FH Mini 14 - Goofs!

Dan McCoy

[0:00] this is the flop house guys normally we do a podcast about bad movies

[0:10] and we have a few yucks we laugh a lot we love a lot we love a lot but tonight yeah instead

[0:19] wait let me check hold on let me check our to-do list let me check our to-do list hold on live

Elliott Kalan

[0:24] live a lot yeah laugh a lot love a lot it's all on the list you're right that's what we do

Dan McCoy

[0:28] but i controlled the vertical and horizontal tonight and and i think you got a full tank

[0:35] someone wound me up boy someone stuck one of those giant keys in my back and wound me the

[0:45] fuck up tonight so buckle up friends um buckled are you buckling this is a side of dan we usually

Elliott Kalan

[0:52] only see when he gets mad at us but now it seems to have come out in some sort of uh

Stuart Wellington

[0:57] some sort of enthusiasm it's weird yeah he's he's he's smiling i don't know how to respond to this

Elliott Kalan

[1:03] this is it's a kind of michael madsen in in reservoir dogs type of smile this is a new emotion i've

Dan McCoy

[1:08] caught i've coined joy anger is what i'm calling it janger janger janger unchained is what is going on

[1:16] and tonight's mini episode normally we talk about bad movies but tonight i'm springing something on you

[1:24] guys for this mini okay here's the thing like okay should i should i buckle my seat belt your safety

[1:31] belts because it's going to be a bumpy ride um okay hold on let me pull down the overhead

Elliott Kalan

[1:36] roller coaster harness that's attached to my chair oh it's too tall why am i so short i'll just have to

Dan McCoy

[1:41] hold on to it i guess yeah hey here's the thing so there's a pandemic going on i don't know if you've

[1:47] heard about this people are staying inside because a virus is killing people and our president doesn't

Elliott Kalan

[1:54] give it wow i thought it was just that hbo max finally got rolled out and people just wanted to

[1:59] catch up on all the yeah all the episodes of doom patrol okay everyone's staying i was just watching

Dan McCoy

[2:04] on earlier staying home all right so uh my friends over the daily show you know them you know half of

[2:11] them elliot half of them have gone since you worked there uh half of them i know and half are mysteries

[2:17] to me we uh do we've been doing some trivia nights is what we've been doing uh we've been rotating

[2:23] around uh different people have been taking care of different trivia nights and audrey and i did a

[2:30] trivia night that uh people seem to enjoy and their most enjoyed uh round was one that i thought would

[2:38] be very good for flop house mini so i'm gonna spring it on you guys tonight well i guess what you're

Elliott Kalan

[2:45] saying is pop quiz hot shot yeah is there more to that part do part do yeah no that's just what they

[2:52] say in speed pop quiz part two they say pop quiz hot shot and he said hot shots part do and now you've

[2:58] got to think of something that starts with do uh the right thing oh yep you got it yeah from another

[3:05] world thing you do do the right thing from another world now uh some backstory for the listeners uh we

[3:12] have started to kind of like rotate who's who has taking the lead on the minis stewart last mini did a

[3:17] great job explaining warhammer to us i don't know how the game is played but i certainly know there are

Stuart Wellington

[3:21] lots of names in it and yeah and i can i can actually see behind you guys on your shelves they're currently

[3:26] filled with tiny model soldiers that are in the process of being painted that's really great we

Elliott Kalan

[3:31] love it now and dan said i've got something for this one yeah and then never told us what now i'm

Dan McCoy

[3:35] rolling to us as it is sort of a manic energy that is throwing everyone off and that's that's the way i

[3:43] play this game you play game boy i i guess so i don't i don't think we have an option

[3:50] uh so here's this is a round that i did for trivia and i think that you guys are going to enjoy it

[3:57] and it's called okay i am db goofs it's a goofs from imdb and here's like i don't need

Elliott Kalan

[4:08] wait wait so dan you're not not to interrupt because this is your mini when you said imdb i

[4:13] thought you were going to say i am db gillis uh screenwriter and nyu professor who actually taught

[4:19] uh craft of visual dramatic writing when i was a student there but it's not that you i am db

Dan McCoy

[4:24] sweeney star of the cutting edge moira kelly it's a little film a little romantic comedy about a guy

[4:34] you know he's a hockey player so you wouldn't think that he'd be good at uh figure skating but

[4:40] turns out that uh when you put a an unlikely pair together sometimes they fall in love the cutting

[4:47] edge sounds like a real hat trick for me oh boy okay guys so dan explain imdb goofs what does that

[4:54] here's like i don't need to explain imdb goofs to you guys but here's an explanation that i put

[5:01] together for uh this trivia round that i did in the past i'm gonna and and for the listener most entries

[5:10] on the internet movie database have a goofs page tracking mistakes in those films most of these goofs

[5:18] are along the lines of a shirt being wet in one shot but dry in the next or a modern

[5:24] coffee cup being visible in a medieval fantasy world however that was incorrectly regarded as a

[5:30] goof in the movie time traveling coffee cup yep uh however the imdb goofs are contributed by so-called

[5:39] quote normal people who may have unique overly pedantic or even philosophical definitions of what

[5:48] qualifies as a goof i have collected several actual goofs from the internet movie database these are all

[5:55] real it is your job to guess the film based on the goof and to narrow the field these movies are all from

[6:03] the list of the top 100 grossing american films of all time now this is a now i want to be clear about

[6:10] this this is an adjusted for inflation list oh it is adjusted adjusted for inflation because a top

[6:16] just absolute numbers it would be all recent blockbusters boring this is uh in in real dollars

[6:24] of the year uh top 100 movies of american movies of all time i'll give you an example uh to start us off

[6:33] at the beginning of the film where maria is dancing on the top of the mountain and she hears the bells of

[6:40] the convent ringing can i tell you what the movie is no no hold on hold on hold on yeah okay i'm sure

[6:46] you know it by now but let's let's let's let the goof play out okay let's see let's let's see what

[6:52] happens with this purported goof play it where it lays elliot

[6:55] when maria is dancing on the top of the mountain and she hears the bells of the convent ringing

[7:02] firstly the mountain is so far away that there's no chance she would hear it even with bionic hearing

[7:10] what what what is that what movie elliot i know you can hear it what is it yeah it's is that the

[7:19] sound of music that is the sound of music i would also call that i forgot you got a bionic hearing

Elliott Kalan

[7:25] yeah yeah and that that happens in the prequel uh the sound of bionic here ears music yep

[7:33] perfect now that's not really a goof because she would have been able to hear those bells

[7:38] that kind of sound travels incredibly far yeah well there's also across mountain ranges i cut off a

[7:43] second half to that um just for where the guy goes oh wait hold on i just realized that's not a goof

Dan McCoy

[7:49] forget i said anything speed sake i uh just for explaining the premise

[7:55] yes i cut off the second half of the goof which is that she runs to the convent and the convent is

[8:00] clearly 20 miles away based on you know what you see in the the film but uh okay that red that red line that

[8:08] goes on a map yeah that shows the distance indiana jones style red line that's like well it's the

Stuart Wellington

[8:14] second goof is that she then checks her fitbit pro that's attached to her wrist and she's like wow i ran 20 miles

Elliott Kalan

[8:20] this guy sure got my steps in anyway it's the it's the 40s so but i think you guys uh here's that wait

[8:26] but guys you just at this stewart you bring up an interesting thing about the bionic ears which is

[8:30] that uh if she has them it gives new meaning to the song how do you solve a problem like maria

[8:35] because she can hear them talking about her yeah and the problem they're talking about is probably

[8:38] that she knows when they're planning surprise parties for her because she can hear them with her

Stuart Wellington

[8:42] bionic hearing yeah yeah that's a big problem so before we get into these questions what's going to be on

Dan McCoy

[8:47] the line here oh that's an interesting question i mean i we should like the loser between gameplay

[8:53] here because you could play against each other i'm not quite sure how that would work it seems like

[8:58] the easiest thing would be to play just sort of against the house together as a team as a cooperative

Stuart Wellington

[9:03] game but um okay so what happened what's where are the stakes uh are you the house i'm the house

[9:09] hello okay so where do the stakes i'm house so if we if we lose yes or no if we win

[9:17] dan has to lick a dog a dog turn if if dan wins ellie has to lick a dog i don't like i don't love

Dan McCoy

[9:25] these stakes i don't like either way not you seem to hover above the fray but they're actually

[9:31] situation that's i mean like that's not my main problem with it but there's one of my problems

[9:37] is that you seem to have placed yourself beyond any sort of repercussions we're just talking about

Elliott Kalan

[9:45] upper level strategy i mean no that's i mean it's it's a real alien versus predator thing no matter who

[9:50] who wins we lose yeah uh so yeah what so think of what what the stakes are just yeah do steward and i

[9:56] have to do something if we lose also how do we decide who wins and who loses i guess if this is the

[10:02] problem there's more wrong than we thought this is the kind of stuff i mean if we had known about this

[10:06] ahead of time we might have been able to help you figure out the gameplay and stewart you have a

Dan McCoy

[10:09] literal encyclopedia of game mechanics the fun of it is that i'm springing it on you uh there's i guess

[10:16] there's eight questions so what in your minds would be constitute a win for you guys out of eight at least

[10:25] at least four right yeah so if we get four half of it you win yeah yeah now let's agree on some terms here

Stuart Wellington

[10:34] so what happens to dan here whatever do you what part of him just what part of himself does he have to

[10:39] shave that's actually a good point dan has to shave just his mustache oh guys

Dan McCoy

[10:46] nothing that look it's not just me that you're hurting okay what about one eyebrow just one eyebrow

[10:53] no i like yeah my eyebrows are barely there in the first place this is something that i have that

[10:59] zoom calls have pointed out to me in a way that i didn't realize before they're barely there okay

Stuart Wellington

[11:05] okay how about dan has to like frost his tips or something yeah and we're talking about your hair

[11:11] dan yeah yeah then if okay so i guess that's the stakes for dan okay frost the tips uh how about

Dan McCoy

[11:19] you're never mean to me ever again ever ever in the world ever that is like we gotta win this thing

Stuart Wellington

[11:27] stew okay okay we're never mean and then or dan is going to look super dope sounds like dan wins

Elliott Kalan

[11:36] either way this time like it all right okay guys all right and dan when you go when you get them

[11:41] frosted you have to say to the to the barber give me the guy fieri

Stuart Wellington

[11:45] uh-huh and he's like oh yeah uh you know philanthropist charitable uh amazing dresser

Dan McCoy

[11:53] guy yeah sure yeah i'm like i i gotta be like frost these tips like they're your breakfast cereal baby

[12:00] uh-huh and he'll be like your breakfast cereal sugar ray go away stop calling me baby i'm

[12:07] a man who does your hair uh number one moses appears to be wearing the same cloak for more

[12:17] than 40 years but it never shows any aging at any point in the story that's number one that's a goof

[12:27] moses appears to be wearing the same cloak for more than 40 years but it never shows any aging at

[12:33] any point in the story what movie okay ellie this is a tough one um so we know moses is in it or a

Elliott Kalan

[12:40] character named moses who wears a cloak for a long time and it covers a large period of time so i

Stuart Wellington

[12:46] so it's like it's so it's a forest type movie yeah i'm gonna say uh why don't uh my guess my real

Elliott Kalan

[12:54] guess is the ten commandments or do we go with the joke guess of the irishman it's the ten commandments

Dan McCoy

[13:00] dan is that correct it is it is the ten commandments that is an imdb goof for the ten commandments

[13:07] someone is very upset that the robe does not age yeah i mean that's that's like the fast five of the

Stuart Wellington

[13:15] commandment sequel so it kind of redefines the whole franchise yeah well because the first commandment

Elliott Kalan

[13:19] it was like it feels like they're not really getting to the full potential of what they could

[13:24] be doing here second commandment it's just a retread of the first commandment third commandment

[13:28] whole new cast feels weird it feels weird to suddenly have all these new characters but then

[13:32] the fourth commandments moses comes back finally we get like some kind of we go okay at least

[13:37] number three was in continuity fifth commandment it's like okay this is a new director he's bringing

Stuart Wellington

[13:44] a new vision to it and then in the fifth one too you're like what's that in the distance is that

[13:48] a giant boulder coming and it isn't until the sixth one that you're like the rock has arrived yep yep

Elliott Kalan

[13:53] and the sixth one the rock's finally there and they finally have their chemistry but it's not

[13:57] totally there it's the seven is the one where they're in space and moses is helping the space

[14:00] jews escape from space pharaoh and they didn't obviously they wrote that out of the continuity

[14:05] for number eight which is actually a sequel to number six finally the rock has taken control that one's

[14:11] why then they had the spin-off uh they had this the spin-off called uh bathsheba and the rock

[14:16] where the rock shows up in the david and bathsheba story then it was the seventh commandment which of

[14:21] course was uh it was more of a launching pad for the commandments tv series and let's not talk about

[14:26] that the eighth commandment getting better that was a heist movie the ninth commandment was the one

[14:31] where there was a killer loose among the jews and then the tenth commandment it really came together

Stuart Wellington

[14:35] ellie do you think dwayne johnson ever uh comes into his children's uh bedroom and is he sees probably

Elliott Kalan

[14:42] very often probably very often he visits his children in their bedroom but he but but they're watching a

Stuart Wellington

[14:47] movie on tv and it's the opening of the movie uh never ending story and the rock biter is there

Elliott Kalan

[14:53] and he's like turn it off i told you never to watch this part that thing scared me so much as a kid

[14:59] i thought he was gonna eat me yeah that probably happened i mean the assumption there that we're

[15:03] making yeah yeah probably the the biggest assumption we're making is that the rock lets his kids have a

[15:08] tv in their room uh-huh yeah i guess you're right which i'm not sure about because he's all about

[15:12] physical fitness but otherwise yes i think that's exactly what happens okay so the score is

[15:18] dynamic duo one and mr lonesome zero one against what wait what did you call mr lonesome look if you

[15:27] win i can't make fun of you anymore so i gotta pile it on just that's your like weird criminal name i

Stuart Wellington

[15:32] think i mean weird what's weird about it um so okay i mean if it was like a weird police academy

[15:39] movie and they're like there's an arch criminal uh attacking gotham and his name's mr lonesome and

Elliott Kalan

[15:44] you're like the police academy went to gotham i love this crossover and batman is like get a load

[15:50] of these yucks get a load of these yucks that's the one where commissioner gordon gets bumped back

[15:56] down to private he's just a patrol officer again but he's still an old man i mean i feel like that's

Stuart Wellington

[16:03] that's pretty of a piece with the current harley quinn cartoon but you know all right well here's uh

Dan McCoy

[16:08] here's one for you much lighter items than marty are not blown backwards by the speakers

[16:16] much lighter items than marty are not blown backwards by the speakers now let's pretend we

Elliott Kalan

[16:27] don't already know what this is and let's analyze this situation someone named marty i'm gonna

[16:32] immediately go my mind goes to ernest borgnine uh he's blown backwards by speakers now in marty's

[16:38] trying ernest borgnine i don't think there are any electronic speakers yeah but perhaps he's at like

[16:43] some kind of chautauqua type event where people are giving speeches and those are the speakers that

[16:48] they're talking about uh on the other hand that a human being would be able to yell with such force

[16:53] that would knock a man a lonely butcher over in a movie that's kind of a kitchen sink drama seems

Stuart Wellington

[16:58] unlike let's discard the movie marty shall we okay yeah yeah okay okay let's cross that so stewart do

Elliott Kalan

[17:04] you have any other do you have what other thoughts what else can we analyze from this okay well marty

Stuart Wellington

[17:09] rhymes with farty okay i would probably come up with some kind of a song like a like a rhyme

[17:17] uh and then i would i'd probably pick on marty with that nickname right because farty marty sounds

[17:25] i mean it just sounds great it's getting closer yeah i mean i'd probably call him a chicken i'd probably

Elliott Kalan

[17:29] make fun of him by calling him a chicken rather than talking about that but yeah i guess that's i

Stuart Wellington

[17:34] mean that's less likely to offend the parents and you know the now the sheeple in the audience now i

Elliott Kalan

[17:39] don't know why but i'm kind of assuming that this marty is friends with a mad scientist for some

[17:44] reason that is never fully explained even though he's a high school student maybe he's a he's a child

Stuart Wellington

[17:49] and he's a hanging out with a grown man huh with a grown man who as far as we know is possibly

Elliott Kalan

[17:54] involved with a terrorist uh organization from an enemy power i mean he's he's bilking them i don't

[18:00] think it's a direct uh in the in uh the law enforcement agencies looking into this don't know that he's

[18:06] planning to bilk them they just know he's been in confident he has been in uh contact with the

Stuart Wellington

[18:10] libyans as he shouts bilking them is something that our our current president could probably try

[18:16] and use as an excuse as to why he contacted russian agents maybe so speaking of bilking so

Elliott Kalan

[18:22] it's not sergeant bilko probably because i don't think there's anyone named marty in that so let's

Dan McCoy

[18:27] just say back to the future yeah that is correct you got it yeah we did it we made we logic holds our

[18:32] way to it all right uh here's another one for you guys okay so what's the score that is four zero two

[18:40] to zero okay two okay you've gotten two of these uh uh number three when bluto chugs down the whiskey

[18:51] when bluto chugs down the whiskey bubbles can be seen fizzing to the top real whiskey does not give off

[19:01] bubbles you as a bartender stewart know this yeah this is this is the first thing they teach and

[19:08] bartender and a drunk is that like they're like whiskey question mark bubbles and you say no

[19:14] uh-huh wait so it just says whiskey comma question mark it just says whiskey question mark bubbles

Elliott Kalan

[19:20] which is a weird way to write a sentence not just not even whiskey bubbles question mark it's not a

Dan McCoy

[19:26] sentence it's just what's on the chalkboard elliot it's closer to like poetry yeah yeah

Elliott Kalan

[19:31] it sounds like they're saying the answer to whiskey is bubbles like the question is whiskey and the

Stuart Wellington

[19:36] answer is bubbles bubbles yeah well yes or no why why so no bluto bluto i'm i mean i don't know like

[19:48] it certainly hasn't aged well but it was so popular for a long time i guess animal house you're correct

Elliott Kalan

[19:54] that is animal house is like a fine carbonated whiskey it has not aged well it was either that or

[20:01] popeye yeah once you name the character once you name check bluto it really you have two options to

Dan McCoy

[20:07] choose oh boy that is i'm doing not doing well here that is it's not going to be ordinary people with

Elliott Kalan

[20:12] bluto is one of the characters yeah all right well here's one well the minute you mentioned bluto

[20:17] stew is not like hmm lincoln is it steven spielberg's lincoln yeah down sutherland's character bluto

Stuart Wellington

[20:26] don't look now

Elliott Kalan

[20:29] that would be a very like why i'm a dead kid if the movie is exactly the same don't look now but his

Dan McCoy

[20:34] character's name is bluto that'd be pretty amazing now i would remind you okay i'm gonna i would also

[20:41] argue it would make it no less ridiculous yeah sure yeah it's already a pretty ridiculous movie now

Elliott Kalan

[20:46] i'm gonna but you have to imagine you have to imagine julie christie calling out the name bluto

Dan McCoy

[20:51] in ecstasy as they have sex before going out to dinner i'm gonna uh uh continue uh walking bravely

[20:58] into the future and i'm going to remind you too these are imdb goofs these are these are goofs in

[21:07] popular films here's a goof for you oh can you imagine this next goof should i should i buckle my safety

[21:16] belt i mean this fucking goof can you believe that this goof would be in a major motion picture

[21:23] how many times have i buckled my safety belt tonight i gotta keep on buckling it's like i'm buckling again

[21:28] double buckling because this is a big goof guys i've actually heard if you buckle it twice it doesn't

[21:34] actually make it any safer yeah and it's double safe oh boy can you believe this next

[21:42] keep building it up here you go when dorothy is running lines with julie at julie's apartment

[21:51] and ask her why she drinks so much julie says quote because it isn't fattening and it's bad for me

[22:00] any professional actress concerned about her appearance would know all too well that alcohol is both

[22:08] very fattening and causes a bloated appearance what film has this goof

Stuart Wellington

[22:18] oh that's that's oh man imagine a goof like this i don't know man uh that is that is technically

Elliott Kalan

[22:27] correct i guess it is a goof i mean if the character is wrong which doesn't mean it's a goof like now

Stuart Wellington

[22:34] dorothy yeah i mean that's a character from golden girls right yeah that's what my assumption is this is

[22:41] but golden girls isn't a movie unless did they make a movie of golden girls only in my dreams

Elliott Kalan

[22:47] uh-huh now in my name is now here's the thing yeah golden girls only in my dreams

[22:54] is it's the that's the movie where they each they they dream that they become young again but they

[23:00] still talk with the same voices it's the it's the golden girls cast we love dubbing their voices

[23:05] into young faces with the exception of estelle getty who wore old age makeup on the show i believe because

[23:10] she was about the same age as the other ladies i i believe no before every taping she uh she got

Stuart Wellington

[23:18] cursed by a monster and it made her old briefly just long enough to record a couple scenes before every

Elliott Kalan

[23:25] episode she had to destroy the portrait of herself in an attic that aged so that the effects would go on

[23:29] to her and then they would paint a new portrait a new magic portrait afterwards um it was a hit show

[23:34] so they could afford that thing yeah so uh i have to admit i don't remember those characters dan

Dan McCoy

[23:39] this is number four this is the fourth question are you giving up stuart do you have any guess

Elliott Kalan

[23:44] do you have any guesses so the characters are what dorothy and dorothy and julie

Dan McCoy

[23:48] julie mm-hmm dorothy and julie go boating this is the these are the characters dorothy and julie

Elliott Kalan

[23:55] and that one's an actress julie's an actress mm-hmm i'm gonna say the player

[24:04] i'm gonna go with

Dan McCoy

[24:09] sphere okay well the movie is tootsie tootsie is the movie oh

Elliott Kalan

[24:14] what's ironic is i just re-watched that i think three months ago yeah and i was i did not love it

[24:20] no it's not that great i wait a minute you can't call the character dorothy though that's

[24:24] wait a minute but dorothy's not the name of the real person the name of the person that is her that is

Dan McCoy

[24:29] her character what are you what do you what's his face you're making at me elliot

[24:35] wait which one is dorothy dorothy is uh who dustin hoffman's character is playing michael is playing

Elliott Kalan

[24:42] yeah exactly so that to say that dorothy is saying this is ridiculous that's a goof in a goof

Dan McCoy

[24:48] you're a goof you're a goof in a goof elliot you're a goof in a goof sir if only i was a double goof i'm

Elliott Kalan

[24:55] going to take issue not with you but with the writing of that goof because dorothy is not the

[24:59] actual character dorothy is a persona right now adopted by the character of dustin j hoffman right

Dan McCoy

[25:04] now my friend we have we are three to one three to one you're winning you're still on the board i don't

[25:12] know why you're i know but you sure it wasn't sphere being a real uh another dustin hoffman movie

[25:18] okay so next question after all the chimney sweeps leave the house jane tells her father that every one

[25:28] of them shook his hand this isn't in fact true a big handful of them simply tipped their hats to him

[25:38] on their way out that's a real goof oh man i hope someone got fired for that blunder that's

Stuart Wellington

[25:46] embarrassing that they would goof so hard and it's clearly do you think the the original script said

[25:55] only some of them shake his hand the rest tipped their hats and then she said that or the script said

[26:01] they all shake his hand they're like we tried to shoot it just every it just it wasn't possible

Elliott Kalan

[26:06] with the technology at the time we couldn't show that many handshakes on film we tried to do it and

Stuart Wellington

[26:11] then speed it up but it just looked too crazy science doesn't allow for such fast handshaking

Dan McCoy

[26:19] yeah yeah

[26:21] so what movie had that real boner

Elliott Kalan

[26:25] so it's a movie with a multitude of chimney sweeps

[26:32] it's a plethora of movies that involve multiple chimney sweeps why no gremlins has a story about a chimney

[26:41] mm-hmm but the chimney isn't swept unless you consider it i guess it must have been swept a little

[26:45] bit by the costume of phoebe cates's dead father as they pulled him out so it is a sweeping i suppose

[26:53] um it's probably not sweepers because that movie is actually called sleepers

[26:58] um

[26:59] uh-huh

[27:01] yeah and it's probably not sweepers because that movie is called sneakers

[27:06] mm-hmm

[27:07] and it's not sweepers too because that's critters too

[27:11] um

[27:12] but i think you're getting closer it's not the movie sweepers sweepers because that's jeepers creepers

Stuart Wellington

[27:18] oh man what's said about that one the better uh

Elliott Kalan

[27:21] uh that was the movie that that was the movie i walked out of on september 12th 2001

[27:27] when uh the movie theater across from my dorm at nyu was said hey we're gonna show

[27:31] let everyone watch free movies and we loaded up on free popcorn and walked in and we're like

[27:35] oh we heard jeepers creepers was okay and about five minutes in i said i am not in the mood for a movie right now

[27:42] yeah fair enough um

[27:44] so uh yeah so mary poppins probably

Dan McCoy

[27:47] mary poppins final answer that is correct it is mary poppins so you've

[27:51] won my uh game but let's continue as if you have let's keep going look i'm i'm feeling

[27:57] going to press your lunch no whammies guys

Stuart Wellington

[27:59] stuart should we should i'm gonna start googling uh salons

Elliott Kalan

[28:04] or stuart are we feeling confident enough that we should go double or nothing

Stuart Wellington

[28:08] should we erase the stakes impossible because it's

[28:11] yeah and we've already missed one but

Elliott Kalan

[28:13] oh that's true uh well what i mean double or nothing like

[28:16] dan has to get audrey's hair frosted also

[28:19] i mean she would love that she already has blue tips so i think

Dan McCoy

[28:22] oh okay but

Elliott Kalan

[28:24] blue tips starring shaquille o'neal

Dan McCoy

[28:29] okay then let's just keep going for the fun okay for the for the just for the fun of it diet coke let's uh

[28:35] love of the game you know uh rocky frank's quote perfect man has fillings in his teeth

[28:43] can you believe that goof rocky quote frank's perfect man has fillings in his teeth

Elliott Kalan

[28:50] considering rocky was grown in a vat it is kind of a goof that he has fillings in his teeth on the other

[28:56] hand it's not exactly what i would call a big budget spectacular where they would get fake teeth

[29:02] yeah well it sounds like you know this is me

[29:04] what movie

[29:05] no no but i don't know i'm assuming it's uh because seward this could be rocky three

[29:08] where uh rocky gets a new body grown in a vat not rocky four no science fiction elements in rocky four please remove that robot and the director's cut but could be uh

Stuart Wellington

[29:18] i don't want to why do you have to why do you have to bring that up ellie it was at the

Elliott Kalan

[29:22] it was the request of a certain fan adam chadikoff wanted us to talk about it i talked about it adam

[29:27] that's all there's going to be uh so yeah let's think of other kind of rocky movies there's cliffhanger

[29:33] a lot of rocks in that there's that's you know there's true there's the rock with sean connery

Stuart Wellington

[29:39] there's rocky and boinkle

[29:40] um

[29:45] um there's uh red rock west yeah i mean that's right there in the title

Dan McCoy

[29:50] it's not that many rocks in it really like fulfill his early promise but you know did some good movies

Elliott Kalan

[29:55] yeah red rock yeah yeah could be that uh raiders raiders the lost ark has a big rock in the beginning

Stuart Wellington

[30:00] and i just will call it raiders of the lost rock yep that's true that's true i mean it's a little

[30:04] bit of a stretch but that's okay uh we could talk about dan's favorite animated feature

Elliott Kalan

[30:07] rockadoodle oh you you piece of shit i was just about to say rockadoodle and i was like here's one

[30:12] stewart's not gonna mention the dumbest sounding one i was like here's one that no one on earth

[30:18] remembers but me rockadoodle and yet there's a movie about a rooster who is elvis surely no one else

[30:26] recalls this film and yet there it is like stewart dipped a fork in my brain and took out a chunk and

[30:33] ate it like in hannibal to come up with rockadoodle uh so i'm gonna say it's uh the rocky horror it is

Dan McCoy

[30:39] the rocky horror picture show correct all right well you guys are really sweeping the board uh

[30:48] there have been uh what is it and yet all i can focus on is the one that i got wrong there have been

[30:53] six so far you've gotten five out of six uh let's uh move on here's one since the small alien craft was

[31:04] designed for a multi-tentacled being trying to fly one would be like playing eight pianos at once

[31:15] what a goof guys that is i mean

[31:20] i mean

Dan McCoy

[31:20] what is going on in america today that's such a goof

[31:29] just fly through we used to build things in this country guys

[31:33] yeah

Elliott Kalan

[31:39] the service sector of our economy is mostly based on goofs

[31:42] just goofs now yeah yeah all we do is export goofs yeah the

[31:47] look you can't fix a bridge with goofs it makes it worse i will repeat this if you need me to but

Stuart Wellington

[31:54] what are some movies with small alien crafts well of course there's the one where the small alien uh

[31:58] robot uh gets turned into a burger yeah battery's not included yeah that's the smallest alien

Dan McCoy

[32:04] right they put cheese on it they want some

[32:08] cheese onto them i don't know if it turned into a burger

Elliott Kalan

[32:13] i mean they don't put a bun on it but maybe that maybe it's on atkins i don't know

Stuart Wellington

[32:17] i mean dan i feel like if i melted a piece of cheese on you people would mistake

Dan McCoy

[32:25] steward i'm way bigger than your average burger like your average burger is what like

[32:30] like a quarter of a pound at most like you take i i am like what i am like 800 times that

Stuart Wellington

[32:44] oh wow i'm really glad you're using your platform here to brag about how much bigger

[32:49] than a burger you are

Elliott Kalan

[32:50] really overweight yeah sure yeah to take it really showing up those burgers

[32:57] so okay man it's a small alien craft it's probably not as small as one of the batteries not included

[33:03] uh now it wouldn't be uh let's say like a star destroyer or the death star because those are

[33:09] large crafts and they're not really alien crafts and they're not yeah they're not piloted by

Stuart Wellington

[33:14] tentacled aliens uh it's probably not the spacecraft in spaced invaders

Elliott Kalan

[33:20] oh steward again again again again you mentioned the exact movie that i was gonna mention when

[33:26] they wear letterman jackets and whatnot they wear they have two hands they're bipedal

[33:31] steward i i don't i i should like that we are so in sync that we're i'm about to mention the same

[33:36] garbage movies that you keep mentioning spaced invaders kind of underrated

[33:40] yeah it's not bad that's a good that's not terrible again oh i gotta start this is why i

[33:46] interrupt you guys all the time because if i don't stewart's gonna say everything ahead of time that i'm

[33:49] gonna say so it's it's where a human takes an alien craft now it's not flight of the navigator

[33:57] because he's just navigating yeah yeah he's not piloting that ship is it independence day

[34:04] independence day they fly an alien craft uh yeah and that's and those guys are kind of tentacly right

Stuart Wellington

[34:11] yeah what about uh what about arrival do they ever fly an alien craft or do anything exciting in

[34:16] arrival no they do nothing exciting in a right they just make an emotional connection with an alien

Elliott Kalan

[34:20] creature like maybe that circle's from the future look oh maybe we should communicate him instead of

[34:25] blowing him up right away yeah boring yeah no uh what do you think i'm i think i'm gonna lean with uh

Stuart Wellington

[34:34] i'm gonna go toward uh independence day yeah it's gonna be my i bet this is sung out a trick and

Elliott Kalan

[34:38] the answer is going to be id4 so you say independence day and i'll say id4 you're both

Stuart Wellington

[34:42] right it's independence day slash id4 now the real goof i'm glad that that's the goof that is the real

[34:49] not that a fucking macbook can connect to an alien fucking system and also they've had the spaceship for

Elliott Kalan

[34:54] decades so the idea that they didn't have time to configure it for a person to drive it is crazy

[34:59] goof you just got goofed but the fact that he connects with that their that their computers are

Dan McCoy

[35:03] macbook compatible is kind of crazy i mean like i feel like that's the same goof like if they've had

[35:08] that much time then maybe they figure out how to like do a little program that converts the

[35:14] what's it's to the other thing

Elliott Kalan

[35:16] dan i can barely convert mac pages documents into microsoft word documents

[35:21] fuck them up elliot i bet you they were like they they went into they went up to that mothership and

[35:26] they docked with it and tried to do it and then mac was like oh this is not a compatible format you

Dan McCoy

[35:31] have to use our mothership light them up light them up yeah uh so final goof of the night guys

Elliott Kalan

[35:38] this is the last goof wow this has been a veritable troop of goofs

Dan McCoy

[35:42] is a real goof troop uh here it goes tornadoes friends tornadoes do not roar as heard several times

Stuart Wellington

[36:04] now it could be uh the mummy where imhotep takes the form of a sandstorm and as his face can clearly

[36:12] be seen in the sand cloud and he goes raw and you're like uh what it could be the hurricane

Elliott Kalan

[36:18] although since that is about a person whose nickname is hurricane yeah and that's true not

[36:23] the other movies called the hurricane which are about actual hurricanes or now let's let's hurricane

Dan McCoy

[36:28] which is about uh reuben hurricane carter oh that's the one i meant i didn't mean that hurricane i

Elliott Kalan

[36:33] meant i meant hurricane uh now it's or the beverage yeah sure so it's a so so read it again dan

Dan McCoy

[36:41] dan what don't tornadoes do uh tornadoes roar as they're shown to do several times

Elliott Kalan

[36:48] that's probably not the movie roar because that has lions that's not that's about lions and it's

[36:52] probably not sharknado because then you'd be like oh it's the sharks that are roaring

Stuart Wellington

[36:56] yeah that's actually a good point ellie thank you

[36:59] the funny you mentioned war riddle me that why did i say that no one oh man he's got a devilish grin on

Elliott Kalan

[37:10] his face elliot i'm scared and then kind of a devilish beard now that i think about it

Stuart Wellington

[37:14] yeah dan are you the devil it was frosted uh

[37:19] so oh yeah dan you have to get the beard frosted too yeah i mean well well just the just the soul

Dan McCoy

[37:26] like that makes it better though because it makes me feel like you know like you know it's sort of a

[37:33] frozen thing where like there's a little like you know i i get to think that like ice there's like an

[37:39] ice power that it's just like yeah hitting the yeah the perimeter of my face yeah it's like your

Stuart Wellington

[37:46] regular jack frost character you're developing yeah yeah dan mccold uh yeah so i'm gonna say

[37:55] uh legends the or wait legend of the guardians the owls of the hole is that

[38:01] do i say it right i feel like you're throwing this one but i'm so torn between wanting to see

[38:07] it to slam dunk it on you like michael jordan and scotty pippen so torn between trying to say what i

Dan McCoy

[38:12] think it is and making a joke um come on let's be honest here let's okay let's get real guys let's

Elliott Kalan

[38:21] okay dan dan i guessed i i guessed it dan does the survey say twister it is twister

Dan McCoy

[38:29] speaking of roar the uh cinematographer of roar yanda bont who got uh scalped by a lion while filming

[38:40] roar directed twister and wow the maybe he was uh haunted by getting scalped by a lion he's like

[38:51] what's more scary than a lion let's put a little lion roar over these twisters who knows but that is it

Stuart Wellington

[38:59] well because twisters have a tendency to blow people's uh like if they have a hair piece they

[39:04] have a tendency to blow that off in a comedic way so maybe after he had been scalped that was

[39:09] the thing he was the most frightened of being i mean maybe he took that lion and as revenge he just

Elliott Kalan

[39:14] threw it into the tornado and so that was the lion roaring going get me out of this thing

Dan McCoy

[39:19] wilma the lion's wife is named wilma you guys really blew it out you uh got seven out of eight

Stuart Wellington

[39:27] correct yeah wow very good i feel i mean last last time we did a mini i talked about games and this time

[39:37] i kind of showed you i know how to play them i mean because you definitely didn't show us that you knew

Dan McCoy

[39:43] how to play a game last time last time you were like here's a game i will avoid explaining it and this

[39:52] time i was like shall we play a game and you were like sure why not

Elliott Kalan

[39:58] did i yeah dan good game you did a great job putting that together uh thanks for thanks for

Stuart Wellington

[40:05] organizing that game dan that was really fun yeah uh now i'm gonna spend the rest of the night uh

[40:11] thinking the game over and be like man if only i'd done that better on that one question we would have

Elliott Kalan

[40:15] gotten a blowout yeah yeah well i i take issue with the way that that goof was written uh it's written

[40:21] as if darthie is a character when in fact darthie is an alter ego that's like saying um who's that

[40:27] senator that or whatever that tom cruise is disguised as in the beginning of the first mission impossible

Dan McCoy

[40:33] that'd be like saying that's a character in the movie who's the same

[40:37] elliot i well i welcome the idea that you will track down whoever contributed this goof to the

[40:45] tootsie imdb page and you'll wreak your vengeance upon them goofs in the scene where the mr turtle

Elliott Kalan

[40:54] man walks into a club he walks into the turtle club he's like no no that's the master of disguise

[40:59] pretending to be a turtle don't tell me that's a character yeah all right guys well thanks for playing

Dan McCoy

[41:05] my game uh you didn't have to saw your leg off to you know get the key to the thing or whatever

Stuart Wellington

[41:12] and i appreciate that that's a literal reading of the end of the movie i do i i like the idea of

Dan McCoy

[41:18] this new dan character lazy jigsaw hey you want to play a game or whatever you know what forget about

[41:25] it honestly it's better if you don't want to play the game because i got to clean up a lot of

[41:30] shit if you gotta if you're gonna saw yourself open like there's a lot of stuff i gotta do after

[41:36] that it just but but you put all the work into setting up this trap are you sure you don't want

[41:41] me to try to you know what like i didn't think it through i gotta dispose of the body i gotta clean

[41:47] this basement but you kidnapped me off the street you know what go back i'll just you know smell this

[41:53] chloroform and i'll put you back exactly where i found you but i think i can figure it out

Elliott Kalan

[41:59] hello hello hello uh i've been i'm halfway sewn to a human centipede are you gonna finish the job or

Dan McCoy

[42:05] what's going on no you know what i've lost my zest for this you guys just go home it's fine

[42:14] uh thanks for everyone for listening to this uh many um you know we're just we're just playing

[42:21] around man it's like jazz thank you for listening uh let's see to a regular episode why not uh for for

[42:32] the flop house i've been dan mccoy hey i'm stewart wellington hey i'm elliot kalen special thanks

Elliott Kalan

[42:37] to everyone at max fun and our editor jordan cowling and to you the listener dan do you have

[42:41] anything else uh you want to say about how life's a game or you gotta play to win or nope

Dan McCoy

[42:49] or hate the player not the game why not that one good night

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FH Mini 14 - Goofs!

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