FH Mini #24 - Goofs Twofs

Stuart Wellington

[0:00] Hey WKRP Cincinnati, what are we going to do?

Elliott Kalan

[0:08] Yeah, Wolfman Jack, what are we going to do?

Dan McCoy

[0:11] Well, what we're going to do, friends, is this is The Flophouse.

[0:16] It's a podcast normally about bad movies.

[0:18] We watch a bad movie and then we talk about it.

[0:21] Last week's episode, Hillbilly Elegy, is one such of those episodes,

[0:26] the main episodes, as you would call them.

[0:29] But then on the off weeks, we just mess around, do other things,

[0:33] mostly related movies, sometimes not.

[0:35] But tonight, you know, before I introduce what we're doing,

[0:39] let's introduce ourselves.

[0:40] Sounds great.

[0:41] I'm Dan McCoy.

Stuart Wellington

[0:42] I'm Stuart Wellington.

Elliott Kalan

[0:44] My name's Elliot Kalin.

[0:46] You might know me as the writer of Maniac of New York,

[0:49] the hit comic from Aftershock Comics.

[0:51] Dan?

Stuart Wellington

[0:52] Elliot, while Dan was doing his introduction,

[0:54] I was watching you as you were like clearly working through your,

[0:59] in your head whether or not Dan was going to fuck it up or not.

[1:02] And he nailed it.

[1:02] No, I thought too.

[1:04] He stuck that landing.

[1:05] This is one of the...

[1:06] The fucking lack of faith.

Elliott Kalan

[1:07] One of the things that keeps the thrill alive for me

[1:08] is never knowing whether things are going to go slideways

[1:12] when Dan is saying stuff.

[1:14] So it really, it means that the spice never goes out of our recording relationship.

Dan McCoy

[1:19] Yeah, that's true.

[1:20] Well, that's, you know, that's what's called the wildcard theory of romance and podcasting.

[1:28] Okay, so we've introduced ourselves.

[1:30] That's the most important thing.

[1:31] But the second most important thing is to introduce the premise of this Flophouse Mini,

[1:36] where we are not talking about a bad movie.

[1:38] What we are doing is I am returning to the well,

[1:42] one of my most popular bits.

[1:44] Everybody loves it.

[1:45] From the one time we did it before,

[1:48] I'm going to quiz you on some IMDB goofs.

[1:54] And because this is the sequel,

[1:57] I'm calling this Goofs Toofs.

Elliott Kalan

[2:01] To anyone who's picking up the show for the first time

[2:03] after seeing our Teen Wolf live show that we had recently,

[2:06] thank you very much for watching that show, by the way.

[2:08] We had a great outpouring from the fans.

[2:10] Great response.

[2:11] We really appreciate it.

[2:12] It's helping us all out.

[2:13] For anyone who is joining us now as a regular listener,

[2:16] stick around for at least one more episode.

Stuart Wellington

[2:19] Yeah, I mean, I'm glad you brought up our live show.

[2:20] What is this lack of faith?

[2:22] Our live show, I was like so blown away.

[2:25] I was touched by the response.

[2:27] I remember, I mean, Dan texted me right after

[2:30] and said he thought we should have had a bigger turnout.

[2:32] But I was like, no, Dan, the turnout was great.

Elliott Kalan

[2:37] Dan texted me.

[2:40] Let's see if those jackasses understand what we're laying down.

[2:42] And I was like, Dan, I think our fans are great.

Dan McCoy

[2:45] I texted something that said, I'm ungrateful.

[2:49] Which is weird that I would just text a subtext

[2:52] to you, but...

[2:53] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[2:53] Yeah, yeah.

[2:54] What are you, HBO's Game of Thrones TV show?

Dan McCoy

[2:58] Trenchant.

[2:59] I guess.

[2:59] So this is a...

[3:01] I don't really understand it, but...

[3:02] Here's the rules of this bit.

[3:05] So we're going to do a little contest,

[3:06] a little trivia contest.

[3:07] Goofs, Toofs, you called it?

[3:09] Yeah, I called it Goofs, Toofs.

[3:10] Goofs, yeah.

[3:11] Goofs, yeah.

[3:11] Okay.

[3:11] Now, you may be aware that there is a little website,

[3:15] or a big website at this point,

[3:17] known as IMDb,

[3:19] the Internet Movie Database.

[3:22] From almost the dawning of the internet,

[3:24] this has been the premiere site

[3:26] to just, you know, look up that movie.

[3:28] You're like, oh, who was in that movie?

[3:30] Those are the people who were in that movie,

[3:31] and those are the people who worked on it.

[3:33] It's a clearing ground for all that sort of

[3:37] credit information, largely,

[3:39] but it has other things.

[3:40] It has a goof section for many of the movies.

[3:43] And IMDb is managed on, you know,

[3:48] sort of a wiki model.

[3:49] Not exactly that,

[3:50] but users do a lot of the information gathering.

[3:55] That's why my friend John Kingman

[3:56] was able to make it look like I was the set dresser

[4:00] for the bikini car wash company briefly.

Elliott Kalan

[4:03] It's why there were many, many years

[4:06] when, according to IMDb,

[4:07] the greatest film of all time

[4:08] was The Shawshank Redemption,

[4:10] a perfectly fine movie I like very much,

[4:13] but that is hardly the pinnacle

[4:14] of cinematic achievement, you know.

Stuart Wellington

[4:17] The IMDb, part of that also is why

[4:19] I am mislabeled as having a part

[4:22] in a Wiggles movie or video or something.

Elliott Kalan

[4:26] Something about pirates, right?

[4:28] And why in my trivia on my entry,

[4:30] it, of course, mentions my lifelong friendship

[4:33] with Annie Hathaway,

[4:34] which is, has only the most tenuous relationship

Dan McCoy

[4:37] with reality, that fact.

[4:40] Yeah, well, yeah, that is a,

[4:42] that is obviously Flophouse fan mischief makers.

[4:45] It also has, it also has the wrong birth year for me.

Elliott Kalan

[4:47] Someone shaved a year off of my age,

[4:49] which, thank you very much,

[4:50] it wasn't me, but I appreciate it.

[4:51] You know, youth is everything in this business.

Dan McCoy

[4:55] Uh, don't I know it, man.

[4:58] My youthful glow is faded.

Stuart Wellington

[5:01] My favorite thing about IMDb is how,

[5:04] no matter what, no matter what actor I pick,

[5:06] it, they are always going to have at least

[5:09] one credited appearance on the TV show,

[5:11] Harry's Law.

[5:13] That is the law of Harry.

[5:14] I mean, it's a pretty short-lived program.

Elliott Kalan

[5:18] I feel like that's,

[5:19] that's what's strange about it.

[5:20] The number, the actors that Stu looks up on IMDb

[5:23] are a self-selected group.

[5:25] I feel like it's,

[5:26] it's,

Dan McCoy

[5:28] he's mostly looking up Kathy Bates,

[5:32] which is why Harry's Law.

[5:33] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[5:33] Like, where do I know her from?

[5:37] Hmm.

Dan McCoy

[5:38] So, okay.

[5:39] Well, but the point of what I was saying

[5:41] is that on IMDb,

[5:42] people contribute goofs.

[5:44] Uh, little, uh, bloopers, if you will,

[5:48] in the movie that just got,

[5:49] you know, did not get edited out.

[5:51] No one caught them along the way.

[5:52] Like a Starbucks cup

[5:54] in the aforementioned Game of Thrones.

[5:56] These are just goofs.

Elliott Kalan

[5:58] Like someone zipping their fly

[5:59] right on camera in Teen Wolf.

[6:02] As we talked about during our Teen Wolf live show,

[6:04] I'm sorry to keep referencing it,

[6:05] it will never be seen or heard again.

[6:08] So for anyone who missed,

[6:09] I apologize.

[6:10] I'm really tantalizing you.

[6:10] I don't know why you're rubbing it in.

[6:12] Actually, and that is the original,

[6:13] the original mythology was that Tantalus,

[6:15] when he was being punished in the afterlife,

[6:17] they would,

[6:18] they would promise him

[6:19] he would get to see our Teen Wolf live show

[6:20] and then go,

Dan McCoy

[6:21] ooh, sorry you missed the window.

[6:23] Ooh.

[6:24] Yeah.

[6:26] Um, but the point is,

[6:27] so the ideas that, uh,

[6:30] the greater viewing public have

[6:32] about what makes a goof

[6:33] are maybe a little, uh, broader,

[6:36] more expansive,

[6:37] more expansive than, uh,

[6:38] you might imagine.

Elliott Kalan

[6:39] Now, Dan,

[6:40] do goofs include bloops?

Dan McCoy

[6:43] Uh, I think a bloop is more,

[6:46] you know,

[6:46] a flub that is recognized.

[6:49] Dan, don't throw more terminology at me.

Elliott Kalan

[6:52] Use plain English.

[6:53] Come on.

[6:53] A goof is a flub.

[6:55] Come on, nerdlinger.

Dan McCoy

[6:57] Now, a best boy, uh,

[7:00] uses his grip

[7:01] to grip onto this flub,

[7:03] uh,

[7:04] to gaff the,

[7:07] uh,

[7:07] um,

[7:08] Are you guys talking about

[7:10] fucking mank again?

Elliott Kalan

[7:11] We're talking about mank.

[7:13] Stu, don't get me started on mank.

[7:14] I have a lot to say about it.

[7:17] Don't yank his mank crank.

[7:18] Somebody send me that shirt.

[7:24] Send me a shirt that says,

[7:25] don't yank my mank crank.

[7:28] I promise you,

[7:29] I will take a picture wearing it.

[7:34] That's our pledge to you.

Dan McCoy

[7:35] That's my yank mank crank pledge.

Elliott Kalan

[7:38] It's like something out of a,

[7:39] out of a,

[7:40] out of a Dr. Seuss book.

[7:42] When he watched mank,

[7:43] it made him crank.

[7:44] So don't yank his mank crank.

Stuart Wellington

[7:47] And you're going to hold up like

[7:48] a copy of today's newspaper

[7:49] so I know it wasn't a forged photo,

[7:51] right?

Elliott Kalan

[7:52] Yeah, exactly.

[7:52] So you know I didn't take it

[7:54] a hundred years in the past.

[7:55] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[7:58] Uh, a goof,

[7:59] I think,

[7:59] I think the difference between

[8:00] a goof and a bloop

[8:00] is someone catches the bloop

[8:02] along the way.

[8:03] I see.

[8:04] And so it ends up

Elliott Kalan

[8:04] hopefully on a bloop reel

[8:06] at the end.

[8:06] Although every time I watch

[8:07] a serious movie,

[8:08] I'm always disappointed

[8:09] there's no bloops at the end.

Dan McCoy

[8:13] Something,

[8:13] something funny must have happened

Elliott Kalan

[8:15] on the set of The Little Things.

[8:16] Why is there no bloops at the end?

Dan McCoy

[8:18] You know,

[8:19] I,

[8:19] I both want to live in a world

[8:21] with more bloops

[8:21] and I remember how like

[8:23] being there ends

[8:24] with a bunch of bloopers

[8:25] and it's so strange

[8:26] after the movie

[8:28] that we've just watched.

[8:29] Yeah,

Dan McCoy

[8:29] Peter Sellers was apparently

[8:30] very unhappy about that.

[8:32] Uh,

[8:33] I mean,

[8:33] yeah,

[8:33] he thought it lost

[8:34] him the Oscar,

[8:35] didn't he?

Elliott Kalan

[8:35] I don't know about that.

[8:36] Maybe.

[8:36] I think he felt that he had,

[8:37] he had constructed

[8:38] this performance

[8:39] and held it for the whole movie

[8:40] and then Hal Ashby was like,

[8:42] hey,

[8:42] check this dude out.

[8:43] It's just Peter Sellers.

[8:44] Don't think it's really that guy.

[8:46] Yeah.

[8:46] Um,

Dan McCoy

[8:47] okay,

[8:49] well,

[8:49] anyway,

[8:49] the point is

[8:50] I'm going to read off

[8:51] one of these,

[8:52] uh,

[8:53] crowdsourced goofs

[8:55] and you gentlemen

[8:57] are going to have to guess

[8:58] what movie

[8:59] the bloop comes from.

[9:02] I will

[9:02] keep score.

[9:04] Okay.

[9:05] Uh,

[9:05] I'm gonna just...

[9:06] Despite the title of the film,

Elliott Kalan

[9:08] Godzilla never bumps his shin

[9:10] on anything.

[9:11] Is it Shin Godzilla?

[9:12] No,

[9:13] it's not.

Dan McCoy

[9:15] Okay,

[9:15] so this is,

[9:16] uh,

[9:17] the first bloop.

[9:18] Toast the knowing

[9:19] turns the crank

[9:21] of the music box

[9:22] in the wrong direction.

[9:24] What a bloop.

Stuart Wellington

[9:27] Wait,

[9:27] wouldn't that be a goof

[9:29] and not a bloop?

Dan McCoy

[9:30] Yeah,

[9:30] that feels like a goof.

[9:31] Is that the first goof

[9:32] of the night?

[9:32] Oh,

Dan McCoy

[9:32] sorry,

[9:33] sorry.

[9:33] What a goof.

[9:34] That was a,

[9:34] that was a,

[9:35] you know what,

[9:36] that was a,

[9:36] that was a bloop goop.

[9:37] I feel like,

Elliott Kalan

[9:38] that was,

[9:38] yeah,

[9:38] that was a,

[9:39] we'll put the goof bloop reel

[9:41] at the end.

[9:42] Yeah,

[9:42] I feel like a bloop

[9:43] would have been

[9:43] if he had gone

[9:44] to crank the music box

[9:46] and it broke off

[9:47] in his hand

[9:47] and then he pooped

[9:48] on himself.

Dan McCoy

[9:49] Like,

[9:49] that's a serious bloop.

Elliott Kalan

[9:50] That's a poop bloop.

Dan McCoy

[9:52] The goof,

[9:53] the goof troop came in

[9:55] to clarify

[9:57] that was a poop bloop

[9:59] and not a,

[10:00] not a goof.

[10:02] Yeah,

[10:02] they used the wrong form

Elliott Kalan

[10:03] to classify it

[10:04] so everyone had to go

[10:05] to Brazil jail.

Dan McCoy

[10:07] Here's a goof.

[10:08] The goof is,

[10:09] toast the knowing,

[10:10] turns the crank

[10:11] of the music box

[10:12] in the wrong direction.

[10:13] Oh,

[10:14] that goofy goof.

[10:15] What movie is this?

[10:17] Uh,

[10:18] let's,

[10:18] I'm gonna,

[10:19] I'm gonna,

[10:20] to try and,

[10:20] um,

[10:21] even things out,

[10:22] I'm gonna call

[10:23] on one of you first

[10:24] and I'm gonna switch it up

[10:25] each round.

[10:27] So,

[10:28] in this first round,

[10:29] Elliot,

[10:29] do you have a guess

[10:30] for what this

[10:31] goof is from?

Elliott Kalan

[10:33] It sounds really familiar

[10:34] and I'm sure

[10:34] that I will be like,

[10:35] oh,

[10:36] right,

[10:36] when I hear it,

[10:37] but all I can think of

[10:38] is Toad the Wet Sprocket

[10:39] and that makes me think

[10:40] about the original

[10:41] Monty Python bit

[10:42] that the name

[10:43] Toad the Wet Sprocket

[10:44] came from,

[10:45] uh,

[10:46] featuring Ambidextrous Rex,

[10:47] uh,

[10:48] and that's not it.

[10:49] It can't be,

[10:50] it's,

[10:50] because there's no music box

[10:51] in that bit.

[10:52] So,

[10:53] I don't know.

[10:54] Is it Freak the Mighty?

Dan McCoy

[10:57] Well,

[10:58] we'll find out,

[10:59] uh,

[10:59] soon enough.

[11:00] Stuart,

[11:01] what is your guess

[11:02] for this?

Stuart Wellington

[11:02] Well,

[11:02] you mentioned a monkey,

[11:04] wait,

[11:05] you mentioned a,

[11:06] you mentioned a music box.

[11:08] I got ahead of myself.

[11:09] So is it Monkey Shines,

[11:10] the movie with the monkey

[11:11] with the,

[11:12] wait,

[11:13] that doesn't have a music box.

[11:15] It just plays like

[11:15] a little drum.

[11:16] I fucked it up.

Elliott Kalan

[11:17] I mean,

[11:18] Monkey Shines,

[11:18] I don't think he does

[11:19] play a little drum,

Stuart Wellington

[11:20] does he?

[11:21] Does he play a music box?

[11:22] Did I get it right?

[11:23] Yeah,

[11:23] I think so,

Elliott Kalan

[11:24] right?

[11:24] Is it Monkey Shines,

[11:25] the experiment terror?

Dan McCoy

[11:28] All right,

[11:28] there is a monkey

[11:29] that plays the symbols

[11:31] on the cover

[11:32] of the VHS

[11:33] from Monkey Shines.

[11:35] Yeah.

[11:35] I don't know

[11:36] I don't know

Dan McCoy

[11:36] if it's in the movie

[11:36] or not.

[11:37] I don't think he's in the movie,

[11:37] but there is that.

[11:38] That is a clockwork monkey.

[11:39] It is not the actual

[11:40] killer monkey.

[11:41] I mean,

Elliott Kalan

[11:41] we all remember

[11:41] a clockwork monkey,

[11:43] Stanley Kubrick's adaptation

[11:44] of Anthony Burgess's novel.

[11:46] Yeah.

[11:47] The,

[11:47] I think you might be thinking of,

[11:49] there was an old TV movie

[11:50] about an evil

[11:51] wind-up symbol monkey,

[11:53] and that was later repurposed

[11:54] as the second half

[11:55] of Merlin's Shop

[11:56] of Mystical Wonders,

[11:57] which was a Mystery Science

[11:58] Theater episode.

[11:59] So Dan.

[11:59] That's,

[12:00] that was what I was thinking of,

[12:01] actually.

[12:01] Yeah,

[12:02] so I'm going to say

[12:03] last year at Merlin's Bed.

Dan McCoy

[12:05] The correct answer to this

[12:06] is,

[12:07] of course,

[12:08] Fury Road,

[12:09] Mad Max Fury Road.

[12:10] Right.

[12:11] Right.

[12:11] Oh,

[12:12] that goofster toast to the knowing.

[12:14] Which character was toast to the knowing?

[12:17] So,

[12:18] let's look at the scores.

[12:19] We've got zero to zero.

[12:21] Moving on.

Elliott Kalan

[12:21] I feel like I should have known that one

[12:23] because I love that movie,

[12:24] but on the other hand,

[12:25] a lot of those characters,

[12:26] their names are not said in the movie.

[12:28] So it's,

[12:28] you kind of have to know.

[12:29] You have to kind of have to read

[12:30] some of the back matter,

[12:31] you know.

Dan McCoy

[12:32] Wait for the,

[12:33] the end credits

[12:34] where everyone gets their name.

[12:36] Yeah.

[12:37] Um,

[12:38] okay.

[12:38] Blue,

[12:39] uh,

[12:39] Goof the,

[12:40] the,

[12:40] the second.

[12:42] When we see Jack

[12:43] in his final state of undead

[12:45] in the porno theater,

[12:46] he uses a lot of words,

[12:48] uh,

[12:48] that are formed with the lips,

[12:50] such as schmuck.

[12:52] However,

[12:53] Jack is virtually skeletal

[12:55] and has no lips

[12:56] to form the words.

[12:58] That is a hell of a goof,

[13:00] guys.

[13:00] Yeah.

[13:01] So Dan,

Elliott Kalan

[13:01] I believe I know this one,

[13:02] but if Stuart wants to go.

[13:04] I'm going to jump in there.

[13:05] We're talking about a Jack

Stuart Wellington

[13:07] that's almost a skeleton.

[13:08] This is obviously

[13:09] Nightmare Before Christmas,

[13:11] baby.

[13:11] Yep.

[13:12] I nailed it.

[13:12] You remember seeing the scene

Elliott Kalan

[13:13] where he goes to a porno theater?

[13:14] Yep.

[13:14] Yeah,

[13:15] right?

[13:16] Yeah.

[13:16] And Oogie Boogie's like,

Stuart Wellington

[13:17] you better clean that up,

[13:19] dude.

[13:19] And I'm like,

[13:20] what?

[13:20] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[13:22] I think it's,

[13:23] I believe you're talking about

[13:24] an American werewolf in London,

[13:25] Daniel.

Dan McCoy

[13:27] Uh,

[13:27] yes,

[13:27] I am.

[13:28] Yeah.

[13:28] That is correct.

[13:29] I think the fact that,

Elliott Kalan

[13:30] I love that the goof is not

[13:31] a corpse is talking,

[13:33] a skeleton is talking,

[13:35] which is not a thing

[13:35] skeletons to do.

[13:36] It is that the skeleton

[13:37] can't form those

[13:38] particular phonemes

[13:40] without lips.

Dan McCoy

[13:41] Well,

[13:41] I mean,

[13:43] without lips.

[13:44] Uh,

[13:45] so I,

[13:46] you know,

[13:46] I'm sorry,

[13:47] Stuart,

[13:47] you sacrificed your

[13:48] vote to comedy.

[13:50] uh,

[13:51] so Elliot is.

Elliott Kalan

[13:52] Yeah.

[13:53] I didn't love the joke.

[13:54] I didn't,

[13:54] it turns out I like,

[13:55] I like people knowing

[13:57] that I know things

[13:58] more than people laughing

[13:59] at my jokes,

[13:59] especially after I missed

[14:00] that Fury Road one.

Stuart Wellington

[14:02] So,

[14:02] okay.

[14:03] Now I'm wondering,

[14:04] now I'm wondering though

Elliott Kalan

[14:05] about the Nightmare Before

[14:06] Christmas stop motion

[14:07] porn parody

[14:07] that never got made

[14:09] but probably should have

[14:10] been made.

[14:11] Yeah.

[14:12] Mm-hmm.

Dan McCoy

[14:13] Okay,

[14:14] so,

[14:15] uh,

[14:15] Goof the Third.

[14:16] Mm-hmm.

[14:17] Helen believes

[14:19] she's alone

[14:19] on the plane

[14:20] yet she changes

[14:22] into her uniform

[14:23] in the undoubtedly

[14:25] cramped laboratory.

[14:27] Why wouldn't she

[14:28] just change

[14:29] in the cabin?

[14:30] What a goof!

[14:33] Elliot.

[14:34] Helen believes

[14:35] she's alone

[14:35] on the plane

[14:36] yet she changes

[14:36] into her uniform

[14:37] in the undoubtedly

[14:38] cramped laboratory.

[14:40] Why not the cabin?

Elliott Kalan

[14:42] I mean,

[14:43] if it's the movie

[14:43] that I think it is,

[14:45] then that's Helen Hunt

[14:46] doing the plane sequence

[14:47] in Hunt stunts,

[14:49] the direct-to-video

[14:51] sold-only-through-late-night-cable-commercials

[14:53] video where Helen Hunt

[14:55] pulls off the trickiest,

[14:56] the ickiest,

[14:57] and craziest stunts

[14:59] this side of Hollywood.

[15:00] And in that one,

[15:01] she was pretending

[15:02] to be a flight attendant

[15:03] and then she changes

[15:03] into the uniform

[15:04] and she has to,

[15:05] and she, like,

[15:06] lands the plane

[15:07] basically on the top

[15:08] of a construction site crane

[15:10] and then the whole thing explodes

[15:11] and she has to tumble out

[15:12] down the side of the crane

[15:14] to get out

[15:15] and then she's like,

[15:17] ugh,

[15:18] next time I'm taking the train.

[15:19] Is it that one?

[15:20] Is it Hunt stunts?

Stuart Wellington

[15:21] Well, we'll find out.

Elliott Kalan

[15:23] Well,

[15:23] I already took Hunt stunts

Stuart Wellington

[15:25] so I can't say that one.

[15:26] No, I mean,

[15:27] you could say the other,

Elliott Kalan

[15:28] Hunt stunts too,

[15:29] which was Linda Hunt

Stuart Wellington

[15:29] doing a series of stunts.

[15:31] I mean,

[15:32] that's,

[15:33] I mean,

[15:34] that's crazy

[15:34] that they say that

[15:35] for the sequel

[15:35] but I guess you gotta go bigger,

[15:37] right?

[15:37] Yeah, exactly.

[15:39] So, yeah,

[15:40] I mean,

[15:40] obviously we're talking

[15:41] about a plane here

[15:42] and the only movie

[15:43] I can think of

[15:43] that has a plane in it,

[15:45] I think this is a fact,

[15:46] is Con Air

[15:47] starring Nicolas Cage.

[15:49] Is it Con Air

[15:50] starring Nicolas Cage?

Dan McCoy

[15:52] Well,

[15:52] I'm afraid that

[15:54] neither of you

[15:55] got this one.

[15:56] The answer is

[15:57] The Incredibles.

[15:59] Oh!

[16:00] I assume that

[16:01] Anthony Lane

[16:02] contributed this goof.

[16:03] He's like,

[16:04] why doesn't Helen

[16:05] change out

[16:05] in front of all of us?

[16:06] I think the audience

[16:07] would like to see that.

Stuart Wellington

[16:08] Is that that dude

[16:09] who like jacked off

[16:10] about Mrs. Incredible

[16:12] in his fucking review

[16:13] in the newspaper?

[16:14] Yeah,

Dan McCoy

[16:14] the New Yorker review.

[16:16] Wow.

[16:16] He was totally horny

[16:18] for Helen Parr

[16:20] which,

[16:21] look,

[16:21] understandable

[16:21] but maybe not

[16:22] in your review

[16:23] of this children's movie

[16:24] for the New Yorker.

Stuart Wellington

[16:25] Is that like

[16:26] the most horny

[16:27] on Maine

[16:28] you can be

[16:28] is to do it

[16:29] in the newspaper?

Elliott Kalan

[16:31] I'm gonna,

[16:32] in defense of Anthony Lane,

[16:33] one,

[16:34] it's not like children

[16:34] were gonna read

[16:35] the review

[16:36] in the New Yorker

[16:37] of Incredibles 2.

[16:38] You might as well.

[16:39] Yeah,

[16:39] you might as well.

Stuart Wellington

[16:41] You might as well

[16:41] talk about

[16:42] your infatuation

[16:45] with large bottoms.

Elliott Kalan

[16:46] And two,

[16:47] if you're familiar

[16:47] with Anthony Lane,

[16:48] he is so,

[16:50] it is so hard

[16:50] for him to stay

[16:51] on topic

[16:52] about any movie

[16:53] that he is writing about.

[16:54] He's like,

[16:55] hmm,

[16:55] Avengers Infinity War,

[16:57] whatever happened

[16:58] to His Girl Friday?

[16:59] Let me talk about that.

[17:00] And it's like,

[17:00] dude,

[17:01] I love His Girl Friday too.

[17:02] But like,

[17:02] they're not,

[17:03] not every movie

[17:04] is an excuse

[17:04] to talk about

[17:05] how much you love

[17:05] Rosalind Russell.

[17:07] That guy does not

[17:09] care for movies.

[17:10] He doesn't seem

[17:10] to like movies

[17:11] as opposed to

[17:12] the other New Yorker

[17:12] film critic,

[17:13] Richard Brody,

[17:13] who merely likes movies

[17:15] that everybody else

[17:15] doesn't like.

[17:17] Oh,

[17:17] like Armin White?

[17:18] He's a little bit like Armin.

[17:19] He's not quite as intense

[17:20] that way as Armin White

[17:21] a little bit.

[17:22] his personal crusade

[17:23] seems to be

[17:24] making sure everyone

[17:25] knows that Ishtar

[17:25] is a work of pure genius

[17:27] and a hilarious movie

[17:28] to boot.

[17:28] And that the Star Wars

[17:29] movies are soulless.

Stuart Wellington

[17:30] I think we disproved that,

[17:32] right,

[17:32] when we watched it

Dan McCoy

[17:33] for this podcast?

[17:35] Scientifically.

[17:36] A mystifying take

[17:38] as far as I'm concerned,

[17:39] but God love you

[17:39] if you enjoyed it.

[17:41] You know,

[17:41] have fun.

[17:42] Elaine May

Elliott Kalan

[17:43] is undoubtedly

[17:44] incredibly talented

[17:45] and a skilled filmmaker

[17:46] in other films.

[17:47] So,

[17:48] you know,

[17:48] not fair what happened

[17:49] to her as a result

[17:50] of Ishtar,

[17:50] but at the same time,

[17:51] Ishtar is not very good.

[17:53] I'm sorry,

[17:55] but I had to say it.

[17:56] And Anthony Lane,

[17:57] hey,

[17:57] just keep on

[17:58] flying that freak flag.

[17:59] Maybe someday

[18:00] you'll get to bury it

[18:00] in Mrs. Incredible.

[18:03] So,

[18:03] speaking of,

[18:04] Jesus Christ,

[18:06] speaking of Anthony Lane.

[18:07] It's okay, Dan.

[18:08] Kids don't listen to this.

[18:09] It's okay.

Dan McCoy

[18:10] Yeah.

[18:10] Is it?

[18:11] I hope not.

[18:12] Speaking of Anthony Lane,

[18:14] here's another horny goof.

[18:14] Because they'll make fun of me

Stuart Wellington

[18:15] and I'm very intimidated

[18:16] by kids.

[18:18] So,

Dan McCoy

[18:20] here's goof number four.

[18:22] When Ava has to put on

[18:23] clothes slash skin,

[18:26] her breasts become

[18:27] notably smaller.

[18:29] So,

[18:30] someone needed to

[18:32] let us know

[18:33] about this goof.

[18:35] Are we to believe

[18:37] that putting on

[18:38] clothes slash skin

[18:40] makes one's breasts

[18:41] smaller?

[18:42] Unnamed film?

[18:43] What a goof.

[18:44] Okay.

[18:45] So,

[18:46] I guess,

[18:46] who did I go to

[18:47] first last time?

[18:48] I can't even remember.

[18:50] I think I went

[18:50] first last time.

[18:51] You went to LA first.

[18:52] Okay.

[18:53] So,

[18:53] Stuart,

[18:54] do you have an idea

[18:55] about what film?

Stuart Wellington

[18:58] Trying to think

[18:59] about

[19:00] putting on

[19:01] clothes slash

[19:02] skin.

[19:03] That seems to be the

[19:04] giveaway.

[19:06] It's like a layup.

[19:06] Off the top of my head.

[19:09] I don't want to

[19:10] biff this one

[19:11] because I keep

[19:11] biffing them.

[19:13] But man,

[19:14] I'm kind of stumped.

[19:15] I mean,

[19:16] it's not Hellraiser 2.

[19:18] It's not Hellraiser 1.

Elliott Kalan

[19:21] But it sounds like

[19:22] something you would

[19:22] see in a Hellraiser.

[19:24] He does need to

[19:24] collect skin in that

[19:25] first Hellraiser.

[19:27] Uh-huh.

[19:27] Because he's in hell.

[19:28] Help him.

[19:28] Yeah,

[19:29] for his big skin ball.

[19:30] Now,

[19:30] Stu,

[19:30] I think you would

[19:31] want to biff this one.

[19:31] That's where you

[19:32] get the answers

[19:33] in the goof almanac

[19:35] and you go back in time.

[19:36] And now you can

[19:37] make bets on the goofs

[19:38] and you're running

[19:39] the world pretty soon.

Stuart Wellington

[19:40] Yeah,

[19:41] it was written by

[19:42] accredited journalist

[19:43] Dan McCoy,

[19:44] right?

Dan McCoy

[19:47] There was a...

[19:48] Noted sports fan.

Elliott Kalan

[19:50] Something that

[19:50] was starting to get to me

[19:51] was I don't know

[19:52] if you guys were seeing

[19:53] as many comparisons

[19:53] between Trump and

[19:55] biff in Back to the Future 2

[19:56] where they're like,

[19:57] this is biff world.

[19:58] And it was like,

[19:59] and they're like,

[19:59] how prescient.

[20:00] And it's like,

[20:01] it's only because Trump

[20:02] is every villain

[20:03] that's ever been

[20:03] in every movie.

[20:04] Like,

[20:04] he embodies all

[20:05] the characteristics

[20:06] of every villain

[20:06] from every movie.

[20:07] So,

[20:08] like,

[20:08] of course,

[20:08] it's reminiscent

[20:10] of those things.

[20:11] But anyway,

[20:12] not to insult

[20:14] any of the fascist

[20:15] listeners that we have.

[20:16] We appreciate your listening.

[20:19] So,

[20:19] Dan,

[20:20] Ava,

[20:20] when she puts on clothes,

[20:21] her boobs get smaller.

[20:22] Stuart,

[20:23] it's not a Hellraiser movie,

[20:24] I guess.

[20:24] So,

[20:24] what are you going to guess?

Stuart Wellington

[20:25] Yeah,

[20:26] I don't know now.

[20:30] WALL-E,

[20:30] that's the name

[20:31] of that robot.

[20:32] Her name's Ava,

[20:33] right?

Elliott Kalan

[20:34] Yeah,

[20:34] Eva,

[20:34] yeah.

[20:34] Yeah.

[20:35] And,

[20:35] Dan,

[20:35] I'm going to guess

[20:36] it's Honey,

[20:36] I shrunk the boobs.

Stuart Wellington

[20:40] Yeah.

[20:40] Does she drape skin

[20:42] on her robot shell

[20:43] like a Necron flayed one

[20:44] from the Warhammer 40,000 universe?

Dan McCoy

[20:47] No,

[20:48] this,

[20:48] the second

[20:49] and final

[20:51] of the

[20:52] horny goofs,

[20:54] I would call them,

[20:55] is,

[20:55] that is

[20:56] Ex Machina.

[20:57] Ex Machina.

[20:59] Right.

[21:00] Okay.

[21:01] So,

[21:01] this is,

[21:03] I will call this

[21:04] halftime.

[21:07] We have to do

[21:09] an advertisement,

[21:12] but Elliot is

[21:13] currently ahead

[21:14] one to zero.

[21:15] Not by much.

Elliott Kalan

[21:16] This is not my day,

[21:17] and,

[21:18] Stu,

[21:18] I think you can

[21:19] take this game.

[21:19] Any given Sunday,

[21:20] you know?

[21:20] Yep,

[21:21] I mean,

[21:21] technically we're

[21:22] recording this

[21:22] on a Tuesday,

[21:23] but yeah,

[21:23] sure.

[21:23] Sure.

John Hodgman

[21:25] I'm Judge John Hodgman.

[21:27] And I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne.

[21:28] Ten years ago,

[21:29] I came on

[21:30] Jordan Jesse Go

[21:30] and judged

[21:31] my first dispute.

[21:32] Is chili a soup?

[21:34] It's a stew,

[21:35] obviously.

Jesse Thorn

[21:35] The judge has dispensed

[21:37] a decade of justice.

[21:39] He's the one person

[21:40] wise enough

[21:41] to answer

[21:42] the really important

[21:43] questions,

[21:44] like,

[21:45] should you hire

[21:46] a mime

[21:46] to perform

[21:47] at your own funeral?

S6

[21:48] After they cry,

Jesse Thorn

[21:50] I want them to laugh.

John Hodgman

[21:51] Do you really need

[21:52] a tank full of jellyfish

[21:54] in your den?

S6

[21:55] They smell like

[21:55] living creatures

[21:56] decaying.

John Hodgman

[21:57] Only if they are

[21:58] decaying.

S6

[21:58] Yeah,

[21:59] which they will be.

John Hodgman

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Jesse Thorn

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Jesse Thorn

[22:15] Hey, it's Jesse.

[22:16] What you're about to hear

[22:17] is real.

[22:19] Hey, this is Chris.

[22:21] Hi, Chris.

[22:21] It's Jesse calling

[22:22] from Maximum Fun.

[22:23] Hey, Jesse.

[22:24] I heard that you got

[22:25] into a car accident.

S6

[22:27] Yeah, I was listening

[22:28] to Stop Podcasting

[22:29] Yourself,

[22:30] and I just laughed

[22:31] so hard that I

[22:32] slammed into

[22:33] a construction barrier.

Jesse Thorn

[22:37] Do you remember

[22:37] what it was

S6

[22:39] that was so funny?

[22:40] I will never forget,

[22:41] I'm sure.

[22:42] They started talking

[22:43] about Vegas

[22:44] and the, you know,

[22:45] if it happens here,

[22:46] it stays here,

[22:47] and that slogan.

[22:48] And Graham was talking

[22:49] about, oh, you know,

[22:50] wasn't there some other

[22:51] slogan for another commercial?

John Hodgman

[22:52] Oh, it was like

[22:53] a commercial for food,

[22:54] and it said, like,

[22:55] whatever's in there

[22:56] stays in there.

[22:57] I can't remember

[22:57] what it was,

[22:58] clams or something.

S6

[23:01] Clams?

[23:03] Just so ridiculous,

[23:04] and man,

[23:05] I got lightheaded.

[23:06] I was laughing so hard.

Jesse Thorn

[23:08] Next thing I know,

S6

[23:10] smash.

[23:12] They are,

[23:13] they are just

[23:14] brilliantly funny.

Jesse Thorn

[23:16] So, I talked to

[23:17] Dave and Graham

[23:18] from Stop Podcasting

[23:19] Yourself.

[23:19] We would like to pay

[23:20] your car repair bill.

[23:22] Is that okay?

S6

[23:23] I mean,

[23:23] that would be

[23:24] super nice, Jesse.

[23:25] I really,

[23:26] thank you.

[23:27] I appreciate that.

Dan McCoy

[23:30] So,

[23:30] the Fluff House...

[23:32] Dan, wait,

[23:32] do we have any goofs

Elliott Kalan

[23:33] from any given Sunday?

[23:34] Because I feel like

[23:35] Stuart should be

[23:35] disqualified.

[23:36] from answering those.

Dan McCoy

[23:37] The goof of it is like,

[23:38] this is,

[23:39] this does not

[23:40] take place on

[23:41] any given Sunday.

[23:42] This takes place

[23:43] over the course

[23:44] of several specific Sundays.

[23:45] In reality...

Stuart Wellington

[23:46] I haven't recently

[23:46] re-watched

[23:47] any given Sunday.

[23:48] For one,

[23:48] I think the sports teams

[23:50] have the craziest names

[23:51] out of any movie

[23:52] I've ever seen.

[23:53] And also,

[23:54] I think,

[23:55] when it comes to

[23:56] pop songs

[23:57] that I wish

[23:59] existed in the real world,

[24:01] the Willie Beeman song

[24:04] is tied with

[24:05] Scotty Doesn't Know

[24:06] from Euro Trip

[24:07] as my favorite

[24:08] pop songs.

Elliott Kalan

[24:10] I would say

[24:11] the goof for any given Sunday

[24:12] is,

[24:12] a football team

[24:13] cannot win

[24:13] on any given Sunday,

[24:15] merely on those Sundays

[24:16] for which football games

[24:17] are scheduled.

[24:18] And Dan,

[24:19] what is the advertisement?

Stuart Wellington

[24:20] Oh, God,

[24:23] I hate it.

[24:24] I hate it,

[24:24] but you're right,

[24:25] you know.

[24:26] Gotta respect it

[24:27] when you're right.

Dan McCoy

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[25:33] What?

[25:34] I see Elliot

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[25:35] what the difference

[25:36] is between

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[25:40] I think it's

[25:40] because it takes

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[25:42] Bel-Air is

[25:43] a suburb of Sydney.

Dan McCoy

[25:45] Let's just clarify

[25:46] for a moment.

[25:47] This is not

[25:48] an Australian version

[25:50] of Fresh Prince.

[25:51] No, but I'd love

[25:52] the idea

[25:52] if they dubbed it

[25:53] in Australia.

[25:53] Perhaps starring Yahoo

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[25:55] This is the Fresh Prince

[25:58] we all grew up with

[26:00] starring one

[26:01] William Smith

[26:01] and it just may not

[26:03] be available

[26:04] on Netflix

[26:04] in the US

[26:05] due to rights issues,

[26:06] but you can get it

[26:07] on Netflix Australia.

[26:08] Dan, I'm going to tell you

Elliott Kalan

[26:10] a little horror story

[26:11] that might terrify

[26:12] our listeners.

[26:13] Years ago,

[26:14] I was in a little

[26:14] country called

[26:15] England,

[26:17] the United Kingdom.

[26:18] I was in the city

[26:18] of London.

[26:19] I was doing the dishes

[26:20] and I looked up

[26:22] Netflix on my iPad

[26:23] or maybe it was

[26:24] my laptop even

[26:24] because back then

[26:25] I think I didn't

[26:25] have an iPad.

[26:26] What was available

[26:27] on Netflix

[26:27] but the movie

[26:28] Miracle Mile.

[26:29] I've heard so much

[26:30] about that movie

[26:30] for years.

[26:31] I've always wanted

[26:31] to see it.

[26:32] I started watching it,

[26:33] didn't get to finish it

[26:34] before the trip was over.

[26:36] No worries.

[26:36] I said when I get home

[26:37] I will finish

[26:38] watching the movie

[26:38] on Netflix

[26:39] at home.

[26:41] But Dan,

[26:42] when I looked at it,

[26:43] when I looked at Netflix

[26:44] in America,

[26:45] was Miracle Mile

[26:46] available?

[26:47] It was not, Dan.

[26:48] It was not.

[26:50] And to this day,

[26:51] I have still

[26:52] never seen

[26:52] the second half

[26:53] of Miracle Mile.

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[26:56] Don't be like me,

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[27:35] But now,

[27:36] guys,

[27:37] let's return

[27:37] to this game.

[27:39] Yeah, it's close.

[27:40] If you'll recall

[27:41] from before the break,

[27:42] it is very close.

[27:43] Elliot has one,

[27:44] Stuart has zero.

[27:45] Okay.

Elliott Kalan

[27:46] You can turn this around,

[27:47] Stu,

[27:47] or perhaps I'll open up

[27:48] an even more

[27:49] insurmountable lead.

Stuart Wellington

[27:50] I certainly can't get worse,

[27:52] right?

[27:52] I can't lose points,

[27:53] right?

Elliott Kalan

[27:55] Dan's the crazy games master

[27:57] who has his own

[27:58] mixed up

Stuart Wellington

[27:59] Alice in Wonderland rules.

[28:01] A real arcade fellow.

Dan McCoy

[28:03] I'm going to open this one

[28:04] to you first

[28:06] because you're behind.

[28:08] Here's a goof.

[28:10] Oh, man.

[28:12] A caption.

Elliott Kalan

[28:13] I love,

[28:13] wait, wait.

[28:14] I like Dan ahead of time

[28:15] salivating over

[28:16] just like,

[28:16] just like savoring this goof.

Dan McCoy

[28:20] Love a good goof.

[28:22] A caption reads,

[28:24] Thursday.

[28:25] And then shortly afterwards,

[28:27] we see Wendy and Danny

[28:28] watching the Roadrunner show

[28:30] with its distinctive theme song.

[28:33] In the late 70s,

[28:34] that show

[28:35] played only on

[28:37] Saturday mornings.

[28:38] Oof.

[28:41] Stuart,

[28:42] what movie?

Stuart Wellington

[28:44] Wendy and Danny

[28:45] in the 70s.

[28:47] It's got to be

[28:47] Forrest Gump, baby.

[28:49] Oh, God.

Dan McCoy

[28:52] I see Stuart's game

[28:53] and I appreciate it.

[28:54] I appreciate that he realizes

[28:56] that the competition

[28:58] is less important

[28:59] than the fun

[28:59] and the friends

[29:00] we make along the way.

[29:03] Yeah, right?

[29:05] So is that your answer, Stuart?

[29:06] Yeah.

[29:07] Okay.

[29:08] Elliot, what do you got?

Elliott Kalan

[29:09] Show me Zodiac.

Dan McCoy

[29:12] Oh, okay.

[29:13] Well,

[29:14] similarly fun movies.

[29:16] Apparently,

[29:17] we're both

[29:18] throwing the competition.

[29:21] The answer, of course,

[29:22] is...

Stuart Wellington

[29:22] Both examples of directors

[29:23] working at the top

[29:24] of their game.

Dan McCoy

[29:25] The answer is

[29:26] The Shining.

[29:28] Wendy and Danny

[29:29] are watching

[29:30] The Roadrunner Show.

[29:32] Right.

[29:34] Right.

[29:35] That's that movie

Elliott Kalan

[29:35] about how they

[29:36] fake the moon landing.

[29:38] Mm-hmm.

Dan McCoy

[29:39] Okay.

[29:39] We got two more goofs, guys.

[29:42] Two more.

[29:43] These are the primo ones.

[29:44] Oh, man.

[29:46] Yeah, yeah.

[29:46] We've been edging

[29:47] this whole time.

[29:50] When Nick is playing

[29:53] the board game

[29:54] Game of Life

[29:55] with Margo,

[29:56] he lands on the

[29:57] marriage block

[29:58] and adds the wife peg

[30:00] to his car.

[30:02] He then hands off

[30:03] to Margo for her turn,

[30:05] neglecting that

[30:06] in the rules for the game,

[30:08] one makes another

[30:10] honeymoon spin

[30:11] immediately after

[30:13] getting married.

[30:15] Guys,

[30:15] can you believe

[30:16] that this goof

[30:17] made it

[30:18] on screen?

Elliott Kalan

[30:20] How did that get

[30:21] to the final cut?

[30:22] I hope someone

[30:22] got fired for that.

[30:23] I don't really.

[30:24] I don't.

Stuart Wellington

[30:25] Guys,

[30:25] I was watching,

[30:27] my wife and I

[30:28] started re-watching

[30:29] The Sopranos

[30:30] and in like

[30:31] the first episode

[30:32] there's this great scene

[30:33] where Anthony Jr.

[30:34] is playing Mario Kart

[30:35] and Tony comes in

[30:36] and sits down

[30:37] next to him

[30:37] and starts

[30:38] playing Mario Kart

[30:40] with one hand

[30:41] and I'm like,

[30:42] dude,

[30:42] you can't do that.

Elliott Kalan

[30:44] What the fuck?

[30:47] Well,

[30:47] what you can't see

[30:48] is his character

[30:49] is just slamming

[30:50] into a wall

[30:50] over and over again.

[30:53] Now,

[30:53] if I may,

[30:54] before we reveal

[30:55] our answers,

[30:56] I will say

[30:57] the Game of Life

[30:58] and I have

[30:58] a tumultuous history.

[30:59] I loved it as a kid

[31:00] and it was recently

[31:01] a favorite of my older son

[31:03] and we had to ban it

[31:05] in the house

[31:06] because it was giving him

[31:07] too strong an idea

[31:08] that the point of life

[31:09] is money

[31:09] and that you should be able

[31:10] to like trade in

[31:11] family members

[31:12] for money.

[31:13] It was,

[31:14] he was getting

[31:15] a little too money focused

[31:16] so we had to take

[31:17] out of his hands.

[31:19] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[31:21] Sounds like,

[31:22] that's like shorthand

[31:23] for murdering someone,

[31:24] right?

[31:25] Oh yeah,

[31:25] they were his cold dead hands.

[31:26] Took the Game of Life

[31:27] out of your hands.

Dan McCoy

[31:31] Allie,

[31:31] you were up first

[31:32] for this one.

[31:33] Do you need

[31:33] any refreshers?

[31:35] Do you understand?

Elliott Kalan

[31:35] So Nick and Margo,

[31:37] this is really teaching me

[31:38] that I do not remember

[31:39] the names of characters

[31:40] from movies

[31:41] as well as I thought I did.

[31:43] So they're playing

[31:44] so it's not a period picture.

[31:47] It's not like Pride and Prejudice,

[31:49] you know,

[31:50] or Sense and Sensibility,

[31:51] or Emma,

[31:52] or Northanger Abbey,

[31:54] but I know it's a Jane Austen movie

[31:56] so Clueless.

[31:58] Okay.

Dan McCoy

[31:59] And Stuart,

[32:00] what do you have to say?

Stuart Wellington

[32:02] Is it,

[32:02] this is an actual guess.

[32:04] Most of the,

[32:05] you know,

[32:05] guys have been fucking around

[32:06] a lot tonight,

[32:07] you know.

[32:08] Yeah.

[32:08] I haven't really been

[32:09] playing the game.

[32:10] I've been kind of

[32:11] stunting on y'all,

[32:12] but I'm going to actually guess

[32:15] is it the Royal Tenenbaums?

Dan McCoy

[32:18] Ooh,

[32:19] there is a Margo

[32:20] and that,

[32:21] fuck.

[32:21] Wait,

Stuart Wellington

[32:22] wait,

[32:22] Dan,

[32:22] can I,

[32:23] can I change my answer?

[32:24] I was honest for a fucking chance.

[32:26] I removed,

[32:26] I removed all the irony

[32:28] and I tried

[32:29] and I fucked up.

Dan McCoy

[32:31] That was your mistake.

[32:32] Shouldn't have done that.

[32:33] I'll give,

[32:34] I'll give you,

[32:35] I'll give you a chance,

[32:36] Elliot.

[32:36] What,

[32:37] what,

[32:37] do you have one more guess?

[32:41] No.

[32:42] This is,

[32:43] this is from the movie

[32:46] Gone Girl

[32:47] written by her friend

[32:49] Gillian Flynn.

[32:50] Sorry,

[32:50] Gillian,

[32:51] you done goof.

[32:52] You goofed it.

[32:53] Look up the rules

[32:55] of the game of life.

[32:56] Gillian,

[32:57] we're like goofian.

[32:59] Uh-huh.

[33:00] Oh,

[33:00] man,

[33:01] how embarrassing.

[33:02] I'm sorry to call you out

[33:04] publicly like this.

Elliott Kalan

[33:06] But,

[33:06] man,

[33:07] this is like the scene

[33:08] in the Philadelphia story

[33:09] when,

[33:10] when Catherine Hepburn

[33:11] declares she's won

[33:12] a game of connecting four.

[33:13] Connect four

[33:13] after only connecting three.

Dan McCoy

[33:17] All right,

[33:18] so,

[33:18] uh,

[33:20] uh,

[33:20] Stuart,

[33:20] I'm afraid you cannot win

[33:21] at this point.

[33:22] You can only tie.

[33:24] That's fine.

[33:25] But,

Stuart Wellington

[33:26] although I think you're

[33:27] giving me too much credit.

Dan McCoy

[33:29] Well,

[33:30] it's possible that the last one

[33:32] is a joke one

[33:33] that is easy to get,

[33:34] so,

[33:35] uh,

[33:36] I'm gonna,

[33:36] I'm gonna open this one.

[33:38] We can only hope.

[33:38] I can open,

[33:39] I'm gonna open this one up

[33:40] for Stuart

[33:41] first,

[33:43] and then if he gets it,

[33:46] we're just ending in a tie

[33:47] and everyone wins,

[33:48] uh,

[33:49] the joy of friendship.

[33:50] So,

[33:50] pull your jets,

[33:51] Elliot.

[33:51] I know you're getting all excited

[33:52] in your chair over there.

[33:53] I understand.

Elliott Kalan

[33:53] I'm getting ready to yell,

[33:54] show me Zodiac again.

[33:56] Dan,

[33:56] so you're saying if we don't tie,

[33:57] we don't get friendship?

[33:59] Like,

[33:59] that's the end of our friendship

[34:00] and I can never talk to Stuart again?

[34:02] No,

Dan McCoy

[34:02] I'm just saying the moral,

[34:03] the moral of the facts.

Stuart Wellington

[34:03] That's the stakes.

[34:04] They're high,

[34:05] but I like it.

[34:06] Yeah.

[34:07] All right,

[34:08] so then guys,

[34:08] I think I'm developing

[34:09] a gambling addiction

[34:10] because of this episode.

Elliott Kalan

[34:14] Somehow Dan walks away

[34:15] owning the bar tomorrow.

[34:16] He's like,

[34:17] I wasn't even playing.

Stuart Wellington

[34:18] Uh-huh,

[34:18] and like three of my fingers.

Elliott Kalan

[34:22] Everyone's jonesing for goofs.

[34:24] Yeah,

[34:24] the next,

[34:25] the next game Dan wants to play

[34:26] is lighting his lighter

[34:27] with one hand.

Dan McCoy

[34:30] Yeah.

[34:30] Oh,

[34:31] what a great story that is.

[34:32] Okay,

[34:33] here we go.

[34:35] Last question.

[34:37] Here's the goof.

Elliott Kalan

[34:39] Wait,

[34:39] wait,

[34:40] I want that to be your new catchphrase

[34:43] for someone to make a soundboard

[34:44] because the way you said it just now,

Stuart Wellington

[34:45] here's the goof.

[34:46] So full of bravado

Elliott Kalan

[34:48] and gruff confidence.

[34:51] Yeah.

[34:53] Here it is,

[34:53] guys.

[34:53] Buckle up.

[34:54] Yeah,

[34:54] it's Dan's love language.

[34:56] Audrey's like,

Stuart Wellington

[34:57] Dan,

[34:57] I found a new goof for you

[34:58] and he's like,

[34:59] oh,

[34:59] baby.

[35:00] And his fucking flip takes

[35:02] out of the panel.

Elliott Kalan

[35:03] Yeah,

[35:03] it's celebrating their anniversary

[35:05] and he's like,

[35:06] show me the goof.

[35:11] All right,

[35:11] well,

[35:12] here's a goof for you.

[35:13] I got you a box

[35:14] of brand new goofs.

[35:17] A new spring goof.

[35:19] You can print it out

[35:20] and cut out of paper.

[35:21] It's like,

[35:22] I'm sorry,

[35:22] guys,

[35:22] I'm in a bad mood.

[35:23] I lost an eBay auction

[35:24] for a vintage goof.

[35:25] I'd been looking,

[35:26] I had my eye on this one

[35:27] for a while.

[35:29] The bidding got real high.

[35:29] I was up till 3.30

[35:30] in the morning

[35:31] trying to snipe this goof.

Dan McCoy

[35:34] Okay,

[35:35] here we go.

[35:35] Here we go.

[35:36] All right,

[35:37] last one.

[35:39] Obviously,

[35:40] a driver's head instructor

[35:41] would never allow

[35:43] or order a student driver

[35:45] to give someone the bird.

Stuart Wellington

[35:49] Guys,

[35:49] I just watched this

[35:50] the other day,

[35:51] so I know it.

[35:52] It's so obvious.

[35:54] It's Disney's Onward

[35:55] or Pixar's Onward.

[35:57] Shut up.

Dan McCoy

[35:59] Do you know,

[35:59] do you know,

[36:01] do you know,

[36:01] do you know what you want to explain it?

Stuart Wellington

[36:05] What,

[36:06] summer school?

Elliott Kalan

[36:08] Okay,

[36:08] Ellie,

[36:09] do you have it?

[36:09] I can see the scene

[36:10] and yet I'm having trouble

[36:11] remembering exactly

[36:12] what it's,

[36:14] oh wait,

[36:14] uh,

Stuart Wellington

[36:15] What,

[36:16] like police academy?

[36:17] What are we talking about?

Dan McCoy

[36:18] Obviously,

[36:19] a driver's head instructor

[36:20] would never allow

[36:22] or order

[36:22] a student driver

[36:24] to give someone

[36:25] the bird.

Elliott Kalan

[36:27] Dan,

[36:28] Dan,

[36:29] I'm just,

[36:29] it's just not coming to me,

[36:30] so I gotta say it.

[36:31] I apologize.

Dan McCoy

[36:33] No,

[36:34] it's,

[36:34] it's the naked gun

[36:35] from the files

[36:36] of police squad.

[36:37] The naked gun,

[36:38] that's right.

Dan McCoy

[36:39] That's right,

[36:40] the naked gun.

[36:40] That literal goof was.

[36:43] Man,

[36:43] I feel like they're writing

[36:44] that goof,

[36:45] they didn't consider

[36:46] the fact that it was

[36:48] too goofy.

Elliott Kalan

[36:49] In real life,

[36:50] gripping the penis

[36:51] of a statue

[36:51] carved into the side

[36:52] of a building

[36:53] would not give it pleasure

[36:54] and change its face

[36:55] to a smile.

[36:57] a marble penis

[37:00] would not bend

[37:01] in that way.

[37:02] applying a sanding machine

[37:04] to the birthmark

[37:05] on the buttock

[37:06] of a famous,

[37:08] what is it,

[37:08] a scientist?

[37:09] I don't remember,

[37:09] would create,

[37:11] at best,

[37:12] mild abrasion

[37:12] and at worst,

[37:13] a serious injury.

[37:14] Not no effect

[37:16] as it has in this.

[37:18] So,

[37:19] in real life,

[37:20] here's the goof,

[37:22] a detective

[37:23] with Frank Drebin's record

[37:24] would have been fired

[37:25] from the police force.

Dan McCoy

[37:26] years ago.

[37:28] That was,

[37:28] that was essentially

[37:30] one of the last ones.

[37:31] It was like,

[37:32] it was like,

[37:33] obviously,

[37:34] this movie

[37:35] is a satire

[37:36] of crazy,

[37:38] like,

[37:38] overconfident cops,

[37:39] but in real life,

[37:41] someone would have known

[37:41] that Nordberg

[37:42] was undercover

[37:43] and it's like,

[37:44] okay, great.

[37:45] You understand

[37:46] that it's a comedy,

[37:47] but you somehow

[37:48] can't take the next step.

Elliott Kalan

[37:50] Ayatollah Khomeini

[37:51] would not have had

[37:52] a mohawk

[37:52] under his turban.

[37:54] Now,

[37:55] but you're right,

[37:56] I totally should have

[37:57] known that there was

[37:57] Naked Gun.

[37:58] I couldn't remember

[37:58] which of the like,

[37:59] which of the like,

[38:00] Zucker type movies it was.

Dan McCoy

[38:02] You know what,

[38:03] Elliot,

[38:04] it doesn't matter.

[38:04] You still,

[38:05] you still wanted a blowout

[38:06] of one to zero.

[38:08] So,

Stuart Wellington

[38:09] yeah,

[38:09] I mean,

[38:11] yeah,

[38:11] I'm toast.

[38:12] So,

[38:12] I guess we're not friends

[38:14] anymore,

[38:15] Elliot.

[38:15] Do you have any?

Elliott Kalan

[38:16] I mean,

[38:17] to be honest,

[38:17] if I'd known those

[38:18] were the rules of the game

[38:19] before I started playing,

[38:20] I might not have played,

[38:21] but the game is the game,

[38:23] you know,

[38:23] and you gotta,

[38:23] I can't hate the player.

[38:25] Why would I?

[38:26] He was my friend

[38:26] until a minute ago

[38:27] when he lost.

[38:29] It's that I'll hate the game.

Stuart Wellington

[38:30] It's all about the journey,

[38:32] the in-game experience

[38:33] as opposed to the end results.

[38:34] Like,

[38:35] it's fine.

[38:35] Yeah,

[38:35] exactly.

Elliott Kalan

[38:37] I guess this is a real

[38:38] gamer gate situation

[38:39] in that we were the gamers

[38:40] and now there's a gate between us

[38:41] and we can no longer

[38:42] hang out again.

[38:43] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[38:44] And every time,

[38:45] every time I see graffiti

[38:47] hastily scrawled

[38:49] across the walls

[38:50] of New York City

[38:51] that say,

[38:52] show me Zodiac,

[38:53] I'll think of you.

[38:55] Thank you.

Elliott Kalan

[38:55] I appreciate that.

[38:56] I think that will be my tag

[38:58] from now on.

[38:58] I went with,

[39:00] I took my family out

[39:02] on a trip somewhere

[39:03] where there would be

[39:03] the other day

[39:04] where there was a lot of graffiti

[39:05] on a wall

[39:06] and Sammy was like,

[39:07] why do they have that there?

[39:08] I'm like,

[39:08] oh,

[39:08] those are the tags

[39:09] that the graffiti people put

[39:10] and each person has their own tag

[39:11] and he goes,

[39:11] we don't have a tag.

[39:13] So I was like,

[39:14] should we have one?

[39:15] Like,

[39:15] should our family have one?

Dan McCoy

[39:17] You gotta think about branding.

[39:18] Yeah.

[39:19] I guess now it's show me Zodiac.

[39:21] Yeah.

[39:22] Everyone,

[39:23] I,

[39:23] you know,

[39:23] I think you can.

[39:25] Gotta think about branding,

[39:26] Brandon.

[39:27] We need to talk about branding,

[39:29] Kevin.

Stuart Wellington

[39:29] I mean,

[39:32] that probably would have put him

[39:33] in line,

[39:33] you know?

[39:34] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[39:35] The idea,

[39:35] the idea that the principal's like,

[39:37] we need to talk about Kevin.

[39:38] His branding is poor.

[39:40] He has very little,

[39:42] very little market penetration,

[39:44] very little brand recognition.

Stuart Wellington

[39:45] Very bow and arrow based.

[39:47] Yeah.

Elliott Kalan

[39:49] I feel like he's not,

[39:50] he's not creating Graham opportunities for himself

[39:53] to get his,

[39:54] to get his ideas out there.

[39:55] Sure.

Dan McCoy

[39:56] There's a lot of buzz around him,

[39:58] but it's mostly from his mom

[40:00] about how she doesn't really like him.

[40:02] Mm-hmm.

Elliott Kalan

[40:04] Okay.

[40:04] Well,

[40:04] I don't want people to just say,

[40:06] we need to talk about Kevin.

[40:08] I want people to say,

[40:09] we need to do everything about Kevin.

[40:11] We need to make Kevin part of our,

[40:13] every aspect of our lives.

[40:14] We want to live that Kevin lifestyle.

[40:16] Yeah.

[40:18] A wonderful harrowing movie.

[40:19] What if there's some guy who's like,

[40:21] someone's like,

[40:22] what Kevin did?

[40:22] Oh,

[40:23] that was terrible.

[40:23] And he goes,

[40:23] yeah,

[40:24] but we're talking about him.

[40:27] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[40:28] And he looks at the camera

[40:30] and he freezes

[40:32] and you think about,

[40:33] you know,

[40:34] modern culture

[40:36] and the way society has,

[40:37] what society has done to us

[40:38] as it irises in on his eye.

[40:40] Uh-huh.

Stuart Wellington

[40:41] I mean,

[40:42] the whole time I'm thinking,

[40:43] that kid is made out of the soup

[40:45] of John C. Reilly

[40:46] and Tilda Swinton.

[40:47] Amazing.

[40:48] The soup.

[40:51] Mm-hmm.

Dan McCoy

[40:53] Give me a cup of that.

[40:54] Okay.

[40:54] Well,

[40:56] I think,

[40:57] I think my enjoyment

[40:59] at inflicting this on you guys

[41:02] is palpable.

[41:02] So,

[41:03] I appreciate you playing along.

[41:05] Uh-huh.

[41:06] Thanks to all who were

[41:07] playing along at home,

[41:08] yelling at your,

[41:09] I'm sure a lot of people

Elliott Kalan

[41:10] knew the answers before we did.

[41:11] Those were some hard goofs for me,

[41:12] but I'm sure the audience at home

[41:14] was like,

[41:15] what?

[41:15] What?

Dan McCoy

[41:17] How can I remember?

[41:17] I,

[41:18] I,

Elliott Kalan

[41:18] that Margo was in that movie.

Dan McCoy

[41:20] I did pump up the difficulty

[41:22] because last time,

[41:23] you know,

[41:23] last time was to sort of

[41:25] tantalize you at this time.

Stuart Wellington

[41:27] Yeah,

[41:27] and build up our confidence too much.

[41:29] Make us feel like we could

[41:30] take on the entire world of goofs.

Elliott Kalan

[41:32] Yeah,

[41:32] yeah,

Elliott Kalan

[41:32] yeah,

[41:32] exactly.

[41:34] And yet,

[41:35] and yet,

[41:35] uh,

[41:36] our wings,

[41:37] we flew too close to the goof sun

[41:38] and our goof wings have melted.

[41:40] We've fallen into the goof ocean.

[41:44] A bunch of goofy goobers.

[41:47] Well,

[41:48] I wouldn't go that far,

[41:49] but okay.

Dan McCoy

[41:50] Thank you all for listening.

[41:50] Someone is trying to wreck friendships.

[41:53] Thank you to everyone.

[41:56] Uh,

[41:57] thank you to maximum fun.

[41:59] Our network,

[42:00] go to maximum fun.

[42:02] Dot org to check out,

[42:04] uh,

[42:04] other,

[42:05] uh,

[42:06] max fun podcasts.

[42:07] I know that Elliot has a comic book on sale now.

[42:12] I'm sure he would like to say a little bit about

Elliott Kalan

[42:14] Maniac of New York.

[42:16] Uh,

[42:16] number one,

[42:17] actually,

[42:17] uh,

[42:17] when this issue,

[42:18] when this episode comes out,

[42:19] it might be a little hard to find.

[42:21] It's been selling really well,

[42:22] but it was just announced today.

[42:23] It will be going back for a second printing,

[42:24] which should be available around the time of the second issue.

[42:28] Maniac of New York.

[42:29] Number one,

[42:29] if you can find it,

[42:30] it's great.

[42:31] It's,

[42:31] uh,

[42:32] Jason takes Manhattan meets the wire.

[42:34] Uh,

[42:34] what if instead of the wire being about drugs in Baltimore,

[42:36] it was about a mass killer terrorizing New York.

[42:39] And,

[42:40] uh,

[42:40] the art is,

[42:41] uh,

[42:42] beautiful.

[42:42] It's by Andre.

[42:43] It's beautiful.

[42:43] Yeah.

[42:44] And,

[42:44] uh,

[42:44] it comes from Aftershock comics and it is,

[42:48] if you can find it,

[42:49] a fun read.

[42:51] And issue two comes out March 8th,

[42:54] I believe.

[42:54] So if you missed issue one,

[42:55] pick up issue two and you'll hopefully be able to catch,

[42:59] up with the story.

[43:00] And if you,

[43:00] and I mean,

Stuart Wellington

[43:01] if you missed the physical copy,

[43:02] you can find it on,

[43:04] you can find it digitally on comiXology.

[43:06] Yeah,

[43:06] I think so.

[43:07] Yeah.

[43:07] I think it's just,

[43:08] I mean,

[43:08] I did.

[43:09] Uh,

[43:10] yeah,

[43:10] it's great.

[43:11] I'd recommend it.

Dan McCoy

[43:13] And Stuart,

[43:14] how's,

[43:14] uh,

[43:14] how's your stuff?

[43:15] What's going on?

Stuart Wellington

[43:16] Well,

[43:16] Stuart Wellington has been recently half vaccinated.

[43:19] Baby.

[43:20] Uh-oh.

[43:21] I got some of that good Dolly Parton juice in my arm.

[43:24] That's right.

[43:24] Moderna vaccine.

[43:25] I got the first shot.

[43:26] Second shot scheduled.

[43:28] Cause I don't know if you guys know this,

[43:29] but podcasters are essential workers.

[43:31] No,

[43:32] that's not why.

[43:33] No,

[43:34] no,

[43:34] no.

[43:34] Before they get mad.

[43:35] I'm a,

[43:36] I'm a bar and restaurant,

[43:37] uh,

[43:38] worker.

[43:39] And in New York,

[43:40] they made it available for us to get the vaccine.

[43:42] And I think it's the responsible thing to do for everyone who can get the vaccine to try and get it.

[43:48] So I got lucky and put,

[43:51] uh,

[43:51] my wife put a bunch of work into the vaccine portal,

[43:55] which is not easy.

[43:57] And we were able to schedule a vaccine appointment for me.

[44:00] So I took it,

[44:03] uh,

[44:04] since I'd previously had COVID,

[44:05] uh,

[44:06] I had a kind of a rough time with it.

[44:09] The first day was pretty difficult.

[44:11] I was pretty,

[44:11] uh,

[44:12] fatigued,

[44:12] but I'm feeling better now,

[44:14] obviously based on my performance on tonight's game.

[44:18] And,

Dan McCoy

[44:18] uh,

[44:19] would you say the takeaway from this episode is Stuart Wellington stronger than ever before?

[44:26] That's the thing.

Stuart Wellington

[44:27] Uh,

[44:28] yeah.

[44:28] I mean,

[44:29] right before we started,

[44:30] I was doing squats and pushups.

[44:32] I'm getting pumped.

[44:33] I'm ready to,

[44:34] uh,

[44:34] I'm ready to tie like a bandana around my forehead so I can battle some enemies.

[44:39] Mm hmm.

[44:40] Mm hmm.

Elliott Kalan

[44:41] You can't see.

[44:41] Well,

[44:42] I get,

[44:42] but Stuart right now is bending a paperclip into a bow so that he can fight off some gremlins in the clamp building.

[44:48] Yeah.

Dan McCoy

[44:50] Uh,

[44:50] well,

[44:50] I just,

[44:51] I just remember that about 10 minutes ago.

[44:53] No,

[44:53] not the lady gremlin.

Elliott Kalan

[44:54] She's going to find love with Robert Picardo.

[44:55] She's the good girl.

[44:56] I don't want to stop that.

[44:57] No.

Dan McCoy

[44:58] Yeah.

[44:59] Uh,

[44:59] no,

[44:59] I just remembered that we were trying to end this.

[45:01] So,

[45:01] um,

[45:02] you know,

[45:02] by the way,

Stuart Wellington

[45:03] I think the lady gremlin and Robert Picardo and inner space are basically the same character.

[45:08] I need to examine this a little bit more,

[45:10] but I think they're very similar.

Elliott Kalan

[45:11] I think you have a master's thesis.

[45:12] Let's get to work on it.

[45:14] Yeah.

Stuart Wellington

[45:14] I think that's the presentation for the next,

Elliott Kalan

[45:16] uh,

[45:16] live show.

[45:17] do you have anything to promote?

[45:18] Uh,

[45:18] do you want to tell people about your,

[45:19] your Jon Stewart packet that I'm sure you were writing up for his,

[45:22] for his new show?

[45:23] I was texting.

Dan McCoy

[45:24] Yeah.

[45:24] I was texting Elliot.

[45:25] I'm like,

[45:25] why is Jon Stewart packet?

[45:27] Like,

[45:27] I think that's trending.

[45:29] This is like,

[45:30] we both agreed.

[45:30] It was such like an inside baseball thing.

[45:32] So this,

[45:33] uh,

[45:33] that'll mark when,

[45:34] uh,

[45:34] this episode came out.

[45:36] If you are on Twitter and you vaguely saw people talking about the Jon Stewart packet.

[45:40] When I saw it,

[45:40] I'm like,

Stuart Wellington

[45:41] is that the name of the next digital underground album?

[45:44] Mm-hmm.

Dan McCoy

[45:46] Uh,

[45:47] no,

[45:47] I got nothing to plug.

[45:48] I'm just here.

[45:49] You know,

[45:49] I got a new kitten.

[45:50] It's pretty cute.

[45:51] That's what's going on.

[45:53] We're all enamored of the new kitten.

[45:55] Yeah,

[45:55] yeah.

[45:56] Uh,

[45:56] but anyway,

[45:57] so,

[45:57] uh,

[45:58] if you liked this,

[45:59] maybe listen to a,

[46:00] a normal episode.

[46:01] If you haven't heard,

[46:02] one,

[46:03] uh,

[46:03] and if you,

[46:04] uh,

[46:05] are a regular listener,

[46:06] please keep listening and,

[46:07] uh,

[46:08] rate,

[46:08] review,

[46:08] subscribe,

[46:09] all the stuff that helps a podcast grow.

[46:13] Uh,

[46:13] a young,

[46:14] healthy podcast with growing bones.

[46:17] That's what kids have,

[46:18] right?

[46:19] They do,

[46:19] they do have growing bones.

[46:21] That's true.

[46:21] They can grow and split their skin.

[46:24] Just like,

[46:24] sorta.

[46:25] No,

Elliott Kalan

[46:26] no,

[46:26] the skin grows with the bones.

[46:28] Unless they're marrow of the X-Men,

[46:30] but that's one case in particular,

[46:32] you know?

Dan McCoy

[46:34] All right.

[46:34] Well,

[46:35] uh,

[46:35] thank you all for listening.

[46:37] For the Flophouse,

[46:37] I've been Dan McCoy.

Elliott Kalan

[46:39] I'm Stuart Wellington.

[46:40] I'm Elliot Kalin saying,

[46:42] if you can do something nice for somebody today,

[46:43] please do so.

[46:47] Oh,

[46:48] I should have said that.

[46:48] Damn.

[46:49] Forget the thing I said about doing nice stuff.

[46:51] Pretend I said,

[46:51] show me Zodiac.

John Hodgman

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