The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:11] In 2006, Sylvester Stallone resurrected his beloved hero, Rocky, for the hit film Rocky

[0:18] Balboa.

[0:19] In 2008, he brought the indelible John Rambo back to the screen for Rambo.

[0:26] But in 2010, he will return to perhaps his greatest role, Ray Tango.

[0:32] In Tango and Cash 2, it takes cash to Tango.

[0:36] I feel like I still got some stuff left in the basement.

[0:41] What basement, Tango?

[0:42] What are you talking about?

[0:44] You know, Edge.

[0:46] I'm the cop on the edge.

[0:47] I think I got some boxes of Edge in the basement back behind the thirst for justice and old

[0:51] magazines and the hot water heater and whatnots.

[0:55] I'm the cop on the edge.

[0:56] You're the straight-laced one.

[0:58] Really?

[0:59] I guess.

[1:00] You're the one who always wears a suit.

[1:01] I get so confused, Tango.

[1:03] You're Tango.

[1:04] I'm Cash.

[1:05] Co-starring the computer-wore tennis shoes is Kurt Russell as Gabe Cash, the cop on the

[1:10] edge who doesn't wear a suit.

[1:11] Tango, don't you think we're getting a little old for this?

[1:14] You're 64.

[1:15] Aren't you like a week away from retirement?

[1:17] Actually, I retired four years ago.

[1:19] What?

[1:20] Should you still be carrying a gun?

[1:22] I consider this a retirement from my retirement.

[1:25] That's not how it works.

[1:26] Ah!

[1:27] Ninjas!

[1:28] They're gonna fight us with the whatnots.

[1:31] Watch as the veteran cops on the edge take on their old enemy, Eve Perrette, played by

[1:36] the digitally reanimated corpse of Jack Palance.

[1:40] Ah, Tango.

[1:42] Cash.

[1:43] Cash and Tango.

[1:46] It's good to see you again.

[1:49] What the hey?

[1:50] Didn't we shoot you and then blow you up?

[1:53] Yeah, along with all the evidence of your wrongdoing, thus clearing us from all the

[1:56] crimes you framed us for under California's blow up the bad guy then get freed from your

[2:00] wrongful imprisonment act.

[2:02] Perhaps.

[2:03] But I wasn't quite.

[2:09] Dead.

[2:10] Dead.

[2:11] Dead.

[2:12] Dead.

[2:13] Dead.

[2:14] Dead.

[2:15] Dead.

[2:16] Dead.

[2:17] Dead.

[2:18] Dead.

[2:19] And now, allow me to escape into this hall of mirrors, which I have directly adjacent

[2:27] to my office for no reason.

[2:32] Ah, damn you, Tango and Cash.

[2:37] How'd you know which one was the real one?

[2:39] I noticed the lettering on his shirt wasn't backwards like in a mirror it would be backwards.

[2:44] You?

[2:45] CGI doesn't have a reflection.

[2:47] Good one.

[2:48] That's what you call good police work.

[2:50] Stallone.

[2:51] Russell.

[2:52] Two summers from now, do you know where you'll be?

[2:55] I'll be in the theater watching the greatest heroes in American history, Tango and Cash,

[3:00] too.

[3:01] It takes cash to tango.

[3:04] Jack Pounce appears without the approval of the Pounce Estate.

The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

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