The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:14] Dick Patterson was the loneliest parking attendant at New Jersey's Short Hills Mall, working

[0:19] the loneliest part of the garage, until one day, a lost nymphomaniac came his way.

[0:27] Now Dick's dreams are finally coming true, all because he was assigned to Qal'i, Slayer

[0:37] of Goliath, Righteous King of the Hebrews, Prophet of God.

[0:44] David was once all of these things, but now he's just an overweight diddy's assistant

[0:50] manager looking to escape his overbearing family and reintroduce himself to the world.

[0:56] The Torah was never like this.

[0:58] Eddie Murphy is the Old Testament's original king of comedy in Meet Dave.

[1:08] Imagine a world where used bicycles go unsold, entry-level jobs unapplied for, and boxes

[1:15] of kittens undistributed.

[1:18] A world where couples seeking women for threesomes have nowhere to turn.

[1:23] That could have been our world, if not for one remarkable man and his amazing invention.

[1:30] This summer, learn the story of Everett P. Classified, the inventor of the classified

[1:35] ad in Wanted.

[1:41] Earth's core has stopped spinning, creating freak storms and lethal solar flares.

[1:47] Only one man has the sheer focal power to shout our planet to safety.

[1:52] Rock legend Steve Perry.

[1:54] Now he and his ragtag crew of aging musicians must take a dangerous trip 3,000 miles underground

[2:02] or the whole world will stop believing.

[2:05] Forever, journey to the center of the earth.

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