FH Mini 58 - Fourth Majure

[0:00] Hello, Flophouse friends, and welcome to another Flophouse Mini.

[0:09] That's right, it's one of our off-week mini-episodes.

[0:11] Normally, at the Flophouse, we watch a bad movie and then we talk about it, but on our

[0:15] mini-episodes, we're just gonna do whatever we want, which has turned into a series of

[0:20] games that each of us kind of throw at the other ones for that explanation.

[0:24] Sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don't.

[0:27] Joining me, my name is Eli Kalin, joining me on this week are my regular co-hosts, and

[0:30] their names are Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, and we're recording this on a night when Dan

[0:38] is recovering from an illness, and Stu is tired, and I'm also tired, so let's see what

[0:43] happens, because we're doing a series of games tonight that I have prepared, each less interesting

[0:48] than the last, for my two co-hosts.

[0:50] So...

[0:51] Oh, great.

[0:52] Okay.

[0:53] Wait, I meant to say more fiendish.

[0:54] Uh-oh, what did I say?

[0:55] Yep.

[0:56] Now, guys, how are you feeling today?

[0:59] You ready for a little bit of game-playing?

[1:00] Sure.

[1:01] You know me, I'm a real game boy, just slap a little cartridge in my back and play, I

[1:07] don't know, Alleyway, Brickle, what's the game on...

[1:14] Super Mario Land?

[1:15] It sounds like, or Tetris?

[1:17] It sounds like...

[1:18] Yeah, Tetris makes the most sense.

[1:20] Like David Cronenberg's Nintendo ad would have been slapping a cartridge into someone's

[1:24] back and then their face would turn into a Game Boy screen, and it would say, you know,

[1:29] all hail the new games, or something like that.

[1:31] You know?

[1:32] That sounds great.

[1:33] Let's do it.

[1:34] Why didn't he make that commercial?

[1:35] Let's play those new games.

[1:36] Let's do it.

[1:37] So, Mr. Cronenberg, if you're listening, please write Dan McCoy a care of, why didn't you

[1:43] make any Nintendo commercials?

[1:44] I'm just...

[1:45] One, two, three, fake, straight, or send it as an email or tweet at us.

[1:47] I'm just trying to move this thing along.

[1:49] You know, we recorded a full episode before this.

[1:52] Before this.

[1:53] Yeah, I think that's why.

[1:55] But it's going to come out after this one.

[1:58] So just to bring the audience up to date, I finally got coronavirus and I'm very tired,

[2:04] but we're still putting out...

[2:05] Yeah, Dan will go into more detail on that next week after this episode is released.

[2:11] So let's get to the games.

[2:12] We're still putting out content, though.

[2:13] Yeah, yeah.

[2:14] We're recording this episode the day after 4th of July, and that means that Bastille

[2:18] Day is right around the corner.

[2:19] That's right.

[2:20] It's the most revolutionary time of the year, the time when people get a little antsy and

[2:24] start overthrowing their governments.

[2:26] And so, guys, I thought I'd have a series of games for you about revolutions and American

[2:32] history since even though this will be released a week after the 4th of July, we're recording

[2:36] it, you know, the day after or a little bit less than a week after.

[2:39] Anyway, so I've got four different rounds.

[2:42] You guys will compete against each other and they have to deal with movies.

[2:45] Do you guys like movies?

[2:47] You know it.

[2:48] I'm a real freak.

[2:50] How about games?

[2:51] Do you like games?

[2:53] You know it.

[2:54] I'm a real game boy.

[2:55] What about games about movies?

[2:58] You know, are we talking about when you pop in a DVD and like it plays like a little scene

[3:02] and then you have to like guess what's going on?

[3:05] Something like that.

[3:06] Yeah.

[3:07] I mean, that's just watching the first scene of a movie usually.

[3:08] But.

[3:09] Oh, shit.

[3:10] That is what I do.

[3:11] And just to finish up the questions, do you like movies about games?

[3:18] Yeah.

[3:19] Quiz show, war games.

[3:21] I like war games.

[3:23] OK, well, stop thinking about those.

[3:24] We're not actually.

[3:25] I'm not.

[3:26] I should not actually.

[3:27] Games.

[3:28] Yeah.

[3:29] Yeah.

[3:30] The game is which is it's called the game, but there are actually other games, too.

[3:34] It's not the only game.

[3:36] It should be a game.

[3:37] Barely playing a game.

[3:39] To be fair, it's not much of a game.

[3:41] So we've got four rounds.

[3:42] The first one I'm calling real R.E.E.L.

[3:45] Life Revolutions.

[3:47] And so I'm going to ask I'm going to describe a movie to you and you're going to tell me

[3:51] what movie with the word revolution in the title I'm asking you about and you'll take

[3:56] turns with these.

[3:57] OK, so let's flip a coin to see who goes first.

[4:00] And flipping.

[4:01] Dan, you call heads or tails heads.

[4:04] Who landed on the edge.

[4:06] I'm going to have to flip a second coin.

[4:08] Hold on, guys.

[4:09] Yeah.

[4:10] OK, flipping.

[4:11] Dan, call heads or tails.

[4:12] Tails.

[4:13] You're not going to believe this.

[4:14] A raven swooped down and ate the coin before it landed.

[4:17] Oh, my God.

[4:18] You know what?

[4:19] Dan, you just go first.

[4:20] Dan, you just go first.

[4:21] That was so raven that I was eating coins in there.

[4:24] So very raven.

[4:25] You'll go first.

[4:26] OK, so.

[4:27] So, Dan, what revolution movie is this?

[4:30] I'm going to put you I'm going to paint a word picture.

[4:34] It's we're in a suburb.

[4:36] Life is kind of boring, too boring for Kate Winslet.

[4:40] And Michael Shannon sure has a lot of truth to land on people.

[4:44] Due to the fact that, according to this movie, emotional instability and mental illness are

[4:48] a pathway to seeing through the illusions of things.

[4:52] Dan, what revolution movie is this?

[4:54] This is a film I have not seen, but I believe it is titled Revolutionary Road.

[5:01] You're right.

[5:02] Oh, and you didn't see it.

[5:03] That's fine.

[5:04] Stuart, it's it stars Michael Shannon.

[5:07] He's a he's a regular in the neighborhood to the point that now like he'll walk past

[5:14] the bar and somebody will be like, that guy looks like that actor.

[5:17] And I'll be like, it is that actor.

[5:19] Yeah.

[5:20] Audrey, so I'm at a restaurant the other night when she went out to restaurants like a person.

[5:25] I know Michael Shannon's.

[5:28] They're just like us.

[5:29] This has been another exciting chapter of Tales of Shannon, in which we hear that Michael

[5:34] Shannon walks by bars and patronize his restaurants.

[5:37] Now, Stuart, it's your question.

[5:39] OK, can't wait.

[5:40] OK, what revolution is this?

[5:43] You're living sometimes inside a computer, sometimes not.

[5:47] And you can fly and stuff.

[5:48] And you have really betrayed the promise of the earlier parts of the series.

[5:52] What revolution is this?

[5:56] I would say I would say Matrix Revolutions.

[6:01] Yeah, that's right.

[6:03] Matrix Revolutions.

[6:04] I was waiting for you to say singular.

[6:06] It's Matrix Revolutions.

[6:07] OK, Dan, we're heading this is a short round.

[6:09] We're heading towards the end of the round.

[6:12] OK, what revolution is this?

[6:14] We're not going to settle this on the battlefield.

[6:16] We're going to settle it with a dance off.

[6:18] And it is, yes, also a sequel.

[6:22] Dance Dance Revolution.

[6:23] Oh, I'm sorry.

[6:25] That's a video game.

[6:26] That's not a movie.

[6:27] I was confused.

[6:28] Stu, would you like to steal this one?

[6:30] Uh, no.

[6:31] OK, well, it's it's a step up revolution.

[6:36] Step up.

[6:37] Now they had another step up revolution.

[6:40] You got to be on it.

[6:42] Which one is it?

[6:43] Which one in the series?

[6:44] Don't know.

[6:45] Haven't seen it.

[6:46] Don't know.

[6:47] Don't care.

[6:48] Don't care.

[6:49] Don't care to learn.

[6:50] There are surprisingly few movies.

[6:51] Surprisingly few movies with revolution in the title, it turned out after I'd already

[6:54] decided on this being the first round game.

[6:56] OK.

[6:57] OK.

[6:58] There's one more.

[6:59] This is Stu.

[7:00] OK.

[7:01] What revolution is this?

[7:02] It's not the word revolution, but it is a movie that was supposed to be the new Ghostbusters

[7:06] and did not turn out to be the new Ghostbusters.

[7:09] Uh, wait, is it Ghostbusters Revelations?

[7:14] No.

[7:15] I'm going to give you also a hint.

[7:18] It's got David Duchovny in it.

[7:20] Oh.

[7:21] Oh, shit.

[7:22] Uh.

[7:23] This one's a little bit of a trick.

[7:24] California.

[7:25] No, it's not coming.

[7:26] Dan, would you like to steal it?

[7:27] This one's called Evolution.

[7:29] It's evolution.

[7:30] It's not revolution.

[7:31] Wait, is it Plague God?

[7:32] It's got Orlando Jones in it.

[7:33] Yes.

[7:34] No, it's not.

[7:35] It's not House of D either.

[7:36] It's not any of the other Keanu Reeves, David Duchovny things.

[7:37] Uh, here's the problem.

[7:38] The only other movie with revolution in the title I could find was an Al Pacino movie

[7:39] called Revolution set during the American Revolution that I had never heard of.

[7:40] So I decided I have to go with Evolution.

[7:41] OK, guys.

[7:42] That poster.

[7:43] That poster is awesome.

[7:44] For what?

[7:45] Evolution?

[7:46] No, for Revolution with David Duchovny.

[7:47] OK.

[7:48] OK.

[7:49] OK.

[7:50] OK.

[7:51] OK.

[7:52] OK.

[7:53] OK.

[7:54] OK.

[7:55] OK.

[7:56] OK.

[7:57] OK.

[7:58] OK.

[7:59] OK.

[8:00] OK.

[8:01] OK.

[8:02] Oh, yeah.

[8:03] There is nothing wrong for Revolution with Al Pacino.

[8:04] Well, it's just his face.

[8:06] I've.

[8:07] Doesn't it?

[8:08] Doesn't like a pony tail?

[8:09] It does, like a ponytail.

[8:12] That's true.

[8:13] OK, guys.

[8:14] Pause for trapper.

[8:15] So round two.

[8:16] OK, this one is called Real Life Revolutions.

[8:19] That's our EAL Life Revolutions.

[8:21] I'm going to name a movie.

[8:23] You're going to tell me what the real life revolution in real history that happened for

[8:27] real that movie is about.

[8:29] OK.

[8:30] Are you ready for this?

[8:32] Bop.

[8:33] Bop.

[8:34] Bop.

[8:35] Bop.

[8:36] Bop.

[8:37] Bop.

[8:38] Bop.

[8:39] Bop.

[8:40] Natasha Kinsky's.

[8:41] So are you ready for this round?

[8:42] Yeah.

[8:43] First, Stuart.

[8:44] OK.

[8:45] The movie is The Patriot.

[8:46] What Revolution is that?

[8:49] Oh, fuck the American Revolution.

[8:52] I don't know why you were so startled by it.

[8:55] Because I was thinking about how dumb a fucking movie that is.

[8:58] It is.

[8:59] OK, Dan.

[9:00] This movie is called Les Miserables.

[9:03] That's the French Revolution.

[9:07] You are wrong.

[9:08] That is not the French Revolution.

[9:09] What?

[9:10] Stuart, you want to take it?

[9:11] You said it was a revolution.

[9:12] So if it's not that one, then what could it be?

[9:15] I knew you would say the French Revolution.

[9:17] Which is wrong.

[9:18] Les Mis does not take place during the French Revolution.

[9:20] The Industrial Revolution?

[9:21] No.

[9:22] It was the 1832 Paris Uprising.

[9:25] That's nearly 60 years after the French Revolution.

[9:28] It was a revolution.

[9:29] But not the one called the French Revolution.

[9:30] I thought it had to be the name.

[9:31] Classic trick.

[9:32] He fucked with us.

[9:33] It's OK.

[9:34] You fell into it.

[9:35] You fell into the trick.

[9:36] OK, Stuart.

[9:37] Then you get the next one.

[9:38] The next one is called Danton.

[9:39] What revolution does that take place during?

[9:40] Wait.

[9:41] What's it called?

[9:42] Tonton?

[9:43] No.

[9:44] Tonton is during the Star Wars Revolution.

[9:45] Danton.

[9:46] Danton.

[9:47] Yes.

[9:48] Yeah.

[9:49] It's me as a Tonton.

[9:50] You just said Danton.

[9:51] Yep.

[10:00] uh... the

[10:01] is of the dance and revolution

[10:03] now okay dan you get to steal it appears i believe that is the french

[10:07] revolution as that is the french revolution you got it dan

[10:10] nine eighteen thirty two paris uprising which limits is about and that is about

[10:14] the real revolution

[10:15] from the seventeen seventy seventeen eighties

[10:18] okay moving on out dan uh...

[10:21] let's go to stand to turn even they got that one of the battleship the champion

[10:25] what revolution is that movie about

[10:29] is

[10:30] it's

[10:33] just called the

[10:35] russian revolution

[10:36] yes or it's not really about the russian revolution is about an uprising for the

[10:39] russian revolution but i felt really bad about that that trick i played with

[10:43] limits are up so i'll let you have a thought that you

[10:46] uh...

[10:47] okay appreciate it

[10:50] okay he said have

[10:51] how about this

[10:52] the battle of algeres

[10:57] uh... is it the

[11:00] algerian revolution

[11:02] you know it

[11:03] that's right

[11:05] you know you know

[11:07] you know i i can't out of myself but you know what at the end of the day just

[11:10] just got trust my body trust and trust in the heart of the cards that you gotta

[11:14] do it became once you know when i think i guess you call the algerian war but

[11:18] it's not a revolution when it would it would also be a common okay

[11:21] uh... so dan this last one in the round before a bonus question

[11:24] is for you

[11:25] this movie is called viva zapata

[11:28] what revolution is that

[11:30] uh...

[11:33] is that the mexican revolution you know it all of you guys are doing great this

[11:37] is not going to do badly i feel smart now

[11:41] yeah

[11:42] i know a lot about zapata

[11:45] yeah

[11:47] uh... and again just to mention earlier i know that that was a champion is really

[11:50] about the nineteen oh five naval uprising

[11:52] but i wanted to give dan a little bit of a leg up we know it's russia so he

[11:55] said russian revolution okay here's the bonus question

[11:58] guys

[11:59] what country does the movie bananas

[12:02] depict a revolution in

[12:06] this one is equal to five points so you're going to want to get it right

[12:11] here's a hint it's not a real country

[12:14] that's what i was wondering i couldn't remember

[12:18] uh... i don't know

[12:21] i don't know

[12:22] the answer is

[12:24] even though

[12:25] it's a very funny movie we don't

[12:27] have to talk about woody allen anymore is that the answer

[12:30] the answer is problematic no it is in san marcos that's the name of the

[12:33] revolution right

[12:36] dan before we get into round three why don't we take a moment

[12:40] to uh... have a revolution in

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[18:15] uh... do you think that

[18:16] all these promos we've been doing for our live show on more bs that we've used

[18:20] all of our more bs energy

[18:22] it's possible people show up and say i'm sorry uh... we're actually uh... we're

[18:27] going to be watching

[18:28] uh... the the the fritz lang classic uh... m

[18:33] instead

[18:34] starts with the same letter not a bad movie

[18:36] finally deserves to be roasted yeah

[18:43] um hi i'm looking for a movie oh i gotcha uh there's that new foreign film with the

[18:47] time travel there's an amazing documentary about queer history on

[18:50] streaming have i told you about this classic where giant robots fight or

[18:54] there's that one that most critics hate it but i thought was actually pretty good

[18:58] who i know the one with the huge car chase and then there's that scene where

[19:02] the car jumps over the submarine wow who are you eclectic movie experts

[19:07] well i'm ify wadiwak i'm drea clark and i'm alonzo duraldi and together we host

[19:11] the movie podcast maximum film new episodes every week on maximumfun.org

[19:16] and you actually just walked into our recording booth

[19:19] oh weird sorry i thought this was a video store

[19:22] you seem like a lady with a lot of problems

[19:27] carrie is it oh yes hi i'm carrie i am psychic ross and i will be reading you

[19:32] this evening oh interesting well okay i co-host a podcast it's called oh no ross

[19:37] and carrie yes i'm sensing that the spirits are telling me it is a show

[19:41] about well it's about like fringe science and spirituality and claims of

[19:45] the paranormal oh you knew that you do research online you but more importantly

[19:50] like we do in-person investigations investigate as well oh my god that's

[19:54] amazing see me and my friend this is so weird my friend ross same name as you

[19:58] weird he and i

[20:00] Just go and try them all out.

[20:01] And actually, we've gone to a number of psychics.

[20:03] And to be honest with you, it's a lot like this.

[20:05] It's called Ono, Ross, and Carey.

[20:06] They can find it at MaximumFun.org.

[20:08] I could have told you that.

[20:10] I've got some bad news for you, Dan.

[20:12] I talked to the judges during the ad break,

[20:15] and they felt I was being a little too lenient

[20:16] giving you that point for Battleship Pachinko.

[20:18] I think that's fair.

[20:19] So they said they will give you an alternate question

[20:24] if you'd like to take it.

[20:27] Okay? Sure.

[20:29] The movie Reds.

[20:31] What revolution is that about?

[20:32] Reds, directed by Warren Beatty.

[20:37] Reds?

[20:38] Yes.

[20:40] Is that about the Russian Revolution?

[20:42] Yes, that is about the Russian Revolution.

[20:43] You did it, Dan.

[20:44] You got it.

[20:45] Oh, sorry about that, everybody.

[20:47] I know that there was some Revolution fans out there

[20:48] who were like, that's outrageous.

[20:50] And the judges agreed with you.

[20:51] Okay, we're done talking about revolutions.

[20:54] Time to talk about what happens after the Revolution.

[20:57] After the American Revolution, that is.

[20:59] We have presidents, and it's time for round three.

[21:02] This category is called Real Life Presidents,

[21:04] R-E-A-L, Real Life Presidents.

[21:07] And I'm going to-

[21:08] I love this.

[21:09] I'm going to name an actor

[21:13] who played a real life historical president,

[21:15] and I want you to tell me the movie

[21:18] that that actor played that president in.

[21:19] Do you think you can do it?

[21:22] I could do my best.

[21:24] Yeah, I don't know.

[21:25] Probably?

[21:26] I don't know.

[21:27] I mean, all we can really hope for is to try.

[21:31] Yeah, what am I, fucking Cassandra?

[21:32] I can't see the future.

[21:34] That's true, he's not.

[21:36] No, you're not Cassandra.

[21:37] You're neither of the Cassandras.

[21:38] And you'd be haunted.

[21:39] Nor are you Cassandra Tia Carrera's character

[21:41] from Wayne's World.

[21:44] Although I also did learn English

[21:47] from the Police Academy movies, so.

[21:50] Nor are we those weirdos who live in the water

[21:53] that make marbles have names written on them,

[21:56] like in Minority Report.

[21:58] Yep, that's true.

[21:58] And you're not, yep, that's true.

[22:00] You can't see the future in any of those ways.

[22:02] Okay, any other precogs or things like that

[22:05] that you want to talk about?

[22:06] I do want to talk about the fact that

[22:08] we haven't talked about Max von Sydow on this episode yet.

[22:12] Then we did on the episode that we recorded before this,

[22:14] but which will be released after this.

[22:16] Like a regular Mr. Show, pre-taped Colin Show sketch.

[22:20] If you are casting the movie Minority Report,

[22:23] and you're like,

[22:24] director Steven Spielberg is about to crank out

[22:26] a modern science fiction masterpiece.

[22:29] But a key part of the movie involves a twist,

[22:33] a surprise character.

[22:35] And you're like, we're going to make people

[22:37] fall in love with Max von Sydow,

[22:41] only to have our world torn apart

[22:43] when we find out that he's the baddie.

[22:45] Now the thing is, why would you cast Max von Sydow?

[22:49] My guess is Spielberg has only seen Max von Sydow

[22:52] in Ingmar Bergman's work,

[22:54] where he often plays a, if not heroic character,

[22:57] at least an empathetic or a normal character,

[23:00] as opposed to the needful things Max von Sydow

[23:02] that the rest of America is more used to.

[23:04] Or a strange brew.

[23:05] Or a strange brew, true, true.

[23:08] Now my other question is,

[23:10] you have this system of telling the future to stop crimes.

[23:13] Why does it have to be engraved on a marble?

[23:15] Why is that part of the tool?

[23:17] I don't understand.

[23:18] You gotta stun on them, dude.

[23:19] Mm-hmm.

[23:20] I guess so.

[23:22] Okay, so in this round, to remind the audience,

[23:24] which I'm sure has forgotten by now,

[23:25] I'm going to name an actor who played a real-life president

[23:28] and you will tell me the title of that movie.

[23:30] Okay, Stuart.

[23:31] Oh no, sorry, Dan, the first one is for you.

[23:33] Dan, the first one's for you.

[23:34] Okay, that's Anthony Hopkins as John Quincy Adams.

[23:38] What was that movie?

[23:41] Is that Amistad?

[23:43] You're right, that's Amistad,

[23:44] directed by the same guy who made Minority Report.

[23:46] Makes you wonder why Max von Sydow

[23:49] didn't show up as Abraham Lincoln or something.

[23:52] Well, it's a different period of time.

[23:54] Oh, now you're a history major.

[23:56] Now you know all about history.

[23:57] Before it's, I don't know what French Revolution is,

[23:59] I don't know what Russian Revolution is,

[24:00] suddenly you know all about-

[24:01] Maybe in Amistad, John Quincy Adams gets bonked on the head

[24:04] by a coconut and he has a vision of the future

[24:06] and sees Abraham Lincoln.

[24:08] Very possible.

[24:09] Okay, the next one.

[24:11] Stuart, this is for you.

[24:12] This is Bill Murray as Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

[24:16] What was the name of that movie?

[24:19] Recent movie.

[24:20] Relatively recent.

[24:22] It's not Ghostbusters.

[24:23] Gets a handjob in a car, I believe.

[24:25] It's not Ghostbusters.

[24:27] It's not Zombieland.

[24:31] It's not Stripes.

[24:34] No, keep saying them, you'll hit on it eventually.

[24:40] Fuck, what is that fucking movie?

[24:44] It's the, what is it?

[24:45] Is it a...

[24:48] Fuck, what is that movie?

[24:48] It's a movie.

[24:49] He's waving a man around as if it'll come to him.

[24:51] As if to walk the sense of the movie to him.

[24:55] Fucking no, I just have some like weird

[24:57] like George Seurat painting in my head.

[24:59] I don't fucking remember the name of this.

[25:01] You're thinking of Sunday in the Park with George,

[25:03] which is not related to this at all.

[25:07] Yeah, I don't know.

[25:08] Just pick a bunch of words and throw them together.

[25:11] Is it Red Heat?

[25:13] No, it's not Red Heat.

[25:15] Okay, maybe my strategy that I gave you is not the best.

[25:18] Dan, would you like to steal this one?

[25:20] Is that movie called Hyde Park on Hudson?

[25:23] Ooh, so close, so close, but it's not.

[25:26] It's called Hastings on Hudson.

[25:28] Hastings on Hudson.

[25:29] Hastings on Hudson?

[25:30] You know, there is no fucking universe

[25:33] I would have gotten that right.

[25:36] Hastings on Hudson.

[25:40] Dance, okay, that's pretty exciting.

[25:43] Oh no, it is called Hyde Park on Hudson.

[25:45] No, no, it is Hyde Park on Hudson.

[25:46] You were right, Dan.

[25:47] You were right.

[25:48] I just remembered it.

[25:49] Do I get an extra point for stumping the game master?

[25:53] Nope.

[25:54] Stumping the quiz master?

[25:55] I'm gonna throw that to me being tired

[25:57] and let me check my, actually,

[25:59] my notebook says Hyde Park on Hudson

[26:01] and I just got it mixed up when I was typing it.

[26:03] So Dan, you got that right.

[26:04] It is Hyde Park on Hudson.

[26:05] There's a village of Hastings on Hudson in New York.

[26:08] That's what I was thinking about.

[26:10] Yeah.

[26:11] Okay, so it's Hyde Park on Hudson.

[26:12] Dan, you got it right.

[26:13] Amazing steal.

[26:14] Now it's your turn again to get another point.

[26:16] Okay.

[26:17] In what movie does Frank Langella play Richard Nixon?

[26:23] Is that Frost Nixon?

[26:28] Okay, Stu, your turn.

[26:29] In what movie does Dan Hedaya play Richard Nixon?

[26:32] God fucking damn it.

[26:36] Is it Dick?

[26:37] You're right, it's Dick.

[26:38] Okay, Dan.

[26:39] In what movie does Anthony Hopkins play Richard Nixon?

[26:43] I think that movie's just called Nixon.

[26:46] That's one for you.

[26:47] Okay, Stu.

[26:48] In what movie does John Cusack play Richard Nixon?

[26:53] Fuck, Hot Tub Time Machine.

[26:56] No, that's not it.

[26:58] Dan, do you remember?

[27:00] John Cusack played Richard Nixon in a movie?

[27:03] Yes, he did.

[27:03] It was just a big release.

[27:05] Well, relatively.

[27:06] Well, I mean, it wasn't so big,

[27:09] but it was a movie. JFK.

[27:10] No, it was not.

[27:11] Nope, that's not it.

[27:13] Nope, the answer is The Butler.

[27:16] And I'll give anyone an extra point for each name

[27:19] if they can tell me what other presidents

[27:20] were in The Butler and which hilariously miscast actor

[27:23] played them.

[27:28] The Ghosts of John T. Candias as Woodrow Wilson.

[27:33] No, that's a good guess.

[27:34] No, the answer is Robin Williams

[27:36] played Dwight Eisenhower, of course.

[27:38] And do you remember who played Ronald Reagan in that movie?

[27:42] No.

[27:43] It was Alan Rickman.

[27:44] Alan Rickman, of course.

[27:45] Oh, okay.

[27:47] The Butler.

[27:48] Is that the first?

[27:49] Now I want to see The Butler.

[27:50] Drag up another villain do his role.

[27:52] This seems like a cavalcade of strange choices.

[27:57] Yeah.

[28:00] So next, who was that offered first to?

[28:03] Was that offered to Stewart first?

[28:04] I can't believe I dogged out

[28:07] the casting director of Minority Report

[28:09] and then heard about the casting of The Butler.

[28:12] It just goes to show, Stu.

[28:14] It just goes to show.

[28:15] Like, what a fucking wild man was that?

[28:19] They took the names of all the presidents on index cards

[28:21] and the names of every actor in Hollywood

[28:23] and just threw them up into the air

[28:24] and grabbed them at random.

[28:25] Okay, Dan, so this one's for you.

[28:27] Kevin Spacey as Richard Nixon in what movie?

[28:32] Oh, God, is it, it's the, what's that movie called?

[28:37] Is it called Elvis Meets Nixon?

[28:43] Oh, so close, but that's not the name of the movie, Stu.

[28:45] Do you want to steal this one?

[28:46] Isn't it just like Elvis and Nixon or some shit?

[28:49] You got that right.

[28:50] It's Elvis and Nixon.

[28:52] And finally, for you, Stewart.

[28:54] Well, what do they do?

[28:55] Do they meet each other?

[28:57] That title tells you nothing.

[28:58] You're right, do they meet each other?

[29:01] Are they lovers?

[29:02] Do they hate each other?

[29:04] Where's the verb?

[29:05] It's not a sentence.

[29:06] Every title has to be a sentence.

[29:08] Are they going to the beach?

[29:09] Are they going to Casa Del Mar?

[29:10] What's going with Elvis and Nixon?

[29:11] Are they going large?

[29:12] What's happening?

[29:13] Are they going to meet Frankenstein?

[29:16] Elvis and Nixon shouldn't play with dead things.

[29:20] Elvis and Nixon shoot horses, don't they?

[29:24] What's it going to be?

[29:27] What a movie that would be.

[29:29] Elvis and Nixon just out on the ranch,

[29:32] plugging in horses.

[29:34] Elvis and Nixon tell mom the babysitter's dead?

[29:37] Yeah, Elvis and Nixon in Little China?

[29:39] What is it?

[29:39] What's the movie about?

[29:41] Okay, so, and Stewart, this is the last one for you

[29:44] before a bonus point, bonus question.

[29:46] Philip Baker Hall as Richard Nixon,

[29:49] what movie was that in?

[29:51] Oh, fuck, Heartache.

[29:55] You're halfway there.

[30:00] It was Philip Baker Hall in Heartache, but he was not playing Nixon.

[30:03] Dan, do you know this one?

[30:04] That movie's called Secret Honor.

[30:06] Oh, it is. What a great movie.

[30:08] Really? Okay.

[30:09] It's only, it's Philip Baker Hall's, it's, Robert Altman, it's a one-man show.

[30:12] It's just Philip Baker Hall the whole time. It's so good.

[30:15] Anyway, so here, so, Stu, Dan's got a little bit of a lead over you,

[30:19] but there's a bonus one coming up.

[30:20] Now, both of you can get it, but I'm feeling pretty good for Stu on this one.

[30:23] This is a bonus question worth a hundred points to whoever gets it.

[30:29] Wow.

[30:29] So this wins the game, even though we have another round coming after this, so a hundred points.

[30:34] Wait, that kind of takes the air out of the last round.

[30:37] It's like the golden snitch, you know? Anyway, so, so the bonus point for a hundred points.

[30:43] Can you tell me the movie in which the actor Larry Gates plays Chester A.

[30:46] Arthur? Larry Gates?

[30:49] Yes. Plays Chester A.

[30:52] Arthur. Possibly the only movie in which Chester A.

[30:54] Arthur is portrayed by an actor.

[30:59] How many points? A hundred points.

[31:01] This is worth a hundred points. Is it another Robert Altman movie,

[31:07] O.C. and Stig's? No, it's an interesting choice.

[31:11] It is not O.C. and Stig's, a movie I don't believe takes place during the 1880s.

[31:17] And Stu, what about you? What do you say?

[31:19] Can you name this movie in which Larry Gates plays Chester A.

[31:22] Arthur? Just here's a hint. He's not the main character in the movie.

[31:27] You don't say. He appears in a couple scenes, but he's not in the whole movie.

[31:35] I don't know. I'm not going to guess. You're going to kick yourself.

[31:38] You're going to kick yourself. The movie is Cattle King.

[31:41] That's right. Cattle King from 1963 starring Robert Taylor.

[31:46] And Robert Loge is in it, too. He plays a character named Johnny Quattro.

[31:50] Sounds great. So no one got that bonus. No one got that hundred point bonus,

[31:54] which means the game is still very much alive. There's one round left.

[31:58] This is round four. Now this round is called Real Life Presidents, R-E-E-L.

[32:03] Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. That's how it's spelled.

[32:06] And this is actors who played fictional presidents in movies.

[32:09] I'm going to name the actor and the president's name.

[32:12] And you tell me the movie. Originally, I was going to just do it.

[32:14] Actually, should I just do it with the name of the president character?

[32:17] No, we're not going to. There's no chance.

[32:21] I would think about doing that. I thought it was too hard except for one of them.

[32:24] One of them. I think you could do without it. So, OK.

[32:27] So this one will start with Stewart. Stewart, you get the first one.

[32:30] Hell yeah. This is Michael Douglas as President Andrew Shepard.

[32:34] What's that movie? Michael Douglas. What? An American president?

[32:40] Oh, oh, would you like to? Would you like to try that again?

[32:43] American president? No, no. Oh, Dan, Dan, you got to swoop in.

[32:48] I believe that the definite article, the, is in there, the American president.

[32:54] He's not just an American president. He is the American president.

[32:58] How many American presidents do you think are running around at any given point?

[33:01] Come on, Stu. OK, Dan, you've got this next one. President James Marshall.

[33:05] We all remember when he had to deal with a real situation when he was played by Harrison Ford.

[33:10] Harrison Ford as President James Marshall. What's that movie? Air Force One.

[33:15] That's right. It's Air Force One. OK. Get off my plane.

[33:20] Should have called it Air Force Fun. Put that on the box.

[33:24] Yeah, I mean, it's not that fun. Put that shit on the box.

[33:29] They should have put a box of blood for me. Worst airplane CGI effects I've ever seen,

[33:34] said Elliot Kalin. When that plane crashes into the ocean at the end,

[33:39] it looks so terrible. Anyway, like worse than the Transporter 2.

[33:44] You're right. I haven't seen the Transporter 2. That's a fair point.

[33:47] You haven't seen the Transporter 2? I mean, too busy watching these.

[33:50] Arguably the best one. It's great. That's the one where he's got the bomb under the car.

[33:55] OK, well, wait, you should. Yeah, don't say he's got a bomb under his car.

[33:59] And the only way he has to get that bomb off the bottom of his car

[34:03] without leaving the car is he does this fucking cool flip with his car

[34:07] and it spins upside down and a crane knocks the bomb off.

[34:14] So he really Mr. Magoozed it, is what you're saying? No, no, it's deliberate.

[34:18] It's deliberate. There's no like baby's day out situation.

[34:21] He just happens to drive through a construction site.

[34:24] There is no moment that the transporter doesn't do something exactly perfectly,

[34:29] exactly how he wants it. OK, that's fair.

[34:33] Speaking of transporting, let's transport Stu to the next question.

[34:37] Yes, please. Kevin Kline as President Bill Mitchell.

[34:44] Is that Dave? You're right. That's Dave. A lot of people would say,

[34:48] you mean President Dave Kovac? No, Dave was not the president.

[34:51] He was standing in for President Bill Mitchell. Anyway, that's the plot of the movie,

[34:54] Dave. Everyone's like, I want to go meet Dave.

[34:57] And they were like, that's a different movie. Hold on. You're not allowed.

[35:00] So, Dan, this is what about President Tom Beck as portrayed by Morgan Freeman?

[35:05] What's that movie? Is that Deep Impact? You know it.

[35:09] That's Deep Impact. Stu, this one might be a little difficult.

[35:13] Actually, it won't be at all. What about Terry Crews as President

[35:16] Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

[35:19] What movie is that? You mean the movie that is more accurate every single day?

[35:26] That's idiocracy. You're right. That's idiocracy.

[35:29] You guys are blazing through this round.

[35:32] Do you think Mike Judge gets any pleasure for being more and more accurate?

[35:37] I don't think so. No, I think he would be happy to be wrong.

[35:41] So I remember when that movie came out,

[35:45] they didn't do well because they didn't really know how to market it.

[35:47] And I remember someone floating the theory that it's such a visually ugly movie on purpose,

[35:52] that the studio didn't know how to sell a movie that looks that ugly.

[35:55] And it's like, come on, that's grasping at straws. That's ridiculous.

[35:58] He's so mean to Luke Wilson. I don't think that's what he meant.

[36:03] He looks fine. He was in Hall of Prize.

[36:08] He's one of the top Wilson brothers. He's a wedding crasher.

[36:12] The top Wilson brothers are... Wait, that's the other Wilson.

[36:18] Because I get the Wilsons mixed up. I know there's Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson,

[36:20] and Wilson from Home Improvement. He's the older brother.

[36:23] He's always giving advice. There's Wilson Phillips.

[36:25] There's Wilson the volleyball.

[36:29] There's Mr. Wilson, their dad, who's always mad at that dentist.

[36:31] Was Luke Wilson a never-been-kissed or just Home Prize?

[36:36] I think that was Luke Wilson, a never-been-kissed.

[36:40] Okay. Wait, which one's never-been-kissed?

[36:42] That's the Drew Barrymore.

[36:44] I think that's Michael Vartan that you're thinking of.

[36:48] Who's Michael Vartan?

[36:50] Never-been-kissed is the one where she pretends to be in high school, right?

[36:55] That's Michael Vartan.

[36:57] Then who's Michael Vartan?

[36:59] He was sort of an alias.

[37:01] He was the handler, an alias.

[37:03] It was Michael Vartan.

[37:05] I got mixed up because David Arquette is a never-been-kissed.

[37:09] And he's got kind of an Owen Wilson-y look, or Luke Wilson-y look about him.

[37:14] Yeah, he's got the vibe.

[37:16] Let's get back to the game.

[37:18] Dan's eager to get back to the game because it's his turn.

[37:20] Dan, President James Sawyer as played by Jamie Foxx.

[37:23] What movie was that?

[37:25] Uh...

[37:27] White House Down.

[37:29] You're right. It's White House Down.

[37:31] White House wasn't the only down. Jamie Foxx was getting down.

[37:33] On every episode of Beat Shazam or whatever.

[37:35] Okay.

[37:41] President Jackson Evans as portrayed by Jeff Bridges.

[37:44] What movie is that?

[37:46] Jeff Bridges as President Jackson Evans.

[37:48] And you'll notice that presidential names,

[37:50] they never sound like real presidential names,

[37:52] but they do sound like made-up presidential names.

[37:57] This is a guess, but is it The Contender?

[38:00] It is The Contender.

[38:02] Fuck you, Dan!

[38:04] I fucking nailed it.

[38:06] You nailed it right, Dan.

[38:08] Dan, let's see if you'll nail it.

[38:10] We've got plenty more of these to go through.

[38:12] Dan, John Travolta as President Jack Stanton.

[38:14] Yeah, that's Primary Colors.

[38:16] You got that right, Primary Colors.

[38:18] Okay, Dan.

[38:20] Okay, Stu, it's up to you.

[38:22] Jack Nicholson as President James Dale.

[38:24] Oh, Mars Attacks?

[38:26] That's right, it's Mars Attacks.

[38:28] You know it.

[38:30] Dan, this is kind of a givey.

[38:32] This is President Thomas J. Whitmore

[38:34] as played by one William Pullman.

[38:36] What movie is that?

[38:38] Oh, that is, of course, Q Independence Day.

[38:42] And of course, here's Peter Sellers

[38:44] as President Merkin Muffley.

[38:46] Okay, that's Dr. Strangelove.

[38:48] Yes, Dr. Strangelove.

[38:50] I thought you were about to say

[38:52] Driving Dr. Strangelove.

[38:54] Driving Dr. Detroit.

[38:56] It would have been great.

[38:58] Every now and then,

[39:00] this happens to me all the time

[39:02] where I have the idea in my head

[39:04] and then I very confidently say

[39:06] something that sounds like it.

[39:08] So I wanted you to be like,

[39:10] Oh, so sorry.

[39:12] Dan, okay,

[39:14] as opposed to Merkin Muffley,

[39:16] who we can all agree is trying his best,

[39:18] though not particularly good at being President,

[39:20] here's a bad guy President.

[39:22] Dan, Gene Hackman as President Alan Richmond.

[39:24] What movie is this?

[39:26] Is that Absolute Power?

[39:28] Yes, that's Absolute Power with Clint Eastwood.

[39:30] Oh, yeah.

[39:32] Stu, Donald Pleasance as President John Harker.

[39:34] Oh, fuck.

[39:36] Fuck.

[39:38] You know this one.

[39:40] I do know this one,

[39:42] but my brain is...

[39:44] It's late at night.

[39:46] I'm drinking too much whiskey right now.

[39:48] Fuck.

[39:52] I think I'm off.

[39:54] I don't know this one.

[39:56] Dan, do you want to try to steal this one?

[39:58] I didn't know it first.

[40:00] and then I realized I was picturing Donald Sutherland and not Donald Pleasance.

[40:05] Wait, Stewart, were you making that mistake? Were you thinking of Donald Sutherland, a different Donald?

[40:09] Just the scene from Animal House where you get to see his butt.

[40:13] Okay.

[40:15] So I believe that this is Escape from New York.

[40:19] That's right, it's Escape from New York.

[40:21] Fuck right. God damn it.

[40:22] That's right. Okay. And Dan, this next one, I wasn't going to do it, but I'm going to do it now anyway.

[40:27] Cliff Robertson as President Adam.

[40:31] President Adam?

[40:32] Yeah.

[40:35] President Adam.

[40:38] I don't know the time machine.

[40:41] No? Okay. Stewart, what movie am I going to ask about after Escape from New York?

[40:47] Escape from L.A.?

[40:49] You know it, Escape from L.A.

[40:50] Of course.

[40:52] Okay, that throws off my numbers, but I don't care. Dan, Michael Keaton as President John McKenzie.

[40:57] Michael Keaton.

[40:59] That's right, Batman himself.

[41:00] Played the president. Oh, is this multiplicity?

[41:07] If I'm a clone, I can campaign in every state at the same time.

[41:10] Is it called First Daughter?

[41:12] You're right, it's First Daughter.

[41:13] Not to be confused with First Knight, which is not about a president, but about King Arthur.

[41:17] Okay, Stu, Chris Rock as President Mays Gilliam.

[41:21] Fuck. I should know this.

[41:26] You shouldn't.

[41:27] I didn't know it.

[41:29] There's no reason to know it. Dan, do you feel like you want to steal this one?

[41:32] Is that head of state?

[41:34] Oh, Dan, you've got so much junk in your brain.

[41:36] Yes, that's head of state.

[41:39] Audrey gets mad at me for all of the stuff that I do not remember that is of value to our life.

[41:47] But Dan, it's my birthday.

[41:50] Mays Gilliam.

[41:52] Sorry, you've got to make room for head of state.

[41:55] You've got to make room for all of Chris Rock's directorial vehicles.

[42:01] Okay, so this means that it's Dan's turn again.

[42:05] Dan Aykroyd as President William Haney.

[42:08] Dan Aykroyd was the president in something.

[42:12] Yep.

[42:15] You know what? I don't know this one.

[42:17] Stuart, you got it?

[42:18] Do you have this one, Stuart?

[42:20] It's my gross point blank.

[42:22] No, he wasn't the president in that.

[42:27] Fuck, I have no idea.

[42:29] Okay, the answer was My Fellow Americans.

[42:31] My Fellow Americans.

[42:32] Oh, yes, of course.

[42:33] Okay, Stu, your turn.

[42:34] Jack Lemmon as President Russell Kramer.

[42:36] What movie was that?

[42:38] No idea.

[42:40] Okay, that's my – oh, Dan, do you want to guess?

[42:42] Was that also My Fellow Americans?

[42:44] Is James Garner coming up?

[42:46] Dan, it's your turn.

[42:47] James Garner as President –

[42:49] Yeah, is that My Fellow Americans?

[42:51] Yes, that's My Fellow Americans.

[42:52] Dan, you're so far ahead.

[42:53] I'm not going to worry about you missing that other one.

[42:55] Okay, this is two toughy ones.

[42:57] The presidents in these movies, as far as I can tell, have no names.

[42:59] They're just the president.

[43:01] Okay, so that's Stu Henry Fonda as the president.

[43:08] The Dead Zone?

[43:09] Nope.

[43:11] I mean, in that Martin Sheen plays a presidential candidate.

[43:14] Dan, Henry Fonda as the president?

[43:17] Fail Safe?

[43:18] Yes, that's Fail Safe.

[43:19] And so, Dan, last one for this, the final round.

[43:23] E.G. Marshall as the president.

[43:30] On the beach?

[43:31] Nope.

[43:32] Okay, Stuart, do you want to take this one?

[43:33] I'll give you a hint.

[43:34] E.G. Marshall is asked to do something, maybe demanded to do something,

[43:37] very unpresidential involving a man named Zod.

[43:40] Oh, that's Superman II.

[43:43] That's right, Superman II.

[43:45] All right, and that just brings us to the end of round four.

[43:48] That's the final round.

[43:50] Let me just tally up the scores real quick.

[43:52] That was a fun last round, Elliot.

[43:54] The second round's not as fun.

[43:57] Really?

[43:58] So you're saying I should have just done that one.

[43:59] We're getting the feedback right in the middle of the game.

[44:01] Yeah, I'm just dropping feedback.

[44:03] Appreciate it.

[44:04] Appreciate it.

[44:05] It's a shit sandwich, you know?

[44:06] Well, it wasn't really a shit sandwich.

[44:09] But anyway, because where's the final compliment?

[44:13] It's an open-faced sandwich.

[44:16] It's an open-faced sandwich criticism.

[44:19] Well, I'm not surprised you're unhappy with the game because you were blown out of the water by COVID, Dan.

[44:23] Dan, who's recovering from an illness, handily bested Stuart.

[44:27] You don't have to rub it in, dude.

[44:30] What the fuck?

[44:32] 22 points to 12.

[44:34] Stuart, it really would have turned the game around if you knew that Larry Gates played Chester A. Arthur in the movie Cattle King.

[44:39] You would have easily walked away with the game with that 100-point bonus.

[44:45] Dan, pull up Just Watch.

[44:47] Where's Cattle King play?

[44:49] Is it on Tubi?

[44:52] It's on Tubi, isn't it?

[44:54] It's on Shudder?

[44:56] That's our game.

[44:57] I want to remind everybody that revolutions don't just happen in the movies.

[45:01] All it takes is for you to go out there and stand up for your beliefs and do something good for somebody else.

[45:06] Don't give up hope because history never ends.

[45:09] And so there's always a chance for us to turn things around, whether in our own lives or in the life of our respective nations.

[45:16] For this series of fairly ill-thought-out games, I've been Elliot Kalin, and I'm joined by my regular Flophouse co-hosts.

[45:23] Dan McCoy.

[45:24] Stuart Wellington.

[45:26] Join us again next week for an episode we've already recorded, and then a week after that for an episode that we haven't recorded yet.

[45:33] And so it is in the future for all of us.

[45:35] Thank you for listening, and goodbye.

[45:38] Bye.

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