The Flop House Movie Minute #2 - A Beckinsale Tale

[0:00] And now the Flophouse movie minute

[0:09] Hey, what's up? It's me Stuart Wellington from the Flophouse

[0:14] With the hot new movie minute for you guys

[0:16] I was just hoping to tell you guys a little story from a few years back when I went to see

[0:21] When I went to see Van Helsing in it's a pre-screening note. I did not pay to go see Van Helsing and

[0:30] But I would have

[0:32] So a

[0:34] Buddy of mine went to go see it in New York City

[0:38] You know, the big city was pretty impressive and we ended up getting pulled out of line

[0:42] It was a really fucking long line might I add we got pulled out of line to sit in the press booth

[0:48] Based on the question. Do you guys talk during movies and I was like, no

[0:54] She was like, okay

[0:55] I'll be back in a minute and came back and like took us to the front of the line

[0:58] So for a while I was obsessed that she had the hots for me, but nonetheless

[1:02] So we end up going into this press booth and like in the balcony and we're like, wow, this is really cool

[1:08] There's us and like nobody up here. And then Stephen Summers came out to introduce his movie

[1:14] director of the mummy movies and which

[1:17] Okay

[1:18] And then he also directed a movie called Deep Rising with Treat Williams who was awesome

[1:24] Until he was on Everwood, but I don't want to talk about that. So

[1:28] And then the lights started dimming

[1:29] the lights are dimming and

[1:31] You know, we're getting pretty jazzed because we saw the trailers and Hugh Jackman's got a really cool wig in the movie. So

[1:39] So a bunch of people start filing in to sit behind us and we're like what the fuck's going on?

[1:43] And we look behind us and my friend is like totally into Kate Beckinsale

[1:47] so we look behind us and lo and behold, it's Kate Beckinsale and

[1:51] Let me just point out that

[1:54] So

[1:58] And Kate Beckinsale, can I point out in like wearing a t-shirt and jeans is really attractive

[2:05] Not I would not kick her out of bed probably so with the movie starts and of course, it's great

[2:10] You know, you got two hours where literally every character in the movie is swinging on a rope from one place to another place

[2:18] yeah, it's fucking astounding and

[2:20] The end of the movie right before the credits roll you you see a cloud

[2:25] Face of Kate Beckinsale like a CGI face of Kate Beckinsale in the clouds where she cries a single tear. I

[2:33] Wanted to laugh so hard and yet she's sitting right behind me and it was so fucking hard not to laugh and then

[2:40] and then she left very quickly and quietly as the credits began to roll and I had to sit there and

[2:45] Wait till they all left so that I didn't look at them

[2:49] So that was a really good adventure at a movie theater

[2:55] Thanks

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