Oh, my gosh.

[15:04] She's making a beeline for that wedding cake.

[15:07] How are we supposed to retell the oral stories of our ethnic heritage as dogs on this farm

[15:13] if we're always being distracted by Cutie Pie?

[15:15] Okay, we've got to get Cutie Pie down from that table.

[15:17] What can we do?

[15:18] This cat is performing erasure is what's going on here.

[15:21] She is not allowing us to pass down any oral traditions.

[15:25] You want to scamp again, Straps?

[15:31] So what's on the table?

[15:32] The table is covered in what?

[15:34] I'm worried about what I'm going to be running into if I scamp around.

[15:36] So there is a wedding cake.

[15:38] There are a few bouquets of flowers that the maids are coming in and picking up and taking outside.

[15:47] There's like baskets of rolls and stacks of plates.

[15:54] Here's what I'm going to do.

[15:56] I will once again use my show dog purebred traits to jump on the table, run through all those plates and biscuits

[16:07] and things like so many obstacles on a show course and cut off Cutie Pie as she runs towards the wedding cake.

[16:19] Cut her off just like a semi-hitting Honda Accord when she comes in to t-bone me on the side and knock her off the table.

[16:30] Could I suggest a less brute force option?

[16:34] No, let me just say, Lucky, it's almost certain to fail and it may kill Cutie Pie.

[16:38] I think we might have to try it.

[16:40] Is Cutie Pie close enough to the edge of the table that we could just put our front paws on the table and pull her down off the table?

[16:48] Or is she really in the center of this table and we can't reach that far?

[16:51] So you want to try and be sneaky about it and just put your paws on the table as opposed to jumping on top of the table?

[16:58] I would like to suggest an option based in cat psychology, something that I feel like I have a better understanding of.

[17:08] What if I, as one of the taller dogs, use my tail as a toy to distract Cutie Pie?

[17:19] To get Cutie Pie to come to us rather than us to jump onto the table full of breakables.

[17:26] You certainly can try and do that.

[17:28] Which plan are we going with, guys?

[17:30] I've never heard a cake described as breakable before, but I guess it is.

[17:33] Smushable.

[17:34] Yes.

[17:35] You can leave it out in the rain.

[17:36] You can't leave it out in the rain.

[17:38] I mean you can.

[17:39] I mean you can.

[17:40] It will be rough.

[17:41] You might as well never try that recipe again.

[17:44] You spent so long to make it.

[17:46] Now it's in the rain.

[17:47] I think that's a problem.

[17:51] The problem with that is that you didn't save the recipe.

[17:55] I don't understand what the rain has done to the recipe.

[17:59] I always assumed that it was such a bad memory that you just threw the recipe away.

[18:03] You know what?

[18:04] I don't even want to be reminded of that time when some asshole left my cake in the rain.

[18:08] I didn't get to eat it.

[18:10] No one got to eat it.

[18:11] In my head, the recipe was caught in the same rainstorm that got the cake and the ink on the recipe all dissolved.

[18:17] Yeah.

[18:18] So it's a ruined cake and a sheet of white paper.

[18:20] At least some wedding guests didn't dive through the cake like in the November rain video.

[18:25] Yeah.

[18:26] We don't want to wreck the cake yet until Slash can.

[18:29] Or is it Axel?

[18:30] It's Axel.

[18:31] I had to leave the solo, yeah.

[18:32] Yeah.

[18:33] Why don't we do – let's do Lucky Bone Watchers.

[18:36] We're going to do Lucky's plan?

[18:38] Yeah.

[18:39] Yeah.

[18:40] Okay.

[18:41] What are you rolling, Lucky?

[18:42] I roll three dice.

[18:43] Is that the base thing?

[18:44] The base is two dice.

[18:45] Two dice.

[18:46] I'm going to add my good boy point to this one.

[18:48] Yeah.

[18:49] You've been a good boy.

[18:50] I think that's a good idea.

[18:51] Let's see what I got.

[18:53] I have one six.

[18:55] Oh, man.

[18:56] Okay.

[18:57] So describe what happens.

[18:59] So I put my tail over the edge of the table like one of those toys, like a fishing rod

[19:10] cat toy, and I puff up the end of it and I –

[19:14] How did you puff up the end of it, Dan?

[19:16] You inflated it?

[19:17] Do you hold onto your tail like it is a fishing rod?

[19:19] Yeah.

[19:20] Yeah.

[19:21] You've got to.

[19:22] Yeah.

[19:23] I cast my tail onto there.

[19:26] And then the end of my tail, the fur, it's like it's walking onto the table.

[19:31] In a seductive way.

[19:33] Waving and going, yoo-hoo.

[19:36] What?

[19:38] Got its little hands on its hips.

[19:40] Yeah.

[19:41] And Cutie Pie can't resist that.

[19:44] Cutie Pie runs over and –

[19:46] Cutie Pie, yeah, adjusts her, I don't know, bow tie.

[19:50] Mm-hmm.

[19:52] She comes over and I –

[19:54] Well, I mean, I don't know if I'm overstepping my bounds that you described this, but I imagined

[19:59] her –

[20:00] Chomping on it and me, you know, like, you know, stifling a cry out.

[20:07] There's, you know, like silent tears running down my dog face as I lift her off the table.

[20:14] Her, her, her things in my tail.

[20:15] It's worth all this.

[20:17] And then present, yeah, then present a cutie pie hanging from your tail, like a

[20:21] fish on a lure to your two companions.

[20:24] Exactly.

[20:25] That's perfect.

[20:25] And you know what?

[20:26] In, for all your trouble, you earn another good boy point.

[20:30] Oh, wow.

[20:30] Okay.

[20:30] What are you guys doing?

[20:31] What's the plan?

[20:32] I'm grabbing cutie pie by the name of her neck and just holding her in my mouth.

[20:36] Okay.

[20:37] For the foreseeable future.

[20:38] I'll tell you that.

[20:42] Oh man.

[20:42] It's going to be so funny when she swaps that out with something else.

[20:48] Yeah.

[20:48] When you realize you're holding a rat with a little hat in your, in your, in

[20:52] your mouth, it's just my own tail.

[20:57] I'm just bleeding out.

[20:59] Okay.

[20:59] So what's the plan here, guys?

[21:01] You know where the pot of chili is.

[21:02] You don't have a way to carry it yet.

[21:04] I again, reiterate, I did a great job with this wedding cake.

[21:07] Everybody loved it.

[21:08] I'm saying, yeah, let's, yeah, let's go find, maybe the farmer's daughter is,

[21:13] is actually reconsidering and we need to bring the two together to remember

[21:16] what they love about each other.

[21:18] Maybe, uh, Lizzie may get her.

[21:22] Yeah.

[21:23] Maybe the youngest daughter, Lizzie may can't quite get her

[21:26] overalls buttoned up for the wedding.

[21:27] Maybe she needs our help to do it.

[21:29] Maybe a farmer's best straw hat needs to be restrawed.

[21:33] Whatever it is.

[21:33] How would we do any of those things?

[21:36] Dancer, how are we going to do, I mean, keep, let's hypothesize that

[21:40] any of those things are happening.

[21:42] That, uh, how would we do any of those things?

[21:44] You were the, you, again, you threw your voice across the room.

[21:48] You were castigating me for the idea of magic bow ties.

[21:51] All my, my only idea was to cute ourselves up so we could

[21:54] attract people to give us chili.

[21:56] Now suddenly we're marriage therapists, we're, we're dressers and

[22:00] tailors, guys, the thing I heard, we're dogs, we're dogs.

[22:06] Well, that's all we'll ever be dogs.

[22:08] And I, and I start crying.

[22:09] Let me tell you what dogs do.

[22:11] And I say this very gently and I put my paw on a scraps of shoulders.

[22:15] I know all about dog.

[22:16] Do let me answer.

[22:17] I know all about it.

[22:18] Let me tell you what dogs do do.

[22:21] Ah, but also what I heard about bruiser was that the reason he's

[22:27] dead is that he, as he was dying, brought together the farmer's

[22:33] oldest daughter and her betrothed.

[22:36] It was, it was their love.

[22:39] And so what, and as a, as a reward on his deathbed, he received one final

[22:43] mouthful of chili to take to heaven with him and a good boy point.

[22:48] I don't, I, again, this is a, no one can tell this story in whole because

[22:53] a cat always interrupts the story halfway.

[22:55] So no one truly knows.

[22:56] Speaking of

[22:59] she's in my mouth.

[23:00] Of course.

[23:01] I look down and I see, and I see, I see that I'm holding a sign that says,

[23:06] uh, cutie pie out to lunch.

[23:11] Yeah.

[23:12] It says, I owe you one cutie pie.

[23:14] No, you still have cutie pie.

[23:16] Although you do, uh, you do look out the window and you can see Tabitha

[23:22] sitting on the windowsill outside running a file across her, her, uh,

[23:27] claws and staring at you guys.

[23:31] I mean, that would make them more blunt, right?

[23:32] Which is good.

[23:33] Oh, she's sharp.

[23:34] No, she's like sharpening.

[23:35] Oh, I see.

[23:35] Yeah.

[23:36] Yeah.

[23:36] It's, you know, she's got like a fucking whetstone.

[23:40] Uh, yeah.

[23:41] She's got a barber strap.

[23:42] And she's like,

[23:45] okay, that makes sense.

[23:47] Very old fashioned.

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[27:17] So as you are making your plans, you can hear outside that the

[27:23] guests are beginning to arrive.

[27:24] You can see, you know, stove kettle arrive and with her, her companion

[27:30] buttercup wearing a matching outfit and the pressure is on.

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[27:41] Matching outfit and the pressure is on.

[27:46] So what are you guys going to do?

[27:49] Okay.

[27:49] Here's the thing now again.

[27:51] Okay.

[27:51] Yeah, I reiterate, tell me the story.

[27:54] Tell me the legend of bruiser again, some kind of spectacular simulated

[27:59] saving in the, in not only in front of the wedding, but also buttercup would

[28:04] go a long way towards us getting that four way date that we've all been

[28:08] assuming is going to happen.

[28:10] I heard, I heard that the reason bruiser got chili is that the farmer

[28:15] realized it was heretical to hand out good boy points to dogs.

[28:21] That's almost certainly not what happened.

[28:23] That's almost certainly cannot be.

[28:25] That's the case.

[28:25] It cannot be the case.

[28:27] The farm.

[28:27] I don't even believe you heard that.

[28:30] How was the farmer aware of good boy?

[28:31] I heard it in a dream.

[28:33] Yes.

[28:34] So, uh, also, I mean, another option is during the wedding, I'll tell you

[28:40] where everyone's going to be watching the wedding.

[28:42] No, one's going to be watching this chili.

[28:43] So that might be the time for us to sneak in and drink our fill.

[28:48] And then I guess maybe like a dip, a cup or a bowl into it.

[28:51] Although it's possible that they'll then be getting the chili

[28:54] ready for prep during that time.

[28:55] It depends on how good the caterers are.

[28:57] If there are any.

[28:58] Wait a minute.

[28:59] Wait a minute.

[29:00] Why don't we wait until the chili is set on the table and then drill a hole

[29:05] through the bottom of the table, through the chili pot, that'll have the added.

[29:09] What are we going to do that with?

[29:11] Well, I, uh, you know, there's, I mean, this is a, it's an old farm.

[29:14] There's gotta be some sort of rustic implement here that we can use.

[29:17] There's probably like a hand crank drill.

[29:19] Yeah.

[29:20] You haven't been down into the roots.

[29:25] That seems like a real, real wild goose chase.

[29:27] It's a real snipe hunt to go down to the root cellar for a hand crank drill.

[29:30] Um, I think maybe back in the, uh, back in the, back in the barn, there

[29:35] might've been a hand crank.

[29:38] Maybe we get a hide in the root cellar.

[29:40] And if there happens to be a hand crank drill there, what are we hiding

[29:44] in the root cellar for?

[29:45] Why until the coast is clear for the chili?

[29:49] So I think maybe I, so I liked the beginning of, of dancers plan, which

[29:53] was to wait for when the chili is set out on the table to cool since true.

[29:57] If we go for it now, we're just going to get it.

[29:59] We're going to burn our.

[30:00] I'll do with a mouthful of hot chili. Yeah, and I don't have to mention the kitchen will always be full

[30:04] And not and also like I don't want to burn my tongue. That's what I sweat through. So let's I want to leave that

[30:10] So maybe yeah, well, let's keep an eye on cutie pie and we'll kind of hang around the area hide it hidden

[30:16] We're that where the chili is gonna be served. Oh, no. Oh, it's cutie pie already. Yeah on her way somewhere

[30:23] You you have a little doll in the shape of cutie pie in your

[30:30] I

[30:31] Knew she doesn't squeak like this

[30:33] you don't know where cutie pie is, but the door to the kitchen is

[30:38] Slowly closing. So so somebody must have just gone inside the kitchen

[30:44] Should we go into the kitchen guys? Yeah, let's run into the kitchen

[30:48] Okay, but we can't we got to do it in a way that well

[30:49] We can't run if they're gonna see us running right is there a way we can kind of like slink in?

[30:53] Yeah, who's gonna be who's gonna lead this sneak attack?

[30:57] Attempt now I have I again I have scamper, but I also have just I have distract and can't stay mad at you

[31:04] I could distract people while one of you goes into the kitchen to try to find cutie pie

[31:08] Uh-huh. How are you going to sure? How are you going to perform this distract? Okay, so as a terrier

[31:15] I am adorable when I get up on my hind legs and kind of spin around in little hops

[31:20] And I also have learned how to bow afterwards

[31:24] Wow, which is high difficulty for a dog for a human very easy, but for a dog not so much

[31:29] So I'm going to so what I'll do is I'll go like

[31:32] And then people look at me and I'll be just bouncing like hopping up and down on my on my back legs and spinning around

[31:38] and just being you know, so cute that people love the show and one of you guys can can go in and and

[31:46] Catch cutie pie or both of you that maybe both you go in

[31:49] What I will say is it it looks like the the the folks that are in like this front part of the house are

[31:55] pretty focused on getting ready to go out and

[32:00] For the the procession and they're also paying attention to the people that arrive

[32:04] So you might be able to sneak by pretty easy

[32:07] So maybe we should just go in the kitchen

[32:08] We should you should do that in the kitchen so that people working in the kitchen. Don't see okay

[32:13] That might be a good idea. So let's go into the kitchen and then as soon as we're through that door, I'll go

[32:19] And then I'll

[32:25] Yeah, and I'll do some my impressions Oh bark bark a bark bark

[32:32] Yeah, yeah, so I'm not delivered until now yeah, I don't know that Edward G Robinson has a dog to yeah bark

[32:40] See, yeah bark bark bark. Yeah, and so

[32:44] All pretty old depression, I mean the modern-day stars do not have distinctive voices Dan may or Dan

[32:51] Lucky name one modern star that has a distinctive voice name one idea. I dare you. What's the most recent Christopher Walken a bark?

[32:59] bark bark

[33:01] There's none. There's not name one. Just does George Clooney or Brad Pitt have a distinctive voice?

[33:04] No, does does Timothy Chalamet is distinctive voice? No, I guess maybe what about Andrew Garfield?

[33:11] British accent, I mean British accent is not distinctive. That's like

[33:15] Maybe maybe Tom Holland is a little distinctive and it's like bark

[33:20] Bark bark, but you just if I don't say Tom Holland, you don't know that it's Tom Holland

[33:24] It just sounds like some kid that is kind of like has a wavering voice

[33:28] so again, I got to go with the old references because the new ones are just no just like

[33:33] People are like do Shailene Woodley do it do her and I'm like, I don't know how to do that

[33:38] There's no there's no distinctive, right? So anyway, so that's but that's that's not Elliot saying this. This is scraps saying this

[33:44] That's how scraps feels about it. Yeah

[33:46] So, uh, okay. So it's a huge fan of Shailene Woodley and their distinctive voice. Yeah, very distinct

[33:51] Yes, I find it very distinctive people like do it do a do a JLo impression. Okay, I don't know a lady's voice

[33:57] Anyway, so that's what scraps is saying. So we go into the room. Okay, so we're gonna sneak in there

[34:03] And then and we all go in there so are we in the kitchen already you need to give me a die roll for your

[34:14] Distraction it's a 4d 6 roll. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's just natural distract. Yeah, I get a 6 and

[34:22] 3 into 2. Yes. There's a 6. Oh, yeah. So what what is what is this distraction? What happens while you're distracting them?

[34:29] So well, I'm just so I'm doing my I'm jumping around I'm hopping on my back legs I'm bowing I'm doing my

[34:36] Tricks and jokes and japes. What are you guys doing? Well, I'm while they're and they are absorbed in it

[34:41] They're like what this dog should be on the stage the legitimate theater

[34:46] Yeah, very least the Raider row and that's how they say it called radio and you and it doesn't make sense

[34:53] You wouldn't be able to see the dog's tricks, but you'd be able to hear the audience reacting to it. Like I mean, you know

[34:59] Edgar Bergen, you know as a ventriloquist thrived on the radio for many years

[35:05] So that's true. That's very supposed to dog could do it, too

[35:07] So what are you guys doing while they're just like laughing?

[35:11] nudging each other in the ribs as I do particularly

[35:13] We our eyes are scanning the room going out of our head and like just like like yeah all over the room

[35:20] Also, I'm whispering to lucky. Hey, just out of curiosity

[35:26] In all his traveling and riding the rails how many hobo murders do you think scraps the scene I

[35:32] Say 50 I said minimum 50 how many hobo murders a year would that have to be to be 50 especially I

[35:41] Mean, oh, I mean the question of dog years or hobo years would come into play as well

[35:47] I'm just saying he holds up very well

[35:49] In considering all the psychological trauma. He's been enduring, you know, so you and then do we see

[35:55] Cutie pie. Yeah, you see cutie pie. I mean, how could you miss her? You're so focused on the task at hand

[36:00] cutie pie is is

[36:03] plopped down in between the feet of

[36:06] one of the cooks

[36:09] who is currently a

[36:11] scraps and

[36:12] Cutie pie is also applauding scraps. Oh

[36:18] Fantastic I

[36:19] Rush up and I grab her by the nape of the neck

[36:21] Okay, and and I race out the back of the other kids out the door

[36:26] As you're racing out. They're like no dogs in the kitchen. Yeah, I

[36:30] I'm I'm going

[36:36] Yeah, that was your idea for me to leave yeah

[36:40] Yeah, you guys go out and I'll I'll be they asked for an encore, but I beg off

[36:45] You you slip out the back door of the kitchen which leads to like a small like hallway and there's a

[36:53] stairs that go down to the cellar and then there's a door out the back of the

[36:59] Of the house. I mean, I don't see what it would profit us to go to the cellar, but

[37:04] He's been

[37:09] We could just lock cutie pie in there

[37:11] Yeah, there's some way to secure a cutie pie in the cellar in a way that won't leave her dead when we inevitably forget her

[37:15] for a while

[37:17] Yes, let's go to the cellar and see I know the Ramones said they don't want to get to go down the basement

[37:21] But I think we have to mm-hmm. Okay, so you run down the

[37:27] Wooden steps that lead down to the cellar. It's nice and cool and a little musty down here

[37:32] there's there's shelves with like jars of preserves and

[37:39] tools woodworking tools

[37:47] Most likely, I mean most likely yes or no, we're looking for it. Yeah

[37:53] drill

[37:54] you see

[37:57] It's a good idea just that it's

[38:00] Feasible and as you're poking around you're like backing up and you bump into at first

[38:06] Do you think you bump into like another dog and you're like, oh, excuse me, sir. Turns out it's not just a dog

[38:12] It is the taxidermy to body of Bruce

[38:19] Bruiser

[38:21] What happened to you?

[38:23] Assume we don't play understand what a taxidermy body. Yeah, we think he's frozen by a witch's spell

[38:29] But yes, but your moment of shot at that cause you to knock a jar of preserves off a shelf raising the heat by one

[38:42] Okay, we got it we saw and I like up some of that preserves it's delicious

[38:48] Oh

[38:49] Wow, so and there's nothing about bruiser that tells us how he got that chili, right? It's just his body

[38:56] Is it like written on a plaque somewhere below this taxidermy?

[39:10] There's a pretty lengthy plaque, but it's been eroded from time

[39:18] I

[39:20] Mean they shouldn't have made the plaque out of cheese. That was the problem

[39:25] Yeah, and there's like a job down here there's like it one of those giant wheels of cheese, it's great

[39:30] What a great basement. Oh, so should we so is there anything that we could use to restrain or contain?

[39:37] Cutiepie, is there anything we see that we could like a cage?

[39:40] We could put her in or a box that we could we could nail her in

[39:44] Be on the side to just mail her off there's some canning supplies

[39:55] Those are airtight jars, that's the point of preserves. We'll poke air holes in

[40:00] poke holes in a jar. Oh we don't have claws? Do I have claws? There's like buckets. No I mean we

[40:07] could put her upside down in a bucket. I said and I mentioned there's chains and rope down here as

[40:12] well right? Oh yeah. I mean we could put her in a bucket. If you want to do like a turn her into

[40:16] like a little Jacob Marley ghost. That would be cute. Do some kind of man in the iron mask thing

[40:22] with her just chain her up and put the bucket over her head I guess. Slowly forget her identity

[40:27] until she just becomes the prisoner. What do you guys, what do you dogs think? Here's the thing if

[40:37] we have that hand crank I think we should go up there and try and just wait and table and drill

[40:42] a hole in that in that table and jelly pot. It's just stupid enough to totally fail but I mean we

[40:47] should totally we got to take the hand crank at this point we've been we've been we've been teasing

[40:51] it so long this is Chekhov's hand crank. I don't want to I don't. Here's also what I want to do I

[40:55] want to I want to wrap Cutie Pie in chains just so we hear a lot of rattling whenever she goes

[41:01] anywhere. We're not like surprised. I mean perfect. We've heard the story of belling the cat. Yes we're

[41:07] just chaining up the cat. It'll also weigh her down a little bit. Yep yeah she's yeah there's like a

[41:12] giant padlock in the chains. Yeah yeah perfect. I think you guys are creating a monster. She's

[41:19] gonna fucking harass you. It seems like she's gonna cause so much more trouble dragging chains.

[41:26] Well but if we like if we like you know lock her to a beam or something now you know like normally

[41:33] again like I'm put in an awkward situation because I feel I feel for cats but this is a cartoon cat

[41:39] we're putting cartoon chains around this cat and you know like wrapping her up and putting a big

[41:44] comical lock on it. Yeah if we have a padlock yeah if we have a padlock why don't we just

[41:53] padlock her leash to one of our leash collar to one of our that seems also like a worse idea.

[42:00] Well then we can have her with us and we'll know she's not going if we can padlock her to anything

[42:04] let's padlock her to like something stationary. Yeah so that we can be not have to worry about

[42:10] her. So I think I mean inevitably she will escape that's just the nature of the universe that we

[42:14] live in. You know yeah but uh but I think minimize damage. Yeah but at least maybe it'll buy us some

[42:20] time as she is Houdini-ing these chains. It's inevitable but the the fact that you struggle

[42:26] against it shows that you have care. Exactly exactly yeah much like Haydenstown. Yeah death

[42:32] comes for us all and cutie pie also comes for us all eventually. Yeah so let's let's chain her to

[42:37] something but in a way that is humane. All right let's just chain her. Well there's like an old

[42:41] stove like an old stove down there. Uh well we change yeah we can like chain her to the leg of

[42:46] the so not in the stove I don't want to chain her up in the stove. But yeah yeah that's a little bit

[42:49] too much like that that different strokes where the kid gets stuck in the refrigerator. Yeah that's

[42:54] horrifying. Yeah okay so uh okay you do it cutie pie cutie pie's looking at you like uh with the

[43:01] biggest softest sweetest wettest eyes. Uh okay so what do you guys do? And we say and we say

[43:08] that ought to keep her and she turns the camera and go he don't know me very well.

[43:16] So okay let's run up to the let's go find out where that chili pot is. Throw a hole in some

[43:21] chili. Yeah well uh so you uh you poke your head into the kitchen and you see that the

[43:28] that the the kitchen is not completely empty but it's cleared out quite a bit

[43:32] because the ceremony is going on. You can hear the band pick up and the chili has been set on

[43:40] the counter by the window to cool a little bit. Okay it seems like the perfect time for us to

[43:46] steal some chili guys. So there's just one there's just the one head cook who uh is uh whistling to

[43:53] herself as she uh as she tidies up the kitchen after the the whirlwind of activity. Now I would

[44:01] distract her but she's seen my show. Oh see this is why yeah you shut your wad on this thing now.

[44:06] Yeah you've already distracted her once you can't distract her a second time. All we can do now is

[44:11] use that hand crank drill to drill through her Achilles tendon to immobilize her. So she can't

[44:16] chase after us. That's the only option. You know what but what if that wasn't the only option?

[44:20] Let's blue sky for a moment. There was something else we could do. I've already done it. I've

[44:24] already drilled through all your sex. Permanently mutilate this poor woman.

[44:28] You pulled out a chalkboard and you guys are writing down ideas.

[44:34] And there's no bad ones right now. I'm you know what I'm gonna write up there Achilles tendon

[44:37] drill. I'm not gonna do it but I'm putting it up there. This is a show of good faith and teamwork.

[44:42] Yeah yeah. Is this counter uh like windowsill adjacent? Can we access it by the windowsill?

[44:49] Yeah. Yes is it cooling on the windowsill or is it cooling just next to the window? Next to the

[44:54] window. Next window. Okay uh so what if and how high up is the window? Is it possible that we could

[44:59] reach it by either one of us going up there or standing on each other's backs? Well it's it's on

[45:04] a the the chili pot is on the counter which is you know like counter height and then there's uh

[45:11] it's by the window which is a little higher up slightly higher up or you could also access it

[45:17] by going outside the building and climbing up the wall or a drain pipe or using smells to lift

[45:26] you up. I mean the smells did lift us up before but that really only works with hot chili that's

[45:30] still cooking I guess. Are we able to like me stand on Lucky and then Scrap stands on me to

[45:36] be the height of the windowsill? Absolutely. Yeah well let's do that. Why don't we drill

[45:42] ourselves a chili hole from the outside? Chili hole into what? I was thinking scraps would just

[45:49] yeah yeah I thought scraps would just pull up the we just lift up the window.

[45:55] So you're gonna so you you create a ladder with your bodies and then somebody drills a hole in

[46:01] the side of the chili pot. Yeah okay. Are we actually drilling a hole in the chili pot or

[46:07] how heavy is the pot how how big and how heavy is it? It's a big metal pot that uh would all three

[46:13] of you could carry it but there is a very good chance you're gonna drop this hot pot of chili

[46:17] on somebody. Yeah. Because there's only two handles and you would need all three of you to carry it.

[46:23] I think we should yeah I think we should try it. I mean I don't see how we don't try it. A chili hole.

[46:28] Wait the chili hole is what you're still talking about? Okay. I wasn't for that but now it seems

[46:33] like the chili bowl is the only option. I mean just I don't because the thing is that we have a drill

[46:38] sure this is a metal pot we're dogs they're handling a tool that is we're not familiar with

[46:43] this is a tool that even for a trained human it would be hard to drill through a pot. I think you're forgetting

[46:48] the cartoon nature of our world again. Well then why don't we just make a hole slap it on the on

[46:54] the pot let the chili pour out because there are no boxes of acme holes lying around.

[47:00] If only they were in the basement I wish there were. So uh who's on top handling the the crank

[47:06] drill? I mean there's no I got to be on top I'm the smallest. Okay so you you drill a hole in the

[47:12] side of the chili pot and then all of a sudden chili squirts out the hole onto the floor.

[47:20] What do you do? Do you plug it with your finger? Do you put your mouth over the hole? I mean I'm

[47:27] gonna have to put my mouth on the hole and just start gulping down chili like right? Yeah I'm

[47:31] gonna lick that. Where on the chili pot did you put this hole? Like is it like is it on the

[47:37] bottom is that all the pressure of the chili like blasting it out or is it like it's like on the

[47:41] side of the pot right? But I thought it was on the side facing the window rather than the side

[47:45] facing the floor. So it shoots out the window okay? I mean that's yeah that's fine. I'm using some kind

[47:51] of magic drill that creates a hole on the other side of the object that I'm applying it to.

[47:55] Okay so you guys are outside of the the house. Yeah I'm under that thing like it's a fountain

[48:00] you know. It's like a chili fountain. And we're just gulping down some chili. Yeah that's what

[48:04] we're doing. We're grabbing as much chili as it flies through the air. And we got to get buttercup

[48:09] over here right? I mean that's okay yeah. Because at this point we're full of chili which means we're

[48:14] also very farty at this at this time yeah. Okay so you're gonna have to go try and get buttercup

[48:21] just in the middle of the ceremony to come over and get some of this chili. Yes. Yes Scraps you

[48:27] got to hold your thumb over the chili. I don't have a thumb I'm a dog but I'll put my tail in it.

[48:31] Okay you got to put your you got to plug up your tail. Keep in mind the pressure on the pot

[48:37] is enormous. I know this pot held this chili normally just fine but once I plug it with my

[48:42] tail for some reason the pressure is going to build up in this pot. Okay so the heat has gone

[48:47] up slightly. That represents the fact that the chili pot is has been breached. Scraps tail is

[48:55] plugging the hole in the pot and from the it started at the tips of the bottom of your feet

[49:02] but is now going up moving slowly up your head your body is turning entirely red.

[49:07] Yeah yeah like a thermostat. Yeah I'm really I'm really feeling so this is heat more ways than one

[49:12] yeah. So you are doing that who is going to go get buttercup to come over and have some of this chili?

[49:17] What?

[49:21] I feel like I as the best looking dog I should probably run over to buttercup

[49:25] and help her and convince her to come over. Okay you go you go running around you go running

[49:31] around the house. I take off towards the ceremony uh I run up to buttercup uh who I assume where is

[49:37] she in the in the uh in the audience? She is uh she's more in the middle next to widow uh stove

[49:44] kettle. Wow okay is this is this wedding ceremony just like any pet can just be there? No but she's

[49:49] a companion dog I mean since the widow lost her husband she uh she's put a lot of her emotional

[49:55] energy. It's just an emotional support dog she has a vest. Yeah this is not yeah.

[50:00] If Delta won't allow her on, I don't consider this a true companion animal, but we'll, all the same.

[50:04] If they, if they went anywhere further than the center of town to sit around the

[50:07] Cracker Barrel, she would bring her on a plane with her. Yeah, yeah.

[50:10] Yeah. So, okay.

[50:12] Okay.

[50:13] So I, uh, run up as close to, as close to earshot as, as, to Buttercup as I can get

[50:18] without being unobtrusive. And I whisper, uh, Buttercup, we, uh, wait, how do I,

[50:25] how do I get, oh, wait, they can't understand me.

[50:27] I'll say Buttercup, uh, we've got, uh, Farmer McAllister's chili around back,

[50:32] but you've got to hurry it for a very due to expense.

[50:36] That'd be too complex to explain to you right now.

[50:38] It will kill scraps if you don't come with me right now to get the chili.

[50:44] And then it cuts to me and I turn to the camera and go, he ain't lying folks.

[50:48] And then it cuts back to, to dance to a dancer. Yeah.

[50:51] Okay. I'm going to need a role to represent you sneaking in, convincing her and sneak.

[50:57] Do you have a trait that would be good for this?

[51:01] I mean, my stubbornness, I probably figures in here.

[51:04] You're relying on stubbornness, but I guess show dog did too.

[51:07] I'm also a scrapper, you know, I, and I, I know that probably most captains wasn't like,

[51:12] you know, I think, I think in this case, you're going to be rolling two dice.

[51:15] And if you want to spend a good boy point, you can.

[51:18] I absolutely got to just bump this up to 50, 50.

[51:22] Okay.

[51:23] Yeah.

[51:24] Oh boy.

[51:25] Okay.

[51:26] Okay.

[51:26] Here we go.

[51:27] Here we go.

[51:28] Um, sorry.

[51:30] I lost the, uh, I lost my, I lost the tab because my Chrome tab right now is top actors.

[51:38] I was looking desperately for an actor.

[51:39] Who's I'm a younger actor.

[51:42] Try spend all night.

[51:44] Email me tomorrow.

[51:45] You won't find one.

[51:47] How young is emo Phillips?

[51:49] The youngest actor on this list of top actors is Robert Downey Jr.

[51:53] Yeah.

[51:53] And Robert Downey Jr.

[51:54] His voice is still not that distinctive.

[51:56] I mean, his, his, his persona is emo Phillips.

[52:00] I don't think he's going to be any, uh, he's not in Forbes is 30 under 30.

[52:04] I'll tell you that.

[52:06] All right.

[52:07] Two virtual, two dice.

[52:08] Uh, yep.

[52:09] Plus one.

[52:10] So three dice because you spent your good boy point.

[52:12] Three dice.

[52:12] That's right.

[52:12] Three dice is my good boy point.

[52:14] Come on, baby.

[52:16] Two sixes.

[52:17] Oh man.

[52:19] Okay.

[52:20] So buttercup goes running with you.

[52:21] Do you want to, you want to give us a description of what this looks like?

[52:25] Uh, yeah, me, a gorgeous Siberian Husky, uh, pure bed running, uh, through, uh, what is now

[52:33] the, the, you know, the sun dappled golden hour behind me, this beautiful, uh, what buttercup

[52:39] is what now?

[52:39] Oh, she's a poodle.

[52:40] Oh, this beautiful poodle, uh, locks dangling in the breeze.

[52:44] Uh, she's looking at me with reverence, baby.

[52:50] They got those little, like, you know, bouncy curls.

[52:55] Um, we, yeah, we, uh, we run around and as we're, you know, as we're running like in

[53:02] slow motion around in the farm and like cuts back and forth to scraps, who's, you know,

[53:06] the red heat, uh, um, line is just, it's just inching up his body.

[53:11] Uh, are we going to get there in time?

[53:13] Are we going to get there in time?

[53:14] We're running.

[53:15] We're running.

[53:15] We get there right in time.

[53:17] Uh, I assume just as, uh, scraps, his body is propelled, uh, out of the time for a huge

[53:25] gust of chili, uh, sorry, a huge stream of chili to go straight into buttercup's open

[53:29] mouth.

[53:32] You guys did it and you saved the day.

[53:35] Uh, the wedding went off without a hitch.

[53:37] You didn't ruin too much of the chili and, uh, you kept the heat down pretty well.

[53:42] You know, I think you guys, uh, are all good boys.

[53:45] So y'all get a good boy.

[53:46] Paul, successful adventure.

[53:52] I think this is our only successful adventure when it comes to it.

[53:55] I a hundred percent think you're correct.

[53:57] So, uh, thank you so much, everybody for tuning in.

[54:01] Thank you for giving me an excuse to run my friends through a silly adventure.

[54:06] Again, if you enjoyed this, uh, for some reason, uh, and you'd like more, uh, there's a couple

[54:11] episodes in the adventure zone feed where we played Dungeons and Dragons.

[54:16] And then in our bonus feed, there's a ton of material for max fun supporters, where

[54:22] I make these guys play through these like weird boiled detective Cthulhu stories with

[54:26] aliens and stuff.

[54:27] And I think they're a lot of fun.

[54:29] Uh, I want to thank Alex Smith for editing this episode and the previous episode and

[54:34] putting in music and sound effects and stuff.

[54:36] And I have been Stuart Wellington.

[54:39] I've been Dan McCoy.

[54:41] I'm Elliot Kalin.

[54:43] And I'm Xiumin Perang.

[54:44] Bye!

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[56:15] You know when I'm playing scraps?

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[56:18] And me, your boy, Stew.

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FH Mini 44 - FlopTails, Part 2, with Zhubin Parang

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