The Flop House Movie Minute #8 - Twisted Trailers

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[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:13] Dick Patterson was the loneliest parking attendant at New Jersey's Short Hills Mall,

[0:19] working the loneliest part of the garage.

[0:21] Until one day, a lost nymphomaniac came his way.

[0:26] Now Dick's dreams are finally coming true.

[0:30] All because he was assigned to Wall-E.

[0:36] Slayer of Goliath.

[0:39] Righteous King of the Hebrews.

[0:41] Prophet of God.

[0:43] David was once all of these things.

[0:47] But now he's just an overweight Diddy's assistant manager looking to escape his overbearing family

[0:52] and reintroduce himself to the world.

[0:55] The Torah was never like this.

[0:58] Eddie Murphy is the Old Testament's original king of comedy in Meat Day.

[1:07] Imagine a world where used bicycles go unsold,

[1:12] entry-level jobs unapplied for,

[1:14] and boxes of kittens undistributed.

[1:16] A world where couples seeking women for threesomes have nowhere to turn.

[1:22] That could have been our world,

[1:25] if not for one remarkable man and his amazing invention.

[1:29] This summer, learn the story of Everett P. Classified,

[1:33] the adventure of the classified ad in

[1:36] Wanted.

[1:41] Earth's core has stopped spinning,

[1:43] creating freak storms and lethal solar flares.

[1:47] Only one man has the sheer vocal power to shout our planet to safety.

[1:52] Rock legend Steve Perry.

[1:54] Now he and his ragtag crew of aging musicians

[1:57] must take a dangerous trip 3,000 miles underground,

[2:02] or the whole world will stop believing.

[2:05] Forever.

[2:06] Journey to the center of the earth.

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