The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

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[0:00] And now, the Flophouse Movie Minute.

[0:10] In 2006, Sylvester Stallone resurrected his beloved hero Rocky for the hit film Rocky Balboa.

[0:19] In 2008, he brought the indelible John Rambo back to the screen for Rambo.

[0:25] But in 2010, he will return to perhaps his greatest role, Ray Tango.

[0:32] In Tango and Cash 2, it takes cash to tango.

[0:37] I feel like I still got some stuff left in the basement.

S2

[0:41] What basement, Tango? What are you talking about?

S1

[0:44] You know, Edge. I'm the cop on the Edge.

[0:47] I think I got some boxes of Edge in the basement back behind the Thirst for Justice and the old magazines and the hot water heater and whatnot.

S2

[0:55] I'm the cop on the Edge. You're the straight-laced one.

[0:58] Really?

[0:58] I guess. You're the one who always wears a suit.

S1

[1:01] I get so confused, Tango.

[1:03] You're Tango. I'm Cash.

[1:05] Co-starring the Computer War Tennis Shoes' Kurt Russell as Gabe Cash, the cop on the Edge who doesn't wear a suit.

S2

[1:12] Tango, don't you think we're getting a little old for this? You're 64. Aren't you like a week away from retirement?

S1

[1:17] Actually, I retired four years ago.

[1:19] What? Should you still be carrying a gun?

[1:22] Consider this a retirement for my retirement.

S2

[1:24] That's not how it works.

[1:26] Ah! Ninjas!

[1:29] They're gonna fight us with the whatnots.

S1

[1:31] Watch as the veteran cops on the Edge take on their old enemy, Eve Perrette, played by the digitally reanimated corpse of Jack Palance.

[1:40] Ah, Tango.

[1:42] Cash.

[1:44] Cash and Tango.

[1:45] It's good to see you again.

[1:49] What day?

[1:50] Didn't we shoot you and then blow you up?

[1:53] Yeah, along with all the evidence of your wrongdoing, thus clearing us from all the crimes you framed us for under California's blow up the bad guy, then get freed from your wrongful imprisonment act?

[2:02] Perhaps.

[2:03] But it wasn't.

[2:04] Quite.

[2:09] Dead.

S1

[2:09] Dead.

[2:10] Dead.

S1

[2:10] Dead.

[2:11] Dead.

[2:12] Dead.

[2:13] Dead.

S1

[2:13] Dead.

[2:15] Dead.

[2:17] Dead.

[2:18] And now, allow me to escape into this hall of mirrors, which I have directly adjacent to my office for no reason.

[2:30] Dead.

[2:31] Dead.

[2:32] Ah.

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[2:32] Damn you.

[2:33] Tango.

[2:35] And Cash.

[2:36] How'd you know which one was the real one?

[2:39] I noticed the lettering on his shirt wasn't backwards.

[2:41] Like in a mirror, it would be backwards.

[2:44] You?

[2:45] CGI doesn't have a reflection.

[2:47] Good one.

[2:48] That's what you call good police work.

[2:50] Stallone.

[2:51] Russell.

[2:52] Two summers from now, do you know where you'll be?

[2:55] I'll be in the theater watching the greatest heroes in American history, Tango and Cash 2.

[3:01] It takes cash to tango.

[3:04] Jack Pounce appears without the approval of the Pounce Estate.

The Flop House Movie Minute #3 - Coming Attractions

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