FH Mini 35 - Moflopoly

Elliott Kalan

[0:00] all right guys let's start this thing you guys ready that all right let's start it and fart it

[0:08] love this we're gonna coin a new phrase yeah all right kick the tires and fart the fires

Dan McCoy

[0:16] just give me some clean air to start this kick this you got it big old big old fart clean air

[0:25] hey everyone and welcome sorry i got in one let's keep going i saw there was i i was peaking

[0:33] in addition to saying a hey peaking dan

[0:37] hey everyone welcome to the flop house this is a flop house mini it's when uh we do on the off weeks

[0:52] of our show we don't watch a bad movie and we talk about it we sort of do whatever it's kind of a free

[1:00] for all uh we've been we've been um sort of trading the reins for the flop house menus i'm sorry i've

[1:08] been dan mccoy i'll say that before we get into this cool yeah uh i'm stewart wellington i'm elliot

[1:16] kaylin ready to say my name unlike my two co-hosts you did you did okay well i don't want to

Elliott Kalan

[1:22] let's that's point elliot in the name game let's check the scoreboard uh with banana it's dan banana

[1:30] fo fama it's stewart and banana fama whatever the rest of it is that's elliot so elliot is currently

Dan McCoy

[1:36] in the lead on the name game uh i was i was saying that we we've been uh trading around who takes the

[1:42] wheel and i feel like um we should uh make a bigger deal of that because uh it's kind of a fun element

Elliott Kalan

[1:49] of these minis that uh one of us we should mention it more in the in the television advertising that we

Dan McCoy

[1:56] buy the commercials that we get yeah we should make it clear to the audience because uh i think it is a

Elliott Kalan

[2:02] sort of a right now right now the billboards we purchased to say the flop house minis try them

[2:07] but they don't they don't mention the post element yeah should we should we play ourselves in the

Stuart Wellington

[2:12] commercials or should we have actors play us because yeah that's a good question i mean we're not

[2:17] professional actors i mean elliot kind of is no look i'm a semi-professional dilettante and i saw

[2:23] dan in a college performance of hair and he was pretty good yeah let me he didn't get naked though

Dan McCoy

[2:30] i was clawed i was clawed so i sang manchester england england i sang uh uh where do i go

[2:39] at the end i had a big part in uh the flesh failures slash let the sunshine in uh i'll tell you the

Elliott Kalan

[2:48] i'll tell you the flesh failure that you didn't get nude at that show come on exactly money on the

Stuart Wellington

[2:52] uh-huh that's that's another name for bloops at the end of a porno speaking of bloops uh this intro

Dan McCoy

[3:01] um hey can i say the point that i wanted to make which was sure i think that the audience would

[3:08] appreciate these minis uh uh knowing that part of the fun of them is one of us gets to impose

[3:16] some sort of uh you know stricture or uh you know concept on the others and uh you know it really

[3:26] brings out sort of the the sadist side of the the flop house where we get to like now i take control

[3:33] um speaking of which now kids are in charge yeah yeah yeah it's it's freaky friday

[3:41] uh-huh um and i wanted to uh i wanted to play a little game i invented okay now is this now is

Elliott Kalan

[3:49] this the is this a phantasm type of game or a jigsaw type of game um it's more of like a parker

Dan McCoy

[3:56] brothers type of game okay although fewer dead bodies and lost souls okay yeah it is very specific to

[4:03] the flop house though so um okay it would you even call it ma flopa lee i would call it ma flopa

[4:11] that is what it's now called it's called ma flopa lee that does suggest a certain sort of

[4:17] capitalist element to the game that it does not have oh okay i'm out uh the game is is this i'm going

[4:24] to we we frequently talked about how we've done so many episodes of this podcast and so many of the

[4:29] movies that we watch are bad in unmemorable ways um that we forget wholesale movies that we have watched

Stuart Wellington

[4:39] for the flop house podcast so uh just to just to get my wrap my head around it how many episodes of the

Dan McCoy

[4:47] show have we done dan uh it's around 350 wow now i think we're just short of it when this episode

[4:53] comes out or maybe this i i can't like we're doing see we've even forgotten how many episodes we've

[4:58] done but um and that's including minis that that number no no including look we we messed up because

[5:06] for a while we were doing we should have just kept adding we should have just done the minis as normal

[5:10] numbering yeah just normal number numbering for all of it so the fact that we've been doing this for

[5:16] 14 years would seem more impressive in the numbering scheme of episodes rather than yeah yeah us having

[5:22] far fewer episodes than podcasts that are younger than us we really shouldn't have had 20 different

Elliott Kalan

[5:27] subtitles under which episodes have their own numbering like flop house the adventure begins

[5:33] and flop house the adventure continues that should just be counted as one series yeah you're right

[5:38] um so american flop story asylum and american flop story coven it's the same show guys the same

Stuart Wellington

[5:45] actors basically right sarah pulson's amazing the return of the gauntlet should have just had been

Dan McCoy

[5:49] the same thing but uh let's okay this is hey wait dan that's my show you're making fun of

[5:57] um the whole point is i'm gonna take us down a trip down memory lane see if you guys can

[6:05] remember the titles of some movies we watched okay um so this is when alex should loop in i don't know

Stuart Wellington

[6:12] some sound just enough of a sound bite from like remember the time maybe uh whatever is short enough

[6:19] that we're not gonna get exactly sued yeah so we don't get like like a sandman version of michael jackson

[6:25] coming up and uh stealing our queens away so the way it's gonna work is like this i've actually put a

Dan McCoy

[6:32] little more thought into the mechanics of the game than i normally do for these things so some uh yes

[6:38] i'm gonna alternate asking uh questions to each of you okay and so the person i ask will obviously get

[6:47] first first shot at answering the question and at the point attached to it uh however if they do not

[6:53] get it the other person will get a chance to steal um there'll be two rounds two rounds of six

[7:01] questions each that's three for each of you okay you lost me and and one time around like uh the rounds

[7:11] will be uh broken up by a commercial break and then one time around uh you are allowed to ask for a hint

[7:20] so use your hints your uh one per round hints wisely i have some written up do we have like a lifeline or a phone a friend or anything

[7:29] uh the hints are the uh the lifeline okay when do we mechanic of this game when do we get to play our quick turn

Elliott Kalan

[7:36] quamper cards that's when the scores are reversed and the rules of the game are abruptly changed

Dan McCoy

[7:42] yeah uh that will be in around 15 which is unfortunately in a different episode of the show

[7:48] i'm sorry to hear that okay uh how many whammies are there there's no whammies okay so what you say no

Elliott Kalan

[7:54] whammy no whammies yeah because you're hoping for the ideal uh the ideal utopian society which is one

Dan McCoy

[8:00] without whammies yeah yeah if a whammy shows up in this game we are all fucked we are all in trouble

Stuart Wellington

[8:05] because i did not the thing is that's the problem with utopias is there's no whammies yeah okay um

Elliott Kalan

[8:12] that was so that's the original the original novel utopia it ends with with the traveler saying well i

[8:17] should stay here and they said we should warn you there's no whammies and he says then i shall leave

Stuart Wellington

[8:21] yeah yeah that was in the first drive to the script of the matrix they're like human humanity couldn't

Dan McCoy

[8:27] accept a world without whammies all right so uh this is round one question one they go they go back

Elliott Kalan

[8:37] there was that back to future scene where he goes back and kills hitler and he comes back to the

[8:40] present they go yeah but there's no whammies and he goes i've got to undo what i've done yeah

Dan McCoy

[8:45] so dan you're saying round one round one question one uh the first one the first one will go to you

[8:53] elliot now the the way this will work is i have um the short synopsis that imdb gives we all know

[9:02] often not the best synopsis provided on imdb but that's part of the fun of the game

[9:07] is the chance of like what movie you get so in this case you know it's gonna be a good game when

Elliott Kalan

[9:13] the instructions keep telling you how much fun the game is gonna be when the fun is not self-evident

Dan McCoy

[9:18] but has to be explained to you uh okay elliot the first question goes to you first the description

[9:26] is an unstable escaped convict terrorizes a woman who is alone with her two children

[9:33] what is the name of the flop house movie we watched with that plot

[9:37] we watched a movie with that plot

Elliott Kalan

[9:40] okay let's see unstable escaped convict there's a woman alone with two children

[9:50] it's not is it the one it's not the one with idris elba right she didn't have children in that did

Dan McCoy

[9:55] she i cannot give any hints unless you're officially using your hand and even then only the hints i

Elliott Kalan

[10:02] already have written out okay i'm not gonna use my hint i'd be foolish to throw that throw that

[10:07] chestnut away so quickly that advantage um i'm gonna say uh no good deed that's the interstellar

[10:13] movie you're correct it is no good deed oh pull that out of what somewhere in the deep reaches of my butt

Dan McCoy

[10:20] so that is one point to elliot in that case i mean to say to to back up to reinforce the point of the of

Elliott Kalan

[10:28] the game until you mentioned that and i started thinking until you mentioned told me the summary i

Stuart Wellington

[10:32] started thinking about it i did forget we had seen that movie i still don't know what you're talking about

Dan McCoy

[10:38] all right did i watch it you were there i think yeah i i i made sure you're top 10 of the year

[10:49] what i did i tried to make sure i may have made a mistake along the line i tried to make sure

[10:53] by looking at the website that that all these movies were not ones where one of you were gone

Elliott Kalan

[11:00] because of a guest what year was it i don't remember but you you really loved it you said it was

[11:06] you said it was up above all the other releases that year yeah oh so i also forgot to tell you that i

Dan McCoy

[11:12] have arranged these in reverse chronological episode order wow so the one the earlier ones uh have

[11:21] been more recent theoretically things will get harder as we proceed wow so they call that they call

Elliott Kalan

[11:28] that the backwards mccoy yeah in gaming circles so okay here's uh one for you steward

Dan McCoy

[11:36] a university professor and a team oh wait yeah that's the right one sorry i'm university professor and a

[11:45] team of students conduct an experiment on a young woman uncovering terrifyingly dark unexpected forces in

Stuart Wellington

[11:53] the process fuck is that uh the is that like deadly lessons the adventures of simon conjurer

Dan McCoy

[12:06] i'm afraid that that uh was not deadly lessons uh elliot would you like to try and steal this

Elliott Kalan

[12:11] uh i don't remember the title but i think that's the one where roger bart was the professor and it

Dan McCoy

[12:15] is that he's the killer at the end uh that is incorrect this one is um again pretty vague uh

[12:25] imdb summaries but this one is the quiet ones starring jared harris the quiet oh right yeah it's a haunted

Stuart Wellington

[12:32] house movie all right oh man jared harris yeah his uh his wife is uh guest on an upcoming episode of uh

[12:42] of uh i know the owner oh good synergy dan that's the one where it's like there's a they're in a house

Elliott Kalan

[12:48] where someone there were like witches in there at some point per se yeah i can reveal now that

Dan McCoy

[12:52] stewart has mentioned it uh the hint would have been stewart recently had dinner with the lead actor's

[12:58] wife so yeah so um yes what i like is that's a hint that's good for stewart and not for the audience

Stuart Wellington

[13:06] like is it allegra riggio slash harris i don't remember what she goes okay well remember um you

Dan McCoy

[13:13] are one third of the way through round one you each have one hint per round so oh per round yes you

[13:22] don't have to be stingy just uh whenever you feel in trouble if i don't use my hint uh can i redeem it

Stuart Wellington

[13:29] for store credit you can you can save it and redeem it at a later bullshit dan game oh wow okay yeah

Dan McCoy

[13:39] okay so this next one god is for elliot the summary is a former sports star who's fallen on hard times

[13:48] starts coaching his son's football team as a way to get his life together his attempts to become an

[13:55] adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult

[14:00] who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult who's

Elliott Kalan

[14:03] an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not

[14:05] an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not an adult who's fallen on hard times and he's not

[14:08] that's the that's the that's the that's the twist you've thrown at me i assume um

Dan McCoy

[14:12] i'm just writing what uh i'm to be head

Elliott Kalan

[14:15] it's um oh boy but what was it called it's not the big green that's a kid

[14:22] soccer movie it's not victory that's the soccer movie where they play the nazis it's not uh

[14:30] invictus that's a different soccer movie about south africa yeah um playing for keeps is playing

Dan McCoy

[14:39] for keeps you holy shit hold it out of your brain once again all i had to do was think of every soccer

[14:45] movie i've ever seen stuart uh elliot now leads you two to zero but here's your chance to make up some

[14:53] of that ground i'd have to drop a whammy on him an an angel under the thumb of a ruthless gangster

[15:04] is saved by a trumpet player down on his luck this was a particularly memorable one i don't remember

Elliott Kalan

[15:11] the title god damn it mickey rourke's in it this is the classic one where he he hits on a lady by

[15:18] putting a lemon under a handkerchief and then rolling it down a bar at her oh man i don't remember

Stuart Wellington

[15:24] that uh is it oh passion play it is passion play nice well done no scope to that shit dude okay

Dan McCoy

[15:37] um so i just i'll tell you right now um that uh hints do not carry over you do not accrue

[15:46] two hints if you don't use them this round so each of you i would advise you to just go ahead

[15:50] for us to use these i'm just you know helping you out with strategy i'm saying that uh there's no point

[15:57] in saving them anymore for round one i was about to say i was about to say thanks for telling us the rules

Elliott Kalan

[16:02] in the middle of the game but also like i wouldn't have i would have stopped listening if you were

[16:06] telling us all the rules the beginning of the game so this is the right way to do it i thought you

Stuart Wellington

[16:09] could have taught you games before

Dan McCoy

[16:14] all right so this one is for elliot again and it goes like this uh

[16:25] soon after moving into their seemingly idyllic new home a family learns of a brutal crime committed

[16:33] against former residents of the dwelling pretty generic plot very generic uh that is a

Elliott Kalan

[16:45] generic plot um you know what i'm gonna live dangerously and i'm gonna use my hint right off

Dan McCoy

[16:53] okay well obviously we're not listening even even then um the hint is not listening but if you were

[17:00] telling us used your hints but if he uses i know you're i'm saying that you acted as if you didn't

[17:05] know that that was your only but if he uses his hand playing along with your game if he uses his hand

[17:10] is it all used up it's used up for this round he gets another one so he doesn't get any more

[17:14] again he doesn't get another hint until the next time we play the game no but i but we can but we

Elliott Kalan

[17:19] we do do a steal a sign where i can steal your hand if i give the proper uh such verbal

[17:26] non-verbal hand motion signal which the audience will not such easy game okay anyway the the hint elliot is

Dan McCoy

[17:33] the leads of this movie are married to one another

[17:39] um

[17:40] it doesn't do anything for you that's weirdly i think i kind of knew that and it still doesn't

Elliott Kalan

[17:48] help me particularly um how about is it

[17:56] show me the mexican no that's not it stewart you have

Stuart Wellington

[18:04] a name it's daniel craig and rachel weiss right and i'm trying to oh now i remember that

Elliott Kalan

[18:11] was like ghost house or something no no dan can i go back can i take that as a hint that suet gave

Dan McCoy

[18:16] me no no but uh if ghost house is your final answer you're incorrect yeah it's dream house

[18:22] dream house oh i forgot about that dude i was super close yeah you were very close you were very

Elliott Kalan

[18:29] close it my in defense in my defense i did not remember the plot of dream house yeah uh-huh

[18:35] that's the yeah in my defense i didn't remember the title

[18:40] in my defense i did not know all right so uh your honor in my defense yes i did kill him but i was very

Dan McCoy

[18:47] mad so this one is for stewart uh the uh synopsis is a rising country music songwriter works with a

[18:58] fallen star to work their way to fame causing romantic complications along the way

Stuart Wellington

[19:07] it's not crazy heart although that's basically the same synopsis yeah

[19:14] what oh man i'll use my hint please um i will throw my hint in the trash used up just tell it to me dan

Dan McCoy

[19:27] i will give you the hint the one i have here you know is pretty useless so i'll give you this one

[19:33] this movie stars gwyneth paltrow

Stuart Wellington

[19:39] that's true but it is true actually i i'm gonna take when when steward's done i'm gonna take issue

Elliott Kalan

[19:47] with the hint you gave me in the previous question dan i'm gonna ask her a quick but

[19:50] cool cool cool um

Stuart Wellington

[19:52] um gwyneth paltrow man it's like like an american quilt or some trash uh i uh i don't remember i'm

Dan McCoy

[20:03] gonna say it's the country bears movie it's not that elliot uh i don't remember i think it had angel in the title

[20:11] uh it did not oh what was it it was country strong country strong that's right

Elliott Kalan

[20:17] yeah elliot so dan here's my here's my issue when daniel craig and rachel vice made dream house

[20:23] they were not married they fell in love while making that i didn't say that they were married at the

Dan McCoy

[20:29] time i just said the two stars are married i'm talking about the present tense

Elliott Kalan

[20:35] they are still married i think that was a little bit of verbal trickery dan i think you owe me half a

Dan McCoy

[20:40] hint at a little question i think you're making when you assume things you make an ass

Elliott Kalan

[20:44] out of yume okay well on the next at the next round i'm asking for a hint i don't care what the

Stuart Wellington

[20:49] rules so uh what's the scores dan uh

Elliott Kalan

[20:53] dan i was hoping you would get mad and say you do get a hint in the next round

Dan McCoy

[20:58] uh luckily i wasn't paying attention but that was a pretty good troll uh

[21:04] so uh going out of the first round at the end of the first round that's how they say it

[21:08] uh elliot has two and stewart has one so no no scoring during that round that was a tough round

Elliott Kalan

[21:16] yeah i got you i got you on the ropes elliot

[21:18] i should have remembered country strong except for the fact that i until you said gwyneth paltrow

[21:22] i also didn't remember seeing that movie yeah that's the one where they bury a bird

Dan McCoy

[21:27] at one point yes there is a bird involved somehow that was going to be the other

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Dan McCoy

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Dan McCoy

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Stuart Wellington

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Elliott Kalan

[24:47] i would uh recommend checking them out yes we all we've all we've all had times where we're going

[24:52] through rough patches i'm going through one right now outside of this episode and i will be getting

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[25:03] for you i'm nothing so this is one of the issues i'm gonna be dealing with no no no this is one of the

[25:09] issues i'm gonna be dealing with ellie it's something everybody but no yeah the flop house are big

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[25:28] just go ahead and get that help because it's good to get

Stuart Wellington

[25:32] but let us return it's a lot easier than doing a podcast for 14 years let me tell you to the

Elliott Kalan

[25:37] thrilling when that when the best idea we can come up with is what stuff have we seen we don't

[25:43] remember dan i'm i'm just joking with you it's a great idea i love it and i think the audience is

[25:49] gonna love it too wow dan's erasing some of your points oh no oh no it's okay i hacked into his

[25:56] computer war game style and i'm giving myself a hundred points what's this game thermonuclear war

[26:01] i guess i'll just play this right now no dan i didn't know your computer was part of the pentagon

Dan McCoy

[26:08] nuclear missile command i'm sorry well we have returned for the exciting second and final round

[26:16] of ma flopping ma floppy again and this is that is misleading and just and just to catch everybody

Stuart Wellington

[26:24] up to speed it's going to be extra tense because we've already used our hints folks no there's no

Elliott Kalan

[26:29] hints left we really got to have one line the old gray matter this is the hintless round now for round

Dan McCoy

[26:36] two we're gonna switch it up elliot got to go first i guess i guess we're just the outsiders by se

Elliott Kalan

[26:40] hintless right now because we don't have any any hints left elliot got to go first in round one so

Stuart Wellington

[26:46] stewart will kick off round two if this wasn't such a cutthroat game i would suggest elliot get half a

[26:51] point for his se hintless uh joke thank you yeah yeah no you want to you have to crush your your

Elliott Kalan

[26:59] competitor you can't be so kind no you can't you can't enjoy their great puns no court why a authors

Dan McCoy

[27:06] no matter how classic uh stewart uh here's your synopsis strange lights descend on the city of los

[27:14] angeles drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to

[27:20] swallow the entire human population of the face of the earth i'm gonna say i think this is skyline

Stuart Wellington

[27:28] this is skyline episode 77 yes movie based on chili

Dan McCoy

[27:37] a movie with a little extra cinnamon in it um that's their secret part of it that was i wish

Elliott Kalan

[27:44] that was the slogan for a movie it's the movie with a little extra cinnamon in it elliot and it's but

[27:50] it stars like the randy and bandy cinnamon like it's the there's two of them so randy and bandy

Dan McCoy

[27:59] okay um so this synopsis uh for you elliot in paris a young employee in the office of the u.s

[28:06] ambassador hooks up with an american spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city

Elliott Kalan

[28:14] is that i'm gonna get that first word wrong is that

Dan McCoy

[28:19] from paris with love with john travolta it is from paris with love i was so worried i thought

[28:26] i saw my stealing my stealing hand ready to go i thought i was worried it was gonna be to paris with

Elliott Kalan

[28:31] love yeah i remember that's that was when john travolta was like a super suave bald spy right

Stuart Wellington

[28:36] which would make which would make sense because there's two of them so two paris with love would

Elliott Kalan

[28:40] work on multiple levels right it's it's it could also work as a mary kate nashley olsen like when

[28:46] they were kids video where it's two paris and it's like i went to paris and you stayed in america and

Dan McCoy

[28:52] we've got to get our parents back together you know right yeah all right so the uh back to stewart for the

[28:58] next question okay a uh an adventurous but naive teenager must rally his group of friends to protect

[29:07] their world from conflict between the lockney and nohren people

[29:18] this is when this is when this is when things get tough oh okay dan give me a hint

[29:28] the lead character is voiced by freddie prince jr

Stuart Wellington

[29:34] okay so voiced is he's probably animated he's probably not a puppet okay

[29:46] no puppet could be a puppet it's probably not jim henson's freddie prince jr adventures

Dan McCoy

[29:52] give me the synopsis one more time uh it's i'm probably mispronouncing uh the made-up words in it but

[30:00] an adventurous but naive teenager must rally his group of friends to protect their world from conflict

[30:06] between the lockney and nohren people

Stuart Wellington

[30:13] oh man i don't know uh uh

[30:20] man i don't know like i i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna tap out i don't know uh elliot do you have a steal

Dan McCoy

[30:28] dan can you show me delgo that is delgo

Stuart Wellington

[30:34] didn't i spend most of that movie like face down on your floor

Dan McCoy

[30:39] i mean it's been so many times at this point it was very bad yeah that was uh one of our early

[30:47] real stinkers that was uh episode 50 kind of a miserable experience we put that in the vault

Elliott Kalan

[30:54] labeled real r-e-e-l stinkers with a z at the end so uh elliot this next one for you um in an

Dan McCoy

[31:03] attempt to save his marriage a firefighter uses a 40-day experiment known as the love dare

[31:13] was that fireproof that is fireproof damn it oh yeah that's the one where kirk cameron is addicted

[31:20] to internet porn right uh-huh i think i think you're having the same thing that i had which is like

[31:25] weirdly the stuff further away i remember better because yes like we hadn't been so ground down

Elliott Kalan

[31:31] by doing this whereas something like like that the quiet ones i'm like i don't know man and that was

[31:38] still like what six years ago but still yeah but if you asked me what the what the episode before last

Dan McCoy

[31:43] was i'd be like oh cats all right so back to stewart this is your last question of the game

Stuart Wellington

[31:53] to get on the scoreboard before the final round no this is no and remember stew you still have a hint

Elliott Kalan

[32:01] before the no super extreme final round this is the oh okay uh stewart a depressed woman and after

Dan McCoy

[32:10] this comes the lightning round a depressed woman okay learns that her husband was killed in a car

[32:16] accident the previous day then awakens the next morning to find him alive and well at home

[32:23] then awakens the day after that to find he's dead what was that movie called oh no oh no

Stuart Wellington

[32:32] no no no no no no oh no i'm so glad stewart got this one oh no it's really hurting him wow

Dan McCoy

[32:46] no no

Stuart Wellington

[32:53] you got this one stew it's a common word a word you might use every day it's not that

Elliott Kalan

[33:00] common remember you still got it you've still got a hint you still got a hand i'm gonna use my hand

Dan McCoy

[33:04] dan no you don't have a hand anymore and it wouldn't help oh no it wouldn't help you what kind of a hint is

Elliott Kalan

[33:11] that

Dan McCoy

[33:14] uh i feel like if he doesn't have it he's not gonna get this show me

Stuart Wellington

[33:20] memories of murder

Dan McCoy

[33:23] not that

Elliott Kalan

[33:24] although that that title does seem like it would fit the plot i guess but yeah

[33:28] ali do you have a steal on this one uh i think i still have a hint left in this round right

Dan McCoy

[33:34] yeah give me this hint that's not gonna help yeah yeah well there's the last question dan so

Elliott Kalan

[33:39] yeah i'm gonna use the hand what am i saving it for well maybe yeah maybe this will help actually

[33:43] i can't cash it in for an item of equal or lesser value

Dan McCoy

[33:47] star sandra bullock helped this movie actually make around 80 million on a 20 million budget

[33:53] so not really a flop but is it premonition it is called premonition

Elliott Kalan

[33:58] christ that was a very helpful hint like game that you said this is a normal word you might

[34:04] have used it today and the answer was premonition

Stuart Wellington

[34:10] i did go to coney island today so there's a chance

Elliott Kalan

[34:15] all right was he was in part of a brainstorming group thinking up perfume names today so he might

[34:19] have used premonition yeah

Dan McCoy

[34:22] so all right final question of the entire game uh this one goes to elliot first a wealthy young man

[34:31] undergoing heart transplant surgery discovers that the surgical team intend to murder him

[34:38] i believe that's awake that is awake wow elliot you almost swept the real quick real quick

Elliott Kalan

[34:44] wow uh is it possible for me to win the game still no no no stew okay so this is when this is when the

[34:54] final round comes up dan hasn't told us about it yet it's called and it's called all the marbles

[34:58] look oh he is gonna yeah yeah i was a good game master i would have in all the marbles

[35:04] but all i have you'd have your uh golden quench or whatever it is from from quidditch where they're

[35:08] like where they're like you can score the regular points or just catch this thing and win

Dan McCoy

[35:12] instantly i don't know what are you gonna do huh yeah um so elliot wins uh with seven to stewart's

[35:22] two and uh you know honestly i think i would do a more like stewart if i had to take this quiz

Elliott Kalan

[35:29] i mean dan look stew just to get on the show is an impressive yeah no just to get past all the rounds

[35:34] of testing uh dan thanks for making a great game reminding me of how much time i've wasted

[35:40] watching these stupid movies and then retaining some knowledge of them in my brain that's the real

Stuart Wellington

[35:46] question why am i doing that the i mean i guess i'm impressed because at least the first half of

[35:52] the i mean the the later the the earlier movies we watched i was so fucking drunk like like all that

[36:01] stuff is a smear across the pavement of my brain yeah yeah yeah the uh yeah dan's room used to his

Elliott Kalan

[36:08] his his living room used to be littered with bottle caps and chicken bones by the end of a usual viewing

Dan McCoy

[36:13] session yeah it was a magical time yeah yeah well thank you listeners for taking this magical

[36:26] again i reuse the word trip down yeah and if memory lane if for whatever reason you feel like i was robbed

Stuart Wellington

[36:32] or the game was rigged uh against me you should write in let dan know that his game needed a

[36:37] lightning round at the end try and catch me cuppers oh wow oh wow dan had a little car ready oh he's

[36:46] driving away he's going down the street oh wait he's turning around he gets out he's doing a dance he got

Elliott Kalan

[36:52] out and is doing a dance yeah he's he's doing a lot of dabbing a lot of dabbing and oh wow he's

[36:56] shining shining him on okay i get it oh yeah well he doesn't understand that's only going to make

[37:02] them more willing to catch him they'll put in overtime where's the confetti coming from did he set

[37:08] the set up those confetti cannons ahead of time because i can't see where it's falling yeah i think

Dan McCoy

[37:11] he knew i was going to catch him yeah well let's get us all out of here thank uh you to alex smith

[37:18] our producer uh-huh for doing such a wonderful job uh making us sound good i hope and uh

[37:27] i haven't heard it yet who knows then he puts a filter on so we're all like welcome to the

Elliott Kalan

[37:32] fluff house i'm damn cool it actually sounds pretty cool it makes it sound real good yeah

Dan McCoy

[37:38] uh it's the steward filter why don't you check out maximumfun.org for other podcasts you listen to

[37:44] this one you might like others and there's a lot of good ones over there uh and ones that are like

[37:50] organized and like funny i was very organized i had this is spreadsheet i had rules i mean

Stuart Wellington

[37:59] you're not the disorganized part of this episode no no i do like i do like that dan puts much more

Elliott Kalan

[38:04] organization into the minis than he does into the regular apps but that's okay somebody has to yeah

Dan McCoy

[38:09] yeah uh thanks for listening if you enjoy the show spread the word but uh for now i've been

Stuart Wellington

[38:16] dan mccoy hey it's me stewart wellington and i'm gonna win next time i promise and it's me elliot

Elliott Kalan

[38:23] memory man kalen champion and returning champion if this ever happens again of maflopoly that's right

[38:30] it's the game all america is playing if you are a co-host of this show are they are they litigious

Stuart Wellington

[38:37] what is that milton bradley i hope not

Dan McCoy

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