FH Mini 64 - Goofs Only 90s Kids Will Remember

[0:00] Hey everyone and welcome to the Flophouse. I'm Dan McCoy.

Dan McCoy

[0:07] I'm Stuart Wellington.

[0:08] And I'm Elliot Kalin. You know me, Elliot.

[0:11] Yep, that's your name.

[0:14] Don't wear it out yourself.

[0:17] Use it or lose it.

[0:19] Hey, so this is a podcast that's normally about bad movies.

[0:23] That's our mission statement as stated on most of the old episodes.

[0:29] But we've started doing these little minis.

[0:30] That's what we're going to tell the devil when we get to hell.

[0:32] Yeah, we've started doing a few little minis.

[0:36] Every other week we do shows that are kind of just our own different weird formats.

[0:43] And yet again, I've gone back to the well, guys.

[0:47] I did a mini in the past called Goofs.

[0:51] And then I did another mini called Goofs Toofs.

[0:56] Oh no.

[0:58] This rather than Giefs Threeps is called Goofs 90s Kids Remember.

Elliott Kalan

[1:05] So let's...

[1:05] Okay, so it's just a BuzzFeed article.

Dan McCoy

[1:08] Let's refresh ourselves on the Goofs concept.

[1:12] Concept.

[1:13] In case people are having trouble picking up the ball.

[1:16] Yeah.

[1:17] The Goofs concept is thus.

[1:19] It is a contest between Elliot and Stuart with me as the Game Master where I give them an IMDB Goof.

[1:29] And they have to guess what movie this goof comes from.

[1:34] What IMDB movie page this has been put on.

[1:39] And you have to remember that IMDB is largely user generated in its content.

[1:46] And so the concept...

[1:48] It's not naturally occurring.

[1:50] Yeah.

[1:50] Erosion doesn't cause IMDB.

[1:53] The idea of what constitutes a goof thus is somewhat whimsically applied by the users and readers of IMDB.

[2:06] He's a dog though, right?

[2:09] Who?

[2:10] Which one?

[2:10] Goof.

[2:11] A dog with a son.

Stuart Wellington

[2:12] Yeah.

[2:12] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[2:13] Yeah, yeah.

[2:13] Goof.

[2:14] What's his son's name?

[2:15] Is it also Goofy?

[2:17] Sam?

Elliott Kalan

[2:17] Is that right?

[2:18] Is it Sam?

[2:19] It's probably Bernard.

[2:22] Maxwell?

Stuart Wellington

[2:23] Oh, no.

[2:24] We're going to look like real assholes.

[2:26] Jimberly?

[2:27] I think it's Jimberly.

[2:28] Because we referenced the Goofy movie like a million times on this podcast, which is wild because we don't even have a million episodes.

[2:36] And yet I know nothing about it.

[2:39] Other than that meme about, you know, damn, you live like this.

Dan McCoy

[2:43] I think they go camping in it.

[2:45] I think that's a large part of the narrative.

[2:47] Sure, sure.

[2:48] So anyway, so the point is I'm going to read off a goof and you guys will have chances to say what movie you think this goof has been listed from.

[2:58] The Goofy movie?

[3:00] Did we start?

[3:00] And what?

[3:02] No.

[3:03] We're going to go back and forth.

[3:05] I will announce.

[3:07] Like a pendulum.

[3:08] Who gets the first shot at a question and the other person will have a chance to steal for the point.

[3:14] And also, this is a 10 round, 10 question game.

[3:19] There are two rounds.

[3:21] The first round will be very like beloved or highly critically acclaimed movies from the 90s.

[3:28] And the second round will be somewhat harder because as this is a bad movie podcast, it will be some of the bigger critical or commercial flops of the 90s.

[3:39] You got it.

[3:40] Okay.

[3:40] So we're getting the yin and the yang.

[3:42] That's right.

[3:44] So the first round, these are the better 90s movies in the popular imagination.

[3:54] Goofs 90s kids.

[3:56] Remember.

Elliott Kalan

[3:56] Dan throwing a little shade at the critically acclaimed 90s movies.

Dan McCoy

[4:00] I know.

[4:01] I'm only.

[4:01] I just want to specify like, hey, it may not be your favorite, but when we talk to general acclaim, this is what this is what's going on.

[4:10] So.

[4:11] And how is general acclaim doing ever since he was his dishonorable discharge?

Elliott Kalan

[4:16] Yeah.

[4:17] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[4:18] Yeah.

[4:19] Now he has to sell insurance or whatever the fuck with Shaquille O'Neal.

[4:22] Yeah.

[4:22] With Shaquille O'Neal.

Dan McCoy

[4:24] So this first, this first goof is for Elliot.

Elliott Kalan

[4:28] Wait, no.

[4:29] I'm imagining now they're talking to the general and they're like, you cannot wear your uniform while you sell insurance.

[4:34] I'm sorry.

[4:35] It's so clearly outside the military code of ethics for you to wear your military uniform while you're selling.

Stuart Wellington

[4:41] I mean, but that's why they hired him, Elliot.

[4:43] What else the fuck would he wear?

Elliott Kalan

[4:44] That's why they hired me.

[4:45] Look, this is all I have.

[4:47] They took my pension away.

Stuart Wellington

[4:48] I didn't know the rest of the scene was happening.

[4:52] All right.

Elliott Kalan

[4:53] All right, Elliot.

[4:54] So the first question is for me.

[4:55] This is a goof from the 90s that a 90s kid like me would know.

Dan McCoy

[4:58] Yeah.

[4:59] Check out this goof.

[5:00] You're going to be so embarrassed that they made this goof.

[5:02] This is tough.

[5:04] And this goof goes as such.

[5:06] Literally swallowing one's tongue is impossible.

[5:10] However, an unconscious person's tongue may sag backwards and block their airway leading to suffocation.

[5:18] This is what is usually referred to by the phrase, it is not a voluntary act.

[5:24] So what movie inspired this egregious goof about tongue swallowing?

[5:32] It's from the 90s.

[5:33] Is that seven?

[5:35] It's not seven.

[5:36] No.

[5:36] Stuart, do you want to steal this one?

Stuart Wellington

[5:39] Yeah.

[5:39] Why don't I?

[5:40] The English patient.

[5:41] The English patient.

Dan McCoy

[5:45] Well, one can easily imagine someone going to some sort of English patient suffering from tongue swallowing.

[5:53] Oh, he's not tongue swallowing.

Elliott Kalan

[5:55] He swallowed his tongue, I say.

[5:57] Oh, is that Rafe?

[5:59] That was Rafe Fiennes as the doctor in the English patient.

Dan McCoy

[6:04] This is Silence of the Lambs.

[6:06] The Silence of the Lambs.

[6:07] Oh, right.

Dan McCoy

[6:07] Right.

[6:07] I got my serial killers movies in the 90s mixed up.

[6:10] I was pretty close.

[6:12] A reader of IMDB wants us to know that Hannibal Lecter could not have talked Migs into swallowing his own tongue for, quote, being rude to Clarice, as he puts it.

Elliott Kalan

[6:25] It seems like a misunderstanding of the situation.

Dan McCoy

[6:27] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[6:29] Let's move on to number two.

[6:32] This is for Stuart.

[6:34] Yes.

[6:35] Check out this goof.

[6:37] That's my name.

[6:37] You are going to do a fucking flip take when you hear this goof.

[6:40] Okay.

[6:40] I better put my wing down.

Elliott Kalan

[6:43] You're not going to be able to believe that they left it in the movie.

[6:45] How could they do this?

[6:46] Here we go.

[6:47] Somebody better have gotten fired.

Dan McCoy

[6:49] Here's this primo goof.

[6:52] Mia draws a rectangle to call Vincent a square.

[6:58] What film is that?

[7:00] Were they just geometric error?

Stuart Wellington

[7:03] Pulp fiction.

[7:04] That's pulp fiction.

[7:06] That's the theme song to Pulp Fiction.

Elliott Kalan

[7:08] I'm not even going to point out that it was a little unfair that Stuart's goof included the names of characters in the film.

Dan McCoy

[7:13] Don't worry.

[7:15] Don't worry.

[7:15] You'll get ones with characters, too.

[7:18] Dan, until I get one, I'm going to worry like Bill Murray.

[7:22] You also have to understand that this is –

Elliott Kalan

[7:24] It rhymes, and I imagine he worries a lot.

[7:27] He gives off a cool guy vibe, but I imagine he worries quite a bit.

[7:31] Yeah.

[7:31] I am also less concerned with the –

[7:32] He doesn't worry like Tim Curry?

[7:34] No, Tim Curry doesn't do much of anything anymore, sadly.

Dan McCoy

[7:38] What the fuck, dude?

[7:39] I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

[7:41] I'm less concerned with the mechanics of the game and what makes a fair game and more about saying a bunch of funny goofs.

[7:49] I guess that's fair.

[7:50] That's fair.

Stuart Wellington

[7:51] And fair game is a 90s movie.

[7:53] Wow.

[7:54] We see the puppeteer's hands all of a sudden.

Dan McCoy

[7:56] Peek behind the curtain.

Elliott Kalan

[7:58] Jigsaw goes, would you like to play a little game?

[8:00] Keeping in mind I don't really care that much about the fairness of the game or how the rules work.

[8:05] More of a comedic premise.

[8:07] I'm just trying to kill you.

Dan McCoy

[8:07] It's just a vehicle for laughs.

[8:10] All right, Elliot, this one's for you.

[8:13] All of the toys are believed to have a soul within them, which makes them come alive.

[8:20] RC is seen falling behind because of low batteries.

[8:24] Since RC is alive, it would have no use for batteries.

[8:29] What film had this goof?

Elliott Kalan

[8:30] I'm going to guess it's Toy Story, Dan.

Dan McCoy

[8:32] Yeah, that motherfucking goof was from Toy Story.

Elliott Kalan

[8:35] I thought it was Toys with Robin Williams.

[8:37] At first, I started thinking that, too.

[8:39] Another 90s hit.

[8:40] Okay, three questions.

[8:41] Well regarded.

[8:45] Three questions.

[8:45] Toys is one of those movies, I remember seeing it on HBO multiple times as a kid and being like, why?

[8:49] Even as a kid, I was like, I don't understand why this was made.

[8:52] I don't know the thinking behind it.

Dan McCoy

[8:53] Well, my thing is, even as a kid, I had conceptual issues with it.

[8:57] I was like, well, this is like a pacifist movie, but then at the end, all of the quote-unquote peaceful toys go to war against the war toys.

[9:04] So what's the point?

[9:05] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[9:06] Well, much like the way the movie Ferdinand sells out the purpose of the book Ferdinand by having Ferdinand have to fight him at the end.

Dan McCoy

[9:16] So, okay.

[9:18] Goof.

[9:19] We're-

[9:20] Tie game.

[9:21] We've had three.

[9:22] One and one, yeah.

[9:22] And we're a tie game.

[9:24] Stuart, this goof's for you.

[9:28] For Stoof.

[9:29] For Stoof.

[9:30] You will not believe this fucking goof.

[9:34] My favorite part of the goof's game is Dan's buildup for the goofs.

[9:38] Yeah.

[9:40] Imagine.

[9:41] He's sweating.

[9:43] What idiot let this goof get by into the fucking movie.

Elliott Kalan

[9:48] Listeners, you can't see that steam is literally pouring out of Dan's ears.

[9:51] It even conceives of the idea of this goof.

Stuart Wellington

[9:55] He's scrunching up his fedora between his hands.

Elliott Kalan

[9:58] As he reflects on what kind of God would allow a goof like this to come into the world.

[10:03] Yeah.

[10:03] All right.

Dan McCoy

[10:03] Here's a-

[10:04] Stuart, this goof is for you.

[10:07] The 1977 Corvette is described as being a car with a 350 cubic inch engine producing 325 horsepower,

[10:20] a 4.10,

[10:21] a 4.10,

[10:22] a colon,

[10:23] what rear end gearing,

[10:25] having a four speed manual and an aftermarket intake manifold.

[10:30] This is not true.

[10:32] As this is a California car.

[10:34] It had the detuned L82 California emissions engine.

[10:39] This engine produced a mere 165 horsepower and is actually the least powerful factory V8 engine put in the Corvette.

[10:49] Even with a good aftermarket intake,

[10:51] this thing would not be close to 325 horsepower.

[10:55] It would need new cylinder heads,

[10:58] a new camshaft,

[10:59] and a new carburetor to make it even close to 325 horsepower.

[11:06] What film had the audacity to make this goof?

Stuart Wellington

[11:13] I am sick to my fucking stomach.

[11:20] To feel like somebody cared so little for the viewer.

[11:26] It's like somebody spat in my face.

[11:29] It's a lack of respect.

[11:30] It's just a lack of basic respect.

Elliott Kalan

[11:33] Eat up this slop.

[11:35] Just swallow it up,

[11:36] sheeple.

Dan McCoy

[11:37] Is it Fast and the Furious?

[11:40] I'm afraid that that's,

[11:41] I believe that came out after the 90s.

[11:44] I think that was a 2000 or 2001 release.

Elliott Kalan

[11:46] I was in college at the time.

Dan McCoy

[11:47] Okay, Elliot.

[11:48] You can steal.

[11:50] Elliot, what do you,

[11:51] what do you get for this?

Elliott Kalan

[11:52] I don't have a single idea what this movie involving a 1977 Corvette so erroneously described.

[12:00] I'm just,

[12:00] I'm so angry.

[12:01] I'm seeing red and not the red of a beautiful Corvette.

[12:03] I can't even,

[12:04] I can't even imagine.

[12:05] So I'm going to say Forrest Gump.

Dan McCoy

[12:09] No,

[12:10] I'm sorry.

[12:10] You're both wrong.

[12:11] This,

[12:11] this is a Boogie Nights,

[12:13] a film in which someone brags about their car.

[12:16] Surely,

[12:17] surely it could not be possibly a character thing that they're getting all this car shit wrong that I'm bragging about.

[12:24] This is an audacious goof on behalf of the filmmakers.

[12:29] Invalidates the whole movie.

[12:31] Invalidates.

[12:31] Give that,

Elliott Kalan

[12:31] give that movie four Pinocchios and make the noses look like penises because it's Boogie Nights.

[12:37] Why not?

Dan McCoy

[12:38] Hey,

[12:39] this,

[12:40] uh,

[12:40] this is for Elliot.

[12:41] This is the last,

[12:43] this is the last goof of the,

[12:46] uh,

[12:47] evening.

[12:48] Established classics.

[12:50] Oh,

[12:50] side of the,

[12:51] the nineties round of goofs.

[12:54] Um,

[12:55] okay,

[12:55] here we go.

[12:56] When Alice and Helena or Helena possibly are doing story problems,

[13:03] Alice says,

[13:03] Joe has $2.50,

[13:06] which is a UK Australian construction,

[13:10] as opposed to the more American $2.50 or two 50.

[13:16] What a fucking goof guys.

[13:20] I cannot believe this person is allowed to still make movies.

[13:26] God damn.

[13:28] Goofs made me so mad.

[13:32] What movie do you think Elliot had this goof about the phrasing?

[13:36] Joe has $2.50 versus $2.50 or two 50.

[13:44] The clues in there to reiterate,

[13:47] there are a couple of names.

[13:48] Yep.

[13:49] Alice and Helena are doing story problems about someone named Joe.

[13:53] So if you have any memory of that,

Elliott Kalan

[13:58] I,

[13:58] I do not something with something with school children in it.

[14:02] Uh,

[14:03] so I'm going to say the ice storm.

Dan McCoy

[14:05] It's not the ice storm.

[14:06] Uh,

[14:07] Stuart,

[14:07] do you think you can steal this one?

Stuart Wellington

[14:09] Yeah.

[14:09] Kindergarten cop.

[14:12] Good guess.

[14:14] That may be an 80s movie,

Dan McCoy

[14:16] but I'm not sure.

[14:16] It's eyes wide shut.

[14:18] Eyes wide shut.

[14:19] So at the end of round one,

[14:23] the score's tied one to one.

[14:25] Tough game.

[14:26] Turns out to be.

[14:27] Close.

[14:27] Goofs are not necessarily.

[14:27] I wish if only I had the time to go through.

[14:30] The goofs got me seeing red,

[14:31] you know?

[14:32] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[14:32] It's just so hard to concentrate when these goofs get you so mad.

[14:36] Yeah.

[14:36] They just anger up the blood so much.

Dan McCoy

[14:38] Uh,

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[14:55] The,

[14:55] the goofs get your blood pressure up.

[14:57] And I can't legally probably say that this does anything to your blood

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[15:03] but,

[15:03] uh,

[15:03] cause I,

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[15:05] but you will feel calmer.

[15:07] I'll tell you that.

[15:08] Dan,

[15:08] your initials backwards are MD.

Elliott Kalan

[15:10] So maybe you are a doctor.

Dan McCoy

[15:12] Yeah,

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[15:53] And we're back in the game.

[15:55] And I want to apologize like that.

Elliott Kalan

[15:57] That was Dan.

[15:58] You're so smooth.

[15:58] That was amazing.

[16:00] Uh,

[16:00] Dan,

[16:00] Stuart,

[16:01] I want to apologize.

[16:01] Kindergarten cup came out in 1990.

[16:03] So that was a respectable answer.

[16:05] I mean,

[16:06] they wouldn't have been doing word problems.

[16:08] It's a kindergarten.

[16:08] They wouldn't do word problems,

[16:09] but I was wrong.

[16:10] And,

[16:10] and I want to be the bigger man here and say,

[16:12] I apologize.

[16:13] Yeah,

[16:13] that means a lot,

[16:14] dude.

[16:14] Thank you.

[16:15] I guess you could say I really goofed on that one.

[16:18] Uh,

[16:18] I would,

[16:19] I would say that.

[16:22] Wow.

[16:22] Okay.

[16:22] Let's not say anything we can't take back.

S4

[16:29] Hi,

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[16:30] And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

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[16:37] That's right.

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Stuart Wellington

[16:54] Oh,

[16:54] all answers are final for all people for all time.

[16:55] We got this.

S4

[16:59] Most game shows quiz contestants about topics they don't even care about.

S5

[17:02] But for more than 100 episodes,

[17:05] the Go Fact Yourself podcast has asked celebrity guests trivia about topics they choose for themselves.

S4

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S5

[17:14] Oh my gosh.

[17:15] Shut up.

[17:17] Oh,

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S4

[17:35] Twice a month,

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Dan McCoy

[17:40] These last five goofs of the evening,

[17:44] I would say are significant flops of the 90s.

[17:48] Films that are looked on,

[17:52] back upon with derision,

[17:54] if at all.

[17:55] Okay.

[17:56] So let's,

[17:57] let's jump right into it.

[17:58] Stuart.

[17:59] Chain reaction.

[18:00] Stuart.

[18:02] You're up first.

[18:04] Got it.

[18:05] Here's this motherfucking goof.

[18:07] And it goes like this.

[18:08] I need to calm down here.

[18:10] It's just going to wind me up.

[18:13] In a filthy,

[18:14] lawless,

[18:15] post-apocalyptic world,

[18:16] where the remaining humans are dressed in rags,

[18:20] and barely surviving,

[18:22] Abby,

[18:24] still keeps her armpits clean shaven.

[18:28] Abby,

[18:28] come on.

[18:30] Priority.

[18:31] What are you,

[18:32] what kind of post-apocalyptic things are you not attending to,

[18:38] just to keep those pits clean?

[18:41] So it's a trade-off,

[18:42] is what you're saying.

[18:43] I don't know why this goof is so angry,

[18:45] but they seem upset about Abby,

[18:47] and her shaving habits.

[18:50] Stuart,

[18:51] what movie do you think this could be?

[18:53] Is it Waterworld?

[18:54] Oh,

[18:57] it is not Waterworld.

[18:59] Ooh,

Elliott Kalan

[18:59] that would have been my first,

[19:00] first guess too,

[19:01] Stuart.

Dan McCoy

[19:02] Elliot,

[19:02] do you have another guess?

Elliott Kalan

[19:06] So it's a post-apocalyptic world.

[19:08] They live,

[19:09] they're wearing rags,

[19:10] and yet Abby's pits are unnaturally bare of hair.

[19:17] So they still have access to razors of some kind.

Stuart Wellington

[19:19] Guys,

[19:20] I'm getting angry,

[19:20] and I'm also getting turned on about all this talk about armpits.

[19:23] I don't mean,

[19:23] I don't mean to trigger you so much.

Dan McCoy

[19:25] I mean,

[19:25] there is a deleted scene where she gets access to the strategic Nair reserve,

[19:28] so this should be moved to the incorrectly regarded as goof.

[19:31] I'm going to say,

Elliott Kalan

[19:32] I'm going to say,

[19:33] is it the postman?

Dan McCoy

[19:34] It is the postman.

[19:35] Elliot,

[19:35] Stuart,

[19:36] you were so close.

[19:37] It's the other Kevin Costner,

Elliott Kalan

[19:39] post-apocalyptic 90s flop.

[19:42] Okay,

[19:42] so,

[19:43] Elliot.

[19:44] That was touch and go.

[19:46] I feel like that could have gone either way for both of us, too.

[19:48] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[19:49] Elliot,

[19:50] here we go.

Stuart Wellington

[19:51] Up for the grace of God.

[19:52] Had you answered first,

[19:53] you would have said Waterworld.

Elliott Kalan

[19:54] I would have said Waterworld,

[19:55] yeah.

[19:56] It's the flip of a coin that separates a Joker from just a regular guy.

[20:01] From a midnight Joker.

[20:02] Elliot.

[20:03] Those are your two options.

[20:05] They're two sides of the same coin.

Stuart Wellington

[20:07] That was the thing.

[20:07] In the fucking movie Joker,

[20:09] which is obviously a genius movie,

[20:11] there was a moment when he looked down two paths,

[20:14] and one path,

[20:15] he was going to become a midnight Joker.

[20:17] A midnight Joker.

[20:18] But instead he became a Joker.

Elliott Kalan

[20:19] Yeah,

[20:19] and he would have bedeviled Batman with late night marijuana related crimes.

[20:24] I'm imagining there's the one where the Joker has a villain named the midnight Joker,

[20:28] and he's going,

[20:28] we're not so different,

[20:29] you and I.

[20:30] Two sides of the same coin.

Dan McCoy

[20:33] Okay,

[20:34] so, Elliot,

[20:34] this is for you,

[20:35] and I got to warn you,

[20:37] as someone who grew up in the tri-state area.

[20:41] That's where it was,

[20:41] New Jersey.

[20:42] A New Jersey native.

[20:43] One of those three states.

[20:44] One of those states.

Dan McCoy

[20:44] One of those states.

[20:45] Went to college in New York.

[20:48] Lived in New York.

[20:48] Greatest city in the world.

[20:49] The Big Apple.

[20:50] This is going to infuriate you,

[20:52] this fucking goof.

[20:53] I forgot these were goofs.

Elliott Kalan

[20:55] I forgot you were setting me up for rage.

Dan McCoy

[20:57] Oh,

[20:58] you're going to be so mad.

[20:59] As a native of the area,

[21:01] McCoy and Fallow are talking in a crowded subway car,

[21:04] and then back up into two empty seats.

[21:07] With that many people on the train,

[21:09] there would not be two easily accessible seats together available.

[21:13] Goof.

[21:16] That last part was me editorializing.

[21:20] That was not.

Elliott Kalan

[21:20] That was the soundboard.

[21:22] Yeah.

[21:22] So, McCoy,

[21:23] so Dan's in the movie,

[21:25] and so there's a scene in a subway.

Stuart Wellington

[21:27] We're Hank McCoy the Beast.

Elliott Kalan

[21:29] That's true.

[21:30] Could be.

[21:33] 90s.

[21:34] Yeah.

[21:35] And there's a scene in the subway.

[21:37] And it's a movie in the,

[21:38] and this is the New York subway.

[21:39] It's a flop.

Dan McCoy

[21:41] Well,

[21:42] you got to remember,

[21:42] this is a very important part of the clues for the second round.

[21:47] 1990s.

[21:47] It was a big flop.

[21:52] I'm going to say Daybreak.

[21:53] Not Daybreak.

[21:55] Stuart,

[21:55] do you?

[21:56] Or Daylight.

[21:57] No.

[21:57] You know the one I'm talking about.

[21:58] No,

[21:59] I know which one you,

[21:59] either one.

[22:00] The one with Sylvester Stallone raising a tunnel.

[22:01] Yeah,

[22:02] but that's not it.

Stuart Wellington

[22:04] Is it Volcano?

Dan McCoy

[22:07] No,

[22:08] that's in Los Angeles,

[22:10] Elliot's current home.

[22:12] No,

[22:13] this is The Bonfire of the Vanities.

[22:15] McCoy and Fallow.

[22:17] You know what?

[22:18] Are the names.

Elliott Kalan

[22:19] I think of that as an 80s movie too,

[22:21] because the book came out in the 80s.

[22:22] I should have remembered.

[22:23] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[22:24] Well,

[22:24] you know,

[22:25] the reason it flopped is this fucking goof.

[22:27] I'll tell you that.

[22:28] This goof.

[22:29] That's why.

[22:30] Finding two scenes together on the train.

Elliott Kalan

[22:32] Roughly 80 pages of Julie Salomon's The Devil's Candy

[22:35] are about that goof.

[22:37] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[22:38] Stuart.

[22:39] Stuart,

[22:39] you're up.

[22:40] Okay.

[22:41] You're next in this goof troop,

[22:43] and it goes like this.

[22:45] While it might be possible to make the individual chains of a piece of chain mail

[22:50] with a single knitting needle and a pair of pliers,

[22:54] one cannot knit chain mail with two knitting needles.

[23:00] You goofballs.

[23:04] Goofy fovers.

[23:07] This person is mad when someone knitted some chain mail in a film.

[23:12] And I can understand the rage,

[23:14] because certainly that could not be like a gag of some kind

[23:18] or just a bit of whimsy,

[23:20] but it must be a goof.

Elliott Kalan

[23:22] An accurate rendition of past times.

[23:25] Yeah.

[23:26] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[23:28] I have no idea.

Dan McCoy

[23:34] Think of a big 90s goof hole of a movie.

Stuart Wellington

[23:39] Oh, man.

[23:42] Fuck.

[23:43] I feel like it's in there in my brain somewhere,

[23:46] and it's just bouncing around.

[23:48] Is it Battlefield Earth?

Dan McCoy

[23:51] That's a great guess.

[23:52] It is not Battlefield Earth.

[23:55] Elliot, do you have a guess?

Elliott Kalan

[23:57] Dan, is it possibly Robin Hood men in tights?

[24:00] It is not that.

Dan McCoy

[24:01] Oh.

[24:02] I would love it if someone got mad at a Mel Brooks gag.

[24:06] Goof.

Elliott Kalan

[24:06] At one point, you can see Mel Brooks in the movie,

[24:09] directing the movie.

Dan McCoy

[24:10] Richard Lewis's mole keeps moving.

[24:14] No, that was Wild Wild West.

[24:17] Wild Wild West.

Stuart Wellington

[24:19] Oh.

[24:20] I've actually never seen Wild Wild West.

[24:22] I actually haven't either.

Dan McCoy

[24:23] You are not missing much.

Stuart Wellington

[24:27] Sounds pretty wild.

[24:28] But wait, I mean, Will Smith is one of the most charismatic actors of this generation.

[24:33] And beloved.

[24:34] And, well, not beloved to Judd Apatow,

[24:36] who is concerned that Will Smith could be murdering people with punches.

[24:41] Okay.

Dan McCoy

[24:42] All right, Elliot, this next goof is for you.

[24:45] This one.

[24:47] Oh, boy.

[24:48] You're going to get angry again.

[24:50] I know your feelings like clowns.

[24:53] All right, this one.

[24:54] In one scene, clown says he cannot stand the word God.

[25:00] Later in the movie, he says the word himself.

[25:03] Oh, my God, you look like crap.

[25:06] So in one scene, this clown says he can't stand the word God.

[25:11] But then later on, he says, oh, my God, you look like crap.

[25:15] Impossible.

Elliott Kalan

[25:16] Impossible.

[25:17] Can't happen.

[25:18] Now, Stuart had a good guess, which is Akira.

[25:21] Again, again, I think it was 88 or 89 that that came out.

[25:24] But there's a character named Clown in it.

[25:25] I don't think he's ever named in the movie.

[25:28] But in the comics, he certainly is.

[25:33] I know so much more about that.

[25:36] So there's a clown.

[25:37] He's just called Clown.

[25:38] No, we should.

[25:39] Let's just talk about Akira for a while.

[25:41] I mean, Akira is, it's.

[25:42] Think of the numbers of it.

[25:44] I reread the comics not too long ago, and it gets a little repetitive by the end.

[25:49] But it's so, it's just an amazing vision.

[25:50] I love him so much.

[25:51] Just an amazing vision.

Dan McCoy

[25:52] Yes, Dan?

[25:53] Assemble a bunch of insane clowns in your head, like an insane clown posse, if you will.

Elliott Kalan

[25:59] Yeah, a whole posse of them.

[26:00] Yeah, yeah, I'm rounding them up.

Dan McCoy

[26:01] Imagine what one could have said this in what context, what film context.

[26:09] Sure.

[26:09] Out of that insane clown posse, what clown is the most 90s clown you can think of?

[26:16] Again, I don't really care about the game.

[26:18] I'm helping you out because I think it makes better radio.

Elliott Kalan

[26:22] Yeah, if someone gets something right.

[26:23] It's hard for me to imagine 90s movies with clowns in them at this point.

Dan McCoy

[26:29] I know it's probably.

[26:30] You know, just guess something, toss it to stews, we can move along.

[26:33] Let's just move along.

[26:34] Big Top Peewee.

[26:36] Big Top Peewee.

[26:38] Incorrect.

[26:39] Stuart, do you have a guess?

[26:42] I don't know, like Super Mario Brothers or something.

[26:44] Nope, nope.

[26:46] I'm afraid.

[26:47] My friends, that was Spawn with, of course, John.

[26:50] Fuck, right.

[26:52] As clown, that's right.

[26:53] Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Elliott Kalan

[26:54] You should have said killer clown, Dan, and I would have had a better idea.

[26:58] Well, then you'd think they'd be from outer space.

Dan McCoy

[27:00] That's a good point.

Elliott Kalan

[27:01] That's a good point.

[27:01] You should have said Michael J. White.

[27:03] That movie has the scene where clown shows up.

[27:07] That's the only thing about the movie that I remember.

[27:09] Which is a movie I saw in the theaters.

[27:11] Yeah.

[27:11] Clown is standing there.

[27:13] Spawn's daughter opens the door.

[27:15] And clown has his own head.

[27:17] And his head starts to deflate.

[27:19] And a balloon with his face on it starts to inflate.

[27:21] And the balloon is talking.

[27:23] And it looks bizarre.

[27:24] And Spawn's daughter does not react as if this is a strange thing.

[27:27] Like, takes it stride.

[27:29] That this clown's head is deflating while a balloon with his face is inflating.

[27:32] And it's, that's when the movie lost me.

[27:34] That's a goof.

[27:35] That's the one.

[27:36] A kid would be weirded out.

[27:37] Up until that point, you were locked in.

[27:39] Yeah.

[27:39] I said, this is amazing.

[27:41] I love the adventures of Spawn and Cagliostro or whatever his mentor is named.

[27:45] Al Simmons.

Dan McCoy

[27:47] This is, okay, well, here we go.

[27:49] It's the big finale.

[27:51] The grand finale.

[27:54] I say that because it's the last question.

[27:56] There's nothing.

[27:56] Geek goof.

[27:57] Yep.

[27:58] Nothing else about it.

[27:59] I mean, it's a fucking goof.

[28:01] Let me tell you that.

[28:02] It's the goof de resistance.

Stuart Wellington

[28:03] This is the rage virus directly injected into our eyeballs.

[28:07] Yeah.

[28:08] You're going to be so mad when you hear this goof.

Dan McCoy

[28:10] You're not.

[28:10] This is, we're going to want to end movies.

[28:11] These are professionals, guys.

[28:13] Yeah.

[28:14] These are professionals making this movie.

[28:16] They thought they were making a big movie and they let this crap on screen.

[28:22] And here it is.

[28:23] There is no reason for a chainsaw to be aboard a boat, especially a cruise ship.

[28:30] The chainsaw's sole purpose is to cut wood, specifically trees.

[28:37] Also, the exhaust fumes from running a gas-powered chainsaw indoors would be hazardous to all involved.

[28:46] A little safety lesson in the middle of that goof.

[28:50] Stuart.

Elliott Kalan

[28:51] That's good to know.

[28:52] It's a public service.

Stuart Wellington

[28:53] What movie?

[28:53] Wow.

[28:54] Yeah.

[28:55] I mean, I'm shaking.

[28:57] I'm crying.

[28:58] I'm throwing up.

[29:00] This goof.

[29:02] I don't know.

[29:03] Is it like Deep Rising, maybe?

Dan McCoy

[29:06] Oh, Stuart.

[29:07] I'm afraid not.

[29:07] Elliot.

Stuart Wellington

[29:08] Good.

[29:08] Because that movie rules and it shouldn't be in the bad category.

Elliott Kalan

[29:11] Do you know what this is?

[29:14] Okay.

[29:15] I'm going to, again, like Stuart, I'm trying to make my way past the anger I feel that these things happen.

Dan McCoy

[29:19] When you saw it, there was so much rage that you went into a blackout.

[29:23] Assuming I saw this movie.

[29:26] To protect your brain, you've forgotten what film had this egregious goof.

Elliott Kalan

[29:31] That I must have seen it and that's why I woke up with blood on my hands and no memory of how I had gotten to where I was.

[29:37] Is it Speed 2 Cruise Control?

[29:39] It is Speed 2 Cruise Control.

Dan McCoy

[29:43] So, I think the final tally is 3-1 in Elliot's favor.

Stuart Wellington

[29:48] That's wild shit.

[29:49] When Willem Dafoe's covering his body in leeches, that's some wild shit.

[29:55] There's chainsaws on boats.

[29:56] They don't care.

Dan McCoy

[29:58] Well, I'd like to...

Elliott Kalan

[30:00] Low-scoring game on all sides today.

[30:02] Low-scoring game.

Stuart Wellington

[30:03] It was hard.

[30:04] I think we were blinded by our anger at the goofs, I think.

[30:07] Yeah.

[30:08] Well, I would like to...

[30:09] Blinded by the goofs.

Elliott Kalan

[30:10] Lit up like a goof in a motor in the night.

[30:12] Yeah.

[30:12] Yep.

Dan McCoy

[30:13] I thank all the goof fans out there for taking a trip down goofy lane with us.

[30:20] Thank you to our producer, Alex Smith.

[30:23] He is at HowellDotty on Twitter.

[30:26] And thank you again for listening.

[30:29] I'm Dan McCoy.

[30:30] I'm Stuart Wellington.

[30:32] I'm Elliot...

Elliott Kalan

[30:33] I can't even finish saying my name.

[30:34] I'm just so mad about those goofs.

[30:36] I just can't even...

[30:37] I can't get through the fury to say my own name as Elliot Kalen.

Dan McCoy

[30:39] Fucking goofs!

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FH Mini 64 - Goofs Only 90s Kids Will Remember

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